A/N:

Lia: I'm really sorry for the wait, I had written this awesome chapter but I lost it and can't remember anything from it.

Majcarter- She also lost her brain, which isn't all that important, we can live w/o it. Reallu we can. ON TO THE STORY!!!!!!

Lia: Without my brain, we don't get any new chapters!

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Kate wandered slowly through the dessert. "Everything is bad!" she wailed. The rain had dried up quickly, soaked up by the ht sand. "I'm lost and hot and NAKED!" she paused. "Oh look! Yellow!" She reached out and grabbed the "yellow". The lizard squirmed and wriggled, but Katie held on tight. "I'll name you Oliver!" she cried gleefully, skipping off swinging poor Oliver by his tail. She was so happy she almost forgot that Kim needed to die. ALMOST. But not quite.

Back at camp Kim sat at the breakfast table, the other D-Tent boys around her. They eyed her suspiciously before Zig- Zag asked "So, where's your friend." Kim was going to open her mouth to say "I don't know" when she heard a low growl behind her.

She turned slowly to see who was behind her, even though deep down, she knew Kate had come to claim her revenge. "right. Here." Katie snarled, dropping Oliver on Kim's head.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Kim, and Oliver scuttled off.

"Get the lizard!" someone shouted, and everyone grabbed heavy pots and hurried after poor Oliver.

"DON'T HURT HIM!!!! HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!!" Katie yelled before she ran after the mob of people that were chasing poor Oliver. She pushed her way through the crowd, scooped up Oliver and then ran and his into a hole. "Don't worry precious. No one will hurt you." She cooed, stroking him ala Sméagol in LOTR.

Kim sat at the table, blinking, in complete and utter shock and confusion.

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The girls sat down at the table for breakfast the next day both hoping that no one would get stranded in the desert today. Katie had made Oliver a make-shift leash, and the boys were doing their best to keep their distance. The only good thing was Mr. Sir was too afraid of the lizard to bother the girls.

"So." The boys tried once again. "What are you really here for?"

"Murder." Kim said simply.

"Seriously, why are you here?" One of them asked.

"Ok, we'll tell you, but only if you promise not to tell, if you tell…"

"What? Is big, bad Katie gonna get me?" They asked sarcastically.

"No, BIG BAD OLIVER WILL!!!" Katie said, "Ok, so. This is what happened.

"Hurry Kim! You're so slow!" Katie called as Kim slid down the wall. It was escape time.

"I'm not insane! I'm brilliant!" Katie huffed.

"Well, they didn't call us insane. They just knew we could be harmful…" Kim said thoughtfully as she leaped to the ground, following Katie.

"Ok, so what do you want to do first?" Katie asked.

They looked at each other and said in unison, "Kill the guard."

"Why'd you want to kill the guard?" Asked Zigzag.

"Why not?" Katie replied before she continued her story.

The two girls silently slunk towards the front of the building. The search lights were going back and forth and the girls pondered their plan. "I say we slice open his elbows and let him bleed to death." Said Kim.

"NO!! If someone found him, they could save him. I say we knock him out, pour yellow paint down his throat, if he doesn't drown, he'll die from poisoning."

"Heh heh heh." Kim grinned wildly. "Can I distract him? He always hated me more."

"No he didn't!"

"So?" Kim retorted.

"Fine, you get to distract him, I get to kill him."

"WAIT A SECOND!!! You want me to believe that you two killed the guard of an insane asylum after you escaped from it?" X-Ray asked with a skeptical look on his face.

"We never said you had to believe it, we're simply telling you what happened, it's your decision whether or not you believe us. As I was saying…"

Kim boldly stepped into the spotlight, and immediately the siren began. The fat, old guard stepped forward. "What are you doing out of bed, Serégon?" He bellowed. "What are you doing out of your ward?!"

Kim smiled angelically. "I came to see you. I wanted to say goodbye."

The guard glared. "You aren't going anywhere, Serégon." He moved forward and Kim kept talking.

"Actually, yeah I am." Kim gave him a fake sympathetic look.

"Not as long as I'm around to stop it." He growled, moving forward to grab her.

"see, I thought of that already. That's why I came to say goodbye. Bye-bye!" She waved as Katie's hand flew down to pinch a nerve in his neck. The guard fell to the ground, unconscious.

"I don't see why you get to have all the fun teasing him." Grumbled Katie, as they opened the paint cans.

"Wait. Where'd you guys get paint cans from all of a sudden?" Armpit asked incredulously.

"Actually it was really convenient. They had just repainted some room nearby and the paint cans were just sitting around. We actually had to open a few before we found the yellow. Anyway…"

Katie opened the guard's mouth and slowly poured the paint down the man' s throat. It leaked over the sides of his mouth a little bit, but it didn't matter too terribly, the damage was al ready done. After one minutes of pouring, Katie stopped and then set the paint can aside, picked up a small paint brush, and painted a single line of yellow paint down the guard's face and over the expanse of his body.

"Can I paint the rest of him yellow?" Katie asked, staring up at Kim.

"No." Kim said plainly.

"PLEASE?!?!?!?!" Katie asked loudly with a pleading look in her eyes.

"Oh, allright, but make it quick." Katie grinned with excitement and then painted the rest of the guard's body.

"Well, now that that's taken care of, what should we do next?" Katie asked Kim as she stood up and brushed off her knees.

"Um, this is just an idea, but how about we GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Kim yelled as a siren sounded in the distance.

"Kim, that's the firehouse. Not the police."

"Oh."

"And that's how we ended up here. Don't forget, if you tell anyone, Oliver will come and kill you for us."

"Sure." X-ray said aloud, verbalizing what all of the boys were thinking. After a few more minutes, Mr. Sir came in and demanded that they all get started on their work. He led them to the "library" as normal, opened the door, expecting to see oodles of shovels, only to find them all gone.

"Where are the shovels? Who knows? I know that one of yous know!" Mr. Sir roared.

No one answered. A slow smile was spreading across Katie's face.

"Who ever hid them digs an extra hole. Who ever FINDS them gets their hole dug by the perpetrator."

Kate laughed. "Well that's easy. I just dig one hole just like always!" She tossed Oliver at Kim and started walking.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kim shrieked.

Katie walked over to hole and looked down, then back up gleefully. "Here they are here they are!" she sang. "And look! They're yellow! I like yellow. And I know who put them there. IT WAS ME!"

Mr. Sir did not look amused.

A/N- ok so thaat's chapter 4, REVIEW!!