nienna-yavetil: NO! Not the hobbits! Leave the little ones alone!!
insanity-is-my-friend: hilarious...Thanx!!
Pippinsgal011890: lol, a thirdling, lol, YOU'RE A GENIUS!! Don't worry bout your bum, we'll get some duct tape and it'll be good as new!! Glad you got ur cookie
Animegoddess177: Fine, you get will, which means I GET CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! does the sperm dance for joy An I would never do crack...except for that one time, at band camp...
polly: I believe you hav a dirtier mind than me, but get yours out of the gutter! Al is explained in this chappie...
RohanShieldBitch: SHUT UP!!! In the depp end will always be my fav, because she was my first reader that reviewed EVER!!!
blackbeltchick06: it wouldn't be interesting, it would be BAD!! I've already got a baby, Jenneva's baby ate itself to death and Carolyn...well Carolyn is Carolyn. (We all three had them at one point)
goth elf: bows tank oo vewy much
Chapter 21 (good age)
Everyone looked at Galadriel in stunned silence. The jokers wondered how she knew about their joke, and the girls were curious as to what she was talking about. The bystanders looked curiously like a Jerry Springer crowd.
Merry and Pippin spoke up first.
"Well, Jenneva, when you fell asleep last night, we thought it would be fun to play a little harmless joke on you," said Pippin with a nervous grin. When Jenneva didn't respond, Merry clarified.
"Nothing happened last night. You fell asleep, and we moved you on top of the table. Then we went to sleep next to you to make you think...something had happened."
"YOU FREAKS!!! What the hell would posses you to joke about that? It's not funny! ARGGG!!"
The two hobbits blushed and looked down at their feet abashedly. Kelsey wanted to go give them a hug they were SO adorable. She was about to do just that, when Aragorn got her attention.
"Kelsey, uh, well, we did pretty much the same thing...Nothing actually happened."
"What?"
"Nothing happened, lass," said Gimli. "You fell asleep. You made some rather odd requests before you passed out, so we thought it would be funny to play a joke."
"We thought you would wake up, remember what you had said, and worry a little bit. We didn't mean for it to go on, but we didn't expect Carolyn to come and distract you from the reaction we wanted. And then you left..."
"Finish your goddamned sentence, Legolas!" spat Kelsey.
"So we didn't have a chance to tell you until now. We're sorry."
"You mother fucking pieces of shit!! What the hell possessed you to make me think I'd gotten drunk and slept with 3 guys, 2 of which aren't even human!! You think that's funny!?! Legolas, I'm writing a letter to your daddy! And Aragorn, Arwen is going to hear all about this!! Gimli...I...you...I'll get you back somehow, you watch your back!! Pieces of SHIT!!"
Kelsey crossed her arms and pouted, trying to look angry at the same time. The effect was quite comical, but no one laughed. No one was willing to risk the wrath of her temper.
Galadriel looked at Carolyn and Boromir, then.
"Carolyn, your coat was unzipped after you fell asleep. When Boromir realized you were sleeping, he slept as well. Nothing happened."
Carolyn and Boromir blushed. Now Galadriel addressed all three girls.
"I hoped you have learned your lesson pertaining to the consumption of alcohol."
"Yeah, never get drunk when hobbits are around," mumbled Jenneva.
"Condoms don't exist in Middle Earth," said Kelsey clearly.
"My coat should NEVER be unzipped," muttered Carolyn.
Galadriel smiled then, and preparations for the departure of the fellowship began. The girls held their chins high and refused to speak to their 'protectors'.
Some protectors they were. Stupid fucks. They had caused the girls to do the sperm dance, something they didn't like to do when it was unnecessary.
The threesome went off to a pond where they could bathe. All three smelled of wine, and Jenneva was covered I food. Carolyn was covered in dirt from sleeping on the ground, and Kelsey was covered from dirt and sweat from Aragorn and Gimli. Kelsey was toting Fabio along, now determined to care for him all by herself. Legolas could go...care for someone else's baby for all she cared.
A/N: Kelsey's wits are not at her best in the morning XP
At the pond, they met up with Kelsey's friend Kelly. Unfortunately, Kelly had heard all about the scandal between the girls and their protectors. She laid down the towels she had brung, made a lame excuse to leave, and did so.
