Sue H: poor baby, I HATE it when the net doesn't work! and I had to make
condoms nonexistent, theres no rubber in ME. sigh, poor ME women.
Animegoddess177: Thanx for the translation winks mwhahaha, a dual fanfic between us would be SO INSANE!!!
blackbeltchick06: Thanx for the glomp ;) and ARE U INSULTING MY INSANE FRIENDS!?!?! more is here.
nienna-yavetil: I've never actually had a hangover either, I'm improvising. lol, stop molestering the hobbits!
RohanShieldBitch: Mwahahaha, the story of how the coat broke! And yes, and kinky is my middle name. Eww, nvm.
Breck: Not a skank. LOL! no, im just playin XP. KEEP Celine Dion! Or send her to Cuba...And of course you can have the Ladies back for holidays...but which holidays, Canadian or American...
Chapter 20 (wow, twenty chapters?!?)
All three girls met up in a clearing where Kelsey was feeding Fabio. She was mumbling to herself, and rocking back and forth like an insane maniac. Carolyn rolled her eyes and warily approached her friend.
"Kelsey? How ya doin?..."
"Geez, can no one finish their sentences?! I HATE when there are those little dots at the end of a sentence!"
"Okay, I'll finish my sentences from now on. Now what's wrong?"
Kelsey looked up at Carolyn.
"You saw me in the human version of that stuff from Harry Potter 1. You can guess what happened."
"Oh, well, that, um, well, I had a similar experience, so you don't need to feel that bad."
"You woke up tangled in the limbs of three guys? Oh my god, Gimli and Legolas aren't even our species! Gross! Interspecies-sex is SO wrong! It's like I fucked my dog or something. OH MY GOD, I HAVE A DIRTY MIND!!" A/N: Isn't it true?
"Kelsey, don't yell!" Carolyn yelled to get her attention. Both girls groaned, and started to whisper when Jenneva came stumbling up to them. She had a blank look on her face.
"Jenneva, are you okay?" asked Kelsey concernedly. When she didn't answer, Carolyn shook her gently by the shoulders to get her attention.
"What? What's going on? Why did I wake up on a table in a hobbit sandwich? Why are our hangovers not as bad as they should be?"
Ignoring the questions she couldn't answer, Carolyn went for the one that she could.
"Galadriel said the wine was from her private stock, it must be special wine. We do have to leave today, after all."
"Oh," said Jenneva in a small voice. She seemed to be retreating into herself.
"Jenneva, what do you mean you woke up as a hobbit sandwich?" asked Kelsey.
"Well, when I woke up, I was squished between Merry and Pippin, and we were all covered in food."
"Kinky," murmured Carolyn. Both of her friends stared at her in shock.
"Well, hoe were your adventures with Boromir?" asked Kelsey sweetly.
"Well, I don't know, I was drunk, but I woke up this morning, and he was hugging me, and..." Carolyn paused. "My coat was unzipped," she confessed in a rush.
"Woo baby!" said Jenneva.
"He was hugging you? How CUTE!" exclaimed Kelsey.
"Oh my god, you guys, we could be pregnant," said a mortified Carolyn.
"Well, I'm probably not because two of the guys weren't even my species, and their sperm probably killed off Aragorn's sperm...OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE SPERM SWIMMING AROUND IN ME!! AHHHHHH!! GET IT OUT!! IT CAN I LIVE FOR A WEEK!!! GET IT OUT!! EWW, ITS IN MY ABDOMEN!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!"
Jenneva and Carolyn had hunkered down with their hands clamped over their ears, but they still heard Kelsey's ranting, and unfortunately could make out the words.
They looked at each other and started to scream.
Then they started doing what I will call the sperm dance. They still had their hands over their ears, but they were flailing their elbows in place of their entire arms. They stamped the ground, and it looked like they were stomping on bugs. Kelsey joined them. They spun about in wide circles, yelling 'Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it ouuuuuuuut!!!!!!'
This brought the attention of several elves. They stood staring at the spectacle, and then sent someone to fetch the girls' escorts. Maybe this was a regular thing, and their companions knew how to deal with it.
All eight other members of the fellowship ended up at the scene, even Frodo and Sam. A/N: I wonder what THEY were doing last night... They all stood in a ring around the girls. After about ten minutes of trying to talk to the ranting lunatics, Boromir locked his arms around Carolyn.
She screamed her head off.
Nevertheless A/N: wow, 3 words put together make one word...how about elephantpeanutfuck? Is that a word? Nevertheless, Boromir held onto Carolyn. When she realized he wasn't going to let her go, she directed her yelling at him. Remember, he had been drinking last night, too. He dropped her and she ran into the protective embrace of her friends. All three girls glared at the males, who shifted their feet uncomfortably.
"You horny bastards, if yo ever touch us again we're gonna rip your balls off and shove 'em up your ass!" yelled Carolyn. Damn, she was pissed.
Her threat caused a look of confusion from Boromir and Sam and Frodo, and a look of guilt from the rest of the fellowship. At that point, Galadriel walked up and spoke. With her mouth.
"I think it is time to reveal your jest."
A/N: Okay people. I've noticed that reviews have been going down. That is not good. We need to remedy this situation. And it is up to you. What you need to do is push the little periwinkle-colored button that says 'submit review'. Then, you type something in the box! And you submit it, and we're good to go. Got it? Otherwise, I am WITHOLDING CHAPTERS!!!! continues job "Timmy Johnson, please report to the principal's office. Timmy Johnson..."
