A/N: Guess who doesn't own?

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Deck My. Doom with lots 'o amour

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Make the Uruk-hai work much harder

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Watch Mt. Doom blow up in ashes

Fa la la, la la la la la la

Aren't you glad Sauron's made of matches

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Join us for the new king's crowning

Fa la la la la, la la la la

No one will really be frowning

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Cast the sails we're ready to leave

Fa la la, la la la la la la

Over the ocean and across the sea

Fa la la la la, la la la la