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"I'm here, for your check- up. I warn you, I won't go easy on you." Ayame said sexily.

"Hah!! You sound like Hatori!!" they both laughed. Hard.

"Speaking of Hatori, where is the little guppy?" asked Shigure.

"He's probably having a nice peaceful time at home, sitting by the fire, reading a nice book, and forgetting all his worries..." Ayame guessed.

"BUT THAT WILL JUST NOT DO!!" they squealed in unison like a couple of....uhh.... people who talk at the same time all the time? I don't know gimme a good word to use here. Anyway... They picked up the phone and speed dialed Hatori.

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RING-RING. Hatori's phone rang off the hook. He thought it might be Shigure or Ayame trying to prank call him again. But they really suck at it..

FLASHBACK

Hatori answered the phone. "Hello?"

"This is Clarence!!" a mischievous Shigure said in a southern accent. Hatori knew that it was obviously Shigure.

"Buy our cook-ays!!" can be heard in the back round, obviously Ayame.

"Is that them girl scouts again?!" yelled Claren-- i mean Shigure.

"CLARENCE GET THE GUN!!" a southern Ayame yelled.

"Ima gonna kill 'em this time!!" promised 'Shigure'. Hatori hung up.

END OF FLASHBACK

He let it ring a couple more times til they gave up. About not even a minute later it rung again. He ignored it again. This continued for about 15 minutes. Finally he answered.

"Don't you guys EVER give up?!" asked a ticked off Hatori.

"NOPE!!" both Ayame and Shigure answered like....need a word (help me, gimme a word to put here).

"Anyway, what do you want?"

"COME OVER!!"

"Stop shouting! I have a head ache", sighed Hatori.

"oh, were sorry.." Ayame whispered. And incase your wondering how Shigure and Ayame are on the phone at the same time, Shigure's on the phone in the hall and Ayame is in Shigure's office. "come over".

"no".

"WHY?! er..i mean.. why?!"

"Im busy"

"More busy than to hang out with your two bestest friends in the universe?!" asks Ayame.

"...............yes". He answered after 10 seconds of silence.

"waaaaaah!!" they both cried. "Ooh! Shigure you naughty dog, you!" squeaked Ayame who was looking through his personal things.

"What? What is it?" asked Shigure. He didn't even know what it was..and it's HIS office!!

"Were you saving these for someone?!" Ayame asked. Now Shigure knew what he was talking about.

"Ayaaaa!! Get out of my drawers!!"

"No, your right, id need one of these on first, wouldn't I?"

"Hey. You guys..." Hatori spoke.

"Yesssssssss?!"

"....fine. Ill be over n 20 minutes". agreed Hatori.

"YAAAAYY!!! oops...we mean... yaaaaayy!!!" They all hung up.

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21 mins later....

"Whats the deal?!" asked a mad Shigure.

"What?" asked Hatori.

"You're late"

"Am not".

"You so ARE!!" yelled Ayame, "You said 20 minutes...that was clearly 21". (Shigure and Ayame were waiting by the clock the whole time).

'what the hell is Ayame wearing?!' thought Hatori. 'Is he trying to mock me?!'

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Kyo dried him self off after taking a long bath. "Dammit..." Kyo forgot to bring a fresh pair of clothes with him. Now he has no choice but to streak his way to his room. He wrapped his towel around his waist. He exited the bathroom and crept down the hall. He was soon spotted.

"What's this, Kyo? TOGA PARTY?!" sneered Shigure.

"TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!!" cheered Ayame.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!" demanded Kyo. He ran upstairs.

He noticed Haru sitting outside of Yuki's door begging to come in. "Yuuuuuki lemme in!!"

"STAY OUT!!" Yuki yelled.

"Well Kyo... don't you look nice.."

"Shut up..and what're you doing?!"

"YUKI!! KYO HAS TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!"

"Huh? What?" asked a curious rat who swung open the door to see. Just then Haru forced off Kyo's towel.

"HOLY SHIT!!" yelled Yuki. Who knows what he was most surprised about... Kyo's nudeness or Kyo's package. (haha, i love Yuki/Kyo).

"HARU!!" screamed Kyo.

"WHOO!! TAKE IT OFF!!" cheered Haru who was swinging around Kyo's towel which was NOT helping.

"What's there to take off?" added Yuki who was still shocked.

"Assholes..." , Kyo hid his man hood in his hands cause Haru stole his towel."GIMME BACK MY TOWEL!!"

"No way!!" Haru took off.

"Yuki! Get him!!"

"What am I? Your bitch?"

"ARGH!!" Kyo was at his full rage. He ran downstairs after Haru.

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I know it's not Halloweeny at the moment but be patient.

"What's this Kyon-kichi?! First a toga now you're nude?! What WILL you do next?!" wondered Ayame.

"GIVE IT BACK, YA DAMN RA-- COW!!"

"Aah where's Tohru when you want her?" laughed Shigure.

"Shigure, stop that" said Hatori feeling too bad for..well.. everyone. EVEN YOU, THE READER!! YES, HATORI PITTIES THE FOOL WHO READS THIS!! HAHAAA!! In any event...

Will Kyo ever get his towel back? Will Yuki ever stop gawking at the naked feline?WILL Hatori ever loosen up?! These questions will be answered....

now...

maybe. hopefully not. and YES!!

AUTHORS NOTE:

Terribly sorry for all the short cahpters..and I'm not really sticking to the plot but.. I WILL!! next chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!!

Give me ideas on costumes for the other Sohma's!! Your ideas on the matter are more than welcome. cyaaa!!

QUIZ TIME!!

heres a quick question...real easy

Q: Momiji's half Japanese and half .

A: a) Chinese

b)German

c)British