Dear Mr. Toynbee,
Upon your recent and abrupt absents from my medical facility you deprived me of a sincere opportunity to provide for you a device certain labs of mine have been hopeful to perfect. And at this moment it brings me sincere pride to announce the fact that my researchers have indeed done this task. When asking me whom I wanted to give the first prototype to I immediately knew that you would indeed benefit more from this device than anyone else that came to mind.
What you must understand is that this device is only a prototype and it can indeed have moments of faltering, and although it is waterproof and extremely safe it might reveal a flaw or two during it's first two weeks of use. But if everything appears to be in working order by that date then feel free to keep this contraption as your own. If you must know it's called an image intruder. And I have a feeling it could be very your appearance.
And on another note I discovered the real reason for your so sudden departure, and honestly although I think the action may have been rash given your physical condition I understand your actions completely and hope those same opinions won't keep you from missing further opportunities in the near future. Please know that I sincerely wish you the best of luck possible and earnestly hope you find whatever it is your looking for. Again, keep in mind that you have a place at my school if and when you need it and remember that not all things are as they seem.
Best Wishes,
Charles Xaiver
Upon your recent and abrupt absents from my medical facility you deprived me of a sincere opportunity to provide for you a device certain labs of mine have been hopeful to perfect. And at this moment it brings me sincere pride to announce the fact that my researchers have indeed done this task. When asking me whom I wanted to give the first prototype to I immediately knew that you would indeed benefit more from this device than anyone else that came to mind.
What you must understand is that this device is only a prototype and it can indeed have moments of faltering, and although it is waterproof and extremely safe it might reveal a flaw or two during it's first two weeks of use. But if everything appears to be in working order by that date then feel free to keep this contraption as your own. If you must know it's called an image intruder. And I have a feeling it could be very your appearance.
And on another note I discovered the real reason for your so sudden departure, and honestly although I think the action may have been rash given your physical condition I understand your actions completely and hope those same opinions won't keep you from missing further opportunities in the near future. Please know that I sincerely wish you the best of luck possible and earnestly hope you find whatever it is your looking for. Again, keep in mind that you have a place at my school if and when you need it and remember that not all things are as they seem.
Best Wishes,
Charles Xaiver