I posted this 2 years ago, but I lost it.
So I'm reposting it for this Christmas.
Dawnie Got Run Over By a Reindeer
By Dezi-AKA Spazmaticstitch
This is a song fic based on the songGrandma got run over by a Reindeer By Elmo & Patsy. I do not own the song, they do, & Joss owns Buffy. I also have to give credit to Bob rivers for the song Osama got run over by a reindeer My other inspiration.
Dawnie got run over by a reindeer
after she robbed the Magic Box, on Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as santa
But as for me & Buffy, we believe!
She'd been whining all year long,
& ripping off the towns retail,
But, Santa knows who's been real naughty
In our little hellmouth town of Sunnydale!
Buffy found her Christmas morning
On her way to christmas mass.
There were hoof marks on her body,
& a broken reindeer antler up her ass!
Dawnie got run over by a reindeer
Because she robbed a store on christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as vengeance
But if you were little Dawnie, you'd believe!
Dawnie got run over by a reindeer
Now she's not around to whine & cry
& to that reindeer, Buffy's very grateful.
Cause Dawn got on her nerves, & made her die!
Dawnie got run over by a reindeer
Now Buffy's free to live her life
There'll be no more whining & stealing,
& Buffy can go on & be Spikes wife!
Let me know what you think. & please be nice!
& check out my other story, Christmas Miracle, I killed Dawn in that one too!:)