Disclaimer- As a new writer, I would like to say my cousin did help, but didn't know I'd actually put this on He wuvs me anyway, unlike when he TRIES to kill my other cousins, he won't hurt me! Anyway, the yinyangtwins are going to be are other username so he could check out the reviews. OK on with me beginner's story!!!!
One morning-
Yugi- YAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yami- (runs down the stairs to see what's up) Yugi what's wrong?
Yugi- Oh Yami, it's terrible, awful, horrible, disgusting, fri-
Yami- Spill it man!!
Yugi- There's a spider behind the couch!!(Sobs)
Yami- Yugi, seriously! You can't scream like a girl at every bug you see! I mean, are you midget or are you a mouse?
Yugi- M-midget!!!! (Sobs even more)
Yami- There you go. (Grabs newspaper) Smash it! Squish it! Stomp it! Crush it!!! Kill it!!!!!
Yugi- ………….Yami, there's lice in your in hair!!
Yami- Ahhhh!!!!! (Drops newspaper, and starts rolling on the floor) Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Stop, drop, roll! Pants Yugi, what were you thinking! That could kill a man you know!!
Yugi- uu' Tsk, tsk, tsk. Look at your self, Yami. You're a disappointment!!
Yami- Well I don't see you killing that spider of yours. Where's that little bugger of yours anyway?
Spider-Mwahahahahahaha!!! Insolent fools! You think you can kill, Mr. Eight-legged Freak!!!
Yami- My gods! That spider's as big as my head and hair!!! And that's really big mind you.
Spider- That's right, Mr. Know It All! See me in my full pow- (Isis comes in and steps on it accident)
Isis- Disgusting!! It ruined my shoes!! Yuck!!! These cost a fortune!! Yami, I've got a bone to pick with you!!
Yami- Oh Ra!! Help me Yugi!!! (Runs to Yugi, but gets pulled away by Isis before he could get there) The world will end!! Without me, it'll end!!! Please Isis, I beg of you to let me go!!!
Isis- No Yami! You didn't come to meet me at the mall!!! You stood me up!! I waited for half an hour and you didn't show up!! Why, I should beat you up for this!! You insensitive, rude, coldhearted jerk!!
Yami- Forgive me! Forgive and forget right?
Isis- I'll show you forgive and forget!!
Yami-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Takes deep breath) oooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Takes another breath) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
An hour later…..
Yami-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (passes out)
Isis- Now that that's over, torture time!! Mwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (Gags and also passes out)
Winn-Well, Yami has a lot of breath! No wonder he can yell "Yu-gi-oh" so many times!! Pwease review and tell me if I have any beginners luck here!