Things Remus Lupin Would NEVER Say
Disclaimer: I OWN ALL OF HP MWAHAHAHA cough, cough ok so I don't but its not like I can't pretend I do! Gosh almighty u don't have to b so mean! Sniffle, sniffle
SR/N: ok PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review cuz I want to know how my first ever whatcha ma call it went well! I wait hold on what was I going to say……………………………………………………………………..
SR/N 2: Oh and if u really do see a therapist please don't get offended!
HELLO WORLD! I'M A WEREWOLF!
Sirius is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, hold on I had it!
Harry you really should see a therapist for your anger management!
I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my spout tip me over and poor me out!
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do we just keep swimming. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hoooo, ho, hoho, ho, ho hoooo." Betch ya can't guess where this is from!
I'm a cannibal grrrr………..I'm going to eat you!
I like to eat mold………..
Pick my nose pick my nose!
OMG!!!! Voldi is SO hot!
GO SLYTHEREN!
You know I always thought that Mcgonagal was hot!
Don't piss me off I'm a werewolf and I KNOW how to bite!
BUTTERED TOAST!
I've always wanted to be a girl!
Squeals like a girl aahhhh save me! There's a big giant spider trying to attack me! (When really it's a tiny one)
Uuww its soo pretty...I want to touch the shiny. OUCH! I shall call you sparkly and you shall be mine forever and ever! I like shiny OUCH!
Cho Chang looks like a slutty whore to me! Oh and don't forget with a side of bimbo!
I can't believe I was friends with the two biggest man whores in my year!!!!
My balls itch!