Joyce: Thanks a lot, you guys, for giving me reviews!!! I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and here's one more thing I'm going to annouce-I'm not going to keep track of who's which fangirl anymore b/c I'm too lazy and it's too much work...so I apoligize...so instead you guys can just use your imagination and pretend to be whichever fangirl you wanna be. Sounds easy? Good. And oh yeah, I'm going to remind readers one more time that I didn't plan the plot for chapters 1-4...because Gavrilla did that...so it would be no use to put suggestions like that in your reviews...and yes, I know the characters are a bit (or a lot) OOC....but anyways...Enjoy. :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King.
Seating Arrangement of Class:
Miss Tao Jun's Desk
Chocolove Fangirl No.1 Jeanne Ren Macchi
Hao Anna Yoh Pilika Mari
Horo Horo Fangirl No.2 Lyserg Fangirl No.3 Fangirl No.4
Run for the Class President!
By Joyce
Chapter 6 Speeches: Part IThe next day finally came. Time for the speeches! After everyone settled back in their seats, Miss Tao, Room D12's homeroom teacher, started to speak.
"Okay, we will now start our speeches as so not to waste time. Any volunteers?" she asked.
Hao raised his hand angelically as he smiled at his homeroom teacher. Miss Tao, of course, had to smile back.
"Thank you, Hao, for being our first volunteer," said the teacher.
Hao walked to the front of the class and stood there, grinning for a while and looking very much like Yoh. He didn't even have a piece of paper in his hand. Then, he finally started to speak.
"Well, I'm here because I'm running for class president, as you all know. My reasons for being class president is that I'm cute, I'm sexy, I'm powerful, I'm smart, and everyone loves me," he said simply.
Everyone's eyes like, popped open. Anna's eyes were the largest. She stood up.
"WHAT?! YOU CAME HOME EARLY YESTERDAY AND TOLD ME THAT YOU WANTED TO COME PREPARE YOUR SPEECH AND THIS IS ALL YOU CAME UP WITH?!?!" screamed Anna.
"Well, yes, my darling sister-in-law. Actually, I took some time thinking over this. Everything that I just said are facts, aren't they?" he said, and walked back to his seat.
Anna rolled her eyes, cursed under her breath, and sat down. Miss Tao was clapping.
"That was a wonderful speech, Hao! Now, next volunteer?" asked Miss Tao.
"WE'LL GO!!!!" screamed a bunch of girly voices.
Everyone turned around to see who screamed. It was Pilika, Macchi, and Mari. Today, they were all wearing pink. EVERYTHING was pink, from their spaghetti straps to their short skirts to their tall boots. Pilika had a pink flower in her hair and Macchi had pink ribbons tied to her two pigtails. Mari wore a super girly tiara with a pink gem in the middle. (A/N: Hahahahaha I know you guys gonna kill me for this :D).
"OMG," said a shocked older brother of Pilika, Horo Horo.
"WE ARE RUNNING FOR THE CLASS PRESIDENT!!!!!!!," the three pink-lovers shouted together as they did somersaults to the front of the classroom, "CALL US THE SISSY KISSES!!!!!!"
"What?! The 'Sissy Kisses'?!" exclaimed Chocolove.
"Yea! That's our GROUP NAME," said Macchi.
"Yea! MARI picked it out!" said Mari.
Then, the 3 girls started to dance around at the front of a classroom and started to do a cheer.
"Sissy Kisses! Sissy Kisses! Vote for the Sissy Kisses! We can make your school better! We can be the trendsetters! We will make everything pink! Everyone can dress in furs and minks! Everything will be in glitter! Anything else is all litter! So, my ladies, what are we waiting for? Let's go flirt with the guys until they feel sore!!!!!!!" the three Sissy Kisses finished the cheer with a sweet blowing kiss.
The Fangirls did a super LOUD applause. Hao whistled. Ren snickered.
"Woohoo! I love the last line, girls! I'm voting for you guys!" screamed Fangirl No.2.
"Er...actually, what does the last line have to do with running for class president at ALL?" asked Lyserg, confused.
"Like this," said Fangirl No. 4, clutching Lyserg's arm and planting (yet) another kiss on his cheek.
Lyserg quickly moved away.
"That was great, ladies! I agree with the last line...oops uh...I meant no! I mean...okay, who's the next volunteer?" said Miss Tao.
Anna suddenly stood up.
"You'll go, Anna?" asked Miss Tao.
"No, Miss Tao. My FIANCE will go. And he WILL WIN," said Anna, turning around to give Yoh a look.
"Err....yea, okay, umm...I guess I'll go," said Yoh sheepishly.
Yoh walked to the front of the room. He cleared his throat.
"I'm am here because...," he looked down at this paper," umm... Anna! I can't READ your handwriting!"
"WHAT?! ARE YOU SAYING THAT MY HANDWRITING IS BAD?!" fumed Anna.
"N-No! Its just that....that...I can't read CURSIVE!" said Yoh, covering up his red face and running back to his seat.
"Aww...poor guy," said Horo Horo, shaking his head.
"Hey! Get back up there, Yoh!" demanded Anna.
"Yea, man!" said Chocolove encouragingly.
"Its okay, Yoh, everyone has a fault," said Miss Tao kindly.
The fangirls started to shout to give Yoh encouragement.
"YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH! YOH!" they shouted.
"Come on, Yoh. See? Everyone's encouraging you," said Jeanne.
"Go back up there, bro. Make your big brother proud," said Hao, grinning.
With all the cheering, Yoh started to feel more confident. However...maybe a little bit too overly confident. He now smiled and jumped up onto his desk and raised his arms like he had just won a wrestling match. He pounded on his chest like a king kong. Anna's mouth dropped to the ground. He did a wolf-like howl. Then, he jumped down from his desk, grabbed Anna's bandanna from her head (with a loud swearing from her), and ran to the front of the classroom.
He put the bandanna on his head and started to rap.
"Yo! Dude! I'm the Shaman King, dude! I should get to be the president, dude! Because I got the bling-bling, dude! Wanna know the reason you guys should vote for me, baby? Dude! Because, Hao is sucha playa, dude! I'm so much betta for ya, baby! Because, Ren is too unapproachable, dude! But I can keep you company anytime, baby! And the ladies, babies! Sissy Kisses, just leave it up to me to do this job, baby! Trust me, baby!!!" rapped Yoh super quickly.
"YEA, DUDE! THAT WAS SO COOL, MAN!" shouted Horo Horo.
"YEA! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT BLACK, YOU CAN ALMOST RAP LIKA BLACK!" shouted Chocolove.
Everyone clapped for Yoh. Anna walked up to him and dragged him back to his seat.
"I didn't write that in the paper, stupid!" Anna whispered to Yoh.
Yoh just shrugged and grinned. Anna rolled her eyes and just sat down.
Miss Tao was feeling dazed. She thought her students were so weird...well except for her model student, Hao, that is. If she could have her way, Hao would definitely be the class president. First, there's a super wild cheer from Pilika, Macchi, and Mari...then, a rap from a person she had always thought was incapable of doing this kind of stuff. This was just getting weirder and weirder. Well, since I'm the teacher, I have to go on with this, she thought. She looked around for the next volunteer...
Joyce: As always, reviews! Please, please! :DI love 'em! Suggestions, flames, although it would me me terribly sad :( ... anything! And, as usual, thanks for all your support! :D