A/N: Okay, people, I had just finished this chappie and saved it, when the
fucking power went out! I haven't had power in four hours! I had my chapter
here, ready to go, and COULDN'T UPLOAD IT!! It was torture! But here it is,
my loves.
Sue H: I'm really sorry I left you out last time, I updated before I got your review then I went on to the next chapter, I didn't mean to forget you! You get a big giant sized cookie. With chocolate. And sprinkles. ( Thanx for reviewing, and sorry!
Breck: Bows I try to update asap, and I've been writing like a maniac lately. Boromir will come into the story more, hopefully soon. Sorry to confuse you about the whole cynical/optimistic people thing, I went crazy fo awhile and was having conversations with myself, so I figured I'd tie it into my story (. PS. whispers if you can type a review, then you're not illiterate!
Pippinsgal011890: Lol, if I've been accurate it's because I'm being very vague! If I don't include details, then they cant be the wrong details...Thanx for the spelling advise, I'm not vary good at it. (. good luck with your story!
Animegoddess177: tank oo very much! I love getting reviews (especially good ones!)
Rohanshieldbitch (aka Carolyn): You spelled Boromir wrong. Just so you know. In case you didn't, now you do. FINE, you can have three bitches!!! And seriously, me more beautiful and talented than you!? Bullshit. More special, yes, but that's not necessarily a good thing! Still working on those sunglasses....
Polly: Thank you very much for apologizing about hitting my sunburn, no hard feelings. I was just a little pissed off you didn't say sorry. But now you did, so we're all good! I never skip over reviews (I love them way too much!), and you may be a jackass, but you'll always have your naked maid. (jk bout the jackass thing (.)
A/N: I'm sick, I had to clean my garage today and it's storming, so if this chapter sucks, it NOT MY FAULT!!
Chapter Thirteen
The fellowship was now under the mountain, at the gateway into Moria. Gandalf was trying various words in elvish to make the door open, but none of them were working. Kelsey, bored, and noticing the enticing water, began to form a plan. (A/N: if you haven't guessed by now, our three girls are meticulous planners)
You see, Carolyn never got her hair wet. On the rare occasion that she did, she locked herself in a room with her straightening iron and didn't come out for hours. Well, right now she was next to a good sized body of water, and she didn't have her blessed iron with her. Kelsey smiled menacingly, and approached Carolyn, being careful to hide her smirk from her victim.
"Hey Carolyn, I found a petosky stone! Come look!"
Carolyn zipped over to the water's edge, looking frantically.
"Where? I don't see a-"
Carolyn never finished her sentence. She was shoved into the clear, cool water, and it was impossible to save her hair. Water splashed over her head. She emerged, spluttering, and looking like an indignant wet cat. Kelsey started laughing hysterically, causing Jenneva to look her way. Seeing Carolyn soaked and bristling sent Jenneva into gales of laughter as well. Carolyn stalked towards Kelsey with a look that could kill.
Kelsey, realizing Carolyn was going to cause her great bodily harm, sprinted towards Gandalf and the doorway. She looked back, and she was sure Carolyn was going to kill her.
"Bella, Mellon, Bellon, Bologna, Balloon, Muffin, how do you say 'friend' in elvish!?"
Carolyn was closing in, and Kelsey started to panic. Gandalf pronounced the word correctly, causing the door to open. Kelsey grabbed Fabio and started to walk in. Jenneva stopped her.
"Wait. Don't go in yet. Girls, gather for a powwow. Sorry Carolyn, we can continue this later. Girls, we can't go in until the lake monster thing comes, other wise the guys will freak out and leave. Remember, it's only the monster that makes them go through the mines."
Luckily for the girls, they were spared explaining their actions, as the lake monster chose that moment to make a grab for Frodo. Aragorn handled the situation, saved Frodo, and they all headed into the mines. It was completely dark, and the monster crushed the door, trapping them in the mines. Kelsey was standing there, wondering why she felt she'd forgotten something, when she suddenly remembered.
"Fabio! I left him, I've got to-"
"I've got him, don't worry," said Legolas.
