A/n
Zoinks! I haven't update in forever. I shall do so now. Never fear!
Why do people read this fic? By people I mean Kayleigh and Jenna. Too bad Jenna beat up her computer with a bat cuz the 'special' pictures of Matt took to long to load. LOL!!!
Anyhow, I think that my story is disappointingly predictable. DON'T LIE! YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! DON'T LIE!! Lol.
Now that I'm done yelling at you lovely people I shall finally update..
Much Love-Chester
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Stu and Jenna stood together in the hall making small talk when Randy walked up to them.
"Stu! We need to talk," Randy said in a serious as well as angry tone.
Stu looked at Randy and said in a pissed off tone, "Yeah, we do!"
Jenna eyed them both suspiciously.
"I'll be right back, Jenna," Stu said as he dragged Randy in his room. He shut the door behind him.
"I can't believe you killed Stevo.with out me!" Randy said in a harsh whispered.
"What the hell do you mean? I thought you killed him," Stu whispered.
Randy shoved Stu and yelled, "Don't fucking lie to me!"
Stu glared at Randy as if ready to kill, "I swear on Tatum's grave that I am not lying."
Randy laughed falsely and said, "If I find out that you are lying than your little girlfriend will find you're heart in her breakfast."
Stu smacked the back of Randy's head and walked out of the room to see Jenna and Sara standing next to each other.
Sara suddenly went silent as if Sara and Jenna were talking about Stu behind his back.
"Hello, Randy," Sara said with a weak smile.
"Why were you two yelling?" Jenna asked.
Stu laughed nervously, "What are you talking about Willis?"
"We heard yelling," Sara said bluntly.
Randy looked at Stu quickly and said, "It was nothing."
"She may be the blonde but I'm not. Why were you yelling?" Jenna asked.
Sara pretended o be upset, "I am not a blonde! My hair is green! Cant you see?" Sara asked this as she pointed at her blonde hair.
"We were not yelling about anything at all! Randy here just likes yelling so he thinks he has friends," Stu grinned, showing his very very very very very very very very sexy dimples.
"Yeah, that's right. So, what were you two talking about?' Randy asked eagerly.
Sara went pale as she looked at Jenna nervously.
"We were talking about Stevo," Jenna answered.
"I wonder who killed him," Stu said.
Sara sighed and just walked into Stu's room without saying anything. Randy looked at Stu then Jenna and followed Sara. He shut the door behind him.
"Damn it! I get locked out of my room," Stu said, annoyed.
"Poor baby," Jenna rolled her eyes.
"Let's go for a walk," Stu said dragging Jenna down the hall.
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Randy looked around the room to see Sara lying on Stevo's bed, crying.
"Go away, Stu! I don't care if this is your room," Sara snapped.
Randy lay down on the bed next to Sara and looked at her. She looked at him and didn't say anything.
"Whats wrong?" Randy asked bluntly.
"Oh, I miss my hamster FiFi who died last year. What do you think I'm sad about?" Sara snapped.
Randy smiled, "Don't cry over Stevo."
She looked into his eyes, "I feel like I'm responsible for his death somehow."
"You aren't responsible so don't worry about it," Randy rubbed her back.
"Thank you," She said as she rubbed her eyes.
Randy leaned over and kissed Sara lightly on the forehead. Sara smiled weakly and returned the kiss, on the lips.
Sara sat up and Randy did the same. Sara laughed, "You are not getting anything from me in my dead boyfriends bed, Randy!"
"Fine, Fine, Fine! Let's go over to Stu's bed then," Randy smiled.
Sara kissed Randy on the cheek and stood up, "Thanks Randy."
"No, no, no! Thank you, my Lady." (a/n: Notice how Randy is repeating things over and over and over again.)
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Stu and Jenna walked together outside talking and 'stuff'. ((Do not ask why I put lil '' around the word stuff. MUHAWAHA!!))
"So-" Jenna started slowly not really knowing what to say.
"So?"
"Isn't it odd that the night Sara wanted to make Stevo jealous he was killed?" Jenna said trying to make conversation.
