A/n
I'm updating yet again! I think I'm going to have Sara be all quiet and
depressed for once. I'll have some Stu and Jenna action. You perverts! You
better not be thinking of a different 'action' then me. This story is rated
PG-13. Besides, I don't think I could handle Jenna stealing the essence of
Stuart.
Now, on to another subject that doesn't involve essence thieves. coughKayleighcough Lol! I'm only kidding. But then again who knows what Kayleigh did to Gerrit when he 'took her home'. LOL! I'm kidding. Thinks about it It would make sense though. Shrugs Oh well. I need to talk more to the 'readers' instead of myself.
Hey, should I make the genre General/Humor? Or no? My favorite part of this whole story was when Jenna and Sara were showing everyone that Drama IS fun. Lol. It was so funny stealing the whole rat poison thing from 'The Curve'. Now I am going to write another dull boring chapter.
~Sara the evilly possessed Chucky doll
~*~*~
Sara stared at the floor and said slowly, "I am going to go for a walk. Don't follow me."
"Too bad! I'm following you," Kayleigh followed Sara as she walked down the hall.
Jenna sighed, "Thank god she isn't crying. You should see her. She mopes around all depressed and she yells at us when we do nothing."
Stu nodded then remembered what he had to ask Jenna, "How did you get the movie 'How to Be and Beat the Killer'?" (a/n: Was that the title of the movie? I don't remember.)
Jenna's eyes narrowed with suspicion, "How the hell do you know I have that movie?"
"Sara told me," Stu replied.
"Sara says a lot of things when she's drunk," Jenna said as she crossed her arms.
"I'm not accusing you of anything, darling so calm down. Randy has that movie too," Stu said.
Jenna relaxed a bit, "How did you get that movie?"
"If I told you I would have to kill you," Stu answered half serious.
"Not if I kill you first," Jenna laughed.
"If the cops were listening then we'd become the prime suspects in Stevo's murder. You know that, right?" Stu said as he glanced up and down the halls.
"And the fact that you and Stevo's ex were sleeping together wasn't suspicious?" Jenna asked.
Stu looked shocked, "I hope you don't mean the same 'together' I'm thinking of right now!"
"What exactly happened? Sara is a real idiot when she's drunk."
"Isn't she always?" Stu laughed.
Jenna rolled her eyes.
"You really want to know what happened last night?" Stu asked.
Jenna glanced around and said, "Why not."
"Nothing, my dear." Stu answered in a British accent.
Jenna rolled her eyes, "Do you think you can try and be a little subtle with your flirting?"
"I can try, my darling," Stu grinned.
"Didn't I tell you? I'm saving myself for Matthew Lillard," Jenna smiled.
"Jenna?"
"What?" Jenna asked.
"My little cuppy cake, you wish to join me in a walk around the park?" Stu asked in the British accent.
"You really need acting lessons."
"My goal isn't to be a good actor. My goal is to be ridiculously good looking," Stu replied.
Jenna laughed slightly, "Right."
"Tell me, my little Lass. Do you think I'm really really ridiculously good looking?" Stu quoted Zoolander.
"If it will help you sleep at night; Sure do," Jenna answered.
"I want you to know that you just made my life complete," Stu smiled a big smile causing his dimples to show. (A/n: I love Matt's dimples! I LOVE MATT! He's mine despite the belief of his wife)
Jenna gasped, "In that case we should get married."
Stu raised his eyebrows, "I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"What do you mean? You love me and I know it! We are going to be together forever!" Jenna yelled.
Stu started backing away, "Did you forget your medication?"
Jenna reached in her coat pocket and pulled out a gun, "If I can't have you no one will!"
Stu smiled, "That wouldn't be the same gun you used in film class?"
"No. This one doesn't shoot water," Jenna aimed the gun at Stu.
Stu shook his head and grabbed the gun out of Jenna's hands, "I'm not stupid enough to fall for that again."
Stu aimed the gun at Jenna and pulled the trigger.
"NO!" Jenna yelled.
A loud 'bang' sounded as he pulled the trigger.
Jenna fell to the ground, "I told you it didn't shoot water."
