A/N: Sorry it's taken so long to update, I've been a hobo, living at my
friend's houses XP. Okay, less reviews cause the last chapter sucks, I get
it. BUT IF YOU DON'T REVIEW, I'M NOT GONNA CONTINUE WITH THE STORY!!!
ROAR!
Pippinsgal011890: Sorry it was short, and YES! I am trying to kill you! It is my goal in life! An I didn't mean any offense to the cheese state, I was born there :). I felt your brainwaves (they tickled).
Rohanshieldbitch: hmmm.....I am NEVER LETTING YOU GET SET ON FIRE! I get to seduce them, bitch!!
Polly: I make more sense when I'm drunk? That's sad....Fabio will be coming more into play soon, along with Carolyn and Jenneva's gimmicks: stalkers and fear of water XP.
blackbeltchick06: what I a glomp?
nienna-yavetil: I like cheese too XD
Breck: I haven't decided if Carolyn gets into Borry's pants yet, but if she does it will be soon before he gets put into his box. "Tomorrow" won't be awkward; it's going to be funny as hell! (Hopefully, I do try to be funny). The cheese state is Wisconsin. And you're Canadian?! I thank you for your country producing the BARENAKED LADIES!!!!
Animegoddess177: mwahahaha! All of the pandemonium and calamity we would cause!! What does ja ne mean?
SerpentsDaughter: Your wish is my command!
Chapter 19 (Woo baby!)
Carolyn woke up to her brain trying to pound its way out of her skull. She groaned, and opened her eyes. She was on the floor, and Boromir was holding her in his oh-so-sexy arms. Carolyn sighed contentedly, then stiffened.
Why am I on the floor? Why is he, like, hugging me? WHY IS MY COAT UNZIPPED!?!?!?! Shit.
Thinking the worst, Carolyn eased herself out of Boromir's hold and left the cellar. She tried to zip up her coat, but now that it was unzipped she couldn't get the damn thing to zip up again. (And thus Carolyn's coat is as it is now).
Now everyone will know I'm a whore!
She gave up, and looked up to curse the heavens. She screeched when the sun pierced her eyes. She lay, writhing on the ground, repeating "The sun! It burns us, precious!! It burns!"
After about five minutes, she got up, carefully keeping her gaze from the sky.
So this is a hangover. This sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks! This is worse than climbing a huge dune and running down it into a freezing cold lake, then walking on wet sand for like 5 hours to get back to camp! Why did Galadriel help us get drunk?
While pondering her situation, she came upon Jenneva, who was lying on a table with food all over her face. Carolyn considered shouting at her, and giving her a rude awakening, but her voice froze in her throat. There were two hobbits lying on either side of her friend, making a Jenneva sandwich. Which was actually kind of ironic since they were covered in food.... But that wasn't the point. The point was that Carolyn wasn't the only one who had done something stupid last night. Carolyn wanted to laugh, but that would wake up the three people who looked just adorable...And she didn't want to embarrass Jenneva. Her own situation was similar (though not as scandalous), so she decided not to say anything. Jenneva would have enough to joke about without being provoked.
Carolyn walked off to find Kelsey. Maybe if they both teamed up against Jenneva...Carolyn continued planning (planning, not plotting) her attack on Jenneva, when she came upon the camp of the fellowship. It was completely wrecked. Clothes were strewn everywhere. Kelsey was laying on a jumble of blankets, with arms and legs thrown haphazardly over her. Those arms and legs belonged to Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. Carolyn burst out laughing, startling Kelsey awake.
She groaned, and started to bitch at Carolyn when she became aware of her position (and the positions of her companions). Her eyes widened so far Carolyn thought Kelsey's eyes would pop out of her head. Then Kelsey let out a scream that made Carolyn clutch her poor hangover-ed ears. Kelsey tried to leap out of the tangle of male arms and legs, but she was stuck.
"Get off me you freaks! Oh my god, how drunk was I? What the hell happened?"
"Well, Kelsey," started Aragorn, "You came to us and asked us if we, well...and we told you that you were drunk, and you started crying, and, so, we, uh, gave in..."
"Gave in to what?"
"Well, your request that we, uh, all three of us, well that we should...uh..."
"Holy SHIT!!"
