Engetsu: Okay, I have a bone to pick with people who review and aren't very nice. You are going to be considered a piece of fucking shit that should be killed. See my note in the middle of the chapter for what will happen to you. If you have a problem, then don't read this. We aren't making you read it. If any one is, it's their problem, not ours.
Sora: Yeah, she got maddened. Anyways, this is going to go up to the rating of R. Also, it's become kinda dark and it actually has a plot now. Weird huh? It's ending up dark and with a plot. It's just crazy is it not? Anyway, we have a couple of new vitctims of our hyperness. A new coupling. You will find out who they are, just wait! Oh yeah! There's a bit of foul language in this chapter. Let's just say that someone gets maddened.
Disclaimer: There's a fine line between intelegence and insanity. Wait, there's one for love and hate too though, huh? Well, anyway, we don't own that line but we are apart of of. We also don't own Harry Potter or Kingdom Hearts. And that's just the way things go, in Albuquerque.
'Results of Insanity'
Chapter 2: Tunnel of Dark
Harry and Draco held their wands high. "Lumos!"
"Eep!" Selphie squealed at the sudden light in the tunnel and fell to the ground.
Harry looked back at her. "What? You act like you've never seen Lumos before."
She suddenly was in his face asking, "What's a 'Lumos'? Is it tasty?"
Draco shook his head. "What is she, Ryuichi?" (Engetsu: Couldn't help it, we're watching Gravitation.)
Harry turned to her. "No, it's a spell that lights your way. Very helpful, especially since the Wizarding World doesn't have electricity."
Draco turned to Harry, with a questioning look on his face. "What's elekrity?"
"It's electricity, Draco. It's made by muggles. Forget I said anything."
"But - " Harry shut him up with a kiss. Draco started moaning and pulling Harry close, rubbing at the waist.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Selphie squealed and pulled out her video camera and a started to take video.
"Okay, break it up you two." Kairi said and clapped beside their ears. "Selphie's becoming even more hyper."
"But-" Selphie started before being interrupted.
"No. ... Now put away the camera. You can use it later. Okay?"
"Okay ..." Selphie answered sadly.
Harry pulled away from Draco, hair ruffled and a blush on his face. "C'mon, this way." Then he muttered something about 'damn exhibitionists,' to which Draco just smirked. They walked through a door and started down the tunnel to Hogwarts.
The group from the Destiny Islands followed them. They were all in their own conversations of pretty much ... anything.
Riku and Sora were in the back whispering on how it was weird that Draco didn't know what electricity was.
"And they think we're crazy." Sora said. "What do they use as power to make things or cook food? Candles?"
"I have no idea." Riku answered. "How could they live without electricity? I mean-"
"Stop. They're listening in. ... So, how many T-rexuars have you killed?" Sora changed the subject and started to talk normally.
"Umm ... About 5 or so?" Riku said.
"What?! That's, like, impossible!"
"I had a lot of sleep spells." Riku smirked.
Draco leaned over to Harry. "What the hell is a T-rexuar?" he whispered in Harry's ear.
"I have no idea. You have got to quit whispering in my ear. It turns me on, and the last time you did that, I fell asleep in Transfiguration and started moaning in my sleep. It didn't help my grade that I came!" Draco just smirked.
"Anyways, we use fires and magic to cook, and candles and, you guessed it, more magic for lighting. Draco has never even heard of electricity. Only reason I have is that I didn't grow up in the Wizarding World." Harry said to the group, that as far as he was concerned, put trolls on the same level of intelligence as Merlin when compared to them. Draco smirked some more.
"Can't wait until we get to torture those good for nothing muggles. Got to admit, though, they sure as hell trained you well." Harry blushed.
"Whatever you say, Dray." (Engetsu: Read a few DM/HP stories, Dray is a common nickname for Draco.)
Back in the back of the group Riku asked," What exactly is a muggle?" He raised a brow.
