'1995'
(sung to the tune, '1985' by Bowling For Soup)
When your channel first came out,
That's what it was all about!
Flinstones, Jetsons, Josie, Bugs,
All the cartoons that I love.
But it went out the door,
Dexter, Ed, Courage, and so much more!
This channel they did land,
What happened to the plan?
This was where the classics,
Could all find a home,
Scooby took off in the van,
Bugs no more did roam.
Our favorite dune buggy, now just a memory.
Looks at this channel's new light,
And nothing...nothing's all right..
Without Funky,and Josie,
Even our Speed Buggy,
There was Chan Clan, Bugs Bunny,
Scooby Doo is still the king!
Butch Cassidy, Flinstones, Jetsons rule,
They tel us we are uncool,
But we're still preoccupied,
With 19--19---1995.
We've seen all these classics,
We love every line.
Love Johnny Quest, Goober, Funky Phantom too,
Even Animaniacs was fine!
We rocked to Butch Cassidy, Pussycats, and the Clan,
Not a big Adult Swim fan.
What IS this Miguzi, Kids Next Door,
I don't want to see any more!
Where's the mini-skirts and cute go-go boots?
When did animae suddenly take over the universe?!
When did a good mystery become extinct TV?
Whatever happened to good stories? Good drawings?
On this channel we had:
Funky,and Josie,
Even our Speed Buggy,
There was Chan Clan, Bugs Bunny,
Scooby Doo is still the king!
Butch Cassidy, Flinstones, Jetsons rule,
They tel us we are uncool,
But we're still preoccupied,
With 19--19---1995.
We hate Cramp Twins, Courage, Dexter, make it stop
When did horid violence become the main thing to watch?
And when did we decide we were in love with Japan's art..
Please make this stop! Stop!
STOP!!
And bring back:
Funky,and Josie,
Even our Speed Buggy,
There was Chan Clan, Bugs Bunny,
Scooby Doo is still the king!
Butch Cassidy, Flinstones, Jetsons rule,
They tel us we are uncool,
But we're still preoccupied,
With 1995.
Funky,and Josie,
Even our Speed Buggy,
There was Chan Clan, Bugs Bunny,
Scooby Doo is still the king!
Butch Cassidy, Flinstones, Jetsons rule,
They tel us we are uncool,
But we're still preoccupied,
With 19--19---1995.