Dragonmistress and Celticgirl: Welcome to the only story we update! We don't own and this is a requested song by Thea-chan.

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Sauron the big, scary eye

(Eye)

Had a very fiery glow

(Like a volcano)

And if you ever saw it

(Saw it)

You would say he's quite a show

(Like the movies!)

All of the other villains

(Villains)

Used to laugh and call him names

(Like Cyclops)

They never let poor Sauron

(Sauron)

Join in and destruction games

(Like Orc-opoly)

Then one foggy, gloomy eve

Morgoth came to say

(Mwa, ha, ha)

"Sauon with your eye so bright,

Won't you destroy Middle-earth with me tonight"

Then how the Valor hated him

(Hated him)

As they screamed out in horror

("Oh, no!")

"Sauron the big, scary eye,

You'll be king of Mordor!"

(Like

*is there another king of Mordor?*

Aragorn!

*he's not king of Mordor, nitwit!*)

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Hallah! We're finished! Yeah we know Sauron wasn't always a big eye, but it went well with the song. SO THERE!