A/N: Okay, guys, I'm! YAY!! Kelly, this one's for you ;P.
hobbitluver: get the paper bag!! No one hyperventilates on my watch! Glad you're enjoying it XP.
Pippinsgal011890: Lyrics courtesy of the subtitles on Carrots of the Pirrabean. Screaming Frodo? Am I missing something or what?...Cookie will come in....a dream! So pay attention! It'll be a big one...
Polly: Of course I wont forget a hangover, it will be a big part in its encasing chapter! And how could ANYONE forget a hangover, honestly?
Serpentsdaughter: I've had a few people comment about legendary frog, doesn't it rock? I lurv it XP. And in this story, I am god, so he is MINE!! Besides, a beloved reviewer gave him to me!
Shadow Faerie Twilight: LOL, I am a sick/dirty person, and so is my humor, lol!
BBC: PEOPLE, I AM NOT RESPODING TO A REVIEW TO THE BRITISH BROADCASTING COMPANY!! Here you go, kid. Yay, no more pokes! does a happy dance and I've never been drunk, but I plan to try it sometime...When its legal, of course. looks left to right for parents/cops
Breck: Kill me and kiss me at the same time, huh? Sounds like an abusive relationship! And don't worry bout me, I've gotten used to dealing with your insatiable hunger for fanfic wink, wink
Gaterback: Okay, I am officially insane. I am responding to a review I posted on my own story. Shakes head
nienna-yavetil: Don't sleep, huh? Well, I HAVE been listening to The Barenaked Ladies' insomnia song.... THEY ROCK!!
Rohanshieldbitch: Well no one knew about your zipper until just now because you TOLD them!!! This is fanFICTION, fiction means I can do whatever I want!!! Mwahahaha. Don't worry, you will be fellowship whore in another story (.
Chapter 18
Kelsey made her way out of the wine cellar to find her hot prince. She headed in the direction of the camp, but after about ten minutes still hadn't reached it. Damnit. She kept wandering (though not in a straight line, which was probably her problem) until she came upon a she-elf.
"Scooz me, can oo show me where the vzztorz are staying?"
"Kelsey? Oh my, god, what happened to you?"
Kelsey got a better look at the she-elf and started laughing maniacally. (A/N: there's that word again, I love it!)
"Kelly? What the hell you doin' 'ere? Last I heard you were off ta private school, you little sneak. How'djoo manage to IM me from Middle Earth?"
"I haven't been here all that long, Kelsey, just a month about. Are you drunk?"
"You better believe it, sista. And I'm gonna go find my man-who iznt really a man-cause I need some lovin'."
"Kelsey, what has happened to you? I thought I knew you..."
"Don't worry, i'm still the same inzane person you knew. I'm just a little drunk, thatz all. Now where're my friends?"
"Well, I don't know if I should tell you this, considering, but, well, I'll just take you to them."
"Smashing."
So Kelly lead Kelsey in the direction she had come from, towards the camp. When they reached it, the men recognized Kelsey's state immediately. They jumped to their feet to help, but she told them to sit down.
"Thankz so much, Kelllllly. See you in the mornin when I'm soba."
"Well, by then."
Kelsey plopped herself down next to Legolas (the men had all sat down again).
"I know what I said 'bout bein' friends and all, but I was lyin', I want more. Not a relashunship or nuthin, just yer baby."
She looked at Legolas for his reaction.
Many emotions crossed his face. Shock, embarrassment, shock, amusement, worry, embarrassment, shock, concern...
Kelsey stood up then and started to walk away.
Him being concerned about my sanity, honestly! Or her sober-ness! How dare he!
"Fine, I'll just find someone who wants a one-nigh' stand, then. Hmmm, where are the other elves, again?"
"Kelsey, I think you need some rest," said Aragorn concernedly.
"Well not with you, bubba. What would Arwen have ta say bout that? Whoooo," Kelsey said as she almost fell over. Aragorn grabbed her, and stood her on her feet.