"They're probably just saying 'moogle' wrong or something, kupo." Sora answered. (Sora: Moogles say kupo at the end of the most of their sentences while talking to a human.)
"Moogle?!" Selphie squealed. "Where's the moogle? Are there moombas here too?" She then started to search the cave frantically for a moogle or moomba of some kind.
Sora just rolled his eyes and took a moogle plushy from one of his pockets and waved it in the air until the hyper girl saw it.
"Squee!" She said happily and glomped Sora, taking the plush doll.
"I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but a muggle is someone without magic." Harry said while Draco raised an eyebrow. Apparently the Troll had exceeded Merlin when it came to these people.
"Okay then." Riku said with an eyebrow raised.
"Hey, Riku?" Sora asked.
"Yeah?" Riku turned towards Sora.
"I heard the 'you-know-what' sound."
"What's the 'you-know-what' sound?"
"You know, that weird squeegee sound that happens when the heartless move out of the darkness." Sora said in a matter-of-fact way.
"They're here? ... How could they be here? Someone must've summoned them." Riku said as his keyblade formed in his hand and he cast stop.
"I don't know. Ansem must be here or something." Sora answered and oblivion formed in his hand. They then went after the heartless.
Selphie followed with her nanchaku, Tidus with his sword, and Wakka with a blitzball. All while Kairi stood there and watched them fight the creatures off, her eyes glowing in the darkness.
"What the hell?!" Draco looked at Harry's bewildered expression.
"What did they call their Dark Lord again." Harry turned to Draco before he replied.
"Ansem, I think. Why?" Draco thought for a moment after Harry had said this.
"What if they caused it to be possible for the morons to get to our world?"
"What do you mean?"
"If Ansem's their Dark Lord, then what if he and Voldemort are working together? It makes sense, no one is sure about how Voldemort killed many people, or how he got so many supporters so quickly."
"You're right, we'll have to ask Dumbledore. Voldemort is the only one powerful enough to do that other than Dumbledore."
"Yeah, Dumbledore'll know. If he doesn't, then I'll kill him."
"Draco." Harry said warningly. Draco rolled his eyes.
"All right, I won't kill him. I'll just torture him."
"If you do that, then who will lead the light against Voldemort? Then you and I will never be able to be together in the open."
"Fine. But just for you, afterwards I'll kill him."
"Okay, just let me help."
"Yay!!" Draco smiled and started making out with Harry.
"Hey hey hey!" Kairi said and snapped at them. "What did I say about that? Selphie's going to-"
"Squee!" You could hear Selphie squeal and then, there were many flashes of light. "This is almost as good as when Seifer, Zell and Squall had that threesome!"
"They what?!" Sora asked, stunned.
"Where's the footage? It'll work for good evidence." Riku said, suddenly in front of her, his eyes gleaming.
"They made me burn it." Selphie said in a hyper tone.
"Whew." Sora said, relieved. Riku just slumped.
"Demo ... I have copies!" Selphie said and held them up. "I also have extra copies of Squall, Zell and Sor- Merf?"
Sora was now behind Selphie with his hand over her mouth. "I thought you burned those. Give'm to me." He whispered and held out his hand and Selphie put the pictures on the platform. He looked them over and smiled "And the video."
"That's at home." Selphie said sadly. "I wanna keep watching it over and over again."
"Okay, just don't show anyone."
"Kairi's already seen it." Selphie answered and you could hear Kairi snicker. Sora twitched.
"Okay, whatever. Just never mention that incident again. Hear me?" Sora asked as Selphie nodded. Riku stood in the background with confusion written on his face.
Draco and Harry separated, Harry blushing furiously. Draco turned to Selphie. "I want those photos when they get developed. Those are definitely getting framed."
Harry was still blushing. "Draco, why don't you tell them about your idea."
"Okay, first of all, who is Ansem?"
