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Chapter Eight

Jenneva awoke in a room that was completely white. White bedsheets, walls, furniture, everything was white.

I'm dead. I've died, and now I'm in a strange place. Heaven, maybe?

Jenneva's thoughts were interrupted by an old man walking into her room.

"Gandalf?"

"Ah, you know who I am, my child. I know who you are, as well. Your name is Jenneva. You arrived here with two friends, who I think are quite impatient to see you."

As if on cue, Kelsey and Carolyn burst into the room. Looking around frantically, Kelsey's eyes landed on Jenneva.

"My darling! You're alive!"

Carolyn stuck out her leg and effectively tripped Kelsey, who was very eager to see her wounded friend.

"How do you feel?" asked Carolyn calmly.

Jenneva opened her mouth, but before she could speak Kelsey interrupted her.

"She'll be just fine when she gets her music therapy!" With this, Kelsey whipped out her CD player and put the headphones on a stunned Jenneva. Hitting play, Kelsey waited avidly for a reaction.

"No! There are plenty of good songs other than the monkey one! Change it! Change it NOW"

Kelsey skipped to another song, ignoring Carolyn's attempts at conversation with Gandalf, both, the first of whom was ignoring Kelsey.

"NO!! I've heard number eight WAY TO MANY TIMES!!! The rest of the songs on this CD are good, too! You should liten to them SOMETIME!!"

Gandalf interceded here and kicked Kelsey out of the room so she wouldn't upset his patient anymore, much to Jenneva's relief Carolyn followed, to keep her friend out of trouble. Walking along, Carolyn made more attempts at conversation.

"So where's Fabio?"

"With Arwen. Hey, lets go spy on her and Aragorn!"

But unfortunately for them, a passing Elrond heard this comment and intervened to keep his daughter from embarrassment.

"Carolyn and Kelsey, I would like to speak with you."

Carolyn and Kelsey looked at each other.

"Sounds like Ms. Lakes. I'd like to see you in my office, young ladies. Now," whispered Carolyn.

Kelsey shivered, remembering their last meeting with their principal.

Elrond threw a glance back to them, suggesting silence with his raised eyebrows.

"You know, Lord Elrond," Kelsey began, "You really should do something about those eyebrows-"

Carolyn once again clamped her hand over Kelsey's mouth, giving a weak smile at Elrond who was looking back, now in annoyance.

"Well, I've tried everything, but since I'm an elf they grow back overnight."

This stunned Kelsey and Carolyn, and their jaws dropped. Kelsey recovered first, not giving Carolyn a chance to silence her.

"Just like Harry Potter! (A/N: JK Rowling, duh) Could you be a wizard by any chance?"

Elrond once again sent his rather large eyebrows towards the sky.

"Guess that's a no," mumbled Kelsey.

"Wizards have their own race, stupid!" hissed Carolyn. "You just called him a non-elf! Now he's probably pissed! This is great, just great! I'm stuck in Middle Earth with a twig and a lunatic!"

Elrond cleared his throat, indicating silence, and opened the door to what appeared to be an office. Kelsey and Carolyn looked at each other, gulped, and slowly entered.

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A/N: Sorry so short, but I am still exhausted, sunburned and covered in bug bites. The best thing about being back, you ask? (Other than fanfic, of course) The shower, my precious. The shower. NEVER TAKE IT FOR GRANTED!!!