"Oh shit!" Stu yelled as he bent to the ground.
Jenna had her had her hand holding her side, "I don't want to die! I just wanted you to love me forever!"
Stu lifted up her hands to see blood.
"Damn it!"
Jenna's eyes drifted shut, "Stu. Always love me."
Stu jumped up and paced around Jenna's body, "What the hell do I do?"
As he paced around her body he suddenly was tripped.
After falling to the ground he banged his head on the tile floor.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~
"What are we going to do about Sidney?" Randy asked.
"Why are you so worried? Everyone thinks she is out of her mind," Stu replied.
"But she knows everything!"
"Randy, Randy, Randy. No one will suspect us. I'm the boyfriend of one of the victims. You were shot. Who would suspect a cripple?" Stu asked with a grin.
"I'm not a cripple!"
"Sure you are! Anyway, we need to change our names for our new college because-"
"I know why! I came up with the plan. We change our names so when people start getting killed we wont look suspicious. I mean how many times can one guy beat a cereal killer?" (A/n: Did you notice how I spelt Serial? You have to see Hackers to understand.)
Stu rolled his eyes, "I know!"
"My new name can be Clark Kent!" Randy said enthusiastically.
"Please tell me you aren't going Superman on me!"
"I would change my name to Charles Manson but that would be too obvious," Randy said with a shrug.
"I am going to pick a very subtle new name. Stu Killings," Stu grinned.
"I'll be Randy Doom," Randy said.
"What a cool name you have there Mr. Doom," Stu sniggered.
"I know. Der, Mr. Killings, der!" Randy mocked.
"You better watch it or I'll gut your ass in a second!"
"Stu!" Randy said.
Stu looked at him.
"Stu!"
"What?" Stu yelled.
"Stu get your ass up!" Jenna yelled.
Stu's eyes shot open to see Jenna leaning over him.
Stu blinked furiously to make sure he wasn't hallucinating.
"Are you okay?" Jenna asked.
"I shot you."
"Yeah. You shot me with a Blood Cap," Jenna held up the gun.
"A blood cap?" Stu asked.
"It's shaped like a bullet but its plastic and filled with corn syrup," Jenna answered.
Stu sat up and said, "You really scared the shit out of me."
"When? When I 'died' or when I was talking about marriage?"
"I was pretty damn freaked out at both times."
"You handled killing me oh so well. You dumbass! You should have dragged my body in your room," Jenna rolled her eyes.
"You sound like you know from experience," Stu eyed her suspiciously as he stood up.
"No, I've just been friends with Sara for too long."
"Are you saying that Sara knows from experience?" Stu asked.
"No! She has seen way to many movies, that's all."
"So, do you really love me?" Stu asked slyly.
"Think what you want as long as it helps you sleep at night."
"In that case. Let me see the tattoo you have. You know, the one with my name with a heart around it," Stu laughed.
Jenna lifted up her sleeve to show the word 'Freak' printed on her arm.
"Sara's says 'Evilness' and Kayleigh's is the Japanese sign for love," Jenna said.
"What, I'm not good enough to have my name inside a heart?" Stu pretended to pout.
"That's right."
~*~*~*~
Sara and Kayleigh walked side by side in silence. Sara looked sad.
"Chester! You better smile!" Kayleigh ordered.
"I can't smile. Its against my religion."
"I like cheese!" Kayleigh squealed.
Sara began laughing like a five year old.
"You know what you should do, Snoopy McChester? You should go see Randy."
"And you should see Gerrit," After Sara said this she made a 'Oooooh' sound.
"Let's kill Katie for stealing Gerrit's essence," Kayleigh said. (A/n: No one but Kayleigh will think that one is hilarious. Kayleigh, We should kill Amy for stealing Joel's essence!!)
Sara rolled her eyes, "I need to ask Jenna something."
"Fine! Ignore me for your clone! I'll go see Gerrit," Kayleigh pouted.
Sara began running off to find Jenna.
~*~*~*~*~
A/N
I'm sorry that this chapter sucks. I know it sucks so don't lie to me and tell me it's 'good. Stop the lies!!
