A/n I'm sorry about my stupid story. It bites monkeys.

Snickers evilly

In future chapters aka the next chapter were going to party.

Does the Snoopy dance to distract them

Enjoy it my lovely readers,

Sara the evil McChicken Snoopy

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Stu sat on his bed as he received dark looks from Stevo. There was a knock.

Stevo got off his bed and opened the door eagerly. When he saw who it was he said dully, "Stu, its your friend."

Randy walked in and walked over to Stu with a smile on his face.

"What did you do this time? Lose your essence for living?" Stu asked.

"Sadly, no. I have great news. There's this party tonight and it's a great shopping choice."

"I already know. Jenna is going," Stu said with a grin.

"Is Sara going to be there?" Randy asked casually.

"Are you talking about my girlfriend?" Stevo asked sharply.

"You actually care about her for once? Oh I forgot, Shannon isn't around so you care," Stu snapped.

"Shut the hell up!" Stevo yelled.

"Or you'll do what? Kill me?" Stu asked with a dark laugh.

"Remember Stu, It takes a man to do something like that," Randy said sarcastically.

"You tell Sara another thing about Shannon and I'll gut you," Stevo yelled.

"Are you big enough to live up to your words?" Stu asked in a serious tone.

"You'll find out when you're sleeping," Stevo threatened.

"You just keep saying that," Stu shook his head.

"I'm leaving," Stevo muttered frustrated.

"Say hi to Shannon for me," Stu called out to him.

"You were defending Sara, you know that don't you?" Randy asked.

"She isn't that bad. Besides, she is our only chance with Jenna."

"You still want to slit her throat, don't you?" Randy asked.

"Yes I do," Stu sighed.

"We're going to the party, right?" Randy asked eagerly.

"You know it," Stu answered.

"What are we going to do about your roommate?"

"We're going to get Sara and Jenna drunk then we let them catch Stevo with Shannon," Stu said with a dark look.

~*~*~

"Jenna, Kayleigh. I'm going to go talk to Stevo," Sara said slowly.

"Kick his ass!" Kayleigh commanded.

"Dump him and tell him I'm going to bite him," Jenna laughed.

"That's just what I'll do," Sara replied.

"You want us to come with you?" Kayleigh offered.

"You just want to stop by Gerrit's room, don't you?' Jenna teased.

"Maybe.." Kayleigh answered.

"I'll be back in ten minutes," Sara aid as she walked out of the room.

"Be strong," Jenna called out to her.

Sara walked alone down the hall until she ran into Randy.

"Hey Sara, what's up?"

"I'm off to see my boyfriend," Sara said gloomily.

"You sound happy," Randy replied.

"I think he's cheating on me," Sara said.

"Who would want to cheat on you?"

"Your sweet, Randy."

"I got it from all the horror movies I watch," Randy said with a smile.

"That's where me and Jenna pick up our social skills," Sara laughed lightly.

"If you and your boyfriend break up do you think you'd ever want to go out with me?" Randy stared at the floor.

"I'm saving myself for Stu," Sara said sarcastically.

"That's a no, isn't it?"

"No, it's a I'll think about it," Sara answered.

"Good."

"Okay. I'm here so I'll see you later," Sara put her hand on the doorknob.

Randy nodded and kept walking.

Sara opened the door and let out a gasp, "What the hell?"

Stevo sat on his bed with a preppy chick with blonde hair. They were kissing.

Stevo jumped off the girl and looked at Sara in disbelief.

"Who is she?" The girl asked in a snobbish tone.

"I'm his girlfriend, you dumbass!" Sara yelled.

"I thought I was your girlfriend," the girl smacked Stevo.

"Girls, you don't mind sharing me do you?" Stevo asked.

"I'm going to kill you," Sara shrieked as she turned to run.

She walked into Stu and started crying, "Move!"

Stu shut the door and said, "Do you really want to kill him?"

"Leave me alone," Sara whined.

"You want to cut him open, don't you?" Stu asked.

"Yes, I do now leave me alone," Sara whined.

"I'll see you at the party and we can all get drunk," Stu smirked.

Sara ran off.

~*~*~

"What do you think happened?" Jenna asked.

"Sara probably is crying. Then I'll see her and I'll start crying," Jenna replied.

"Let's poison Stevo," Kayleigh laughed.

"Let's kick his ass," Jenna punched her fist into her hand.

Just then Sara walked in crying, "He was cheating on me."

"With who?" Jenna asked.

"Stupid preppy Shannon," Sara answered bitterly.

"I'll be back. I'm going to kick his ass," Jenna and Kayleigh said together.

"I want blood!" Sara pouted.

Jenna and Kayleigh left and headed toward Stevo's room.

~*~*~

Jenna started banging on the door.

"Open up punk," Kayleigh yelled.

Stevo opened the door slowly, "Go away."

Jenna pushed open the door and shoved him, "You cheated on Sara!"

"You deserve a total ass kicking," Kayleigh yelled.

Jenna punched Stevo in the face, "You will die."

Kayleigh kicked him, "Jenna, remember Sara wants him to bleed."

Jenna started punching Stevo until he was bleeding.

"Let's go," Kayleigh said.

Jenna walked away. Kayleigh kneed Stevo in the groin.

"Have a nice day," Jenna called.

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A/n

I'm sorry that sucks. I was bored. Now im watching fear factor where they get needles stuck in them.