Random stuff happens

Chapter 2: Cupid, the god of clothes?

Twang!!! A bow hit Yoshi in the neck. Now the next person he sees will be his true love!! Yoshi took out the bow, and went to his bedroom. Jigglypuff got a bit tired. Maybe she should go to sleep!

Jigglypuff went to her own room and slept there.

THUMP DA THUMP DA THUMP

Jigglypuff heard someone walking.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Jigglypuff looked outside.

Oh! It's just Falcon wearing a... BRA???

Hey!!! Jigglypuff has a good idea!!! Not sleeping a bit, Jigglpyuff hopped out of bed.

Meanwhile, Peach was watching the late night romantic movie holiday special movie night show late late show night show.

"Oh John..."

"Oh Marsha..."

"Oh John..."

"Oh Marsha..."

"Oh John..."

Peach sighed.

"Oh Marsha..."

"John John John..."

"I TOTALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!" exclaimed an excited Peach.

Ness and Kirby were staring in disgust.

"How can you stand this mindless drivel?" asked Kirby.

"It's so repetitive!!" exclaimed Ness.

"It is not!!!" exclaimed Peach. "Sometimes when John says, 'Oh Marsha', he has a DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSION!!"

Ness and Kirby went back to their shared room and went to sleep. Jigglypuff crept into the room, and stole Ness's hat, and his shirt, and his pants, and crept out.

"Oh John..."

"Oh Marsha..."

"Oh John..."

Jigglypuff stole Peach's crown and clothes, and without Princess Peach noticing, put on Peach Ness's clothes. Now that Peach is wearing Ness's clothes, she will fall in love with him!!!

Peach sighed.

Jigglypuff crept away.

Jigglypuff had Peach's clothes, and was about to put them on Ness, until she saw Yoshi walk past Peach. Maybe Yoshi is the one for Peach!!!

Jigglypuff ran over and sung her soothing melody.

"Ji-ggly-puff," she sang. In an instant, Yoshi fell asleep, and Jigglypuff put on him Peach's clothes. Peach turned off the TV, and hugged Yoshi to sleep, not noticing that he was wearing her clothes. Jigglypuff noticed a few shoes on Yoshi's feet, so she took them off. Jigglypuff ran over to Ness's room, and she put the shoes on a naked Ness. After all, Ness says he LOVES dinosaurs.

Samus went to sleep.

Jigglypuff put Peach's crown onto Kirby, so Kirby can be happy as a princess, and maybe Jigglypuff should take Kirby's shoes. Jigglypuff ran over to Samus's room.

Samus woke up.

"Jigglypuff, what are you doing in my room?" she asked.

"Puh..." (Translated: Um...) "Jig-ggly-puff", Jiggly sang.

Samus dozed off, and Jigglypuff stole one of Samus's suits from the closet, but gave her Kirby's shoes, and kept her shirt and pants on.

Hey! This is fun! Jigglypuff took the suit, put it on Falcon, took his clothes off, put them on Link, who she cut his clothing in half and fit perfectly for the two Ice Climbers who she then sewed together the Arctic suits onto Donkey Kong who...

There's nothing to take or give to Donkey Kong! Jigglypuff is sad. Now she's stuck. Maybe Donkey Kong would like to wear a bra from a male character who is a racer a few rooms ago!!!! JIGGLYPUFF! Maybe she'll take some clippings from Donkey Kong's hair and then...

"Morning Luigi!" cheered Samus.

"It's-a Mario!" shouted Mario.

"You might need a check up," replied Samus.

"Whatever, Falcon," exclaimed Mario.

"What??"" asked Samus, walking into the kitchen.

"Morning Mario," yelled Ganondorf.

"It's-a Luigi!" shouted Luigi.

"Is it me, or do I have a few extra tonnes of weight on my back?" asked Ganondorf.

"Time to take the pills again!" thought Luigi.

Kirby noticed, thinking that he accidentally swallowed Peach in his sleep again.

Almost everyone came into the kitchen, and looked at each other.

(pause)

(silence)

(dead silence)

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRGJHFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" screamed Mario.

"MA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" shrieked Luigi!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAARUHRRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Yoshi!!!!

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!" screamed Dr. Mario!!!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAARRGH !!!!" screamed Bowser!!!!

"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH," thought Mewtwo.

"PIKAPIKApPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAP IKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA!!!!!" shrieked Pikachu.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..." sighed Kirby, who just ate an Ice cream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAARUHRRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH RUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRU HRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR UHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!" yelled Link.

"DK IS WEARING MY BRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Falcon.

The whole room went silent.

"That... heh heh, er... I bought for my mother."

The room was dead silent.

"Someone's changed our clothing!!!" screamed Link.

"That's okay," announced Peach, "I feel like a young boy again!!!"

Kirby didn't mind the crown.

Yoshi minded Peach's clothing.

"Well, who could have done this? And plus they wouldn't have done it to themselves," reasoned Link.

Just then, Jigglypuff walked in as the room was dead silent, walked around the people and then went into the fridge, got an icy pole, and innocently licked it and walked out.

"GET HER!!!!" screamed Link.