Mario's Bestest Adventures
Chapter 3: The Ultimate Story About Me
by capgamer
Note: Unlike the previous two stories, this one is going to be written completely unintelligently. This is because, to me, these types of fan fiction are almost always the most childish and stupid. With that said, let's begin.
it was a dark and stormy when i play my new game called paper mario 2 the 1000 year door1! I was like go mario go buthe died and it was game over
SO I WAS LIKE OMG
sudenly the lightening striked and i got sucke into teh game!!1!1 i ended up at the file select screen and i was like "omg wat teh hell" and i selected file 1 wich is my big brothrs file and he got farthur tan i did in my game so i went theyre cuz i wanted to be far in the game so i could hlp mario out and fite all teh bad guyz tat wur two touhg 4 mario to fite
when i entered teh game i was like omg im still 3d but their all paper still!
so then i saw mario run bye and i wuz like mario wait up! he acted like he didnt even here me so i wuz like weight maroi weit!!!1!!!!1
he finaly saw me and was like OMG ITS A SECRET BOSS! get him! he yeleled at hiz buddies.
lukily i hav l33t ninja skillz so i wuz all like hwah! i managed to pwn koops in like 3 seconds an gombela n like 2 seconds mario wuz like WTF?! and i said mario i help u beat teh last boss and stoof like tat
he was all like sweat! an then it sed capgamer has joined marios party so that litle toad chick came and was all like press x and capgamer will pwn everytin!!!1!!
so we strated threw teh game and mario wuz invisible cuz i pwned evrything whne he press x.
but!wegetto that part u know wher u have to fite that 1 guy w/ like 5 bilun hitpoints! so mario press x, butt i not strong enuff to beet it in won hit lyk usul and tat guy like hit me 4 6 trilun dmage but mario press x agian an i use my specal limit brek like in ff7!!!1!!1! teh boss wuz like PWNED LMFAO OMG WTF HAX0R but ten he got vaporized cuz im so kewl
so then we went trugh teh game and i got to the part wher u fite tat guy who goes all hey slick i can copy you mwahaha so tat guy copies me and i look like him and i wuz like OMG but mario was like OMG tat guy is still alive get him so they attacked me
teh impostr wuz like pres x slick and mario did it i almost got pwned i was like OMG MARIO IT S ME!!!11!!! but mario wuz like watever but i beet the impostr wit my rilly kool ninja skillz by goning hwishisha and ten i kill mario cuz he wuz suck a litle bastrd 4 ataking me
this made it say game over and i wuz like ohno!11!!!
lukly i wok up ten and relized it wuz just a dream but then i look over to my sid and in my bed wuz mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he said time to die u bastard cuz u killed me and i wuz like OMG so we fot and i wuz like hiya but he was also like hoi and so we fot it ot just lik,e in DBZ so i wuz like ARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH and my hare turned yellow frum my natral blond but he wuz also like AGGGGGGGGGGGRRHGHGGGGGGHHGHHGGHGHGHGHG and he terne SSJ559!!!!!!! he had lyk a bazoka pokin out off hiz ass but i didnt gve up so we batled like 5 horz and i wuz cumpltely scrwed but tehn i new his weekness it wuz urine so i pised on him and he wuz all like im melting im melting and thin he did sumethin tat i dindt knew wood happen!!11 he esploded and hiz guts spill everewear!!1!1!1
so then there waz l'ke sum hotchix and they wer like make love to me capgamer so i did the end
ps thes is a totaly tru stori i swear111!1!1
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I won't subject you to any more chapters like that, I promise.
Next chapter is:
The Ultimate Mario Romance
Love is in the air... very disturbing and kinky love.
Oh, and feel free to give me new story ideas in your reviews (assuming I get any more reviews after this shameful chapter).