"Come on, here's your bed over here." Aragorn practically had to carry her there. She curled up immediately and sighed contentedly when he tossed her on the mattress.
Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas looked at each other, then laughed. Aragorn spoke up, first.
"Should we play a joke on her?"
Jenneva stumbled out of the cellar before she thought about what Carolyn had said. 'Go find a nice hobbit'.
"Well, I dunno 'bout a hobbit, but I need some food. Merry an' Pippin, then. Now which drection is that?"
Jenneva wandered around, till she found the two hobbits, mournfully eating. Some people get drunk when they're sad, some eat.
"Hey guys, mind sharin' some chow?"
"Well, I don't know what chow is but you are welcome to join us," sighed Merry.
"Humff, you guyz'r awful cheerful," said Jenneva, grabbing some bread.
"Here's to you, low-carb diets! Atkins and South Beach, eat up!"
This went right over the hobbits' heads with a nice whooshing sound. Maybe cuz they're so short...
All three continued to eat, until Jenneva fell into her plate with a splat. Mashed potatoes flew, spattering the hobbits. They shook their heads, and started to scheme.
A/N: You see, when the girls make plans, it's called planning. When males make plans, its called scheming. Just thought you might want to know the difference wink wink.
Meanwhile, Carolyn was with Boromir. Both of them were still trying to get the damn coat off. They were too drunk to realize the coat didn't really need to be off. Finally, they collapsed on the floor, settling for a makeout session. After about half an hour (Both had very good stamina. No just kidding, it was more like five minutes, not thirty)-after about five minutes, Boromir finally got the coat to unzip. With a cry of triumph, he unzipped the coat, revealing her layered tank tops underneath. A/N: What the point of wearing anything under your coat if you cant see it and you NEVER take the coat off? He looked up at Carolyn to share his excitement, and heard her loud snore.
"KNAUGHHHHHHH." A/N: How do you type a snore? Seriously....
"Damnit..."
Sorry so short, but I just got back from cheese land and I'm TIRED!
hobbitluver: get the paper bag!! No one hyperventilates on my watch! Glad you're enjoying it XP.
Pippinsgal011890: Lyrics courtesy of the subtitles on Carrots of the Pirrabean. Screaming Frodo? Am I missing something or what?...Cookie will come in....a dream! So pay attention! It'll be a big one...
Polly: Of course I wont forget a hangover, it will be a big part in its encasing chapter! And how could ANYONE forget a hangover, honestly?
Serpentsdaughter: I've had a few people comment about legendary frog, doesn't it rock? I lurv it XP. And in this story, I am god, so he is MINE!! Besides, a beloved reviewer gave him to me!
Shadow Faerie Twilight: LOL, I am a sick/dirty person, and so is my humor, lol!
BBC: PEOPLE, I AM NOT RESPODING TO A REVIEW TO THE BRITISH BROADCASTING COMPANY!! Here you go, kid. Yay, no more pokes! does a happy dance and I've never been drunk, but I plan to try it sometime...When its legal, of course. looks left to right for parents/cops
Breck: Kill me and kiss me at the same time, huh? Sounds like an abusive relationship! And don't worry bout me, I've gotten used to dealing with your insatiable hunger for fanfic wink, wink
Gaterback: Okay, I am officially insane. I am responding to a review I posted on my own story. Shakes head
nienna-yavetil: Don't sleep, huh? Well, I HAVE been listening to The Barenaked Ladies' insomnia song.... THEY ROCK!!
Rohanshieldbitch: Well no one knew about your zipper until just now because you TOLD them!!! This is fanFICTION, fiction means I can do whatever I want!!! Mwahahaha. Don't worry, you will be fellowship whore in another story (.
Chapter 18
Kelsey made her way out of the wine cellar to find her hot prince. She headed in the direction of the camp, but after about ten minutes still hadn't reached it. Damnit. She kept wandering (though not in a straight line, which was probably her problem) until she came upon a she-elf.