Kelsey finally managed to push herself out of the labyrinth of limbs, her cheeks blazing. She didn't know what to do, so she said the first thing that came to mind.
"So, uh, did you guys just put your pants on after....cause, I mean, you're wearing them now, and..."
"Well we didn't want someone to come upon us unawares and not be able to fight..." explained Gimli.
No one seemed to be able to finish their sentence.
"Well, um, did, um, anyone, well, um, did you guys wear condoms?"
A/N: Finally, a completed sentence!
"What are condoms?" asked Legolas innocently.
"Shit. Shit shit shit shit! I was drunk you fucking morons!"
Kelsey was about to continue her lecture, when a scream pierced her brain like a thousand needles.
"Damnit Fabio! I've got a fucking hangover, I'm probably gonna get pregnant, and I don't even know who's the father," Kelsey mumbled as she went to take care of her baby.
The men looked at Carolyn, who shook her head at them and went after Kelsey.
Meanwhile, on the buffet table...
Jenneva was awakened by Fabio's intense wail. She groaned, and tried to roll over, but something was in the way. She opened her eyes, and went completely still as the shape of Merry came into focus. She tried to roll away from him, but was stopped on her other side. Afraid to look, she peeked over her shoulder. It was Pippin.
Great, I'm in a hobbit sandwich. Wait, how did I get here? I recall being drunk, then eating with the hobbits, then...SHIT!!
Trying not to wake the hobbits, Jenneva eased herself up and backwards. She crawled backwards until her legs went off the table, dragging the rest of her body with them. She yelped in pain as she slammed into the ground. This awakened Merry and Pippin, who peered over the edge of the table at the moaning Jenneva rubbing her head.
"Good morning, sunshine," said Pippin cheerfully.
"How are you feeling," asked Merry.
"Just peachy. Um, what exactly happened last night? I don't really remember..."
"Well, you fell asleep in your food, and then you woke up, and, well, lets say you were awake enough to tell us what you wanted." This Pippin explained, with a cheeky grin at the last part.
"Shit. Umm, wait, us? As in plural?"
"Oh yes," said Merry, with a wicked grin.
Jenneva started blankly back.
"Umm, I have to go...do...something...bye..."
As soon as Jenneva was out of earshot the hobbits started to laugh maniacally.
A/N: Don't you just love that word?
Pippinsgal011890: Sorry it was short, and YES! I am trying to kill you! It is my goal in life! An I didn't mean any offense to the cheese state, I was born there :). I felt your brainwaves (they tickled).
Rohanshieldbitch: hmmm.....I am NEVER LETTING YOU GET SET ON FIRE! I get to seduce them, bitch!!
Polly: I make more sense when I'm drunk? That's sad....Fabio will be coming more into play soon, along with Carolyn and Jenneva's gimmicks: stalkers and fear of water XP.
blackbeltchick06: what I a glomp?
nienna-yavetil: I like cheese too XD
Breck: I haven't decided if Carolyn gets into Borry's pants yet, but if she does it will be soon before he gets put into his box. "Tomorrow" won't be awkward; it's going to be funny as hell! (Hopefully, I do try to be funny). The cheese state is Wisconsin. And you're Canadian?! I thank you for your country producing the BARENAKED LADIES!!!!
Animegoddess177: mwahahaha! All of the pandemonium and calamity we would cause!! What does ja ne mean?
SerpentsDaughter: Your wish is my command!
Chapter 19 (Woo baby!)
Carolyn woke up to her brain trying to pound its way out of her skull. She groaned, and opened her eyes. She was on the floor, and Boromir was holding her in his oh-so-sexy arms. Carolyn sighed contentedly, then stiffened.
Why am I on the floor? Why is he, like, hugging me? WHY IS MY COAT UNZIPPED!?!?!?! Shit.
Thinking the worst, Carolyn eased herself out of Boromir's hold and left the cellar. She tried to zip up her coat, but now that it was unzipped she couldn't get the damn thing to zip up again. (And thus Carolyn's coat is as it is now).
Now everyone will know I'm a whore!
She gave up, and looked up to curse the heavens. She screeched when the sun pierced her eyes. She lay, writhing on the ground, repeating "The sun! It burns us, precious!! It burns!"
After about five minutes, she got up, carefully keeping her gaze from the sky.
