A/n
YAY! I get to write more. This chapter is going to have a big old party.
I know you'll like it cuz you guys are in the story. Its going to be fun. We're breaking a rule though. And no, we are not loosing our essence.
Does the Snoopy dance then end it with a split Guys, I'm stuck. HELP!!
Anyway, I love you people,
~Sara the evil McChicken eating Snoopy
~*~*~
"Jenna, must you wear your Tool shirt?" Sara glanced at the black Tool shirt Jenna wore.
"Chester, must you wear so much eyeliner?" Kayleigh asked Sara.
"There's nothing wrong with eyeliner," Sara and Jenna said together.
The three girls began laughing impishly.
"I'm cold," Kayleigh said suddenly.
"Then take off all your clothes," Sara said for no apparent reason.
"How bout not," Kayleigh replied.
"Stu actually said he wanted to get us all drunk?" Jenna asked.
"Yes he did," Sara said dully.
"That would be breaking a rule," Kayleigh said enthusiastically.
"We are all going to die," Jenna started shaking Sara's shoulders.
"Can't wait," Sara lied back on her bed and hugged her Whinny the Pooh bear.(A/n-LOL! I actually have a ratty looking pooh bear and I actually act like this)
"Sara! Let go of the bear," Kayleigh ordered.
"Pooh bear is my only friend," Sara yelled.
"Snoopy! We are your friends and just get over Stevo,' Jenna snapped.
"Stevo loves me and he knows it," Sara yelled.
"Get over it!" Kayleigh yelled.
"I'm ugly aren't I?" Sara asked, poutilly.
"No, Shannon is," Jenna rolled her eyes.
"You're just trying to make me feel better," Sara snapped.
"Let's go to the party, you can hook up with Randy and have a good time," Kayleigh said with a smile.
"Fine!" Sara tossed her bear across the room.
"You're not wearing that are you," Jenna teased.
"Let's bring a carton of eggs," Sara smiled weakly.
~*~*~
Stu and Randy stood together in the crowded room.
"Hi," A girl walked up to Stu and said in a flirty tone.
"May I help you?" Stu asked.
"Depends if your single," The girl said.
"Here comes my woman now," Stu nodded towards Jenna who came in with Sara and Kayleigh.
"Not for long," The girl turned and walked up to Jenna.
"Hey freak, you better stay away from that guy over there," The girl pointed at Stu.
"Right," Jenna replied slowly.
Sara who stood behind the girl grabbed her finger and bent it back, "It's not nice to fucking point."
The girl let out an 'owwww'.
"Hope you like eggs," Kayleigh said.
Jenna grabbed an egg and smashed it into the girl's head.
Kayleigh started throwing eggs at random people as she laughed evilly.
"You guys really are freaks," The girl quickly ran away.
"We're proud," Sara yelled.
"Jenna, why don't you go sit on Stu's lap?" Kayleigh teased.
"Why don't you go sit on Gerrits lap?" Jenna teased back.
"I will," Kayleigh walked over to the said Gerrit and said 'hi'.
"Oh god, there's Stevo," Sara felt the tears swell up in her eyes.
"Don't look at him," Jenna put her hand over Sara's eyes.
Sara began backing away until she tripped and fell intro someone's lap, "Sorry."
"You're actually apologizing to me?" Stu asked.
Sara jumped up and hit someone, "Sorry."
"Hey Sara," Stevo said bluntly.
"Nice nose," Jenna pointed at Stevo's noise that looked pretty nasty.
"What are you up to?" Stevo asked Sara.
"She is spending time with her new boyfriend," Stu lied as he stood up and put his arm around Sara.
"What?" Stevo, Sara and Jenna said together.
"Go along with it," Stu whispered in Sara's ear.
Sara nodded slowly. "Yeah Stevo, I'm with Stu now so fuck off!"
Stevo stared in disbelief then said, "You're a slut, Sara!"
Sara glared at Stevo then said, "Hold me back."
Jenna stood in front of Stevo and head butted him.
"Fuck! You bitch," Stevo yelled.
"I'm going to kill you," Stu, Sara and Jenna threatened. "I'm fucking leaving!" Stevo yelled.
"I think we're going to cry," Stu pouted.
Stevo ran off with a pissed look.
"Thanks Stu," Sara pecked Stu on the cheek.
"Yeah. Thanks Stuart," Jenna smiled.
"What? I don't get a kiss from you?" Stu pointed to his cheek.
Jenna blushed madly and kissed Stu on the cheek.
"Let's get drunk!" Sara said suddenly.
"Wait, let me go find Randy then we'll get drunk," Stu said.