"Scooz me, can oo show me where the vzztorz are staying?"
"Kelsey? Oh my, god, what happened to you?"
Kelsey got a better look at the she-elf and started laughing maniacally. (A/N: there's that word again, I love it!)
"Kelly? What the hell you doin' 'ere? Last I heard you were off ta private school, you little sneak. How'djoo manage to IM me from Middle Earth?"
"I haven't been here all that long, Kelsey, just a month about. Are you drunk?"
"You better believe it, sista. And I'm gonna go find my man-who iznt really a man-cause I need some lovin'."
"Kelsey, what has happened to you? I thought I knew you..."
"Don't worry, i'm still the same inzane person you knew. I'm just a little drunk, thatz all. Now where're my friends?"
"Well, I don't know if I should tell you this, considering, but, well, I'll just take you to them."
"Smashing."
So Kelly lead Kelsey in the direction she had come from, towards the camp. When they reached it, the men recognized Kelsey's state immediately. They jumped to their feet to help, but she told them to sit down.
"Thankz so much, Kelllllly. See you in the mornin when I'm soba."
"Well, by then."
Kelsey plopped herself down next to Legolas (the men had all sat down again).
"I know what I said 'bout bein' friends and all, but I was lyin', I want more. Not a relashunship or nuthin, just yer baby."
She looked at Legolas for his reaction.
Many emotions crossed his face. Shock, embarrassment, shock, amusement, worry, embarrassment, shock, concern...
Kelsey stood up then and started to walk away.
Him being concerned about my sanity, honestly! Or her sober-ness! How dare he!
"Fine, I'll just find someone who wants a one-nigh' stand, then. Hmmm, where are the other elves, again?"
"Kelsey, I think you need some rest," said Aragorn concernedly.
"Well not with you, bubba. What would Arwen have ta say bout that? Whoooo," Kelsey said as she almost fell over. Aragorn grabbed her, and stood her on her feet.
"Come on, here's your bed over here." Aragorn practically had to carry her there. She curled up immediately and sighed contentedly when he tossed her on the mattress.
Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas looked at each other, then laughed. Aragorn spoke up, first.
"Should we play a joke on her?"
Jenneva stumbled out of the cellar before she thought about what Carolyn had said. 'Go find a nice hobbit'.
"Well, I dunno 'bout a hobbit, but I need some food. Merry an' Pippin, then. Now which drection is that?"
Jenneva wandered around, till she found the two hobbits, mournfully eating. Some people get drunk when they're sad, some eat.
"Hey guys, mind sharin' some chow?"
"Well, I don't know what chow is but you are welcome to join us," sighed Merry.
"Humff, you guyz'r awful cheerful," said Jenneva, grabbing some bread.
"Here's to you, low-carb diets! Atkins and South Beach, eat up!"
This went right over the hobbits' heads with a nice whooshing sound. Maybe cuz they're so short...
All three continued to eat, until Jenneva fell into her plate with a splat. Mashed potatoes flew, spattering the hobbits. They shook their heads, and started to scheme.
A/N: You see, when the girls make plans, it's called planning. When males make plans, its called scheming. Just thought you might want to know the difference wink wink.
Meanwhile, Carolyn was with Boromir. Both of them were still trying to get the damn coat off. They were too drunk to realize the coat didn't really need to be off. Finally, they collapsed on the floor, settling for a makeout session. After about half an hour (Both had very good stamina. No just kidding, it was more like five minutes, not thirty)-after about five minutes, Boromir finally got the coat to unzip. With a cry of triumph, he unzipped the coat, revealing her layered tank tops underneath. A/N: What the point of wearing anything under your coat if you cant see it and you NEVER take the coat off? He looked up at Carolyn to share his excitement, and heard her loud snore.
"KNAUGHHHHHHH." A/N: How do you type a snore? Seriously....
"Damnit..."
Sorry so short, but I just got back from cheese land and I'm TIRED!