"Ansem?" Riku asked and twitched. "He's a psychotic maniac that took over my body at one point and tried to make me kill Sora. ... That's all you need to know." Riku glared into space and then started down the tunnel.
"Riku! Wait!" Sora said and ran after him. "There might be more heartless."
"Riku, stop! That's part of what I needed to know. Is he trying to destroy your world, just an all around evil guy?" Draco asked, following Riku and Sora with Harry behind him.
"I don't want to talk about it!" Riku yelled at Draco, now turned around to face him. Tears rolled down his face in silent crying as his body went stoic and started to shake. "He's an evil, evil man that should be destroyed in the most painful and possibly hurtful way. He did things that ... that are unspeakable. ... That's all that you should know."
Harry stepped in between Riku and Draco. "Thank you, Riku. That sounds like Voldemort. He's an evil wizard that's trying to take over the Wizarding World and kill all muggles. He killed my parents when I was a year old. He died then, but two years ago, his most faithful servant resurrected him using my blood. Trust me, he was extremely kind when he killed my parents, he just used the killing spell instead of torturing them." Draco nodded.
"My father is one of his followers, I've seen what he does to them. Voldemort needs to die. My theory is that they might be working together. If they are, then they would have made a connection between our world and yours, which would have made it possible for you to come here."
"You have to admit, it explains a lot." Harry said.
Sora stepped up and started to talk. "I see what you are saying, both of you, I do. It is very possible for this but, it may not be them working together. For instance, Voldemort's evil most likely brought the heartless here and that opened the connection. But, that doesn't mean they are working together. Another thing, if what you say of this Voldemort is true, then, Ansem is the worse."
The others then joined them and started to listen to their conversation of emotion.
"What 'cha talkin' 'bout, ya?" Wakka asked.
"Someone you've never met." Riku answered unemotionally.
Harry shook his head. "No, you know nothing about Volde-"
"No, you know nothing!" Riku yelled at him.
Harry glared at him. "You'd be surprised at what I know. My parents were very active against him. That's why he killed them. Believe me when I say, that he would kill for the fun of it. There are few in the Wizarding World who will actually say his name, they just refer to him as 'you-know-who.' The ENTIRE Wizarding World, save a few. Even his followers. He's known for sending his Death Eaters, his followers, to rape and kill muggles just for the sake of killing them. Why? Because his father was a muggle who left his mother when he discovered she was a witch. So, Voldemort was raised in an orphanage. He never forgave them, for some reason. The things he does to his Death Eaters is unspeakable, and they're treated better than those he hates. Guess what? I'm on the top of his to kill list. I know nothing? Hell no. Fuck the world, THEY KNOW NOTHING. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking piece of shit that needs to try and live a day in my fucked up life. Yes, I don't know everything, but I sure as hell know more than you'd think."
Riku started to smirk throughout the speech it becoming wider and wider until it was a large smile. Then, he started to laugh hysterically. "Ah, you see, if that is the worst of it then, Ansem is still the worse. Also, at least this Voldemort of yours has a reason for what he's doing. And, if you believe I should be afraid of this Voldemort, you're dead wrong." He said. Then, and dark gate formed behind him and he put his hand to it and started in.
"Riku, stop! You said you wouldn't." Sora said and clasped onto his arm. Riku looked down at him and patted his head.
"Don't worry Sora. I'll be back later. I just need some time alone." Riku answered and pulled Sora's grip off of him and continued into the portal as it disappeared.
Draco leaned over to whisper in Harry's ear. "Why didn't you tell him that Voldemort raped your grandmother, resulting in your mother?" Harry closed his eyes and drew a shaky breath.
"Because I'm still coming to terms with that. Besides, that's too personal. And why didn't you tell him that Voldemort shares your parent's bed at night?"
"Good point."
"Look what happened now! Huh? You made him leave, now something horrible may happen." Sora said, obviously in hysterics. "Do you know what you just did?!"