"Are you accusing your own clone of killing Stevo, Nancy Drew?"
"No! I was just saying that its funny," Jenna said.
((I really wanted to have Silent George waddle out from behind a tree and look at Stu and Jenna with a magnifying glass. Then he would ink at Stu and waddle off. Too bad I didn't. Hey, did you know I waddle. I dunno why.))
"Yeah its so funny. Ah Ha Hoo Ha!"
"Don't mock me, Stuart," Jenna said.
"I will if I want, Jenna," Stu said as if he was five years old.
Jenna laughed, "Okay Mr. Killings, what are we going to learn today? Oh yeah. We're going to learn to color. I know its tough but if you stay within the lines it will be all right."
Stu shook his head, "Damn it! Why must you bring up the coloring? It's not my fault! Those lines were pretty damn tricky."
Jenna smiled, "Stu, where are you from?"
Stu stopped and glared at Jenna nervously, "Why do you ask?"
"I was just wondering," Jenna answered.
"I'm from.um.New York City. And you?"
"Cleveland."
"Tell me more about yourself," Stu commanded.
Jenna leaned over to Stu and whispered, "I'm a vampire. Don't tell."
"Please tell me your going to suck my blood," Stu said exposing his neck.
Jenna started laughing and said, "Its not night yet."
Stu glared up at the sky and yelled, "Sun, you bastard! Go down!"
"You need to stop trying to seduce poor innocent me," Jenna said.
"Only when the job is done," Stu said devilishly.
Jenna raised her eyebrows, "I'll scream rape!" ((I just quoted Jay from Dogma!))
"Anyway, you want to go watch a movie?" Stu asked.
"Only if it has Matthew Lillard," Jenna smiled.
"Lets watch your basic slasher movie like Jason."
"And we can count how many times the dude outside in the car guys killed!" Jenna squealed excited.
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A/N
Sorry this sucked. At least I'm updating. Finally. Im sorry you aren't in this chapter Kayleigh. IM SORRY!!!! Lol. I hope this didn't suck much..
Much love-Sara the Snoopy
Why do people read this fic? By people I mean Kayleigh and Jenna. Too bad Jenna beat up her computer with a bat cuz the 'special' pictures of Matt took to long to load. LOL!!!
Anyhow, I think that my story is disappointingly predictable. DON'T LIE! YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN! DON'T LIE!! Lol.
Now that I'm done yelling at you lovely people I shall finally update..
Much Love-Chester
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Stu and Jenna stood together in the hall making small talk when Randy walked up to them.
"Stu! We need to talk," Randy said in a serious as well as angry tone.
Stu looked at Randy and said in a pissed off tone, "Yeah, we do!"
Jenna eyed them both suspiciously.
"I'll be right back, Jenna," Stu said as he dragged Randy in his room. He shut the door behind him.
"I can't believe you killed Stevo.with out me!" Randy said in a harsh whispered.
"What the hell do you mean? I thought you killed him," Stu whispered.
Randy shoved Stu and yelled, "Don't fucking lie to me!"
Stu glared at Randy as if ready to kill, "I swear on Tatum's grave that I am not lying."
Randy laughed falsely and said, "If I find out that you are lying than your little girlfriend will find you're heart in her breakfast."
Stu smacked the back of Randy's head and walked out of the room to see Jenna and Sara standing next to each other.
Sara suddenly went silent as if Sara and Jenna were talking about Stu behind his back.
"Hello, Randy," Sara said with a weak smile.
"Why were you two yelling?" Jenna asked.
Stu laughed nervously, "What are you talking about Willis?"
"We heard yelling," Sara said bluntly.
Randy looked at Stu quickly and said, "It was nothing."
"She may be the blonde but I'm not. Why were you yelling?" Jenna asked.
Sara pretended o be upset, "I am not a blonde! My hair is green! Cant you see?" Sara asked this as she pointed at her blonde hair.
"We were not yelling about anything at all! Randy here just likes yelling so he thinks he has friends," Stu grinned, showing his very very very very very very very very sexy dimples.
