Guess who's back?(back,back) Back again?('gain,'gain) Star-Chan's back!(back,back) Tell a friend!(friend,friend) Hey everyone!! I'm with a brand new bag of toys!!
Chibi Inuyasha: Toys?? Where? (starts looking for toys)
He likes toys. Anyway, thanks for all the awesome reviews!!! Well, I only got two, but they were good ones!!! But to all the people who read my fic and didn't review......REVIEW NEXT TIME!!!!! And you guys know my policy: If you don't like it, don't review! And if you guys have any ideas for my next chapter, please feel free to share it with me!
Chibi Inuyasha: (pulls out a bag filled with Legos) Okay! I need to start building!!
.........Anywho, I'm sorry for not updating this in so long. I got writers' block. But don't worry, my writers' block is broken and I'm gonna write!! So, on with the story!!!!! And by the way, I don't own Inuyasha, and I respect ghetto people so don't get the wrong idea!
Chibi Inuyasha: (pulls out Lego block that says, "writers' block")But the writers' block isn't broken!
Like I said, on with the story! Enjoy!!!!
(Here we go!)
We now take you to the feudal era, where Miroku and Shippo are waiting patiently for Inuyasha's return.
Shippo: (with cobwebs all over him) ......I....see....dead....people.......
Miroku: ( also covered in cobwebs) No, I see dead people!
Shippo: How often??
Miroku: ( suddenly fear-stricken) All....the.....time......
Then suddenly, Inuyasha comes back from Kagome's house!!
Inuyasha: All right y'all! We're gonna make a music video and--
Shippo: Where's Kagome??
Inuyasha:................So anyway, we're gonna make a music video and have tons of bling-bling in it!!
Miroku: What's a "music video" and "bling-bling?"
Inuyasha: (who has already forgotten what a music video was and what bling-bling meant) Ummm....I'll tell you later, but we gotta start our music video now! Imagine all the people I can help with the power of music!
Shippo: But remember when you helped Kagome with her science project?
(Flashback to last year)
Kagome: (getting ready to mix a chemical with another chemical) Are you sure this is gonna work?
Inuyasha: Of course! I see Kaede do this all the time!
Kagome: Oh, ok! (mixes the chemicals together)
Suddenly, the chemicals blow up, causing a mushroom explosion. Kagome's house is obviously destroyed.
Kagome: (with an ashy face, said slowly) I don't think that's what Kaede mixes, Inuyasha.
(End Flashback)
Inuyasha: Uhhhhh.....no.
Miroku: Well, it sounds like making this "music video" is better than grabbing girls asses. Let's do it!
Inuyasha: Ok! (suddenly kneals on the floor) Oh, Man-Singing-and-Dancing-at the-Same-Time(He's referring to Usher),please bless us with your grace!
Miroku: If you wanted to pray, all you had to do was ask.
We now go to the deep forests where Kouga and his two henchmen are walking along.
Kouga: (still tied up to the wooden pole, grumbling to himself)
Wolf Demon Tribe Member #1: What's the matter Kouga??
Kouga: What troubles me? Feh, I'll never tell. All I know is that Inuyasha's gonna burn in hell!
Wolf Demon Tribe Member #2: Excuse me, but can you repeat that??
Kouga: (sweatdrops) What....troubles me? Feh....I'll never tell, All I know is that---
Wolf Demon Tribe Member #2: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You've just won a recording contract! And I'm not a Wolf Demon Tribe Member.
Kouga:.......You're not?
Wolf Demon Tribe Member #2: Nope! (unzips himself like in the Pepsi Twist commercial) I'm a recording manager!!! I can see it now--Kouga! The new hip-hop sensation!!
Wolf Demon Tribe Member #1: (slowly runs away)
Kouga: How the hell did you get here.....in the FEUDAL ERA????
Recording Manager: That isn't important, boy. But I know that I'm gonna make you a star!!!
Kouga: (laughs sinisterly) Perfect. Now I can get my ultimate revenge on Inuyasha!! Be careful, Inuyasha! I'm coming for you!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh and uh by the way, how can you turn me into a star when stars are giant rocks in the sky??
(The End?)
Well ,that's it folks!!! Chapter 2 is complete!!!
Chibi Inuyasha: How are Inuyasha and the gang gonna make their music video?
Is Kouga really gonna become the new hip-hop sensation?
Chibi Inuyasha: And where the hell is Kagome??!!! Read next time to find out!!
Well, I gotta jet! I'm Chi, and I'm out!!!!
