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Random stuff happens
Chapter 3: Computer Savvy
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After Jigglypuff got mauled instantly, a sales-Waddle-Dee came to the door.
Ness and Kirby answered the door.
"Would you like to buy some laptops?" asked the cute Waddle Dee who had an unfitting tie around his neck.
"Yes," Asked Ness, who needed to update his computer.
"I'd like 25," told Kirby.
"That will be fifty thousand dollars and forty-eight cents," replied the Waddle Dee, who was holding a brochure for: "LAPTOPS FOR 2000 DOLLARS" and could not possibly want to steal money. Especially not 48 cents.
"Where would we get all this money?" asked Kirby.
Ness had an idea.
Falco was relaxing in his room when Kirby came in.
"Isn't it time to get rid of Fox?" asked Kirby in a suggestive tone.
"I'd like to kill him sometimes," replied Falco.
"So can you lend me $25,000.24 for weapons which I can kill that complete waste of space with? Please?"
"Sure thing, Kirby."
Ness walked into Fox's room.
"Hey, Mr. Fox," Ness said cheerfully. "Falco can be a real pest sometimes."
"Yeah," replied Fox. "At times, I wish he was dead." Preferably with a stake through his left ear, he thought to himself.
"So can you lend me $25,000.24 for weapons which I can kill that complete waste of space with? Please?"
"Sure thing, Kirby," replied Fox, "I mean Ness," said the author, who would never copy and paste.
Kirby and Ness ran back to the door and gave the Waddle Dee the money. Ecstatically, the Waddle Dee thought to himself. "Hehehe! Now I can buy that candy which Mr. Big Shot Penguin wouldn't let me have!"
"What?" said Ness.
"Uh... Your 23 laptops are ready."
"I thought we ordered 25."
"Yes," replied a frustrated Waddle Dee who handed over the laptops.
Jigglypuff grabbed the laptops and threw them at everyone which they all broke.
After Jigglypuff got mauled instantly, a sales-Waddle-Dee came to the door.
Ness and Kirby answered the door.
"Would you like to buy some laptops?" asked the cute Waddle Dee who had an unfitting tie around his neck.
"Yes," Asked Ness, who needed to update his computer.
"I'd like 25," told Kirby.
"That will be fifty thousand dollars and forty-eight cents," replied the Waddle Dee, who was holding a brochure for: "LAPTOPS FOR 2000 DOLLARS" and could not possibly want to steal money. Especially not 48 cents.
"Where would we get all this money?" asked Kirby.
Ness had an idea.
Falco was relaxing in his room when Kirby came in.
"Isn't it time to get rid of Fox?" asked Kirby in a suggestive tone.
"I'd like to kill him sometimes," replied Falco.
"So can you lend me $25,000.24 for weapons which I can kill that complete waste of space with? Please?"
"You asked me that three minutes ago!"
"Well, Fox burned all that money."
"The traitor!"
"Can I have the money?"
"Sure thing, Kirby."
Ness walked into Fox's room.
"Hey, Mr. Fox," Ness said cheerfully. "Falco can be a real pest sometimes."
"Yeah," replied Fox. "At times, I wish he was dead." Preferably with a stake through his left ear, he thought to himself.
"So can you lend me $25,000.24 for weapons which I can kill that complete waste of space with? Please?"
"You asked me that three minutes ago!"
"Well, Falco burned all that money."
"The traitor!"
"Can I have the money?"
"Sure thing, Kirby," replied Fox, "I mean Ness," said the author, who would never copy and paste.
Kirby and Ness grabbed the laptops from the same Waddle Dee and quickly gave them to everyone.
Jigglypuff looked at her laptop.
She turned it on.
And stared at it for three hours.
The battery went out.
OH NO! IT'S DEAD!
Jigglypuff threw the laptop away out of the window, and then buried it.
Samus pushed her old 3.1 into the hallway, and put in the battery for her new one, and turned it on.
Roy and Marth saw a very old computer push into Roy's room. Roy didn't want it. Neither did Marth. They pushed it down into the heating vent into...
"Yoshi!!!" exclaimed Yoshi who pushed his old '95 down the heating vent. A 3.1 landed onto his desk. Yoshi pushed down the 3.1 into the vent and started up his new one.
