hobbitlurver: tank oo! here's the next chappie! lol, teasing is fun...
Pippinsgal011890: lol, thanx. I'll try and put more of the entire fellowship in, including pippin XP.
Animegoddess177: eyes hands behind back nervously...okay....I'll keep writing...
SerpentsDaughter: lol, more story just for you! sorry for not updating, tons of work. no its not the end.
nienna-yavetil: uh, thanks, but what cool stuff r u talking about? if I know what it is, I can do more XD. it's okay, its not over back soothingly...
Sue H: I wrote this story alone, thank you very much tilts chin proudly but thanx XP. and its not over, don't worry!
Shadow Faerie of Twilight: thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!! basks in praise mwahaha, bouncing hobbits! mwahaha!
YouNeverKnow: I've never heard of flashgrounds, I saw it on , and so have some other people. thanks!
Breck: I hate making people cry, but I'm about to because GUESS WHAT!?! my BNL e2e cd got damaged beyond repair!! and my brother (he who is responsible for the horrific act) had mysteriously dissappearded. Mwahaha, Freudian slip indeedie.
polly: lol, bring an elf to school? people would be molestering him all the time. AND WE CANT HAVE THAT, NO WE CANT, PRECIOUS! pets scared- looking legolas
blackbeltchick06: MY MINI!!! MINE!! and no I haven't signed up for seg 2, I'm working too much, no time. hey, did I tell u I have a livejournal? same name as here. dude, we need to start fotRowling soon! and yes, you are the maid grins
RohanShieldBitch: okay.as long as YOU UPDATE!!!
cleo: okay, and thanx for the review!! I LURV them!
Chapter 24
Now that the three girls knew they would stay in Middle Earth, the plots of matchmaking began to run rampant again. Each girl had planned who the other two would end up with. Perfect matches, of course. Except Kelsey, who wanted to match people together for amusement. Like Jenneva and Gimli. Mwahaha.
So after deciding which of their supplies to bring on the journey (if they were captured their stuff would just be taken away, and it was precious to them), the girls launched their plans into action. Each kept to herself the rest of the day, busy planning. The only time they spoke was to arrange Boromir's box.
"Hey guys, we should really arrange Boromir's box," said Kelsey.
"Okay, how about we get a big box and put him in it and put it in a tree."
Kelsey and Jenneva looked at Carolyn. "A tree?"
"It's up high so no orcs can get at him," explained Carolyn.
So the girls paid a visit to Galadriel to plead their case. They needed a box. A big one, with breathing holes. Galadriel gave them a funny look, but presented them with an amazing collapsible (for easy transportation) box with breathing holes. So, that taken care of, the girls secluded themselves once again. Kelsey only came out of hiding once, being chased by Gimli. Carolyn and Jenneva peered out of their hiding spots to watch. Gimli had Kelsey cornered, and she was frantically scrambling for something to divert his attention.
"Gimli!! I've got...uh...I've got...toothpaste! I've got toothpaste! If you let me go I'll give you a whole tube of toothpaste!"
Carolyn and Jenneva tried not to laugh as Gimli considered her offer.
"Well, what does it do?"
"It will...uh...make your beard grow faster and stronger! And your hair will be even shinier than Legolas's!"
"Hmmm...outshine the elf, you say...Well, alright. Give it over."
Jenneva and Carolyn were doubled over laughing, trying to be quiet.
Kelsey handed Gimli a tube of toothpaste, and gave him directions on its use.
Later that night...
Gimli arrived at Galadriel's farewell dinner greeted by raucous laughter. Kelsey, Carolyn and Jenneva laughed hardest of all, because they knew what the white goop in his beard and hair really was. Kelsey had told Gimli he must smear the toothpaste on his hair and leave it there while he ate a full meal. She had assured him, though, that it would disappear after a few minutes.
Realizing Kelsey had tricked him, he roared and lunged in her direction. She squeaked and ran off into the woods, Gimli following close behind. After dinner, the pair still hadn't come back. Carolyn and Jenneva started to worry about Kelsey. About half an hour after the worrying started, Gimli returned, very pissed off.
"The lass lost me in the woods, I cannot find her anywhere." Gimli also looked a little abashed at having lost a sixteen year old in the woods. Carolyn and Jenneva looked at each other, and panicked. Their insane friend was gone, and she was afraid of the dark. They ran into the woods, calling Kelsey's name mixed with swearing. It was almost midnight, and here they were looking around in the woods...
Carolyn and Jenneva headed back to dinner to find more people to help search. They ran into Aragorn, first.
"Aragorn, help! Kelsey's lost in the woods and she's afraid of the dark! We'll never see her again! HELP US FIND HER!"
Carolyn and Jenneva had had a little bit too much wine that night, perhaps...
So Aragorn took charge of the situation, and organized a search party.
"People, Kelsey is missing. We must find her."
Jenneva added in some helpful hints.
"Okay everyone, find your search buddy. Do you have your search buddy? Never leave your search buddy, or you will...flashback to ice age burn and die..."
Everyone looked at Jenneva confused, but she just ignored them.
"It's a race. Ready? GO!"
Seven teams of two raced into the woods to find the wayward teenager. It was Jenneva and Legolas who found her. Legolas's sharp elven eyes detected a faint glowing, and the two went to investigate. They found Kelsey blowing up balloons. Glow in the dark balloons. She was surrounded by about twenty of them, already.
"Kelsey, we've been looking for you for like ten minutes! Where have you been!?" asked a concerned Jenneva. Legolas was busy playing with a preety balloon. That is until Jenneva realized what it really was.
'HOLY SHIT!" was all she could say before laughing hysterically.
Legolas looked confused, so Kelsey explained.
