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Chapter Nine (Lucky Number Nine, Baby)
After about an hour in Elrond's study, Kelsey and Carolyn emerged, their eyes glazed over with boredom.
"Carolyn, he just spent an hour telling us that we somehow got transported to Middle Earth from our home world. Doesn't he think we've figured that out by now?!? No wonder the council of Elrond chapter is like 50 pages long in the book! The guy wont shut up!"
"You'd think after thousands of years of existence he'd get tired of his own voice."
Shaking their heads, the girls went to retrieve Fabio from Arwen. When they reached Arwen's rooms, however, there was a large group of women gathered there. Carolyn recognized them as elves, and wondered why there were so many.
She and Kelsey pushed through the crowd to see what the commotion was about. When they reached the center of the group, all they saw was Arwen holding Fabio and talking to Aragorn. Stupefied, Kelsey went to retrieve her son.
"Hey, Arwen, thanks for babysitting, your dad wanted to see us, and he just kept going, and going, and going, and going, like the energizer bunny. And going, and going, and going..."
"Imagine what it was like for me when he gave me the 'birds and the bees' talk!"
"Oh, you poor thing," Carolyn sympathized.
"So what's with the audience?" whispered Kelsey to Arwen.
"They think that Aragorn and I had a baby, but none of them are willing to chance being wrong and embarrassing themselves, so no one has asked about him," she whispered back.
"Well then, I'll take him back and end that nonsense. Honestly, you and Aragorn?"
With that, Kelsey scooped up Fabio and took Aragorn's arm, leading him off. Arwen laughed, as the chatter of the crowd grew to a loud roar.
"Well that wasn't what I expected. There'll be no living with the rumors, now," laughed Arwen.
Carolyn and Arwen headed off after the threesome, and met up with them a minute later. Kelsey relinquished Aragorn to Arwen, and they walked aimlessly. Carolyn asked many questions about the elves, and Arwen answered them as quickly as Carolyn asked them.
About half an hour later, the group came upon a square, filled with hubbub because of many visitors arriving. Dwarves, elves and men were dismounting and looking about them. Kelsey froze when she saw her hot sexy hot elven prince. Her eyes were locked on his face, and she felt a blush creep up her face when he returned her gaze.
Carolyn waved a hand in front of Kelsey's face, bringing her back to reality. Suddenly shy, Kelsey retreated into the corner. But hiding was impossible, because Fabio began to cry, bringing the attention of many of the visitors upon her. Arwen went to greet the guests, being as she was hostess. Kelsey could feel eyes on her back, but left before anyone could come over.
Back in Jenneva's Room
"Jenneva, I saw him. I thought I was getting over my obsession, but now its back, and its strengthened tenfold. And you know what's worse? When I saw him, I felt, and acted, SANE. I haven't been sane for over a year now! I don't know what to do."
"I'd say, if you want to get over your little crush-okay, BIG crush-just get him into bed and you'll be over him."
"But, but, but....how the hell am I gonna get a hot elven prince to sleep with me?"
"I have a plan."
Little did Jenneva know, she wasn't the only one with a plan. Kelsey's plans for Jenneva/Glorfindel and Carolyn/Gimli were beginning to form. And Carolyn had her own designs for Jenneva and Gimli, to end Kelsey's plans for her. And, Elrond himself had a plan to get all three of the girls paired up with a member of the fellowship.
The plot was thickening, and it suited all of the conspirators just fine.
At the council of Elrond:
"Carolyn, how long have we been here?"
"About three hours."
"Why are we here, again?"
"Because we know the fate of the ring and we can help. We can save Boromir, too."
Jenneva shushed them, intent on making a good impression so Elrond would let them join the fellowship.
Another hour later, people started to stand up and offer their weapons to Frodo. Jenneva shook Kelsey and Carolyn awake, both of whom were snoring loudly. All three stood up, Carolyn and Kelsey dazed and confused at what was happening.
"You have my hairbrush," mumbled Carolyn, thinking herself in a dream.
"And my baby," pronounced Kelsey, still oblivious to the situation.
"And my razor sharp wit," added Jenneva.
Jenneva expected Elrond to deny them entrance into the fellowship, but she didn't know of his plans. Merry, Pippin and Sam jumped out from bushes, and said that they were coming, too.
Elrond pronounced that they were the fellowship of the ring, and Kelsey laughed at the banter between Merry and Pippin, and the question of "Where are we going?"
What are Elrond's plans? Why does he care? Who will end up with who? Will Kelsey's match accept an electronic baby? Will Carolyn's make her wash her hair? Can Jenneva's cope with the long list of stalkers that she has acquired? Oh, sorry these past 3 chappies have been kinda weird and not as funny, 3 in one day, people. 3 in one day. REVIEW!!!