Jigglypuff felt sorry for the poor computer.
LOOK! IT CAME BACK! AND NOW IT HAS A BABY!
Jigglypuff threw the '95 into the heating vent, and started her brand new computer!
Jigglypuff played around with the plug and then miraculously turned it on with the wiring correct.
A black screen appeared in front of her.
Jigglypuff typed in: "JIGGLYPUFF!"
Jigglypuff somehow installed XP into her computer.
Ness, Kirby and Pikachu started playing networked shooting games.
Jigglypuff jumped through the heating vent.
Captain Falcon started his new laptop, and gave it a background of his favourite car. Falcon sighed and then went to get a cup of coffee. Jigglypuff landed in Falcon's room.
"JIGGLYPUFF!" Jigglypuff looked at the screen
Jigglypuff started bashing the mouse randomly to welcome it to its new home.
Congratulations! You have switched the keyboard and the mouse around.
Jigglypuff bashed her head on the keyboard, opening the internet. She then clicked the mouse.
Congratulations! You have ordered 20 tons of foam with Mario's credit card!
Jigglypuff bashed her head on the keyboard a bit more, opening the credit card fraud section of the CIA website.
Welcome to the CIA Frauds and scams website!
Jigglypuff threw the mouse into the wall.
Report a Credit Card Scammer
Name: C. Falcon
Residence: Smash Mansion
Reason: Ordering 20 tons of foam using Mario's credit card
"Jigglypuff!!!" said Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff smashed the mouse into the keyboard, opening Falcon's e-mail client. Jigglypuff danced on the keyboard.
Opening E-mail Message...
"Jigglypuff!" said Jigglypuff.
This is not the delete 86 percent of your ram virus. Pls open attachment. ;)
Jigglypuff is very virus wise! Jigglypuff danced on the keyboard.
Deleting ram...
Now restarting...
There! Jigglypuff deleted the virus!
You have kept the virus!
Peach and Bowser were playing SSB: PC. Peach was talking about her weight.
"Am I that fat?" asked Peach.
"Er... No..." replied Bowser, who threw a bob-bomb at Peach on the PC game.
"Blah blah blah blarg blah blah..."
"Er... No..."
"I mean, they make me look big, don't they Bowser?"
"Yes. I totally agree," replied Bowser who threw Peach off the edge.
"Blah Blah Bla Blah Blah..."
"Yes. I totally agree."
Ding dong!
Mario answered the door.
"Hi, I'm Psyduck from the CIA, you have been a victim of credit card fraud."
"Ma ma mia!" exclaimed Mario. "Who was it?"
"Captain Falcon."
"That son of a..."
Psyduck came in and then helped Mario find Captain Falcon.
Ding dong!
Jigglypuff opened the door... Or at least tried to.
"Who ordered 20 tons of foam?" a Waddle Dee Announced.
"JIGGLY! JIGGLY!"
"This truck won't fit through the door, I'll have to pour it inside."
The foam poured inside.
Mario looked at Falcon.
Falcon looked at Mario.
Psyduck looked at Mario.
Mario looked at Psyduck.
Psyduck looked at Falcon.
Falcon looked at the gradual foam build up.
Psyduck did not look, as he thought it was a distraction.
Falcon kept on looking at the foam.
Mario saw the foam.
So did Psyduck.
"Um... Bowser... there's foam inside the room."
"Blah blah blah blah blah."
"Um... Bowser... shouldn't we go?"
"Blah blar blah blhag brlag..."
Mario shouted: I KILL YOU, YOU ROBBER!!!
"Robber?" replied Falcon.
"You ordered foam with your laptop!"
Mario threw a bob-bomb at Falcon.
Kirby can't swim! Kirby will have to eat his way out!
In five minutes, all the smashers were at the top of the mansion. Everything was in chaos.
"Who could've done this?" asked DK.
"Wasn't me!" replied Falcon.
"Then..."
Just then, Jigglypuff walked in as the room was dead silent, walked around the people and then went into the fridge, got an icy pole, and innocently licked it and walked out.
"GET HER!!!" screamed Link.