~*~*~
Sara sat in Randy's lap as she drank bud light.
"What's with the light shit?" Stu grabbed the bottle and threw it behind him.
"It's less calories!" Sara said with a head tilt.
"Stuart, drink!" Jenna ordered as she gulped down some beer.
Stu took a sip and nodded.
"MOW!" Jenna yelled as she slapped Stu across the face.
Sara fell off Randy laughing.
"Are you okay?" Randy asked.
Sara rolled on the floor laughing uncontrollably.
"This is why women stay in the kitchen and bake pies," Stu stated.
"Stu, I think you're cute," Jenna giggled.
Kayleigh came stumbling by when she tripped over Sara.
"I think I'm cute too Jenna," Stu laughed.
Sara sat up suddenly and stared at Stu, "Stuey, we need to pretend we're having sex!"
Stu raised his eyebrows.
"I need to sleep in you room so when Stevo comes he can get jealous," Sara stumbled around.
"Only if it can be a threesome," Stu nodded toward Jenna.
Sara fell over laughing again.
"I think there drunk enough," Randy glanced from Sara to Jenna.
"Stuart, I think I love you," Jenna stood up and pointed at Stu.
"I think I love me too, Jenna," Stu said.
Kayleigh pushed Sara up then stood up herself. "Did you know that Gerrit still has his essence?"
"God, you sound like Stu," Randy stated as Sara fell on him.
"Kayleigh, go take away his essence," Jenna started laughing.
"Randy, Stuey, I poisoned your beers," Sara said quickly as she drooled on herself.
There was a silence.
"HA! Happy April Fools Day!" Sara pointed and laughed.
"No more alcohol for any of you," Stu said.
"Snoopy! Snoooopy!" Jenna called out for no reason.
Kayleigh started barking like a dog.
"Let's take these little ladies home," Randy said to Stu.
"Gerrit is taking me home!" Kayleigh snapped.
"I have to pretend to sleep with Stu! I'm taking his essence," Sara tripped.
"I want a whopper!" Jenna yelled.
"Memo to self: Never give women beer," Stu said to himself.
~*~*~
A/n
LONG LIVE US DRUNKEN FOOLS!!
I am going to go watch Hackers now. JOY!
I hope you like this chapter.
For the love of Stu, Chip, Matt, Dennis, Stevo, Tim, and every other character Matthew Lillard has portrayed. Please review.
I know you'll like it cuz you guys are in the story. Its going to be fun. We're breaking a rule though. And no, we are not loosing our essence.
Does the Snoopy dance then end it with a split Guys, I'm stuck. HELP!!
Anyway, I love you people,
~Sara the evil McChicken eating Snoopy
~*~*~
"Jenna, must you wear your Tool shirt?" Sara glanced at the black Tool shirt Jenna wore.
"Chester, must you wear so much eyeliner?" Kayleigh asked Sara.
"There's nothing wrong with eyeliner," Sara and Jenna said together.
The three girls began laughing impishly.
"I'm cold," Kayleigh said suddenly.
"Then take off all your clothes," Sara said for no apparent reason.
"How bout not," Kayleigh replied.
"Stu actually said he wanted to get us all drunk?" Jenna asked.
"Yes he did," Sara said dully.
"That would be breaking a rule," Kayleigh said enthusiastically.
"We are all going to die," Jenna started shaking Sara's shoulders.
"Can't wait," Sara lied back on her bed and hugged her Whinny the Pooh bear.(A/n-LOL! I actually have a ratty looking pooh bear and I actually act like this)
"Sara! Let go of the bear," Kayleigh ordered.
"Pooh bear is my only friend," Sara yelled.
"Snoopy! We are your friends and just get over Stevo,' Jenna snapped.
"Stevo loves me and he knows it," Sara yelled.
"Get over it!" Kayleigh yelled.
"I'm ugly aren't I?" Sara asked, poutilly.
"No, Shannon is," Jenna rolled her eyes.
"You're just trying to make me feel better," Sara snapped.
"Let's go to the party, you can hook up with Randy and have a good time," Kayleigh said with a smile.
"Fine!" Sara tossed her bear across the room.
"You're not wearing that are you," Jenna teased.
"Let's bring a carton of eggs," Sara smiled weakly.
~*~*~
Stu and Randy stood together in the crowded room.
"Hi," A girl walked up to Stu and said in a flirty tone.
"May I help you?" Stu asked.
"Depends if your single," The girl said.
"Here comes my woman now," Stu nodded towards Jenna who came in with Sara and Kayleigh.
"Not for long," The girl turned and walked up to Jenna.
"Hey freak, you better stay away from that guy over there," The girl pointed at Stu.