"Oh, thank god. I can't believe I forgot him! Good thing you remembered."
"No thanks are in order."
"Yeah, okay."
"Kelsey, I'm going to kill you as soon as Gandalf gets his staff to light up."
"Oh c'mon, Carolyn, it was just a joke..."
Silence. "Gandalf, are you done with that light yet?"
"No, we don't need a light, we'll be just fine," said Kelsey nervously, but just then the light appeared. Carolyn spotted Kelsey and lunged towards her.
Kelsey screamed and ducked behind Legolas. Carolyn was in full charge of the situation.
"Kelsey, come out from there or I'll tell on you."
"What do you mean, tell on me?"
"I ill-way ell-tay oar-yay ot-hay ince-pray at-thay oo-yay ove-lay im-hay!" I will tell your hot prince that you love him-pig latin
"O-nay, o-nay! Ease-play?" No, no! Please?
"Ome-kay out or I ill-way" Come out or I will
A pouting Kelsey crept out behind Legolas, but changed her mind upon seeing Carolyn's murderous look. She spun behind Legolas and clung tightly to his waist.
"Never mind, tell him, I want to live! I'm too young to die!"
"Alright then, Kelsey. You had a choice, remember that. Legolas, I have something to tell you. Kelsey is madly in love with you."
Legolas looked at Carolyn, then at the girl clinging to his torso. When he didn't say anything, Carolyn elaborated.
"She wants to have your babies and darn your socks and knit sweaters for you."
Still silence. "Well, aren't you going to say anything?!" asked an irritated Carolyn. Her revenge wasn't as sweet as she thought it would be.
"Well, um, I, well, you see, I, um, to tell the truth, I.....I'm quite in need of a friend right now, and, so, well, would you be willing to be my friend, nothing more?" he asked Kelsey, nervously. If she became angry, like a woman scorned (Which is what she was), he would have to live with it and continue to protect her. It would be much more pleasant to take care of her if they were on good terms.
Dun, dun, DUN!! What will Kelsey say? Will her heart be torn to shreds by Carolyn's evil plotting? Will she be able to be friends with her hot sexy hot elven prince? Find out next time, on...I'm outta gas, you know the rest.
Sue H: I'm really sorry I left you out last time, I updated before I got your review then I went on to the next chapter, I didn't mean to forget you! You get a big giant sized cookie. With chocolate. And sprinkles. ( Thanx for reviewing, and sorry!
Breck: Bows I try to update asap, and I've been writing like a maniac lately. Boromir will come into the story more, hopefully soon. Sorry to confuse you about the whole cynical/optimistic people thing, I went crazy fo awhile and was having conversations with myself, so I figured I'd tie it into my story (. PS. whispers if you can type a review, then you're not illiterate!
Pippinsgal011890: Lol, if I've been accurate it's because I'm being very vague! If I don't include details, then they cant be the wrong details...Thanx for the spelling advise, I'm not vary good at it. (. good luck with your story!
Animegoddess177: tank oo very much! I love getting reviews (especially good ones!)
Rohanshieldbitch (aka Carolyn): You spelled Boromir wrong. Just so you know. In case you didn't, now you do. FINE, you can have three bitches!!! And seriously, me more beautiful and talented than you!? Bullshit. More special, yes, but that's not necessarily a good thing! Still working on those sunglasses....
Polly: Thank you very much for apologizing about hitting my sunburn, no hard feelings. I was just a little pissed off you didn't say sorry. But now you did, so we're all good! I never skip over reviews (I love them way too much!), and you may be a jackass, but you'll always have your naked maid. (jk bout the jackass thing (.)
A/N: I'm sick, I had to clean my garage today and it's storming, so if this chapter sucks, it NOT MY FAULT!!
Chapter Thirteen
The fellowship was now under the mountain, at the gateway into Moria. Gandalf was trying various words in elvish to make the door open, but none of them were working. Kelsey, bored, and noticing the enticing water, began to form a plan. (A/N: if you haven't guessed by now, our three girls are meticulous planners)
You see, Carolyn never got her hair wet. On the rare occasion that she did, she locked herself in a room with her straightening iron and didn't come out for hours. Well, right now she was next to a good sized body of water, and she didn't have her blessed iron with her. Kelsey smiled menacingly, and approached Carolyn, being careful to hide her smirk from her victim.
