A/N: I was really depressed after chappie 14 (don't know why, must be
raging hormones). So I acquired a new fetish t brighten my mood. I am
wearing a pair of batting gloves pretty much 24/7 now. So if there are
more typos than usual, now you know why. Oh, and I realized I haven't been
putting disclaimers on my chapters. See chapter one. I don't own any of
this. As if you couldn't figure that out for yourself...XD
Sue H: Kelsey had laxative in her purse just in case...She is always prepared, which causes some problems when she goes on trips (BRINGS TOO MUCH CRAP, JUST IN CASE...)
In the Depp End: Cookie for you! Thank you, o so much, my first reviewer!!!
Karly: This all comes from my mind. Scary, no? Thanks for the awesome review!
Maidens-of-the-Dragon's-Zodiac: I love legendaryfrog! It rocks! And I'm happy to know other people know about it because I love it so much!
Breck: cringes in submission More Boromir in here, and he will definitely come into play more soon. Thanks for the support!
blackbeltchick06: we need to start planning for the Fellowship of the Rowling. How will we kill the evil one, how?
Rohanshieldbitch: You'll just lurv this next chapter, your hair has a....big...role! And you've always been a cry baby! lol, jk
I think I may have missed a reviewer....review and yell at me if I did! Sorry, my computer is fucked up.
Chapter Fifteen
The balrog looked at Kelsey suspiciously.
"Uuhhhhh, no!"
And with that, the balrog started to chase them. Gandalf was able to maneuver the chase towards the bridge of abra-kadabra-boom, and the scene progressed as it did in the movie. They all ran, and jumped a gap in the bridge. Gimli complained about not tossing him, and his beard being tugged on, but all made it safely across except for Jenneva, Frodo and Aragorn. They were ready to cross when the stair started to break. Jenneva screeched, and leaned forwards for all she was worth. Which wasn't much, seeing as how she was tiny. Aragorn and Frodo joined her, and the stair crashed into the one their companions were on. They leaped across, and the stair they had been on but weren't on anymore crashed into the abyss below.
"Whooo, baby! That was a ride!" yelled Jenneva.
The group continued to run, and the balrog continued to chase them. Finally, it came time for Gandalf to stand up against the fearsome beast.
"You shall not pass!" He yelled, slamming his staff into the stone floor.
The balrog cocked his head.
"Okay, is the password.....Orc?"
"No," replied Gandalf steadily.
"Umm, how about goblin?"
"No."
"Dwarf, man, elf, ent?"
"No."
"Well I give up, I'll just kill you and eat the others."
The balrog stalked forward, looking menacing, and Gandalf began to battle with him. (A/N: him? It? Her? Does it have a gender? Cookie to who gives me their opinion...)
"It was probably hobbit," whispered Carolyn to Boromir, who was holding her close. He was her protector, after all.
"Very clever, my lady. Very clever, indeed."
Boromir is giving me a funny look....I think I like it, too...
Gandalf finished the little battle, and turned away. Jenneva opened her mouth to warn him about the fiery whip that burned with the fires of a thousand evils (LF), but Kelsey clamped a hand over her mouth.
"If we change this now, there could be dire consequences. Just let things happen like they did in the movie."
The whip flicked up and wrapped around Gandalf's ankle. He was pulled down until he was hanging onto the ledge by his arms.
"Fly, you fools!" he hissed and was gone.
"Man, I wish I could fly," said Carolyn, the caffeine once again affecting her brain.
Frodo was dragged, kicking and screaming, out of the mines. The rest of the group followed dejectedly. The hobbits collapsed onto the rocky ground outside, and Boromir held his head in his hands, seemingly in defeat. Legolas and Aragorn paced, not showing much emotion. Carolyn had sobered up and now wore a grim face. Kelsey was outright crying, and Jenneva was near tears herself.
"You guys," whispered Carolyn, "He comes back. Why are we so sad?"