Animegoddess177: Thanx for the translation winks mwhahaha, a dual fanfic between us would be SO INSANE!!!
blackbeltchick06: Thanx for the glomp ;) and ARE U INSULTING MY INSANE FRIENDS!?!?! more is here.
nienna-yavetil: I've never actually had a hangover either, I'm improvising. lol, stop molestering the hobbits!
RohanShieldBitch: Mwahahaha, the story of how the coat broke! And yes, and kinky is my middle name. Eww, nvm.
Breck: Not a skank. LOL! no, im just playin XP. KEEP Celine Dion! Or send her to Cuba...And of course you can have the Ladies back for holidays...but which holidays, Canadian or American...
Chapter 20 (wow, twenty chapters?!?)
All three girls met up in a clearing where Kelsey was feeding Fabio. She was mumbling to herself, and rocking back and forth like an insane maniac. Carolyn rolled her eyes and warily approached her friend.
"Kelsey? How ya doin?..."
"Geez, can no one finish their sentences?! I HATE when there are those little dots at the end of a sentence!"
"Okay, I'll finish my sentences from now on. Now what's wrong?"
Kelsey looked up at Carolyn.
"You saw me in the human version of that stuff from Harry Potter 1. You can guess what happened."
"Oh, well, that, um, well, I had a similar experience, so you don't need to feel that bad."
"You woke up tangled in the limbs of three guys? Oh my god, Gimli and Legolas aren't even our species! Gross! Interspecies-sex is SO wrong! It's like I fucked my dog or something. OH MY GOD, I HAVE A DIRTY MIND!!" A/N: Isn't it true?
"Kelsey, don't yell!" Carolyn yelled to get her attention. Both girls groaned, and started to whisper when Jenneva came stumbling up to them. She had a blank look on her face.
"Jenneva, are you okay?" asked Kelsey concernedly. When she didn't answer, Carolyn shook her gently by the shoulders to get her attention.
"What? What's going on? Why did I wake up on a table in a hobbit sandwich? Why are our hangovers not as bad as they should be?"
Ignoring the questions she couldn't answer, Carolyn went for the one that she could.
"Galadriel said the wine was from her private stock, it must be special wine. We do have to leave today, after all."
"Oh," said Jenneva in a small voice. She seemed to be retreating into herself.
"Jenneva, what do you mean you woke up as a hobbit sandwich?" asked Kelsey.
"Well, when I woke up, I was squished between Merry and Pippin, and we were all covered in food."
"Kinky," murmured Carolyn. Both of her friends stared at her in shock.
"Well, hoe were your adventures with Boromir?" asked Kelsey sweetly.
"Well, I don't know, I was drunk, but I woke up this morning, and he was hugging me, and..." Carolyn paused. "My coat was unzipped," she confessed in a rush.
"Woo baby!" said Jenneva.
"He was hugging you? How CUTE!" exclaimed Kelsey.
"Oh my god, you guys, we could be pregnant," said a mortified Carolyn.
"Well, I'm probably not because two of the guys weren't even my species, and their sperm probably killed off Aragorn's sperm...OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE SPERM SWIMMING AROUND IN ME!! AHHHHHH!! GET IT OUT!! IT CAN I LIVE FOR A WEEK!!! GET IT OUT!! EWW, ITS IN MY ABDOMEN!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!"
Jenneva and Carolyn had hunkered down with their hands clamped over their ears, but they still heard Kelsey's ranting, and unfortunately could make out the words.
They looked at each other and started to scream.
Then they started doing what I will call the sperm dance. They still had their hands over their ears, but they were flailing their elbows in place of their entire arms. They stamped the ground, and it looked like they were stomping on bugs. Kelsey joined them. They spun about in wide circles, yelling 'Get it out!! Get it out!! Get it ouuuuuuuut!!!!!!'
This brought the attention of several elves. They stood staring at the spectacle, and then sent someone to fetch the girls' escorts. Maybe this was a regular thing, and their companions knew how to deal with it.
All eight other members of the fellowship ended up at the scene, even Frodo and Sam. A/N: I wonder what THEY were doing last night... They all stood in a ring around the girls. After about ten minutes of trying to talk to the ranting lunatics, Boromir locked his arms around Carolyn.
She screamed her head off.
Nevertheless A/N: wow, 3 words put together make one word...how about elephantpeanutfuck? Is that a word? Nevertheless, Boromir held onto Carolyn. When she realized he wasn't going to let her go, she directed her yelling at him. Remember, he had been drinking last night, too. He dropped her and she ran into the protective embrace of her friends. All three girls glared at the males, who shifted their feet uncomfortably.
"You horny bastards, if yo ever touch us again we're gonna rip your balls off and shove 'em up your ass!" yelled Carolyn. Damn, she was pissed.
Her threat caused a look of confusion from Boromir and Sam and Frodo, and a look of guilt from the rest of the fellowship. At that point, Galadriel walked up and spoke. With her mouth.
"I think it is time to reveal your jest."
A/N: Okay people. I've noticed that reviews have been going down. That is not good. We need to remedy this situation. And it is up to you. What you need to do is push the little periwinkle-colored button that says 'submit review'. Then, you type something in the box! And you submit it, and we're good to go. Got it? Otherwise, I am WITHOLDING CHAPTERS!!!! continues job "Timmy Johnson, please report to the principal's office. Timmy Johnson..."