"No, but do you know what he did?" Draco asked. He didn't think Harry could answer without suffering a major breakdown. He held Harry close and rubbed his back comfortingly.
"He went to the End of the Worlds. That's where Ansem resides. He claimed his dark powers from Ansem and he can go there at his own will. He can also summon the heartless. When he's entirely pissed he goes there, just to kill something. But Ansem has been there lately and Riku has been getting ... ... hurt pretty badly. It's not good, not good at all." Sora answered.
"You know how I said Voldemort killed my parents? Well, my mother was his daughter. He raped my grandmother. He killed her, and tried to kill me. Because of him, I was raised without my parents, by my aunt and uncle. Guess what? They hate magic, and anything to do with it. Including me. I was forced to do all the chores around the house, while my cousin was spoiled rotten. Then I get to Hogwarts, where he tries to kill me every year. And, this is the good one, I have to go back every year!! I'm his grandson, and he insists on trying to kill me. I've never had a child hood because of that bastard." Draco nodded.
"He's the reason we can't be together in public. As far as they're concerned, we are enemies, but we're not. And we can't be together until he's dead. You have no idea what it's like to know that he's in your house, as you sleep, and fucking with both your parents. And if you do anything that he doesn't approve of, grades, anything, you get beaten. Worst is, he'd kill me if it weren't for the fact that it would raise suspicion if I suddenly died."
" ... ... Whatever." Sora said after a paused and turned around. "Let's just get going now. The sooner I keep moving, the better my mind doesn't wander."
Harry and Draco walk to the end of the tunnel. Harry touches the knot and they quickly climb out.
Sora and the others follow. "So which way do we go now?" Sora asked.
"Just follow us." Harry and Draco started to walk.
Sora nodded and followed while Selphie, Kairi, Tidus, and Wakka followed quietly behind them, adoring the landscape.
Harry looked over his shoulder at them and said. "You see that tree that's moving around violently? The tunnel we came through comes out at the bottom of it. It was planted the year a werewolf came to Hogwarts. There's a knot at the base, that if you press it, will make the tree stop thrashing." Draco rolled his eyes.
"Before you ask, he is insane. Unfortunately, it's all true."
"But that's why you love me." Harry said, smiling brightly.
"Yeah, but you can certainly be a pain." Harry pouted and Draco laughed. He started kissing Harry passionately, until he heard Hagrid coming out of the forest. He pulled away and pushed every one into the bushes to hide until the half-giant had passed.
Sora looked over at Draco and raised an eyebrow at him. "Why'd you do that? And who is that person?"
Draco slammed his hand over Sora's mouth, and then whispered, "Shut the hell up. We can't be seen until we get to the headmaster. Even then we may have to hide. Unfortunately, we don't know how to do a disillusionment charm. That was Hagrid- Ew!" He then pulled his hand away from Sora's mouth and rubbed it on his pants. Sora just snickered and smiled at him. He whacked the back of Sora's head. "Moron."
"Hey! Ow ... " Sora said, rubbing the back of his head.
"Anyways, that was Hagrid. He's the groundskeeper. Yes, he is loyal to our fight against Voldemort, but he can't keep a secret. Not to mention he's obsessed with any dangerous creature in existence."
"You only say that because of Buckbeak." Harry said. (Engetsu: confused, the person who first reviewed, you had better hope I never find out who you are, 'cause if I do, let's just say that Ansem and Voldemort will look like Mother Theresa when I'm through with you. To simplify it for you: YOU. WILL. DIE. got it? Sorry, that's it for my rant.)
"Yes, but I am right. Fluffy, I say no more."
"Good point, please don't ever remind me of that three headed dog again."
"Fine, just don't mention that damned Hippogriff."
"Fine."
Sora stood. "Let's go now." He then started to walk towards a large castle. Soon they were in front of a large statue. "So, how do we open this thing?"
Harry turned to Draco. "Do you remember the password?"