So this is a hangover. This sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks! This is worse than climbing a huge dune and running down it into a freezing cold lake, then walking on wet sand for like 5 hours to get back to camp! Why did Galadriel help us get drunk?
While pondering her situation, she came upon Jenneva, who was lying on a table with food all over her face. Carolyn considered shouting at her, and giving her a rude awakening, but her voice froze in her throat. There were two hobbits lying on either side of her friend, making a Jenneva sandwich. Which was actually kind of ironic since they were covered in food.... But that wasn't the point. The point was that Carolyn wasn't the only one who had done something stupid last night. Carolyn wanted to laugh, but that would wake up the three people who looked just adorable...And she didn't want to embarrass Jenneva. Her own situation was similar (though not as scandalous), so she decided not to say anything. Jenneva would have enough to joke about without being provoked.
Carolyn walked off to find Kelsey. Maybe if they both teamed up against Jenneva...Carolyn continued planning (planning, not plotting) her attack on Jenneva, when she came upon the camp of the fellowship. It was completely wrecked. Clothes were strewn everywhere. Kelsey was laying on a jumble of blankets, with arms and legs thrown haphazardly over her. Those arms and legs belonged to Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. Carolyn burst out laughing, startling Kelsey awake.
She groaned, and started to bitch at Carolyn when she became aware of her position (and the positions of her companions). Her eyes widened so far Carolyn thought Kelsey's eyes would pop out of her head. Then Kelsey let out a scream that made Carolyn clutch her poor hangover-ed ears. Kelsey tried to leap out of the tangle of male arms and legs, but she was stuck.
"Get off me you freaks! Oh my god, how drunk was I? What the hell happened?"
"Well, Kelsey," started Aragorn, "You came to us and asked us if we, well...and we told you that you were drunk, and you started crying, and, so, we, uh, gave in..."
"Gave in to what?"
"Well, your request that we, uh, all three of us, well that we should...uh..."
"Holy SHIT!!"
Kelsey finally managed to push herself out of the labyrinth of limbs, her cheeks blazing. She didn't know what to do, so she said the first thing that came to mind.
"So, uh, did you guys just put your pants on after....cause, I mean, you're wearing them now, and..."
"Well we didn't want someone to come upon us unawares and not be able to fight..." explained Gimli.
No one seemed to be able to finish their sentence.
"Well, um, did, um, anyone, well, um, did you guys wear condoms?"
A/N: Finally, a completed sentence!
"What are condoms?" asked Legolas innocently.
"Shit. Shit shit shit shit! I was drunk you fucking morons!"
Kelsey was about to continue her lecture, when a scream pierced her brain like a thousand needles.
"Damnit Fabio! I've got a fucking hangover, I'm probably gonna get pregnant, and I don't even know who's the father," Kelsey mumbled as she went to take care of her baby.
The men looked at Carolyn, who shook her head at them and went after Kelsey.
Meanwhile, on the buffet table...
Jenneva was awakened by Fabio's intense wail. She groaned, and tried to roll over, but something was in the way. She opened her eyes, and went completely still as the shape of Merry came into focus. She tried to roll away from him, but was stopped on her other side. Afraid to look, she peeked over her shoulder. It was Pippin.
Great, I'm in a hobbit sandwich. Wait, how did I get here? I recall being drunk, then eating with the hobbits, then...SHIT!!
Trying not to wake the hobbits, Jenneva eased herself up and backwards. She crawled backwards until her legs went off the table, dragging the rest of her body with them. She yelped in pain as she slammed into the ground. This awakened Merry and Pippin, who peered over the edge of the table at the moaning Jenneva rubbing her head.
"Good morning, sunshine," said Pippin cheerfully.
"How are you feeling," asked Merry.
"Just peachy. Um, what exactly happened last night? I don't really remember..."
"Well, you fell asleep in your food, and then you woke up, and, well, lets say you were awake enough to tell us what you wanted." This Pippin explained, with a cheeky grin at the last part.
"Shit. Umm, wait, us? As in plural?"
"Oh yes," said Merry, with a wicked grin.
Jenneva started blankly back.
"Umm, I have to go...do...something...bye..."
As soon as Jenneva was out of earshot the hobbits started to laugh maniacally.
A/N: Don't you just love that word?