Girls Are Such A Drag
By Lauren G.
Chapter 7: NO MORE CRAZY TEENS HUMPING ON THE BED!
An early warning: This is a PG-13 rated story for sexual themes, which will firstly be displayed in this chapter. They are 13, not 10, so don't go 'ew' unless you're like, 7 and reading this, in which of course, you will not appreciate the lovey-doveyness. Thanx
"How do you know its one of the Delightful Children?" Nigel said.
"See their eyes? They're eerie and empty! And the boys wear those blue suits." Sarah pointed out in the picture.
"'Ey, why are you holding hands?" Wally said, narrowing his eyes and pointing at Nigel and Abby in the picture. Nigel and Abby went brick red.
"Never mind that." Nigel said. He cleared his throat. "So what do you think they're up to?"
"We don't know yet. We should go back to headquarters and contact Moon Base with our information."
"But that means Numbuh 86 will find out we joined up with teenagers!" Mushi cried out.
"Not if we can help it." Sarah said with a glint in her eye.
At the tree house
"You're making us hide?" Hoagie said. "That's no fun. I'm not being shoved in a broom closet!"
"Fine then. Hide in the kitchen for all I care." Joey said, waving his hand.
"Sweet!" Hoagie ran to the kitchen.
"We'll find our own hiding places, thank you." Abby told Joey. Joey shrugged and rushed off. Nigel stared at Wally. Wally stared back.
"I'm going to look for the weapons room." Wally said, backing up.
"Maybe there will be some uh... candy in there." Kuki said.
"Yeah... Uh, we'll go to the kitchen." Nigel said.
"Rioght." Wally said. They split and ran. Wally and Kuki ran down one side of the hall, Nigel and Abby down the other.
"In 'ere!" Wally said, grabbing Kuki's hand and running into a room on the far end of the hall near a staircase. Kuki shut the door behind her.
"What is this place?" Kuki said. She stared around her. There was an assortment of stuffed animals all over the floor and a faux fur bed.
"I think this is Mushi's room." Kuki said, picking up a Rainbow Monkey from the floor.
"Now what?" Wally said, grabbing a stuffed animal and tossing it aside.
"Hide?" Kuki said, shrugging.
"I'm game." Wally said. Kuki waded through the mass of stuffed animals to the farthest corner of the room where the large stuffies were.
"If we hide over here, we won't be found." Kuki said. She pushed some of the animals aside and shrank down in their shadows, Wally right next to her.
"Do you think we'll be fine up here?" Abby said, staring at their surroundings.
"Sure. There's nothing wrong about hiding amongst cheese." Nigel said, staring around the cheese room. "No one would think of someone hiding here."
"You're right Nigel. Um... can Abby ask ya somethin'?" Abby said, sitting down next to a crate of Swiss.
"Uh... yeah." Nigel said, sitting next to her.
"About the picture. You know, with the roller coaster and the hands...."
"You mean this?" Nigel said, blushing and reaching for Abby's hand.
"Yeah." Abby said, tipping her hat away from her face with her free hand.
"You know I never really liked Lizzie." Nigel said. "I actually liked someone else."
"Do I know her?" Abby asked, her cheeks glowing pink.
"Yes. Very well. Apparently, we've been through a lot than we remember."
"Who is she?" Abby asked.
"Her name is... Abigail Lincoln."
The upside down rocket ship lowered itself into the sky port. The new operatives waited nervously for Numbuh 86 to emerge.
"Operatives!" Numbuh 86 screamed in her thick Irish accent. "What is the purpose of your emergency!?"
"You see, Numbuh 86, ma'am." Sarah began. "We have received some crucial information linking to the latest plan of the Delightful Children."
"Affirmative! Show me the evidence!" Numbuh 86 said, reaching out her hand. The operatives looked at each other. Sarah brought out the photo. Numbuh 86 began to reach for it, but stopped.
"What smells like Axe Body Spray in Citrus Rush?" Numbuh 86 said suspiciously. The operatives gulped and Tommy's eyes flicked towards the kitchen.
"W-what?" Sarah squeaked. "Only teens use that. There are no teens here."
"Hmmmm." Numbuh 86 said. "I'm going to check on your alarms. Perhaps there is a satellite miscommunication." Numbuh 86 walked out of the sky port with her hands held behind her back.
"We're in for it." T.J. muttered.
"Do you think she's here yet? This... Numbuh 86?" Kuki whispered to Wally.
