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To my reviewers: I LOVE all of you SO MUCH!!!! I was stuck on an island with 24 other tenth graders and a pregnant woman and a Canadian for NINE DAYS!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Chapter Seven
Jenneva floated in and out of consciousness during the journey to Rivendell. She remembered odd looks from Glorfindel, which reminded her of a bad romance novel she had once read out loud with Kelsey and Carolyn. His eyes looked like they wanted to feast on her, and that was the kind of look that would have most women's hearts flopping around in their chests. But at the moment, Jenneva had a hole in her that wasn't supposed to be there, so maybe her heart had flopped its way out of her body. She didn't need anyone steeping themselves in her anyways. It would just lead to another stalker to be added to her lengthening list.
"I hope Jenneva is okay," said Carolyn, worriedly.
"She's fine, Carolyn. Stop worrying," said Kelsey, preoccupied with watching Arwen and Aragorn whisper sweet elvish nothings into each other's ears. Or that's what she imagined they were doing. Kelsey sighed, wondering if her matchmaking attempts with Glorfy and Jen were going okay. Jenneva being injured would only make her escort more tender....
'I am a genius, Carolyn."
"Yeah, okay."
"So Carolyn, who should we set you up with?"
"How about Legolas?" asked Carolyn.
"YOU BITCH!!!! YOU KNOW HE'S MINE! IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH HIM I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR-"
"Calm down, Kelsey," soothed Arwen, alarmed at the girl's sudden outburst, and unaware as to what had caused it.
Kelsey took deep breaths, still glaring at Carolyn, who was trying not to laugh.
Suddenly, Kelsey smirked.
"I know, I'll set you up with GIMLI."
"Ah! You cant do that, no fair!!" at this point, Carolyn knew the only way to get out of the situation was to get Kelsey laughing hysterically. She made a coughing sound, surprisingly similar to Gollum's, which caused Kelsey to wheeze with laughter. After about ten minutes of coughing sounds and wheezing laughter, Aragorn had had enough.
"Okay, time to break camp."
Kelsey and Carolyn looked at each other, then at Aragorn.
"Yes, your majesty."
Aragorn blushed, and mumbled something about him not being royalty, and Carolyn and Kelsey assured him they would do whatever he wanted.
"I'll do anything you want, your majesty," said Kelsey.
"ANYTHING," followed Carolyn (A/N: she really did write that, it's not mine)
Aragorn blustered; panicking at the look Arwen was giving him.
"I don't want your anything!" (Also Carolyn's)
"Oh, I see," said Kelsey, looking at Carolyn.
"HE"S GAY!" they squealed together.
This caused more blustering from Aragorn, and a shake of the head from Arwen.
"I assure you, ladies, he's not gay. Though I did notice some interesting looks between him and the prince of Mirk-"
"AAHHHHHH! Don't you EVER imply that my hot sexy hot elven prince might me attracted to men! I still have a chance! I'll-"
Carolyn clamped a hand over Kelsey's mouth as she was used to doing, and shrugged her shoulders at the surprised looks from A & A.
"She's obsessed, what can I say?"
Meanwhile, back with Glorfy and Jenneva.....
Glorfindel dismounted, cradling Jenneva against his chest. Stablehands raced up to him, and one immediately ran off to get help when he noticed the state of the injured woman.
Glorfindel carried her up to a room, and gently laid her on the bed. Seeing her lay there on the silken sheets made him think of what might happen there when she recovered....NO, I mustn't think like that....
A/N: wuddya think, romance or no romance? I just read a really bad Nora Roberts so I've got plenty of material! Teehee. Review and say yay or nay to the seduction. (Yay means yes). Sorry so short, I just got back from my trip and am really tired and sunburned and riddled with mosquito bites. Ick.
To my reviewers: I LOVE all of you SO MUCH!!!! I was stuck on an island with 24 other tenth graders and a pregnant woman and a Canadian for NINE DAYS!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Chapter Seven
Jenneva floated in and out of consciousness during the journey to Rivendell. She remembered odd looks from Glorfindel, which reminded her of a bad romance novel she had once read out loud with Kelsey and Carolyn. His eyes looked like they wanted to feast on her, and that was the kind of look that would have most women's hearts flopping around in their chests. But at the moment, Jenneva had a hole in her that wasn't supposed to be there, so maybe her heart had flopped its way out of her body. She didn't need anyone steeping themselves in her anyways. It would just lead to another stalker to be added to her lengthening list.
"I hope Jenneva is okay," said Carolyn, worriedly.
"She's fine, Carolyn. Stop worrying," said Kelsey, preoccupied with watching Arwen and Aragorn whisper sweet elvish nothings into each other's ears. Or that's what she imagined they were doing. Kelsey sighed, wondering if her matchmaking attempts with Glorfy and Jen were going okay. Jenneva being injured would only make her escort more tender....
'I am a genius, Carolyn."
"Yeah, okay."
"So Carolyn, who should we set you up with?"
"How about Legolas?" asked Carolyn.
"YOU BITCH!!!! YOU KNOW HE'S MINE! IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH HIM I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR-"
"Calm down, Kelsey," soothed Arwen, alarmed at the girl's sudden outburst, and unaware as to what had caused it.
Kelsey took deep breaths, still glaring at Carolyn, who was trying not to laugh.
Suddenly, Kelsey smirked.
"I know, I'll set you up with GIMLI."
"Ah! You cant do that, no fair!!" at this point, Carolyn knew the only way to get out of the situation was to get Kelsey laughing hysterically. She made a coughing sound, surprisingly similar to Gollum's, which caused Kelsey to wheeze with laughter. After about ten minutes of coughing sounds and wheezing laughter, Aragorn had had enough.
"Okay, time to break camp."
Kelsey and Carolyn looked at each other, then at Aragorn.
"Yes, your majesty."
Aragorn blushed, and mumbled something about him not being royalty, and Carolyn and Kelsey assured him they would do whatever he wanted.
"I'll do anything you want, your majesty," said Kelsey.
"ANYTHING," followed Carolyn (A/N: she really did write that, it's not mine)
Aragorn blustered; panicking at the look Arwen was giving him.
"I don't want your anything!" (Also Carolyn's)
"Oh, I see," said Kelsey, looking at Carolyn.
"HE"S GAY!" they squealed together.
This caused more blustering from Aragorn, and a shake of the head from Arwen.
"I assure you, ladies, he's not gay. Though I did notice some interesting looks between him and the prince of Mirk-"
"AAHHHHHH! Don't you EVER imply that my hot sexy hot elven prince might me attracted to men! I still have a chance! I'll-"
Carolyn clamped a hand over Kelsey's mouth as she was used to doing, and shrugged her shoulders at the surprised looks from A & A.
"She's obsessed, what can I say?"
Meanwhile, back with Glorfy and Jenneva.....
Glorfindel dismounted, cradling Jenneva against his chest. Stablehands raced up to him, and one immediately ran off to get help when he noticed the state of the injured woman.
Glorfindel carried her up to a room, and gently laid her on the bed. Seeing her lay there on the silken sheets made him think of what might happen there when she recovered....NO, I mustn't think like that....
A/N: wuddya think, romance or no romance? I just read a really bad Nora Roberts so I've got plenty of material! Teehee. Review and say yay or nay to the seduction. (Yay means yes). Sorry so short, I just got back from my trip and am really tired and sunburned and riddled with mosquito bites. Ick.