A/N: Don't own.

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Jingle bells, Sauron smells

Boromir passed away

Elendil missed some meals

But no one cares today-ay

Jingle bells, Sauron smells

Boromir passed away

Elendil missed some meals

But no one cares today

Dashing through Middle-earth

While Gollum leads the way

No more lembas left

We'll just starve toay- ha, ha, ha

Orcs in Helm's Deep cry

From down yonder and nigh

Oh what fun it is to tease Saruman tonight- oh

Jingle bells, Sauron smells

Boromir passed away

Elendil missed some meals

But no one cares today-ay

Jingle bells, Sauron smells

Boromir passed away

Elendil missed some meals

But no one cares today

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Response to reviewers:

Guardian Elf Angel= You have our author consent to use any of our ideas. We don't mind. Just let FanFiction know or else they'll remove your story.