Randy and Stu entered Stu's room still wearing their costumes. As soon as
the door was securely shut and locked both of them removed their masks. Stu
glared at him and said, "You almost fucked everything up, ya know!"
"I know," Randy said with a defeated look on his face.
"Why did you let him hear your actual voice?" Stu asked, angrily.
Randy shrugged and answered, "I guess I was a little too confident."
"Fuck yeah, you were! Next time don't do that because I wont always be there!" Stu dropped the knife he had pulled out of his sleeve on Stevo's old bed.
"Why were you there? What? You didn't think I could handle it or something?" Randy asked, defensively as he too pulled his hidden knife out and dropped it on the bed.
"I was just passing by and heard yelling so I listened in and it looks like I saved our asses," Stu answered.
"Oh," Randy said, defeated then said enthusiastically, "Next time I wont need your help!"
"Next time, Movie Master, you better not! What was with you tonight anyway?" Stu asked calmly.
Randy started unbuttoning the black robes until they fell to the ground, revealing the clothes he wore earlier, including his unbuttoned shirt. He glanced down at this and said, "That damn Shannon broke my buttons...."
Stu walked over and sat on his own bed and said sarcastically, "Oh, I guess a broken buttoned shirt gives justice to the fact that we could have been caught."
Randy pulled off the black gloves and replied with a distant tone, "Sara was really mad, wasn't she?"
Stu ripped off his gloves violently and lied, "No. She thought it was pretty funny actually. She was glad as hell that she wasn't bound to you any longer."
Randy started staring at Stu as though to see if he was serious. He looked pretty serious even though he wasn't and Randy dropped his head slightly with a little, "Oh..."
Stu suppressed a smile and thought to himself, 'Great! Don't have to worry about Sara anymore...'
Randy's head shot up and he said in fake enthusiasm, "Give me all the weapons and the costume."
Stu narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
"The cops probably will come back thanks to Stevo. So give me the evidence," Randy answered.
Stu nodded and stood up from his bed. He turned around and said in a girly voice, "Randy, care to unbutton me?"
Stu laughed, shook his head and began to unbutton the black robes. He caught them as they fell off his body and tossed them towards Randy. Randy, slow to react, just barely caught them. He bent down and picked his own off the ground and said, "Don't forget the gun."
Stu rolled his eyes and put his hand on the gun that was tucked half way into his pants with his red shirt covering the rest. He grabbed it by the handle and pulled it out. Randy extended his hand to receive the gun.
Stu pointed the gun at Randy and said, "How am I supposed to know you're still are a virgin? I think I should shoot you and if you still live your a virgin."
Randy eyed Stu and the gun then shook his head and said, "Give me the damn gun."
Stu laughed and handed him the gun. Randy wrapped the gun up in one of the robes. He picked the still bloody knives up and did the same. He yawned and said, "I'll see you tomorrow. I'm tired."
"Yeah, killing people take a shit load of energy out of you. G' Night," Stu said as he plopped himself down on his bed.
Randy walked over to the door, opened it half way and asked, "Should I go talk to Sara?"
"Definitely not," Stu answered and Randy left.
"Tonight was good," Stu muttered as he lay down on his bed.
~*~*~*~*~
No one had heard about the proceeding night's murders and this made Stu nervous a little. Randy just smiled and said, "Be patient!"
The two were heading to film when Jenna joined them. She smiled at Stu then glanced awkwardly at Randy. Sara wasn't there. Randy instinctively asked, "Where is Sara?"
Jenna rolled her eyes, threw up her hands dramatically in the air and said exasperatedly, "Now you care about her?!"
Randy opened his mouth to say something but quickly shut it and began staring at the floor he treaded on as though it was fascinating. Jenna rolled her eyes again and asked Stu, "So, Stuart, what happened at that party after I left?"
Stu shrugged and lied, "I don't know. I left shortly after. So did Randy."
"Oh," She smiled and asked, "So I didn't miss anything?"
"Nothing. The party was really dead," Stu answered, chuckling at his own little joke.
Randy elbowed Stu and asked again to prevent the joke from sinking in, "Where is Sara?"
Stu muttered an 'owww' and Jenna stared at the both of them as though they were psychos. Nonetheless, she finally answered, "She is in the room going through a phase. I love her little phases, too. All she does is sit there in the dark with a blanket wrapped around her and watch horror movies as well as anything with Matthew Lillard in it."
"Why?" Stu and Randy asked in unison.
Jenna answered with a sigh, "Think about it. Her heart has been broken like twice in the past few weeks and for the exact same reason. God! Randy, what were you thinking?"
Randy shrugged, "Ummm... Hey- looky! We are almost at class. What an enjoyable walk we've had. I better get a good seat."
With that, Randy dashed into the classroom in order to avoid the question because he honestly had no idea how to answer. He was very surprised at what he saw when he entered. A cop stood there talking to the teacher, Mr. Connors.
"You mean, they were murdered? All five of them? By the same person?" Mr. Connors asked rather loudly.
The cop glanced around the basically empty classroom and then noticed Randy. He looked back to Mr. Connors and said, "I trust you to notify your students."
