All characters are (c) Natsuki Takaya
Oops... forgot to put a trivia question at the end of the last chapter.
ENJOY :3
HALLOWEEN AT THE SOHMA's
Yuki, Kyo, Haru, and Kagura were bored of watching there older cousins getting drunk when THEY weren't so they left the room. They all went in Shigure's office since it was a nice place to hang out.
"KAGURA!! WOULD YOU GET THE HELL OFF ME?!" yelled Kyo.
"But..." she began to cry.
"OH! ALRIGHT!!" he gave in. ANYTHING to make her stop crying.
"YAY!!" she hugged him. Haru was keeping himself busy by looking around Shigure's office like some kind of bloodhound.
"Haru... what're you doing?" Yuki sighed.
"Nuffin...", he smirked. "YES! Found 'em!"
"Found what?" Kyo asked. Haru pulled out some....SAKE!! What more sake?! Shigure, I think you have a drinking problem..
"How'd you find that?!" wondered Yuki.
"I'm just gifted like that", he said coolly. I bet you are Haru... I bet you ARE.
"Wont Shigure notice?" asked Kagura.
"Na uh", Haru said like he KNEW Shigure wouldn't notice.
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"SO then I'm like 'Wait! Hatori!!' and Aaya ran up from behind me and pulled down my pants!!" Shigure cracked up like there was no tomorrow.
"Nope... I still don't remember..", sighed Hatori.
"OH MY GOD!! It happened in sophomore year!!" laughed Ayame.
"EVERYONE was talking about it! Students, teachers,... JANITORS!!" crackled Shigure.
"Nope...."
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All the teens were getting drunk! AND I MEAN DRUNK! They played spin-the-bottle with an empty sake glass.
"YUKI'S TURN!!" squealed Haru. Yuki spun the bottle. It landed on..............................................................................................KYO!! (How weird is that?!) They leaned over the empty space that separated them.
"Pucker up", grinned Yuki.
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DING DONG
"Who could THAT be?!" asked a very drunken dog.
"Watch it be a cop!!" laughed drunken Ayame.
"IM COMMMMING!!" sang... HATORI?! Hahaha. He opened the door. Guess who?!
"What the fuck are you doing here?!"
"IM SO SORRYYEEEE!!!!!" panicked Ritsu. Who was dressed like... Link from the Zelda series!! YAY LINK!! He started to run away but passed out do to a panic attack.
"Grab his feet and his hair and pull him in the living room", sang Hatori.
"AYE YAE CAPTAIN!!" Shigure and Ayame saluted in unison. They leaned him against the wall to keep him sitting up.
"Do you have a marker?!" asked Ayame.
"I don't...hiccup...know", said Shigure, " Check m-my office".
"Alrighty", Ayame chirped like Charlotte's ex husband.
"Hah! You sound like the dude from Sex and the City... Charlotte's husband who can't get it up!!" laughed Hatori.
"You watch that too?!" screamed Shigure.
"Yaa... we watched it that time you came over for the weekend" Hatori responded stupidly.
"Oooh yea!!" Shigure whacked himself on the head.
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"MY TURN! MY TURN!" shouted Haru. He spun the bottle. It pointed to the wall.
"Damn!" He spun it again. It pointed to the wall again.
"Damn!" He spun it again.
"Damn!"
"Damn!" said Haru about to give up on getting to kiss his ratty crush, "Yuki sit over there!"
"Ok!" He sat where the bottle kept spinning to. Haru spun it again.
"GOD DAMMIT!!" It landed on the spot where Yuki was sitting before. Poor Haru! Everyone laughed.
"What is going on here?" Ayame stumbled in.
"Whaaat?" answered Kyo.
"Are...are you guys...drinking?!" asked Ayame in astonishment.
"Maybe..." answered Haru.
"Ok, then. Have fun." Ayame found a black sharpie permanent marker on Shigure's desk, grabbed it, and waltzed out like the cool cousin he is. Everyone sweat dropped.
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"Did you find the marker?" asked Hatori.
"Yuppers!!"
"Ok then... what shall we do to our poor little monkey of a cuz...?" sneered Shigure like the sly and sexy dog he is.
AUTHORS NOTE:
Yo!
Today's Question...real easy... OR IS IT?!
Q: Name two of Shigure's books that he wrote.
What should Shigure, Hatori, and Ayame write all over Ritsu?! Feel free to give me ideas.