As Seen On TV By HamClover
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Oy, I'm sorry it seems to be taking eons to update! School starts in less than a week and yours truly is stuck right in the middle of all this rush! No writer's blocks! (yet) Just me being myself. On the last day of august, I went to my friend's house and we got quite bored later I the afternoon. So, staring at my friend's pool out a window on her second floor, my twisted mind gets an idea; 'let's throw random toys out the window and into the pool!' Well, my friend found that idea brilliant and so we grabbed anything in sight. Dollar-store dinosaurs, Ken dolls, Simba, and yes, even some of her Hamtaro figurines! (Oh, don't kill me! We "rescued" them first and quickly dried them off!) But hey, it was hilarious and I nearly wet my pants. Not funny, you think? Heh, then never mind. Oh, man! I think I'm gonna cry right now! I still remember 100% No Jumon (Japanese ending theme) by heart! It's been so long since I listened to it! I used to sing it out loud on my computer! WAA! I need some time to flashback! Life is good...till' school starts
Chapter Three .:AIM My Butt!:.
Sparkle had a brilliant idea and she had to make it work. She had to! She marched out of Stefan's with a look of much importance. Blair and Nero, who were listening to the whole conversation, looked and each other and decided to follow behind Sparkle.
She went straight to her dressing room, and slammed the door behind her.
"I wonder why she's going there?" Nero asked like a little kid.
Blair shifted her gaze from the intern to the star-studded door.
"Hm," She said, "I don't know. Maybe we should knock."
"Okay, sounds good."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there!?"
"It's-"
"No, Blair! You gotta' say something like..."
"Who is this?"
"LETTUCE!"
"...lettuce who?"
"LETTUCE COME IN SPARKLE!"
Blair smacked the back of Nero's head.
"Dammit, Nero! Stop being such a....um, intern!" She snapped.
Sparkle creaked open the door and gave the two a blank look.
"What the hell are you doing?" She asked.
"Um, picking our noses..." Nero stated. Blair shook her head.
Sparkle stared at them.
"Fine, you guys can come in."
When they managed to enter, they found Sparkle in front of her laptop.
"I'm on the internet." Sparkle said, trying to cover her frustration in the two.
"Oh, cool! The internet!" Nero giggled. Blair nudged him to stop. He did so.
Blair stared at the screen carefully.
"Um, Miss Sparkle, why are you in a single's chatroom?"
Sparkle's eyes didn't leave the screen.
"You guys heard. It was obvious you were peeping in on our conversation. I saw your ears." She turned around and faced them, "Do I really need to tell you guys again? Because I am really pissed about this whole scenario!"
Blair and Nero looked at each other and then nodded to Sparkle. With the satisfaction knowing her assistants weren't idiots, Sparkle returned to cyber-space.
Here was what she was typing, note that Sparkle's screen name is KawaiiPigtails99-
KawaiiPigtails99- Hey all you sexy guys!
PunkEdude8- Sup'
LoOzEr10- STFU!
KawaiiPigtails99- Hey!
2Modest13- ASL! ASL! ASL!
KawaiiPigtails99- Um...wut?
PunkEDude8- Pssh, idiot
LoOzEr10- STFU already!
2Modest13- ASL already! C'mon u guys!
KawaiiPigtails99- Wut!? Wut does it mean!?
PunkEDude8- YOU GUYS ARE ALL EFFIN' IDIOTS! I'm leaving
PunkEDude8 has left the roomLoOzEr10- Good riddance, NOW STFU!
2Modest13- Eeew!
KawaiiPigtails99- ..... O.o
LadiesMan333 has entered the roomLadiesMan333- Hey ladies
LoOzEr10- STFU! STFU! STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KawaiiPigtails99- Hey, like, shut up!
2Modest13- Ya
2Modest13- !
LadiesMan333- Any of you ladies up for a little of...you know what?
2Modest13- ...OMG I am so leaving
2Modest13 has left the room
KawaiiPigtails99- Wait! Don't leave me! cries
LadiesMan333- Oh, my, we're all alone
KawaiiPigtails99- ....uh-oh
LadiesMan333- unzips pants
KawaiiPigtails99 has left the roomLadiesMan333- ...damn
LoOzEr10- STFU!!!!!!! ...wait, what does that mean again?