Liana: Hiya everybody! I have finally decided to write some more. Even though nobody put me on their favorites list, I have decided to be generous and give you the double feature anyway. Because I am nice like that. Any way, one poem was sent and one I found and loved.
Tess: Let's do the loved one first!
Liana: Right. But DON'T FORGET…..
Tess: Awww…. I was hoping you would forget!!
Liana: So was I. But I suppose those lawyers in the corner holding huge, destructive power tools jogged my memory.
Tess: Oh, fine. Liana doesn't own any thing but herself and me.
Kat: Man, that's sad. You don't even own yourself.
Tess: What are you doing here?!?
Micah: I don't know. What ARE we doing here?
KAT: Duh, we're here because of the double feature!
Micah: Oh yeah…..
Liana: Okay then, on with the show!
Inuyasha: Hey! What about us?!?!?!
Liana: You're not in this chapter.
Inuyasha: but it says the topic is Inuyasha! That's me!
Kagome: It's true you know.
Liana: Fine. But if you stay 'cause the subject's about you, the Harry potter people come too.
HP PEOPLE: ?!?!?! WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!
Liana: OOOOKKAAYYYY…….On with the poems!!!
Tess: HERE'S THE FIRST ONE!
'The moon is almost at its height,
Lily looks forlorn.
Remus transforms in the dark of night;
A werewolf has been born.
Lily's love is James Potter,
Also known as Prongs.
For Lily to become a Marauder,
For this he truly longs.
He doesn't know that she knows
How could she not? He's not the same,
Once a month he goes--
Goes to keep a werewolf tame.
As James goes towards the Hogsmeade shack,
He meets a shiny black dog who opens his jaw.
This is Marauder Sirius Black,
Who was wrongfully accused by the law.
From the shack they hear Moony scream
And Peter scuttles as a rat.
He dreamed of being clever--oh what a dream--
To wish to go to Voldemort and never come back!
Liana: I love that poem. Don't you?
Lily: HEY! (turns on peter (traitor!)) Is this true, WORMTAIL?
Peter: Maybe.
Harry: MOM!!!!( runs and hugs Lily)
James: Hahahaha!!!!(runs away with Remus' books)
Remus: HEY!!! I mean….nice poem.
Inuyasha: Eh….it's alright….for an amateur.
Whoever the person was that wrote that poem: I resent that! (starts chasing after Inuyasha with a BIG mallet)
Inuyasha: OOPS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: hehehe!!! (takes out camera from first chapter and takes more pictures)
Liana: Okay…..yeah…anyways, here's the other one!!!
Roses are red, violets
are blue,
And grass is green. Woohoo!
Inuyasha's hair is
white, though he's not old.
My twelve-year-old little sister's
annoying, but good as gold.
I think I'll go fishing
and catch a bass.
Hopefully I won't land on my... Rear end.
Liana: Ain't that just the funnest thing you ever saw?
Kagome: AHHHH!!BAD GRAMMAR!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Tess: Alrighty then….
Inuyasha: D#$ straight! I am too not old!!!
Liana: 00 Inuyasha, your …like…500 or something.
Inuyasha: Welll…..who cares!!! I'm still not old.
Hp people: Yeah, right. You act like a 5 year old!!!!
Liana: Alrighty then, everybody!! Sorry for the wait, bvut it's worth it, yes? Let us know by clicking the review button!!