"No. Just that it has to do with cats."
"Kit Kats! Yay!" Selphie said as the statue swirled and started to raise.
"Eh?" Sora asked as he felt some arms around his shoulders and stomach. "Riku?"
"I'm back." Riku whispered into Sora's ear and started to suck on it. Sora gave a small moan and leaned into Riku.
"Squee!" Selphie squealed and tried to take a picture of them. "Hey, it won't work. Not fair."
Draco snickered and Harry smiled as he stepped onto the moving staircase. Harry turned to her. "I forgot to tell you that electricity doesn't work here. Don't worry, we can ask Dumbledore for a wizarding camera for you."
"Yay!" Selphie squealed again.
Tidus and Wakka walked onto the staircase too. Then Riku followed, dragging a slightly dazed Sora.
Harry knocked on the door.
"Come in. I was expecting you, since you never arrived at your cabin in Antarctica." Harry sighed. Why did Dumbledore have to know everything? Sora laughed, while Riku smirked. "I didn't know there were six of you, I just knew that a few had shown up. You'll have to attend Hogwarts this year. Lemon drop anyone?" Harry and Draco immediately turned them down.
The other six took one, except for Riku who answered with a light glare and a "No thank you."
Dumbledore smiled. "You remind me of Severus. He always turns them down with a look of disgust." He then noticed Selphie, who was happily sucking away at her lemon drop. A light blush spread on his cheeks, though you couldn't see it. He smiled a little more.
Harry raised an eyebrow. Riku, like Snape? 'Yeah,' he thought, 'and I'm the slutty, gay princess of China.'
Riku smirked at Dumbledore's remark and gave a slight bow. "Why, thank you. I used to know a man named Severus. Very loyal."
Draco's head snapped to Riku. What was he talking about? "Headmaster, Harry and I have a theory about how they got here."
"By all means, Mr. Malfoy, do tell." Dumbledore invited.
Draco took a deep breath. "They say that they have a dark lord called Ansem. What if he and Voldemort were working together? Then there would already be a connection between our worlds." Dumbledore stroked his beard.
"No, I don't think so. Our spies would have informed us." Draco sighed. It was the only explaination.
"Question, sir. Spies? Who are they?" Riku asked.
"Spies for what?" Sora asked.
Dumbledore sighed. "I'm afraid I can not tell you that until we know whether you're loyal or not. You will all stay in the Gryffindor Tower until the beginning of term. Now, is there any thing else?"
Riku glared.
"Ummm ... My camera broke. Could I get a new one?" Selphie asked Dumbledore.
Dumbledore smiled. "Sure. Stay after the others leave and I can show you how to use it."
Then everyone left the room except for Selphie and Dumbledore. "Why did he keep her in there after we left for?" Sora asked after they got into the hall.
Draco rolled his eyes. "Who knows?"
(Meanwhile, in Dumbledore's office...)
"Ah, here it is." He picked up the camera and handed it to Selphie. "Press this button to take a picture. I'll have Severus teach you how to develop the pictures." He was blushing from being alone with her.
"Squee!! Thanks!" Selphie squealed. Albus blushed even more and kissed her on the cheek. She blushed and gave a little giggle.
(Back with the rest...)
Sora turned to talk with Riku and noticed something strange. Instead of the normal aquamarine, Riku's eyes were a golden color. "W-why are your eyes golden, Riku?" He asked.
"Contacts." Riku answered and pecked him on the lips and then gave a smirk.
Sora: Yay! And now you know. The new coupling is DumbledorexSelphie. Yes, we are crazy. But, just wait until later, more dark stuffs and craziness. There will also be a bit of mPreg on Engetsu's part and yeah. Another thing, the button at the bottom of the page is calling your name, wanting to be fed your precious reveiws. Thanksies!
P.S. Thank you to mz hellfire, SoraJhannoa, and confused for reviewing!