A/N: Has Kelly ever had a lame excuse? I doubt it!
Kelsey sighed and shook her head. The three girls washed themselves in the freezing water (which helped clear their heads), but when they went to put their clothes back on, they were gone. Carolyn had a towel wrapped around her when she found the absence of clothing.
"Uh, guys, our clothes are gone."
Kelsey knew just what to do.
"Gimli, help! We're being attacked by a..a....a warg! Help!!"
Kelsey grinned as Gimli came puffing down the side of the ravine. You see, the pond was right at the bottom of the ravine, therefore private. But as Gimli came barreling down the incline, he lost his balance and started to roll down instead. Kelsey laughed, but her laughter stopped when he flew off what was kind of a ramp leading to the pool. He went up, graceful as a Canadian goose, then splashed right down in the middle of the pool. Kelsey's laughter had stopped because Gimli was going to kill her. She took one look at the sodden dwarf and sprinted up the hill.
When Kelsey reached the top, she encountered a maid holding new clothes.
"Kelly! Gimme some clothes, quick!"
Kelly figured that her friend was into the same sort of trouble she had been in last night (she was almost naked, for heaven's sake!) and started to lecture Kelsey as she helped her get dressed. The clothes all seemed to go on funny, so that you needed someone to help you get them on. Or off. A/N: wink wink!
Just as she was finished dressing, Gimli came over the top of the ravine, puffing and dripping. Kelsey squeaked and bolted, yelling thanks over her shoulder to Kelly.
Back in the ravine, Carolyn and Jenneva shook their heads, and waited for Kelly to get to them with clothes.
After about half an hour, Carolyn was finally dressed. She had insisted on doing it herself, which had caused great delay, because she didn't know how any of the clothes worked. Jenneva passed the time by caring for Fabio, who had started to cry again. Once all was in order, they set up the hill to find Kelsey, if she was still alive.
A/N: Okay, I'm going on a little trip and I wont be back until Tuesday, so I promise a big chapter on Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, but ONLY IF I GET AT LEAST TEN REVIEWS!!! THE MORE THE MERRIER!! Poor merry, can you imagine thousands of Merrys?
insanity-is-my-friend: hilarious...Thanx!!
Pippinsgal011890: lol, a thirdling, lol, YOU'RE A GENIUS!! Don't worry bout your bum, we'll get some duct tape and it'll be good as new!! Glad you got ur cookie
Animegoddess177: Fine, you get will, which means I GET CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! does the sperm dance for joy An I would never do crack...except for that one time, at band camp...
polly: I believe you hav a dirtier mind than me, but get yours out of the gutter! Al is explained in this chappie...
RohanShieldBitch: SHUT UP!!! In the depp end will always be my fav, because she was my first reader that reviewed EVER!!!
blackbeltchick06: it wouldn't be interesting, it would be BAD!! I've already got a baby, Jenneva's baby ate itself to death and Carolyn...well Carolyn is Carolyn. (We all three had them at one point)
goth elf: bows tank oo vewy much
Chapter 21 (good age)
Everyone looked at Galadriel in stunned silence. The jokers wondered how she knew about their joke, and the girls were curious as to what she was talking about. The bystanders looked curiously like a Jerry Springer crowd.
Merry and Pippin spoke up first.
"Well, Jenneva, when you fell asleep last night, we thought it would be fun to play a little harmless joke on you," said Pippin with a nervous grin. When Jenneva didn't respond, Merry clarified.
"Nothing happened last night. You fell asleep, and we moved you on top of the table. Then we went to sleep next to you to make you think...something had happened."
"YOU FREAKS!!! What the hell would posses you to joke about that? It's not funny! ARGGG!!"
The two hobbits blushed and looked down at their feet abashedly. Kelsey wanted to go give them a hug they were SO adorable. She was about to do just that, when Aragorn got her attention.
"Kelsey, uh, well, we did pretty much the same thing...Nothing actually happened."
"What?"
"Nothing happened, lass," said Gimli. "You fell asleep. You made some rather odd requests before you passed out, so we thought it would be funny to play a joke."
"We thought you would wake up, remember what you had said, and worry a little bit. We didn't mean for it to go on, but we didn't expect Carolyn to come and distract you from the reaction we wanted. And then you left..."