"Yeah, that's right. So, what were you two talking about?' Randy asked eagerly.
Sara went pale as she looked at Jenna nervously.
"We were talking about Stevo," Jenna answered.
"I wonder who killed him," Stu said.
Sara sighed and just walked into Stu's room without saying anything. Randy looked at Stu then Jenna and followed Sara. He shut the door behind him.
"Damn it! I get locked out of my room," Stu said, annoyed.
"Poor baby," Jenna rolled her eyes.
"Let's go for a walk," Stu said dragging Jenna down the hall.
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Randy looked around the room to see Sara lying on Stevo's bed, crying.
"Go away, Stu! I don't care if this is your room," Sara snapped.
Randy lay down on the bed next to Sara and looked at her. She looked at him and didn't say anything.
"Whats wrong?" Randy asked bluntly.
"Oh, I miss my hamster FiFi who died last year. What do you think I'm sad about?" Sara snapped.
Randy smiled, "Don't cry over Stevo."
She looked into his eyes, "I feel like I'm responsible for his death somehow."
"You aren't responsible so don't worry about it," Randy rubbed her back.
"Thank you," She said as she rubbed her eyes.
Randy leaned over and kissed Sara lightly on the forehead. Sara smiled weakly and returned the kiss, on the lips.
Sara sat up and Randy did the same. Sara laughed, "You are not getting anything from me in my dead boyfriends bed, Randy!"
"Fine, Fine, Fine! Let's go over to Stu's bed then," Randy smiled.
Sara kissed Randy on the cheek and stood up, "Thanks Randy."
"No, no, no! Thank you, my Lady." (a/n: Notice how Randy is repeating things over and over and over again.)
~*~*~
Stu and Jenna walked together outside talking and 'stuff'. ((Do not ask why I put lil '' around the word stuff. MUHAWAHA!!))
"So-" Jenna started slowly not really knowing what to say.
"So?"
"Isn't it odd that the night Sara wanted to make Stevo jealous he was killed?" Jenna said trying to make conversation.
"Are you accusing your own clone of killing Stevo, Nancy Drew?"
"No! I was just saying that its funny," Jenna said.
((I really wanted to have Silent George waddle out from behind a tree and look at Stu and Jenna with a magnifying glass. Then he would ink at Stu and waddle off. Too bad I didn't. Hey, did you know I waddle. I dunno why.))
"Yeah its so funny. Ah Ha Hoo Ha!"
"Don't mock me, Stuart," Jenna said.
"I will if I want, Jenna," Stu said as if he was five years old.
Jenna laughed, "Okay Mr. Killings, what are we going to learn today? Oh yeah. We're going to learn to color. I know its tough but if you stay within the lines it will be all right."
Stu shook his head, "Damn it! Why must you bring up the coloring? It's not my fault! Those lines were pretty damn tricky."
Jenna smiled, "Stu, where are you from?"
Stu stopped and glared at Jenna nervously, "Why do you ask?"
"I was just wondering," Jenna answered.
"I'm from.um.New York City. And you?"
"Cleveland."
"Tell me more about yourself," Stu commanded.
Jenna leaned over to Stu and whispered, "I'm a vampire. Don't tell."
"Please tell me your going to suck my blood," Stu said exposing his neck.
Jenna started laughing and said, "Its not night yet."
Stu glared up at the sky and yelled, "Sun, you bastard! Go down!"
"You need to stop trying to seduce poor innocent me," Jenna said.
"Only when the job is done," Stu said devilishly.
Jenna raised her eyebrows, "I'll scream rape!" ((I just quoted Jay from Dogma!))
"Anyway, you want to go watch a movie?" Stu asked.
"Only if it has Matthew Lillard," Jenna smiled.
"Lets watch your basic slasher movie like Jason."
"And we can count how many times the dude outside in the car guys killed!" Jenna squealed excited.
~*~*~
A/N
Sorry this sucked. At least I'm updating. Finally. Im sorry you aren't in this chapter Kayleigh. IM SORRY!!!! Lol. I hope this didn't suck much..
Much love-Sara the Snoopy