The cop turned away from the teacher and headed for the entrance that Randy now stood in. As he passed Randy on his way out they made eye contact. Once he was gone Stu and Jenna joined him at the entrance. Stu slapped Randy in the back of the head and said, "Sit down, why don't ya?"
The three of them sat down in the back row of class, Stu sitting in the middle. Jenna sighed and commented, "Cops suck."
Stu nodded in agreement and said, "I'll give anyone of you a nickel if you ask a cop for bacon and chase after them with a machete!"
Randy, who wasn't even listening leaned forward in his seat, looked at Jenna and asked, "So how long will Sara be in this phase?"
Stu stared at Randy with laughing eyes and smacked him in the chest while saying, "Randy, you are one indecisive crazy bastard, ya know that?"
Jenna suppressed a laugh and suddenly stared at her black painted fingernails with interest. Randy glared at Stu then asked again, "When will her phase be over?"
Jenna looked away from her nails and asked, "Are you asking when her phase will be over or when you'll be able to see her?"
"I guess I am wondering when I can see her," Randy muttered as more people came into the room.
"How about when all hell freezes over? Then you can come on over," Jenna added an odd innocent smile.
More people filed in as Stu pointed out the obvious with saying, "That means she never wants to see ya, Randy ol' pal!"
"I don't care! Who said I cared? I've forgotten about Sara! I mean, Sara who?" Randy crossed his arms over his chest and pouted slightly.
"That's not what I've gathered, Randy," Jenna said.
"I said, Sara who?!" Randy looked mad.
Soon all the chairs around them were filled with students and Mr. Connors looked like he was about to throw up. And eventually he said very weakly, "Excuse me class."
The class ignored him but gradually when they noticed his serious face they all went quiet. Then the teacher said in the same weak voice, "Its my solemn responsibility to inform you that five students were murdered last night."
He paused to let this sink in and it did. Soon people turned to one another and whispered amongst themselves. Stu and Randy looked at each other and nodded in acknowledgement. Then Randy whispered so only Stu could hear, "Five? I only got one."
Stu whispered back with pride in his voice, "I told you, Movie Master, it's all about skill. Got that, rookie?"
Jenna eyed them both suspiciously then turned to the front of the room and asked loud enough to be heard over the class, "Who was murdered?"
With her question the class went silent as they waited for the teachers response. Mr. Connors answered dramatically, "The five students were Hilary Duff...." (A/n: Told ya I would kill Hilary Duff, Jenna... Hahaha. She never thought she'd be killed by Stu, did she? Nope.)
"She deserved it, I'm sure," Jenna whispered to the two boys beside her.
Stu nodded in a 'you know that's right' way as the teacher continued "...Justin Tennent..." (A/n: Only Kayleigh will get that...)
"He deserved it too, right?" Randy muttered.
"Right," Jenna agreed.
Mr. Connors continued still "...Nicki Stellar...."
"She deserved it," Stu commented. (A/n: I swear if Stu hadn't beat me to it I would have killed that bitch! Grrrr... Sorry, she is this really annoying girl at my school...)
"....Gerrit Nycamp...."
Jenna gasped slightly and muttered to herself, "Oh my god..."
"....and Sara Schmidt," The teacher finished. (A/n: For those who don't know, that's me! So I killed myself... Not Sara Black but my real self. LOL! Good times man, good times.)
This too was left to sink in. Stu just laughed on the inside and thought, 'I killed Sara in some sense.'
~*~*~*~
Class was over and the three walked together in silence. Stu put his arms around Jenna as they walked and said, "Are you okay, beautiful?"
Jenna forced a smile and said, "I'm great. I just am wondering how Kayleigh will take this."
Randy stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked in silence. Thats when Kayleigh joined them, walked beside Jenna and said 'hi' to everyone but Randy. Everyone noticed and Stu soon asked, "Hey, aren't you going to say hello to Randy?"
"Who?" She asked, not looking at Randy.
"Isn't that mature," Jenna commented with a laugh then went silent when she remembered Gerrit.
Kayleigh walked, still avoiding looking at Randy and asked again, "Who?"
Randy put his hands on his forehead and rubbed there as though he had a headache. He then said, "I'm sorry Kayleigh. Please don't be mad at me."
She finally looked at him and spat, "Apologize to Sara!"
Realizing she was talking to him she looked away quickly and Randy whined, "But Jenna said I can't see Sara until hell freezes over!"
Jenna laughed and said, "Well, you could see her but I wouldn't recommend it."
Stu, who looked at no one and sported a very serious look on his face said, "So, Kayleigh.... Five students were murdered last night...."
Her eyes widened only slightly and she asked, "Did they deserve it?"
Jenna raised a hand to high five Kayleigh and said, "Hell yeah, they did!"
Kayleigh high fived her and laugh while saying, "Who was killed?"
Stu pinched Jenna slightly causing her to say 'Owww!' and glare at him. Her face softened and she looked at Kayleigh sympathetically while saying gently, "Gerrit was killed...."
Kayleigh stopped walking suddenly and stood there frozen for a minute. She simply said, emotionlessly, "I have to go..."