Chapter Nine (Lucky Number Nine, Baby)
After about an hour in Elrond's study, Kelsey and Carolyn emerged, their eyes glazed over with boredom.
"Carolyn, he just spent an hour telling us that we somehow got transported to Middle Earth from our home world. Doesn't he think we've figured that out by now?!? No wonder the council of Elrond chapter is like 50 pages long in the book! The guy wont shut up!"
"You'd think after thousands of years of existence he'd get tired of his own voice."
Shaking their heads, the girls went to retrieve Fabio from Arwen. When they reached Arwen's rooms, however, there was a large group of women gathered there. Carolyn recognized them as elves, and wondered why there were so many.
She and Kelsey pushed through the crowd to see what the commotion was about. When they reached the center of the group, all they saw was Arwen holding Fabio and talking to Aragorn. Stupefied, Kelsey went to retrieve her son.
"Hey, Arwen, thanks for babysitting, your dad wanted to see us, and he just kept going, and going, and going, and going, like the energizer bunny. And going, and going, and going..."
"Imagine what it was like for me when he gave me the 'birds and the bees' talk!"
"Oh, you poor thing," Carolyn sympathized.
"So what's with the audience?" whispered Kelsey to Arwen.
"They think that Aragorn and I had a baby, but none of them are willing to chance being wrong and embarrassing themselves, so no one has asked about him," she whispered back.
"Well then, I'll take him back and end that nonsense. Honestly, you and Aragorn?"
With that, Kelsey scooped up Fabio and took Aragorn's arm, leading him off. Arwen laughed, as the chatter of the crowd grew to a loud roar.
"Well that wasn't what I expected. There'll be no living with the rumors, now," laughed Arwen.
Carolyn and Arwen headed off after the threesome, and met up with them a minute later. Kelsey relinquished Aragorn to Arwen, and they walked aimlessly. Carolyn asked many questions about the elves, and Arwen answered them as quickly as Carolyn asked them.
About half an hour later, the group came upon a square, filled with hubbub because of many visitors arriving. Dwarves, elves and men were dismounting and looking about them. Kelsey froze when she saw her hot sexy hot elven prince. Her eyes were locked on his face, and she felt a blush creep up her face when he returned her gaze.
Carolyn waved a hand in front of Kelsey's face, bringing her back to reality. Suddenly shy, Kelsey retreated into the corner. But hiding was impossible, because Fabio began to cry, bringing the attention of many of the visitors upon her. Arwen went to greet the guests, being as she was hostess. Kelsey could feel eyes on her back, but left before anyone could come over.
Back in Jenneva's Room
"Jenneva, I saw him. I thought I was getting over my obsession, but now its back, and its strengthened tenfold. And you know what's worse? When I saw him, I felt, and acted, SANE. I haven't been sane for over a year now! I don't know what to do."
"I'd say, if you want to get over your little crush-okay, BIG crush-just get him into bed and you'll be over him."
"But, but, but....how the hell am I gonna get a hot elven prince to sleep with me?"
"I have a plan."
Little did Jenneva know, she wasn't the only one with a plan. Kelsey's plans for Jenneva/Glorfindel and Carolyn/Gimli were beginning to form. And Carolyn had her own designs for Jenneva and Gimli, to end Kelsey's plans for her. And, Elrond himself had a plan to get all three of the girls paired up with a member of the fellowship.
The plot was thickening, and it suited all of the conspirators just fine.
At the council of Elrond:
"Carolyn, how long have we been here?"
"About three hours."
"Why are we here, again?"
"Because we know the fate of the ring and we can help. We can save Boromir, too."
Jenneva shushed them, intent on making a good impression so Elrond would let them join the fellowship.
Another hour later, people started to stand up and offer their weapons to Frodo. Jenneva shook Kelsey and Carolyn awake, both of whom were snoring loudly. All three stood up, Carolyn and Kelsey dazed and confused at what was happening.
"You have my hairbrush," mumbled Carolyn, thinking herself in a dream.
"And my baby," pronounced Kelsey, still oblivious to the situation.
"And my razor sharp wit," added Jenneva.
Jenneva expected Elrond to deny them entrance into the fellowship, but she didn't know of his plans. Merry, Pippin and Sam jumped out from bushes, and said that they were coming, too.
Elrond pronounced that they were the fellowship of the ring, and Kelsey laughed at the banter between Merry and Pippin, and the question of "Where are we going?"
What are Elrond's plans? Why does he care? Who will end up with who? Will Kelsey's match accept an electronic baby? Will Carolyn's make her wash her hair? Can Jenneva's cope with the long list of stalkers that she has acquired? Oh, sorry these past 3 chappies have been kinda weird and not as funny, 3 in one day, people. 3 in one day. REVIEW!!!