"Because.....he...was...our friend! And...his death...is...causing....them.....pain!"
Kelsey was about to continue when she was body slammed from behind. She hit the stony ground with an undignified 'oomf!' and felt fists pummel her back.
"You knew what would happen! You knew he would fall, and you didn't save him! You killed him! It's all your fault!"
Kelsey took the abuse, sobbing from grief, not pain.
"I'm sorry, Frodo. I'm sorry!"
Jenneva pulled Frodo into a hug and let him sob against her, trying to soothe him.
A minute later Aragorn called them. It was time to move again. Jenneva got up and pulled Frodo with her. When he stood on his own, she went to Kelsey's purse. She pulled out a Polaroid camera and took a few snapshots of Carolyn. She tucked the photos in the baby carrier for later, when they weren't depressed.
The group headed on, no one speaking. Bored, and comforted by the fact that Gandalf would come back, Kelsey started humming a song. Jenneva joined in, and so did Carolyn.
A minute later, the three girls were belting out the chorus, in harmony.
"Say goodbye to Sally And goodbye to Sue! OOOOOHHHH, Rio!"
Suddenly, three were a bunch of arrows pointed at them. Kelsey looked around and noticed they were in the woods. Gimli trailed off whatever he was saying, making Haldir smirk. The girls all recognized him; they had cried their eyes out when he died in the movie.
Carolyn suddenly remembered that her hair had gotten wet, and imagined how she must look now. She squeaked and pulled a branch on top of her head. An elf squinted at her head and yelled.,
"There's something attacking her! It leaped out of the branch and is eating her head!"
Carolyn was used to this kind of remark, so she let the branch go. The elves gasped and a few let loose arrows. Carolyn looked absolutely ridiculous. She now had an afro with several arrows sticking out of it. Jenneva grabbed the Polaroid and snapped some photos.
She crossed her arms and said crossly, "That's my hair, you twits! Now bring us to Galadriel so I can have a hot bath and some food. Then we'll go for the liquor."
A/N: I don't own Oh, Rio, it's a song the guys sang at my school and SUCKED at! And I don't own Polaroid, either. Where'd they get that name from, anyway...
Sue H: Kelsey had laxative in her purse just in case...She is always prepared, which causes some problems when she goes on trips (BRINGS TOO MUCH CRAP, JUST IN CASE...)
In the Depp End: Cookie for you! Thank you, o so much, my first reviewer!!!
Karly: This all comes from my mind. Scary, no? Thanks for the awesome review!
Maidens-of-the-Dragon's-Zodiac: I love legendaryfrog! It rocks! And I'm happy to know other people know about it because I love it so much!
Breck: cringes in submission More Boromir in here, and he will definitely come into play more soon. Thanks for the support!
blackbeltchick06: we need to start planning for the Fellowship of the Rowling. How will we kill the evil one, how?
Rohanshieldbitch: You'll just lurv this next chapter, your hair has a....big...role! And you've always been a cry baby! lol, jk
I think I may have missed a reviewer....review and yell at me if I did! Sorry, my computer is fucked up.
Chapter Fifteen
The balrog looked at Kelsey suspiciously.
"Uuhhhhh, no!"
And with that, the balrog started to chase them. Gandalf was able to maneuver the chase towards the bridge of abra-kadabra-boom, and the scene progressed as it did in the movie. They all ran, and jumped a gap in the bridge. Gimli complained about not tossing him, and his beard being tugged on, but all made it safely across except for Jenneva, Frodo and Aragorn. They were ready to cross when the stair started to break. Jenneva screeched, and leaned forwards for all she was worth. Which wasn't much, seeing as how she was tiny. Aragorn and Frodo joined her, and the stair crashed into the one their companions were on. They leaped across, and the stair they had been on but weren't on anymore crashed into the abyss below.
"Whooo, baby! That was a ride!" yelled Jenneva.