"I dunno. I hope so. I'm sweating and aching!" Wally complained about his cramped hiding position. Wally stood up and stretched.
"Get down! They might come at any second!" Kuki hissed. She pulled on Wally's sleeve.
"Whoa!" He said, crashing down on top of her. Wally almost died as he looked at their current predicament. His right hand was placed upon Kuki's chest in a very inappropriate place.
"Kuki... I...." Wally said, looking down at her, not moving his hand. He was practically on top of her. Kuki was lying against a large cat animal, staring up at him with soft black eyes.
"You really are a girl." Wally said. Kuki frowned.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well... I never really paid attention to that factor when we were younger. You were just one of the guys to me. But now I really see you..."
"And?" Kuki said, fluttering her eyes.
"I like it." Wally said. With that he leaned down and kissed her on the lips. Kuki wrapped her arms around Wally, pulling him closer to her as they kissed amongst the stuffed animals.
Numbuh 86 climbed all the way to the alarm room. Everything looked fine. She grabbed a hold of the Teen Alarm plug and traced it with her fingers. It moved slightly. She frowned and gave it a good yank. The socket bounced up and smacked her in the face.
"Arrrr. Stooopid children." She muttered. She crawled under the control panel and jammed the socket back into the plug.
"Teen Alert. Teen Alert." Chirped the alarm.
"I knew it!" Numbuh 86 yelled. She raised her head and smacked it against the bottom of the control panel.
"LOCH NESS MONSTER!" Numbuh 86 cursed. She raced out of the room and ran into the operatives.
"You brats! There are teens in the tree house! Split and search!" The kids scrambled away. Numbuh 86 stomped down the hall and flung open the nearest door and gasped.
"TEENAGERS!" She screamed. The operatives raced back and huddled around Numbuh 86 and stared into the room.
"Filthy!"
"Nasty!"
"Uh.... Hey... You must be Numbuh 86." Kuki said from under Wally.
"TEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Numbuh 86 screamed, her red hair on fire. She rounded on the kids.
"I WILL NOT TELL YOU 5 AGAIN! NO MORE CRAZY TEENS HUMPING ON THE BED!"
"Hey! It's not a bed! It's gasp Mr. Fuzzy Bottom Whooper Doodle!" Mushi cried.
"Whatever! Get them to the front room." Numbuh 86 growled. Wally and Kuki stood up and walked out of the room past Numbuh 86. Numbuh 86 sighed and shook her head.
"I never thought I'd see the day." She muttered. She turned to Sarah.
"Where are old operatives 1,2, and 5?"
"Um... Hoagies in the kitchen." Sarah said, pointing over her shoulder. Numbuh 86 sighed again.
"What am I ever going to do with you five?"
"Now! Who will explain to me why these ex-operatives are doing in the tree house?" Numbuh 86 said.
"Well... We traced old Numbuhs 3 and 4 to a movie theater where some of the Delightful Children's accomplices were stationed. We thought they were involved. When we discovered that it had been a simple date." Abby, Hoagie, and Nigel stared at Wally and Kuki who looked very flustered.
"In our confrontation of them, we discovered they were old operatives and brought them to the clubhouse to hopefully save them from fighting against us. Then, we went to the amusement park, supposedly the next location of where the Delightful Children would stop next. There, we obtained this photograph." Sarah handed the photo to Numbuh 86.
"This is indeed a Delightful Child." She said. "All right. I will overlook the um... uh... discovery in Numbuh 3's chambers." Numbuh 86 said, going pink. "We will discuss the matter of everyone working together another time. Until then, keep watch for the Delightful Children. Dismissed." Numbuh 86 said. She walked to her space ship and blasted out of the sky port.
"You teenagers are so gross. Mr. Fuzzy Bottom Whooper Doodle will need therapy now." Mushi angrily told Kuki.
"Yeah, and a good wash. Get all that saliva off of him." Tommy put in. Kuki and Wally could melt an iceberg with the heat from their faces. Hoagie just laughed.
"I'm glad we didn't get caught." Nigel whispered to Abby. They giggled between their selves.
End Chapter 7
Author's Note: Sorry about the last chapter. It wasn't my best of work. Hopefully this made up for it with the tons of 3/4 – ness. Yet again, thanks for the reviews! It's always a pleasure serving my readers. Please continue to check up for updates. There is guaranteed to be action, romance, and humor to come! See ya'll later!