"Legolas, this is called a condom..."
Pippinsgal011890: lol, thanx. I'll try and put more of the entire fellowship in, including pippin XP.
Animegoddess177: eyes hands behind back nervously...okay....I'll keep writing...
SerpentsDaughter: lol, more story just for you! sorry for not updating, tons of work. no its not the end.
nienna-yavetil: uh, thanks, but what cool stuff r u talking about? if I know what it is, I can do more XD. it's okay, its not over back soothingly...
Sue H: I wrote this story alone, thank you very much tilts chin proudly but thanx XP. and its not over, don't worry!
Shadow Faerie of Twilight: thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!! basks in praise mwahaha, bouncing hobbits! mwahaha!
YouNeverKnow: I've never heard of flashgrounds, I saw it on , and so have some other people. thanks!
Breck: I hate making people cry, but I'm about to because GUESS WHAT!?! my BNL e2e cd got damaged beyond repair!! and my brother (he who is responsible for the horrific act) had mysteriously dissappearded. Mwahaha, Freudian slip indeedie.
polly: lol, bring an elf to school? people would be molestering him all the time. AND WE CANT HAVE THAT, NO WE CANT, PRECIOUS! pets scared- looking legolas
blackbeltchick06: MY MINI!!! MINE!! and no I haven't signed up for seg 2, I'm working too much, no time. hey, did I tell u I have a livejournal? same name as here. dude, we need to start fotRowling soon! and yes, you are the maid grins
RohanShieldBitch: okay.as long as YOU UPDATE!!!
cleo: okay, and thanx for the review!! I LURV them!
Chapter 24
Now that the three girls knew they would stay in Middle Earth, the plots of matchmaking began to run rampant again. Each girl had planned who the other two would end up with. Perfect matches, of course. Except Kelsey, who wanted to match people together for amusement. Like Jenneva and Gimli. Mwahaha.
So after deciding which of their supplies to bring on the journey (if they were captured their stuff would just be taken away, and it was precious to them), the girls launched their plans into action. Each kept to herself the rest of the day, busy planning. The only time they spoke was to arrange Boromir's box.
"Hey guys, we should really arrange Boromir's box," said Kelsey.
"Okay, how about we get a big box and put him in it and put it in a tree."
Kelsey and Jenneva looked at Carolyn. "A tree?"
"It's up high so no orcs can get at him," explained Carolyn.
So the girls paid a visit to Galadriel to plead their case. They needed a box. A big one, with breathing holes. Galadriel gave them a funny look, but presented them with an amazing collapsible (for easy transportation) box with breathing holes. So, that taken care of, the girls secluded themselves once again. Kelsey only came out of hiding once, being chased by Gimli. Carolyn and Jenneva peered out of their hiding spots to watch. Gimli had Kelsey cornered, and she was frantically scrambling for something to divert his attention.
"Gimli!! I've got...uh...I've got...toothpaste! I've got toothpaste! If you let me go I'll give you a whole tube of toothpaste!"
Carolyn and Jenneva tried not to laugh as Gimli considered her offer.
"Well, what does it do?"
"It will...uh...make your beard grow faster and stronger! And your hair will be even shinier than Legolas's!"
"Hmmm...outshine the elf, you say...Well, alright. Give it over."
Jenneva and Carolyn were doubled over laughing, trying to be quiet.
Kelsey handed Gimli a tube of toothpaste, and gave him directions on its use.
Later that night...
Gimli arrived at Galadriel's farewell dinner greeted by raucous laughter. Kelsey, Carolyn and Jenneva laughed hardest of all, because they knew what the white goop in his beard and hair really was. Kelsey had told Gimli he must smear the toothpaste on his hair and leave it there while he ate a full meal. She had assured him, though, that it would disappear after a few minutes.
Realizing Kelsey had tricked him, he roared and lunged in her direction. She squeaked and ran off into the woods, Gimli following close behind. After dinner, the pair still hadn't come back. Carolyn and Jenneva started to worry about Kelsey. About half an hour after the worrying started, Gimli returned, very pissed off.
"The lass lost me in the woods, I cannot find her anywhere." Gimli also looked a little abashed at having lost a sixteen year old in the woods. Carolyn and Jenneva looked at each other, and panicked. Their insane friend was gone, and she was afraid of the dark. They ran into the woods, calling Kelsey's name mixed with swearing. It was almost midnight, and here they were looking around in the woods...
Carolyn and Jenneva headed back to dinner to find more people to help search. They ran into Aragorn, first.
"Aragorn, help! Kelsey's lost in the woods and she's afraid of the dark! We'll never see her again! HELP US FIND HER!"
Carolyn and Jenneva had had a little bit too much wine that night, perhaps...
So Aragorn took charge of the situation, and organized a search party.
"People, Kelsey is missing. We must find her."
Jenneva added in some helpful hints.
"Okay everyone, find your search buddy. Do you have your search buddy? Never leave your search buddy, or you will...flashback to ice age burn and die..."
Everyone looked at Jenneva confused, but she just ignored them.
"It's a race. Ready? GO!"
Seven teams of two raced into the woods to find the wayward teenager. It was Jenneva and Legolas who found her. Legolas's sharp elven eyes detected a faint glowing, and the two went to investigate. They found Kelsey blowing up balloons. Glow in the dark balloons. She was surrounded by about twenty of them, already.
"Kelsey, we've been looking for you for like ten minutes! Where have you been!?" asked a concerned Jenneva. Legolas was busy playing with a preety balloon. That is until Jenneva realized what it really was.
'HOLY SHIT!" was all she could say before laughing hysterically.
Legolas looked confused, so Kelsey explained.
"Legolas, this is called a condom..."