Anyhoo. What did you lot think of it? I hope it wasn't too dull, boring, uneventful, unfunny.
I must go. Good-bye! By the way. My new favorite thing to say is Lass. I dunt know what.
Now, on to another subject that doesn't involve essence thieves. coughKayleighcough Lol! I'm only kidding. But then again who knows what Kayleigh did to Gerrit when he 'took her home'. LOL! I'm kidding. Thinks about it It would make sense though. Shrugs Oh well. I need to talk more to the 'readers' instead of myself.
Hey, should I make the genre General/Humor? Or no? My favorite part of this whole story was when Jenna and Sara were showing everyone that Drama IS fun. Lol. It was so funny stealing the whole rat poison thing from 'The Curve'. Now I am going to write another dull boring chapter.
~Sara the evilly possessed Chucky doll
~*~*~
Sara stared at the floor and said slowly, "I am going to go for a walk. Don't follow me."
"Too bad! I'm following you," Kayleigh followed Sara as she walked down the hall.
Jenna sighed, "Thank god she isn't crying. You should see her. She mopes around all depressed and she yells at us when we do nothing."
Stu nodded then remembered what he had to ask Jenna, "How did you get the movie 'How to Be and Beat the Killer'?" (a/n: Was that the title of the movie? I don't remember.)
Jenna's eyes narrowed with suspicion, "How the hell do you know I have that movie?"
"Sara told me," Stu replied.
"Sara says a lot of things when she's drunk," Jenna said as she crossed her arms.
"I'm not accusing you of anything, darling so calm down. Randy has that movie too," Stu said.
Jenna relaxed a bit, "How did you get that movie?"
"If I told you I would have to kill you," Stu answered half serious.
"Not if I kill you first," Jenna laughed.
"If the cops were listening then we'd become the prime suspects in Stevo's murder. You know that, right?" Stu said as he glanced up and down the halls.
"And the fact that you and Stevo's ex were sleeping together wasn't suspicious?" Jenna asked.
Stu looked shocked, "I hope you don't mean the same 'together' I'm thinking of right now!"
"What exactly happened? Sara is a real idiot when she's drunk."
"Isn't she always?" Stu laughed.
Jenna rolled her eyes.
"You really want to know what happened last night?" Stu asked.
Jenna glanced around and said, "Why not."
"Nothing, my dear." Stu answered in a British accent.
Jenna rolled her eyes, "Do you think you can try and be a little subtle with your flirting?"
"I can try, my darling," Stu grinned.
"Didn't I tell you? I'm saving myself for Matthew Lillard," Jenna smiled.
"Jenna?"
"What?" Jenna asked.
"My little cuppy cake, you wish to join me in a walk around the park?" Stu asked in the British accent.
"You really need acting lessons."
"My goal isn't to be a good actor. My goal is to be ridiculously good looking," Stu replied.
Jenna laughed slightly, "Right."
"Tell me, my little Lass. Do you think I'm really really ridiculously good looking?" Stu quoted Zoolander.
"If it will help you sleep at night; Sure do," Jenna answered.
"I want you to know that you just made my life complete," Stu smiled a big smile causing his dimples to show. (A/n: I love Matt's dimples! I LOVE MATT! He's mine despite the belief of his wife)
Jenna gasped, "In that case we should get married."
Stu raised his eyebrows, "I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"What do you mean? You love me and I know it! We are going to be together forever!" Jenna yelled.
Stu started backing away, "Did you forget your medication?"
Jenna reached in her coat pocket and pulled out a gun, "If I can't have you no one will!"
Stu smiled, "That wouldn't be the same gun you used in film class?"
"No. This one doesn't shoot water," Jenna aimed the gun at Stu.
Stu shook his head and grabbed the gun out of Jenna's hands, "I'm not stupid enough to fall for that again."
Stu aimed the gun at Jenna and pulled the trigger.
"NO!" Jenna yelled.
A loud 'bang' sounded as he pulled the trigger.
Jenna fell to the ground, "I told you it didn't shoot water."
"Oh shit!" Stu yelled as he bent to the ground.
Jenna had her had her hand holding her side, "I don't want to die! I just wanted you to love me forever!"