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By Lauren G.
Chapter 7: NO MORE CRAZY TEENS HUMPING ON THE BED!
An early warning: This is a PG-13 rated story for sexual themes, which will firstly be displayed in this chapter. They are 13, not 10, so don't go 'ew' unless you're like, 7 and reading this, in which of course, you will not appreciate the lovey-doveyness. Thanx
"How do you know its one of the Delightful Children?" Nigel said.
"See their eyes? They're eerie and empty! And the boys wear those blue suits." Sarah pointed out in the picture.
"'Ey, why are you holding hands?" Wally said, narrowing his eyes and pointing at Nigel and Abby in the picture. Nigel and Abby went brick red.
"Never mind that." Nigel said. He cleared his throat. "So what do you think they're up to?"
"We don't know yet. We should go back to headquarters and contact Moon Base with our information."
"But that means Numbuh 86 will find out we joined up with teenagers!" Mushi cried out.
"Not if we can help it." Sarah said with a glint in her eye.
At the tree house
"You're making us hide?" Hoagie said. "That's no fun. I'm not being shoved in a broom closet!"
"Fine then. Hide in the kitchen for all I care." Joey said, waving his hand.
"Sweet!" Hoagie ran to the kitchen.
"We'll find our own hiding places, thank you." Abby told Joey. Joey shrugged and rushed off. Nigel stared at Wally. Wally stared back.
"I'm going to look for the weapons room." Wally said, backing up.
"Maybe there will be some uh... candy in there." Kuki said.
"Yeah... Uh, we'll go to the kitchen." Nigel said.
"Rioght." Wally said. They split and ran. Wally and Kuki ran down one side of the hall, Nigel and Abby down the other.
"In 'ere!" Wally said, grabbing Kuki's hand and running into a room on the far end of the hall near a staircase. Kuki shut the door behind her.
"What is this place?" Kuki said. She stared around her. There was an assortment of stuffed animals all over the floor and a faux fur bed.
"I think this is Mushi's room." Kuki said, picking up a Rainbow Monkey from the floor.
"Now what?" Wally said, grabbing a stuffed animal and tossing it aside.
"Hide?" Kuki said, shrugging.
"I'm game." Wally said. Kuki waded through the mass of stuffed animals to the farthest corner of the room where the large stuffies were.
"If we hide over here, we won't be found." Kuki said. She pushed some of the animals aside and shrank down in their shadows, Wally right next to her.
"Do you think we'll be fine up here?" Abby said, staring at their surroundings.
"Sure. There's nothing wrong about hiding amongst cheese." Nigel said, staring around the cheese room. "No one would think of someone hiding here."
"You're right Nigel. Um... can Abby ask ya somethin'?" Abby said, sitting down next to a crate of Swiss.
"Uh... yeah." Nigel said, sitting next to her.
"About the picture. You know, with the roller coaster and the hands...."
"You mean this?" Nigel said, blushing and reaching for Abby's hand.
"Yeah." Abby said, tipping her hat away from her face with her free hand.
"You know I never really liked Lizzie." Nigel said. "I actually liked someone else."
"Do I know her?" Abby asked, her cheeks glowing pink.
"Yes. Very well. Apparently, we've been through a lot than we remember."
"Who is she?" Abby asked.
"Her name is... Abigail Lincoln."
The upside down rocket ship lowered itself into the sky port. The new operatives waited nervously for Numbuh 86 to emerge.
"Operatives!" Numbuh 86 screamed in her thick Irish accent. "What is the purpose of your emergency!?"
"You see, Numbuh 86, ma'am." Sarah began. "We have received some crucial information linking to the latest plan of the Delightful Children."
"Affirmative! Show me the evidence!" Numbuh 86 said, reaching out her hand. The operatives looked at each other. Sarah brought out the photo. Numbuh 86 began to reach for it, but stopped.
"What smells like Axe Body Spray in Citrus Rush?" Numbuh 86 said suspiciously. The operatives gulped and Tommy's eyes flicked towards the kitchen.
"W-what?" Sarah squeaked. "Only teens use that. There are no teens here."
"Hmmmm." Numbuh 86 said. "I'm going to check on your alarms. Perhaps there is a satellite miscommunication." Numbuh 86 walked out of the sky port with her hands held behind her back.
"We're in for it." T.J. muttered.
"Do you think she's here yet? This... Numbuh 86?" Kuki whispered to Wally.
