DM: Request by Cheeky-bear007!
Note 2 her: We already wrote this and was actually waiting for someone to request it.
Note 2 all: This is a mixture of a bunch of battles from ROTK, the book. Oh, and we don't own.
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'Twas the night before the battle
And all through Middle-earth
Not even a Halfling showed signs of mirth
The forces were arrayed from Gondor to Rohan
In hopes that the battle would soon be won
The Hobbits were stuck with a woman and pyro
While their cousin was being misled quite so
And Aragorn in his armour and I in my cap
Had just settled down to look at our map
When out on the field there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter
Away to Shadowfax I flew like a flash
Tore across the field at a mad dash
The sun on the breast of the horizon
Was barely seen (thanks to Sauron)
When, what to my wandering eyes should appear
Sauron's mouth wearing an evil sneer
With a little servant so lively and quick
I knew in a moment I was going to be sick
More rapid than eagles, the forces I cried
Unto every name that had allied
"Now Gondor! Now Rohan! Nor Eomer! Now Eowyn!
On Merry! On Pippin! On Beregund and Theoden!
To the top of the horses; get ready to brawl
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle, look to the sky
So up to the orc army they ran
With swords ready and arrows at hand
And then in the blazes, I heard a small noise
The anxiousness of all the young boys
As I turned my head, and was looking around
Down the field Sauron's mouth came with a bound
We were dressed in all amour from our heads to our feet
And our hair was all tarnished from ashes and sleet
A bundle of arrows Legolas had on his back
With three swords included in his pack
The stars how they dimmed! The night was not merry
Our cheeks were like roses, our noses like cherries
Sauron's mouth ordered an assault by bow
Hoping, for sure, the king didn't know
The stump of my pipe was still tight in my teeth
And the smoke encircled my head like a wreath
Now wasn't the time for me to be smoking
The battle wasn't fun- and I'm not joking!
It was cold and dreary, with help from one elf
And I lost all hope, in spite of myself
Aragorn looked at me and nodded his head
And gave me to know I had nothing to dread
He spoke not a word, but went onto battle
Fearing not the sounds like dying cattle
And raising a finger up in the air
He ordered an attack from upon his mare
We sprang into action
And lost more than a fraction
We charged on so bravely
But lost men gravely
The battle was won
Yet the war was not done
Happy battle to all
And to all a good fight!
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Riddle 4 U: Who's POV is this told from?
Note 2 her: We already wrote this and was actually waiting for someone to request it.
Note 2 all: This is a mixture of a bunch of battles from ROTK, the book. Oh, and we don't own.
*==**=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
'Twas the night before the battle
And all through Middle-earth
Not even a Halfling showed signs of mirth
The forces were arrayed from Gondor to Rohan
In hopes that the battle would soon be won
The Hobbits were stuck with a woman and pyro
While their cousin was being misled quite so
And Aragorn in his armour and I in my cap
Had just settled down to look at our map
When out on the field there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter
Away to Shadowfax I flew like a flash
Tore across the field at a mad dash
The sun on the breast of the horizon
Was barely seen (thanks to Sauron)
When, what to my wandering eyes should appear
Sauron's mouth wearing an evil sneer
With a little servant so lively and quick
I knew in a moment I was going to be sick
More rapid than eagles, the forces I cried
Unto every name that had allied
"Now Gondor! Now Rohan! Nor Eomer! Now Eowyn!
On Merry! On Pippin! On Beregund and Theoden!
To the top of the horses; get ready to brawl
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle, look to the sky
So up to the orc army they ran
With swords ready and arrows at hand
And then in the blazes, I heard a small noise
The anxiousness of all the young boys
As I turned my head, and was looking around
Down the field Sauron's mouth came with a bound
We were dressed in all amour from our heads to our feet
And our hair was all tarnished from ashes and sleet
A bundle of arrows Legolas had on his back
With three swords included in his pack
The stars how they dimmed! The night was not merry
Our cheeks were like roses, our noses like cherries
Sauron's mouth ordered an assault by bow
Hoping, for sure, the king didn't know
The stump of my pipe was still tight in my teeth
And the smoke encircled my head like a wreath
Now wasn't the time for me to be smoking
The battle wasn't fun- and I'm not joking!
It was cold and dreary, with help from one elf
And I lost all hope, in spite of myself
Aragorn looked at me and nodded his head
And gave me to know I had nothing to dread
He spoke not a word, but went onto battle
Fearing not the sounds like dying cattle
And raising a finger up in the air
He ordered an attack from upon his mare
We sprang into action
And lost more than a fraction
We charged on so bravely
But lost men gravely
The battle was won
Yet the war was not done
Happy battle to all
And to all a good fight!
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Riddle 4 U: Who's POV is this told from?