Stu lifted up her hands to see blood.
"Damn it!"
Jenna's eyes drifted shut, "Stu. Always love me."
Stu jumped up and paced around Jenna's body, "What the hell do I do?"
As he paced around her body he suddenly was tripped.
After falling to the ground he banged his head on the tile floor.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~
"What are we going to do about Sidney?" Randy asked.
"Why are you so worried? Everyone thinks she is out of her mind," Stu replied.
"But she knows everything!"
"Randy, Randy, Randy. No one will suspect us. I'm the boyfriend of one of the victims. You were shot. Who would suspect a cripple?" Stu asked with a grin.
"I'm not a cripple!"
"Sure you are! Anyway, we need to change our names for our new college because-"
"I know why! I came up with the plan. We change our names so when people start getting killed we wont look suspicious. I mean how many times can one guy beat a cereal killer?" (A/n: Did you notice how I spelt Serial? You have to see Hackers to understand.)
Stu rolled his eyes, "I know!"
"My new name can be Clark Kent!" Randy said enthusiastically.
"Please tell me you aren't going Superman on me!"
"I would change my name to Charles Manson but that would be too obvious," Randy said with a shrug.
"I am going to pick a very subtle new name. Stu Killings," Stu grinned.
"I'll be Randy Doom," Randy said.
"What a cool name you have there Mr. Doom," Stu sniggered.
"I know. Der, Mr. Killings, der!" Randy mocked.
"You better watch it or I'll gut your ass in a second!"
"Stu!" Randy said.
Stu looked at him.
"Stu!"
"What?" Stu yelled.
"Stu get your ass up!" Jenna yelled.
Stu's eyes shot open to see Jenna leaning over him.
Stu blinked furiously to make sure he wasn't hallucinating.
"Are you okay?" Jenna asked.
"I shot you."
"Yeah. You shot me with a Blood Cap," Jenna held up the gun.
"A blood cap?" Stu asked.
"It's shaped like a bullet but its plastic and filled with corn syrup," Jenna answered.
Stu sat up and said, "You really scared the shit out of me."
"When? When I 'died' or when I was talking about marriage?"
"I was pretty damn freaked out at both times."
"You handled killing me oh so well. You dumbass! You should have dragged my body in your room," Jenna rolled her eyes.
"You sound like you know from experience," Stu eyed her suspiciously as he stood up.
"No, I've just been friends with Sara for too long."
"Are you saying that Sara knows from experience?" Stu asked.
"No! She has seen way to many movies, that's all."
"So, do you really love me?" Stu asked slyly.
"Think what you want as long as it helps you sleep at night."
"In that case. Let me see the tattoo you have. You know, the one with my name with a heart around it," Stu laughed.
Jenna lifted up her sleeve to show the word 'Freak' printed on her arm.
"Sara's says 'Evilness' and Kayleigh's is the Japanese sign for love," Jenna said.
"What, I'm not good enough to have my name inside a heart?" Stu pretended to pout.
"That's right."
~*~*~*~
Sara and Kayleigh walked side by side in silence. Sara looked sad.
"Chester! You better smile!" Kayleigh ordered.
"I can't smile. Its against my religion."
"I like cheese!" Kayleigh squealed.
Sara began laughing like a five year old.
"You know what you should do, Snoopy McChester? You should go see Randy."
"And you should see Gerrit," After Sara said this she made a 'Oooooh' sound.
"Let's kill Katie for stealing Gerrit's essence," Kayleigh said. (A/n: No one but Kayleigh will think that one is hilarious. Kayleigh, We should kill Amy for stealing Joel's essence!!)
Sara rolled her eyes, "I need to ask Jenna something."
"Fine! Ignore me for your clone! I'll go see Gerrit," Kayleigh pouted.
Sara began running off to find Jenna.
~*~*~*~*~
A/N
I'm sorry that this chapter sucks. I know it sucks so don't lie to me and tell me it's 'good. Stop the lies!!
Anyhoo. What did you lot think of it? I hope it wasn't too dull, boring, uneventful, unfunny.
I must go. Good-bye! By the way. My new favorite thing to say is Lass. I dunt know what.