"I dunno. I hope so. I'm sweating and aching!" Wally complained about his cramped hiding position. Wally stood up and stretched.
"Get down! They might come at any second!" Kuki hissed. She pulled on Wally's sleeve.
"Whoa!" He said, crashing down on top of her. Wally almost died as he looked at their current predicament. His right hand was placed upon Kuki's chest in a very inappropriate place.
"Kuki... I...." Wally said, looking down at her, not moving his hand. He was practically on top of her. Kuki was lying against a large cat animal, staring up at him with soft black eyes.
"You really are a girl." Wally said. Kuki frowned.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well... I never really paid attention to that factor when we were younger. You were just one of the guys to me. But now I really see you..."
"And?" Kuki said, fluttering her eyes.
"I like it." Wally said. With that he leaned down and kissed her on the lips. Kuki wrapped her arms around Wally, pulling him closer to her as they kissed amongst the stuffed animals.
Numbuh 86 climbed all the way to the alarm room. Everything looked fine. She grabbed a hold of the Teen Alarm plug and traced it with her fingers. It moved slightly. She frowned and gave it a good yank. The socket bounced up and smacked her in the face.
"Arrrr. Stooopid children." She muttered. She crawled under the control panel and jammed the socket back into the plug.
"Teen Alert. Teen Alert." Chirped the alarm.
"I knew it!" Numbuh 86 yelled. She raised her head and smacked it against the bottom of the control panel.
"LOCH NESS MONSTER!" Numbuh 86 cursed. She raced out of the room and ran into the operatives.
"You brats! There are teens in the tree house! Split and search!" The kids scrambled away. Numbuh 86 stomped down the hall and flung open the nearest door and gasped.
"TEENAGERS!" She screamed. The operatives raced back and huddled around Numbuh 86 and stared into the room.
"Filthy!"
"Nasty!"
"Uh.... Hey... You must be Numbuh 86." Kuki said from under Wally.
"TEENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Numbuh 86 screamed, her red hair on fire. She rounded on the kids.
"I WILL NOT TELL YOU 5 AGAIN! NO MORE CRAZY TEENS HUMPING ON THE BED!"
"Hey! It's not a bed! It's gasp Mr. Fuzzy Bottom Whooper Doodle!" Mushi cried.
"Whatever! Get them to the front room." Numbuh 86 growled. Wally and Kuki stood up and walked out of the room past Numbuh 86. Numbuh 86 sighed and shook her head.
"I never thought I'd see the day." She muttered. She turned to Sarah.
"Where are old operatives 1,2, and 5?"
"Um... Hoagies in the kitchen." Sarah said, pointing over her shoulder. Numbuh 86 sighed again.
"What am I ever going to do with you five?"
"Now! Who will explain to me why these ex-operatives are doing in the tree house?" Numbuh 86 said.
"Well... We traced old Numbuhs 3 and 4 to a movie theater where some of the Delightful Children's accomplices were stationed. We thought they were involved. When we discovered that it had been a simple date." Abby, Hoagie, and Nigel stared at Wally and Kuki who looked very flustered.
"In our confrontation of them, we discovered they were old operatives and brought them to the clubhouse to hopefully save them from fighting against us. Then, we went to the amusement park, supposedly the next location of where the Delightful Children would stop next. There, we obtained this photograph." Sarah handed the photo to Numbuh 86.
"This is indeed a Delightful Child." She said. "All right. I will overlook the um... uh... discovery in Numbuh 3's chambers." Numbuh 86 said, going pink. "We will discuss the matter of everyone working together another time. Until then, keep watch for the Delightful Children. Dismissed." Numbuh 86 said. She walked to her space ship and blasted out of the sky port.
"You teenagers are so gross. Mr. Fuzzy Bottom Whooper Doodle will need therapy now." Mushi angrily told Kuki.
"Yeah, and a good wash. Get all that saliva off of him." Tommy put in. Kuki and Wally could melt an iceberg with the heat from their faces. Hoagie just laughed.
"I'm glad we didn't get caught." Nigel whispered to Abby. They giggled between their selves.
End Chapter 7
Author's Note: Sorry about the last chapter. It wasn't my best of work. Hopefully this made up for it with the tons of 3/4 – ness. Yet again, thanks for the reviews! It's always a pleasure serving my readers. Please continue to check up for updates. There is guaranteed to be action, romance, and humor to come! See ya'll later!
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