The group continued to run, and the balrog continued to chase them. Finally, it came time for Gandalf to stand up against the fearsome beast.
"You shall not pass!" He yelled, slamming his staff into the stone floor.
The balrog cocked his head.
"Okay, is the password.....Orc?"
"No," replied Gandalf steadily.
"Umm, how about goblin?"
"No."
"Dwarf, man, elf, ent?"
"No."
"Well I give up, I'll just kill you and eat the others."
The balrog stalked forward, looking menacing, and Gandalf began to battle with him. (A/N: him? It? Her? Does it have a gender? Cookie to who gives me their opinion...)
"It was probably hobbit," whispered Carolyn to Boromir, who was holding her close. He was her protector, after all.
"Very clever, my lady. Very clever, indeed."
Boromir is giving me a funny look....I think I like it, too...
Gandalf finished the little battle, and turned away. Jenneva opened her mouth to warn him about the fiery whip that burned with the fires of a thousand evils (LF), but Kelsey clamped a hand over her mouth.
"If we change this now, there could be dire consequences. Just let things happen like they did in the movie."
The whip flicked up and wrapped around Gandalf's ankle. He was pulled down until he was hanging onto the ledge by his arms.
"Fly, you fools!" he hissed and was gone.
"Man, I wish I could fly," said Carolyn, the caffeine once again affecting her brain.
Frodo was dragged, kicking and screaming, out of the mines. The rest of the group followed dejectedly. The hobbits collapsed onto the rocky ground outside, and Boromir held his head in his hands, seemingly in defeat. Legolas and Aragorn paced, not showing much emotion. Carolyn had sobered up and now wore a grim face. Kelsey was outright crying, and Jenneva was near tears herself.
"You guys," whispered Carolyn, "He comes back. Why are we so sad?"
"Because.....he...was...our friend! And...his death...is...causing....them.....pain!"
Kelsey was about to continue when she was body slammed from behind. She hit the stony ground with an undignified 'oomf!' and felt fists pummel her back.
"You knew what would happen! You knew he would fall, and you didn't save him! You killed him! It's all your fault!"
Kelsey took the abuse, sobbing from grief, not pain.
"I'm sorry, Frodo. I'm sorry!"
Jenneva pulled Frodo into a hug and let him sob against her, trying to soothe him.
A minute later Aragorn called them. It was time to move again. Jenneva got up and pulled Frodo with her. When he stood on his own, she went to Kelsey's purse. She pulled out a Polaroid camera and took a few snapshots of Carolyn. She tucked the photos in the baby carrier for later, when they weren't depressed.
The group headed on, no one speaking. Bored, and comforted by the fact that Gandalf would come back, Kelsey started humming a song. Jenneva joined in, and so did Carolyn.
A minute later, the three girls were belting out the chorus, in harmony.
"Say goodbye to Sally And goodbye to Sue! OOOOOHHHH, Rio!"
Suddenly, three were a bunch of arrows pointed at them. Kelsey looked around and noticed they were in the woods. Gimli trailed off whatever he was saying, making Haldir smirk. The girls all recognized him; they had cried their eyes out when he died in the movie.
Carolyn suddenly remembered that her hair had gotten wet, and imagined how she must look now. She squeaked and pulled a branch on top of her head. An elf squinted at her head and yelled.,
"There's something attacking her! It leaped out of the branch and is eating her head!"
Carolyn was used to this kind of remark, so she let the branch go. The elves gasped and a few let loose arrows. Carolyn looked absolutely ridiculous. She now had an afro with several arrows sticking out of it. Jenneva grabbed the Polaroid and snapped some photos.
She crossed her arms and said crossly, "That's my hair, you twits! Now bring us to Galadriel so I can have a hot bath and some food. Then we'll go for the liquor."
A/N: I don't own Oh, Rio, it's a song the guys sang at my school and SUCKED at! And I don't own Polaroid, either. Where'd they get that name from, anyway...