"Right," Jenna replied slowly.
Sara who stood behind the girl grabbed her finger and bent it back, "It's not nice to fucking point."
The girl let out an 'owwww'.
"Hope you like eggs," Kayleigh said.
Jenna grabbed an egg and smashed it into the girl's head.
Kayleigh started throwing eggs at random people as she laughed evilly.
"You guys really are freaks," The girl quickly ran away.
"We're proud," Sara yelled.
"Jenna, why don't you go sit on Stu's lap?" Kayleigh teased.
"Why don't you go sit on Gerrits lap?" Jenna teased back.
"I will," Kayleigh walked over to the said Gerrit and said 'hi'.
"Oh god, there's Stevo," Sara felt the tears swell up in her eyes.
"Don't look at him," Jenna put her hand over Sara's eyes.
Sara began backing away until she tripped and fell intro someone's lap, "Sorry."
"You're actually apologizing to me?" Stu asked.
Sara jumped up and hit someone, "Sorry."
"Hey Sara," Stevo said bluntly.
"Nice nose," Jenna pointed at Stevo's noise that looked pretty nasty.
"What are you up to?" Stevo asked Sara.
"She is spending time with her new boyfriend," Stu lied as he stood up and put his arm around Sara.
"What?" Stevo, Sara and Jenna said together.
"Go along with it," Stu whispered in Sara's ear.
Sara nodded slowly. "Yeah Stevo, I'm with Stu now so fuck off!"
Stevo stared in disbelief then said, "You're a slut, Sara!"
Sara glared at Stevo then said, "Hold me back."
Jenna stood in front of Stevo and head butted him.
"Fuck! You bitch," Stevo yelled.
"I'm going to kill you," Stu, Sara and Jenna threatened. "I'm fucking leaving!" Stevo yelled.
"I think we're going to cry," Stu pouted.
Stevo ran off with a pissed look.
"Thanks Stu," Sara pecked Stu on the cheek.
"Yeah. Thanks Stuart," Jenna smiled.
"What? I don't get a kiss from you?" Stu pointed to his cheek.
Jenna blushed madly and kissed Stu on the cheek.
"Let's get drunk!" Sara said suddenly.
"Wait, let me go find Randy then we'll get drunk," Stu said.
~*~*~
Sara sat in Randy's lap as she drank bud light.
"What's with the light shit?" Stu grabbed the bottle and threw it behind him.
"It's less calories!" Sara said with a head tilt.
"Stuart, drink!" Jenna ordered as she gulped down some beer.
Stu took a sip and nodded.
"MOW!" Jenna yelled as she slapped Stu across the face.
Sara fell off Randy laughing.
"Are you okay?" Randy asked.
Sara rolled on the floor laughing uncontrollably.
"This is why women stay in the kitchen and bake pies," Stu stated.
"Stu, I think you're cute," Jenna giggled.
Kayleigh came stumbling by when she tripped over Sara.
"I think I'm cute too Jenna," Stu laughed.
Sara sat up suddenly and stared at Stu, "Stuey, we need to pretend we're having sex!"
Stu raised his eyebrows.
"I need to sleep in you room so when Stevo comes he can get jealous," Sara stumbled around.
"Only if it can be a threesome," Stu nodded toward Jenna.
Sara fell over laughing again.
"I think there drunk enough," Randy glanced from Sara to Jenna.
"Stuart, I think I love you," Jenna stood up and pointed at Stu.
"I think I love me too, Jenna," Stu said.
Kayleigh pushed Sara up then stood up herself. "Did you know that Gerrit still has his essence?"
"God, you sound like Stu," Randy stated as Sara fell on him.
"Kayleigh, go take away his essence," Jenna started laughing.
"Randy, Stuey, I poisoned your beers," Sara said quickly as she drooled on herself.
There was a silence.
"HA! Happy April Fools Day!" Sara pointed and laughed.
"No more alcohol for any of you," Stu said.
"Snoopy! Snoooopy!" Jenna called out for no reason.
Kayleigh started barking like a dog.
"Let's take these little ladies home," Randy said to Stu.
"Gerrit is taking me home!" Kayleigh snapped.
"I have to pretend to sleep with Stu! I'm taking his essence," Sara tripped.
"I want a whopper!" Jenna yelled.
"Memo to self: Never give women beer," Stu said to himself.
~*~*~
A/n
LONG LIVE US DRUNKEN FOOLS!!
I am going to go watch Hackers now. JOY!
I hope you like this chapter.
For the love of Stu, Chip, Matt, Dennis, Stevo, Tim, and every other character Matthew Lillard has portrayed. Please review.