Hey guys and gals!! It's me, Chi, in the house!!!!! And...oh my God...this is my first fan fic!!!! Whoo-hoo!!!!!
Chibi Inuyasha:Uh...she ate some sugar so please forgive her hyperness...
() Anyway, like I said, this is my first fanfic! So no flamers please and be nice!!
Chibi Inuyasha:Or else you'll see evil I tell you! EVIL!!!
--......I'm not that mean...don't listen to him...
Chibi Inuyasha: Death becomes her....
covers Chibi Inuyasha's mouth Okay! Now that he's quiet.. I don't own Inuyasha and I'm not making fun of ghetto people. I respect them so don't get the wrong idea, okay? Now, on with the story! Enjoy!
Chibi Inuyasha: Bye!!
It's another bright and sunny day in the feudal era (has anyone ever noticed how it's always bright and sunny over there?), and Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippo are by the well, waiting for Kagome to arrive. Inuyasha, as always, is getting very restless......
Inuyasha: growlsWhere the hell is she? She said she was gonna be here at this time!!
Miroku: Have patience, Inuyasha. You know she has those tests and other things over there.
Shippo: But remember the promise she made?
Flashback to the the day before yesterday
Kagome: I have to go now. It's getting dark.
Shippo: But! But! But! But! You can't go! We were just about to burn Koga at the stake!
Koga: tied up to a wooden pole, screamingHELP!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: I know, but school's important to me and--
Inuyasha: Would you just go already?
Kagome: --() Look, I'll come back tomorrow around 2. I promise.
Shippo: Promise?
Kagome: Promise.
Shippo: Promise?
Kagome: Promise.
Shippo: Promise?
Kagome: Prom--Inuyasha comes, picks her up and throws her down the well
Shippo:................Promise?
End Flashback
Inuyasha: Feh. She's probably taking those damn exams again.
Shippo: Hey! Damn, Exam, they both rhyme!!
Inuyasha:...............................
Shippo: Okay I'll stop.
Inuyasha: sighs I'll go down there and get her. I'll be back.
Miroku: But-But-But-But-But...
Inuyasha: Stop talking about my butt!! goes down the well
Miroku:......What are we supposed to do while he's gone?
Shippo: I dunno. Just stand here I guess.
Miroku: Okay. Both stand and wait
Meanwhile, back at Kagome's house, Inuyasha waits inside for little miss you-know-who. I wonder if he used the front door....
Inuyasha: brushing leaves and twigs off of him Dumb trees!!
Nope....I guess not.
Inuyasha: walks around Kagome's room, coming to find a big black "box" Huh? What's this? bangs on the "box" and taps its silver screen Is this some kind of thing you keep demons in or something? finds a big red button Ooooooooooooooh....what does this button do? presses it
It seems like Inuyasha has discovered Kagome's TV!! Let's see his reaction!
Inuyasha: What the hell is this?!! It must be one of Naraku's traps!!
Not very bright, is he?
Inuyasha: Prepare to die, you evil hellspawn!!! gets his claws ready
But now, we take a look at Kagome's TV. It seems like it's on the music station! The hip-hop station! It looks like a music video is about to come on!
TV: Peace up! A-Town!! music starts to play and the music video starts. We see Usher (I think you all know who that is) coming out to sing
Inuyasha: jumps back OO What's going on?!!!
Usher: starts singing to the song, "Yeah!" Up in the club with my homies, tryin to get a little VI but keep it down on the low key cause you know how it is.....
Inuyasha: OO.....Hey, this is sorta good! sits down and watches the music video
Five minutes have passed, and the music video ended. We now see Inuyasha, still sitting down.
Inuyasha: ..........That.....was.......the.....best.....moment.....OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
Just then, Inuyasha gets a ingenious idea that will shock the world!
Inuyasha: I'm gonna create the same exact thing that I just saw on that box! That man who was dancing and singing at the same time will be my guiding light!!! I'm gonna make.....ummm....what's it called again? Oh yeah, A MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!!!!!
Back in the feudal era.....
Koga: still tied up on the pole, hopping away Curse you Inuyasha! You think you can keep me down? Guess again! I'm gonna get you for this!! Count on it! mad cackle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcough, cough HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Hey!! Well, that wraps it up for chapter one!! What will happen next?!
Chibi Inuyasha: Will Kagome ever come home?
Will Koga get his revenge?
Chibi Inuyasha: Find out next time!! It's all in the next chapter!!!! And, oh yeah, my little darling Chi does not own Usher, the song lyrics, nor does she own the song, "Yeah!" Even though it's sorta catchy.....!
Well, there's only one thing I gotta say...R & R PEEPS!!!! Remember, no flamers and only nice comments please!
Chibi Inuyasha: Or else you'll see death I tell you! DEATH!!!
--() Well, I gotta jet! I'm Chi, and I'm out!! Later!
Chibi Inuyasha: Bye!!!