The Kender Wizard
Our kender, named Hopaknot Cheeryface, was quite shocked. "Why I wish to learn to do his job! Dalamar has so many great things to teach! Surely he understands my need to reach the many spells I need!"
At the tower of High Sorcery in Wayreth
"I swear! An evil kender is after me! I need your help, so have mercy, please!" Dalamar lamented, his words unattended.
Dunbar Mastermate and Justarius, head of the white and red robes (respectfully), rolled their eyes at each other. Aside from Dalamar's questionable ventures, his freaky way of speaking (weirdo), and lunacy upon the death of his shalafi, an even more insane lunatic, he was EVIL! Gasp! Evil must not be allowed to exist. Rise up! Rise up! Throw off the spell this evil elf has cast on you!
(Sorry)
"Dalamar, my friend, you are overworking yourself (forget that you do nothing but laze about and look for women all day, while the rest of us are working like friggin bees, mumble grumble…)."Dunbar and Justarius chirped in unison. "You just need some rest, that's all!"
Suddenly our kender friend pops out of thin air. "AAAAAAGGHHH!" The heads of the orders screamed.
"Dalamar! If you don't teach me, then I'll tell everyone about your most secretest secret!" Hopaknot screamed. "So teach me now or you are creamed!"
"GASP" Dalamar screeched. "You cannot tell of my secretest secret! No you cannot! Please, I'll teach you, just not that!"
"YAAAAAH!" The kender screamed.
Dunbar and Justarius peer at each other. I'm getting too old for this! They thought mutually.
P.S.forgive me for calling Dalamar a weirdo! (Backs away slowly from the horde of Dalamar supporters with torches and guns)
To be continued…