"Finish your goddamned sentence, Legolas!" spat Kelsey.
"So we didn't have a chance to tell you until now. We're sorry."
"You mother fucking pieces of shit!! What the hell possessed you to make me think I'd gotten drunk and slept with 3 guys, 2 of which aren't even human!! You think that's funny!?! Legolas, I'm writing a letter to your daddy! And Aragorn, Arwen is going to hear all about this!! Gimli...I...you...I'll get you back somehow, you watch your back!! Pieces of SHIT!!"
Kelsey crossed her arms and pouted, trying to look angry at the same time. The effect was quite comical, but no one laughed. No one was willing to risk the wrath of her temper.
Galadriel looked at Carolyn and Boromir, then.
"Carolyn, your coat was unzipped after you fell asleep. When Boromir realized you were sleeping, he slept as well. Nothing happened."
Carolyn and Boromir blushed. Now Galadriel addressed all three girls.
"I hoped you have learned your lesson pertaining to the consumption of alcohol."
"Yeah, never get drunk when hobbits are around," mumbled Jenneva.
"Condoms don't exist in Middle Earth," said Kelsey clearly.
"My coat should NEVER be unzipped," muttered Carolyn.
Galadriel smiled then, and preparations for the departure of the fellowship began. The girls held their chins high and refused to speak to their 'protectors'.
Some protectors they were. Stupid fucks. They had caused the girls to do the sperm dance, something they didn't like to do when it was unnecessary.
The threesome went off to a pond where they could bathe. All three smelled of wine, and Jenneva was covered I food. Carolyn was covered in dirt from sleeping on the ground, and Kelsey was covered from dirt and sweat from Aragorn and Gimli. Kelsey was toting Fabio along, now determined to care for him all by herself. Legolas could go...care for someone else's baby for all she cared.
A/N: Kelsey's wits are not at her best in the morning XP
At the pond, they met up with Kelsey's friend Kelly. Unfortunately, Kelly had heard all about the scandal between the girls and their protectors. She laid down the towels she had brung, made a lame excuse to leave, and did so.
A/N: Has Kelly ever had a lame excuse? I doubt it!
Kelsey sighed and shook her head. The three girls washed themselves in the freezing water (which helped clear their heads), but when they went to put their clothes back on, they were gone. Carolyn had a towel wrapped around her when she found the absence of clothing.
"Uh, guys, our clothes are gone."
Kelsey knew just what to do.
"Gimli, help! We're being attacked by a..a....a warg! Help!!"
Kelsey grinned as Gimli came puffing down the side of the ravine. You see, the pond was right at the bottom of the ravine, therefore private. But as Gimli came barreling down the incline, he lost his balance and started to roll down instead. Kelsey laughed, but her laughter stopped when he flew off what was kind of a ramp leading to the pool. He went up, graceful as a Canadian goose, then splashed right down in the middle of the pool. Kelsey's laughter had stopped because Gimli was going to kill her. She took one look at the sodden dwarf and sprinted up the hill.
When Kelsey reached the top, she encountered a maid holding new clothes.
"Kelly! Gimme some clothes, quick!"
Kelly figured that her friend was into the same sort of trouble she had been in last night (she was almost naked, for heaven's sake!) and started to lecture Kelsey as she helped her get dressed. The clothes all seemed to go on funny, so that you needed someone to help you get them on. Or off. A/N: wink wink!
Just as she was finished dressing, Gimli came over the top of the ravine, puffing and dripping. Kelsey squeaked and bolted, yelling thanks over her shoulder to Kelly.
Back in the ravine, Carolyn and Jenneva shook their heads, and waited for Kelly to get to them with clothes.
After about half an hour, Carolyn was finally dressed. She had insisted on doing it herself, which had caused great delay, because she didn't know how any of the clothes worked. Jenneva passed the time by caring for Fabio, who had started to cry again. Once all was in order, they set up the hill to find Kelsey, if she was still alive.
A/N: Okay, I'm going on a little trip and I wont be back until Tuesday, so I promise a big chapter on Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, but ONLY IF I GET AT LEAST TEN REVIEWS!!! THE MORE THE MERRIER!! Poor merry, can you imagine thousands of Merrys?