AUTHOR'S NOTE: I would like to say that I shamelessly inserted myself and my friend into this. I say shamelessly because we're used throughout the story, and I didn't even change our names. Also, I'm totally making up many of the names as far: I mention something called California's National Language Association. I don't know if there is a Language Association. And the college, yeah, right out of my ass.

P.S. Don't worry, not all the chapters are this short. And here's my little Japanese - English dictionary. There are some sentances that I know are wrong. Don't worry people that actually know Japanese, I'll fix it eventually. This was started more or less for my bestest friend, so I'll finish the story one way or another, but depending on reviews I may or may not post the rest.

REVIEWS!! THIS STORY WILL LIVE OR DIE FROM THE OUTCOME!!

I'm also shamelessly advertising for myself. My other fic Five Roses 'Till Midnight for Gravitation is alot more organized . . . read it!

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Started Wednesday, June 16, 2004, 1:15:59 AM

Crossover with Inu Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin and someone else . . .

jou-chan- little miss

houshi-Buddist priest

maa- Calm down

sumimasen-Excuse me

ichi, ni, san- 1, 2, 3

sukeibe-lecher

Oi!-hey

Inu Yasha no seikyo en wa shoukin-Your death is my redemption Inu Yasha

tawanai-silly

baka-fool

Anou-well, err

mot-kori- "......"

suwari-SIT!

minasan-people

busu-hag, ugly

demo - But

Iie - no

kun- familier name ending, male san- formal name ending chan- familier name ending, female

mikata wa sai warichuu SANOSUKE- Insert view change SANOSUKE

gomen nasai- I'm very sorry

shiawase - Good luck

shinai- Bamboo 'sword' 4 training or bokken- Wooden sword

Part One -- Between Sanity and Sky

1 Scroll One: This is how we all met

Inu Yasha: "OW! SON OF A-" mpf

Kenshin : "This is most unexpected that it is!"

Shippo: "OI! Your staff is in my face!"

Sango: "Whoever's hand's on my butt is gonna be missing it it a second!"

Miroku: "Someone's foot is in my face!"

Sanosuke: "Oi! what'so squishy!?"

Sango: "ARRRRRRRGH!!"

Kaoru: "Sano I wouldn't do that. . . . "

"ORO!!!"

And that just 'bout sums it up don'nit? 'Oro.' A word with no apparent meaning, that can be used for just about any occassion. Hi. I'm Higurashi Kagome. I'm lying on a mass of yelling wiggling people. On the bottom is Inu Yasha. The rest I don't really recognize . . . The reason I just stated Inu Yasha is on the bottom is because a moment ago he yelled:

"WHOEVER'S GIANT ASS IS ON TOP H'DBETTER GET OFF BEFORE MY BACK GIVES OUT!!"

Normally, I might of climbed off and helped others untangle themselves. But I'm not in a good mood. You see, dear reader, I've made a mistake, and I don't like making mistakes. So, at the expense of others below me, "SUWARI!!"