Random Stuff Happens

Chapter 4: Moving out

"Hmm… I'd say 13.5 million dollars damage!" exclaimed Diddy Kong, now working at Wiggly's Insurance. "You only claimed 13.3 from it, and it would take another 300k to re-build it! So you would probably need to somehow raise 500k!"

All of the smashers looked shocked. Peach stepped up into the front, now without foam on herself.

"We need to go and buy our own houses, and raise 500,000 dollars!"

Some did agree, some didn't while some were clueless.

"I don't think this is a good idea." replied Zelda. "What about the kids?"

Ness stepped up, and replied: "All of us kids can share a flat, and we'll get jobs, and help pay this off!"

"We'll have to split up," exclaimed Mewtwo, "We'll never find a house to rent that will be big enough for all of us."

The smashers ended up splitting apart trying to get the claims and the extra money.

The kids (Kirby, Ness, Nana, Popo, Pikachu, Mewtwo, Yoshi, Jigglypuff), went up to a real estate agency.

"How can I help you guys?" asked Marth.

"You got a place we can rent?" asked Kirby.

"Yeah, check out the rentals Kirby…" replied Marth, handing him over a sheet.

RENTALS

Small 2br Townhouse-$350

Large luxurious 4br Flat-$1100

Large 3br Cottage-$700

Shack-$250

1br Studio-$89

2br Apartment-$360

The cheapest house we've got-$2.85

Falcon thought to himself I could get heaps of money from my savings account. Falcon walked up to the 1st Koopa Bank and asked to get his money.

"Hi, I am C. Falcon and I'd like to withdraw 300,000 dollars," smiled Falcon.

The Koopa Replied, "I'm sorry, but your account has been suspended temporarily because of a fraud, I'm afraid."

"We'll have the flat!" told Ness to Marth.

"Okay, your first payment is expected in 4 days." replied Marth, handing over the keys.

All of the kids walked out and Kirby swallowed a nearby van, and turned into: VAN KIRBY! That does VAN LIKE THINGS!

"I'm sorry Falcon, but we can't pay you in advance." said Coach Koopa. "You'll get your next paycheck in 3 days."

Peach, Samus, Zelda, Mario, Link, Luigi and DK looked at the rentals. They looked at each other and decided they'd get the cottage.

Bowser looked at the rentals list.

"I'll have the shack, please."

"Okay," replied Marth, handing over the keys.

Bowser walked out.

A desperate Falcon ran into the agency, sweaty and angry.

"Give me the cheapest house you've got."

Marth looked down the list.

Townhouse, Studio, Apartment, Ah! The cheapest house we've got.

"That will be two dollars and eighty-five cents!"

"Whoah, that's cheap."

"Falcon, you have to pay me now."

"Err," replied Falcon nervously, "Can I step out for a minute?"

Falcon ran out and tap-danced busking for money. A Koopa wanted to give Falcon money.

"Mummy, can I give the crazy person money?" asked the Koopa.

"Sure," replied the older Koopa, giving the young Koopa some change.

A few kids dropped by, laughed and gave him money.

Falcon ran in back into the agency and got given the keys to the "house".

"Three-hundred and forty-six dollars…" churned a robot-like voice over the radio. Kirby put his name 240 times into a radio contest.

"Six-hundred and seventy-nine dollars…"

"Eight-hundred and fourteen dollars…"

"Eight-hundred and ninety-seven dollars…"

"BOOM!" a sound played.

The presenter of the show started talking again. "I'm sorry Kirby, but you walk away with nothing…"

Kirby put Jigglypuff into the phone.

"Jigglypuff!" said Jigglypuff.

"Aah! Here! Have 2500 dollars! Just leave me alone! Aargh! Argh! Argh!"

2500 dollars came out of Jigglypuff's mouth.

"Yeah!" Everyone celebrated!

Falcon stopped by.

"I'm sure you like your house, but as far as I'm going, I'm living in luxury!"

Ness replied, "Isn't your house that haunted dump out there?"

"Uh… Yes! BUT YOU'LL BE SORRY! YOU'LL COME CRYING TO ME BECAUSE YOU WERE SCARED! YOU WILL BE THE SISSIES!"

A Barbee™ doll dropped out of Falcon's pocket. Everyone laughed.

"Hey, but how will you afford that?" asked Falcon.

"Competitions." replied Kirby.

"But you won't always win!"

"Well, we've got enough rent for two weeks!" boasted Kirby.

"Sissy!" exclaimed Nana.

"I am NOT!"

A pink pony plush toy fell out of Falcon's pocket.

"Sissy!" teased Popo.

A Barbee™ magazine fell out of Falcon's pocket.

"Sissy!" cheered on Pikachu.

A funny bunny plush toy fell out of Falcon's pocket.

Everybody laughed.

"YOU'LL BE SORRY! YOU'LL COME BACK CRYING TO ME!"

Falcon slowly walked back, and tripped over his plush toy. Falcon picked up his toys and ran away crying. Everyone laughed.

Bowser sat on a street, plotting.

"If everyone is covered by Wiggly's insurance, I can blow up the insurance building, and everyone will be sad, except for me, being covered by Wiggy's Insurance!"

A Waddle Dee walked by.

"Give me that!" Bowser took 96 cents from the Waddle Dee and hurried off to an explosives store.

Falcon entered his rental "house". He heard a creaking noise.

"AAH!!!! WHO IS IT?"

Voice: It's a voice!

"AAH!!! THE SCRIPT FORM FANFIC IS SCARING ME!"

Voice: lololololol review plz yeah hehehe LOLOLOL OMFG

"HELP ME!"

NEVER FEAR! JIGGLYPUFF TRAPEZIUM TEAM IS HERE!

Jigglypuffs jumped out of the wallpaper and HUGGED FALCON!

Voice: nothing can stop my 1337 now n00b! stfu n00b!

Falcon pushed off the Jigglypuffs and then ran to the kid's apartment, sorry and running and crying back to them.

But then suddenly the writer had a temporary heart attack so he forgot what he was going to write.

So… uh… everyone got evicted and Peach told stories in the Himalayas with the others who coincidentally met each other right there.

"I remember when you all were in school!" exclaimed Peach.

-FLASHBACK-

"'Welcome back to my class! What a wonderful grade 2 class you've been!' cheered Teacher. 'I hope we remembered our book reports! Who would like to go first?'

The class went dead silent, and only one hand went up.

JIGGLYPUFF!

Jigglypuff eagerly went up to the front." told Peach.

"Jigglypuff then went up to the front and told about the lovely book she read!

'Jiggly Jiggly Jiggly!' said Jigglypuff.

'This is my book! I wrote it!'

'Jiggly Puff Puh Puff!'

'It's about… I forgot.'

Jigglypuff walked back to her seat, Bowser booing her."

(PAUSE)

"Wait! I didn't go to school with any of you! Actually! I don't think I went to school at all! Wait, is that Jazzy Tom (alcohol drink) making you hallucinate?" asked Bowser.

"No it doesn't!" shouted Peach. "Right Pink fluffy things?"

"No," said the pink fluffy things in annoying nasal voices.

"See," said Peach. "I'm better than you."

THE END

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