"Hey Carolyn, I found a petosky stone! Come look!"
Carolyn zipped over to the water's edge, looking frantically.
"Where? I don't see a-"
Carolyn never finished her sentence. She was shoved into the clear, cool water, and it was impossible to save her hair. Water splashed over her head. She emerged, spluttering, and looking like an indignant wet cat. Kelsey started laughing hysterically, causing Jenneva to look her way. Seeing Carolyn soaked and bristling sent Jenneva into gales of laughter as well. Carolyn stalked towards Kelsey with a look that could kill.
Kelsey, realizing Carolyn was going to cause her great bodily harm, sprinted towards Gandalf and the doorway. She looked back, and she was sure Carolyn was going to kill her.
"Bella, Mellon, Bellon, Bologna, Balloon, Muffin, how do you say 'friend' in elvish!?"
Carolyn was closing in, and Kelsey started to panic. Gandalf pronounced the word correctly, causing the door to open. Kelsey grabbed Fabio and started to walk in. Jenneva stopped her.
"Wait. Don't go in yet. Girls, gather for a powwow. Sorry Carolyn, we can continue this later. Girls, we can't go in until the lake monster thing comes, other wise the guys will freak out and leave. Remember, it's only the monster that makes them go through the mines."
Luckily for the girls, they were spared explaining their actions, as the lake monster chose that moment to make a grab for Frodo. Aragorn handled the situation, saved Frodo, and they all headed into the mines. It was completely dark, and the monster crushed the door, trapping them in the mines. Kelsey was standing there, wondering why she felt she'd forgotten something, when she suddenly remembered.
"Fabio! I left him, I've got to-"
"I've got him, don't worry," said Legolas.
"Oh, thank god. I can't believe I forgot him! Good thing you remembered."
"No thanks are in order."
"Yeah, okay."
"Kelsey, I'm going to kill you as soon as Gandalf gets his staff to light up."
"Oh c'mon, Carolyn, it was just a joke..."
Silence. "Gandalf, are you done with that light yet?"
"No, we don't need a light, we'll be just fine," said Kelsey nervously, but just then the light appeared. Carolyn spotted Kelsey and lunged towards her.
Kelsey screamed and ducked behind Legolas. Carolyn was in full charge of the situation.
"Kelsey, come out from there or I'll tell on you."
"What do you mean, tell on me?"
"I ill-way ell-tay oar-yay ot-hay ince-pray at-thay oo-yay ove-lay im-hay!" I will tell your hot prince that you love him-pig latin
"O-nay, o-nay! Ease-play?" No, no! Please?
"Ome-kay out or I ill-way" Come out or I will
A pouting Kelsey crept out behind Legolas, but changed her mind upon seeing Carolyn's murderous look. She spun behind Legolas and clung tightly to his waist.
"Never mind, tell him, I want to live! I'm too young to die!"
"Alright then, Kelsey. You had a choice, remember that. Legolas, I have something to tell you. Kelsey is madly in love with you."
Legolas looked at Carolyn, then at the girl clinging to his torso. When he didn't say anything, Carolyn elaborated.
"She wants to have your babies and darn your socks and knit sweaters for you."
Still silence. "Well, aren't you going to say anything?!" asked an irritated Carolyn. Her revenge wasn't as sweet as she thought it would be.
"Well, um, I, well, you see, I, um, to tell the truth, I.....I'm quite in need of a friend right now, and, so, well, would you be willing to be my friend, nothing more?" he asked Kelsey, nervously. If she became angry, like a woman scorned (Which is what she was), he would have to live with it and continue to protect her. It would be much more pleasant to take care of her if they were on good terms.
Dun, dun, DUN!! What will Kelsey say? Will her heart be torn to shreds by Carolyn's evil plotting? Will she be able to be friends with her hot sexy hot elven prince? Find out next time, on...I'm outta gas, you know the rest.