Kayleigh ran off before anyone could say anything else to her. The three of them stared after her, silently. Then the silence was broken when Randy asked, "Is she going to be going through a phase too now?"
Jenna nodded and answered, "Probably. Everyone is getting their boyfriends killed."
Stu laughed to himself and said, "But don't worry about me being killed, Jenna. I'm invincible."
Jenna rolled her eyes and said, "Just learn to follow the rules."
~*~*~*~
Authors note:
Okay, whoa... I've been updating like crazy, haven't I? Well, I had too cuz Jenna said she would gut me like a fish If I hadn't. Speaking of my clone, she is the reason I've been able to update at all. You see, my Microsoft Word died for some reason so I've been sending the chapters to Jenna and she has been fixing them and putting them on here. So everyone thank Jenna who rocks!
Oh! Guess what? I had the greatest dream an hour ago. See, Matthew Lillard worked at a convenient store and I went there and bought some chips. I saw him and started freaking out but didn't say anything because I was sooo excited. I went back to the store (who wouldn't?) and I told him he was the greatest actor alive and he thanked me and thats all I remember... I think after that we went to church together... Lol... Oh the great irony it was....
Love you all! Sara
"I know," Randy said with a defeated look on his face.
"Why did you let him hear your actual voice?" Stu asked, angrily.
Randy shrugged and answered, "I guess I was a little too confident."
"Fuck yeah, you were! Next time don't do that because I wont always be there!" Stu dropped the knife he had pulled out of his sleeve on Stevo's old bed.
"Why were you there? What? You didn't think I could handle it or something?" Randy asked, defensively as he too pulled his hidden knife out and dropped it on the bed.
"I was just passing by and heard yelling so I listened in and it looks like I saved our asses," Stu answered.
"Oh," Randy said, defeated then said enthusiastically, "Next time I wont need your help!"
"Next time, Movie Master, you better not! What was with you tonight anyway?" Stu asked calmly.
Randy started unbuttoning the black robes until they fell to the ground, revealing the clothes he wore earlier, including his unbuttoned shirt. He glanced down at this and said, "That damn Shannon broke my buttons...."
Stu walked over and sat on his own bed and said sarcastically, "Oh, I guess a broken buttoned shirt gives justice to the fact that we could have been caught."
Randy pulled off the black gloves and replied with a distant tone, "Sara was really mad, wasn't she?"
Stu ripped off his gloves violently and lied, "No. She thought it was pretty funny actually. She was glad as hell that she wasn't bound to you any longer."
Randy started staring at Stu as though to see if he was serious. He looked pretty serious even though he wasn't and Randy dropped his head slightly with a little, "Oh..."
Stu suppressed a smile and thought to himself, 'Great! Don't have to worry about Sara anymore...'
Randy's head shot up and he said in fake enthusiasm, "Give me all the weapons and the costume."
Stu narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
"The cops probably will come back thanks to Stevo. So give me the evidence," Randy answered.
Stu nodded and stood up from his bed. He turned around and said in a girly voice, "Randy, care to unbutton me?"
Stu laughed, shook his head and began to unbutton the black robes. He caught them as they fell off his body and tossed them towards Randy. Randy, slow to react, just barely caught them. He bent down and picked his own off the ground and said, "Don't forget the gun."
Stu rolled his eyes and put his hand on the gun that was tucked half way into his pants with his red shirt covering the rest. He grabbed it by the handle and pulled it out. Randy extended his hand to receive the gun.
Stu pointed the gun at Randy and said, "How am I supposed to know you're still are a virgin? I think I should shoot you and if you still live your a virgin."
Randy eyed Stu and the gun then shook his head and said, "Give me the damn gun."
Stu laughed and handed him the gun. Randy wrapped the gun up in one of the robes. He picked the still bloody knives up and did the same. He yawned and said, "I'll see you tomorrow. I'm tired."
"Yeah, killing people take a shit load of energy out of you. G' Night," Stu said as he plopped himself down on his bed.
Randy walked over to the door, opened it half way and asked, "Should I go talk to Sara?"
"Definitely not," Stu answered and Randy left.
"Tonight was good," Stu muttered as he lay down on his bed.
~*~*~*~*~
No one had heard about the proceeding night's murders and this made Stu nervous a little. Randy just smiled and said, "Be patient!"
The two were heading to film when Jenna joined them. She smiled at Stu then glanced awkwardly at Randy. Sara wasn't there. Randy instinctively asked, "Where is Sara?"
Jenna rolled her eyes, threw up her hands dramatically in the air and said exasperatedly, "Now you care about her?!"
Randy opened his mouth to say something but quickly shut it and began staring at the floor he treaded on as though it was fascinating. Jenna rolled her eyes again and asked Stu, "So, Stuart, what happened at that party after I left?"
Stu shrugged and lied, "I don't know. I left shortly after. So did Randy."
"Oh," She smiled and asked, "So I didn't miss anything?"
"Nothing. The party was really dead," Stu answered, chuckling at his own little joke.
Randy elbowed Stu and asked again to prevent the joke from sinking in, "Where is Sara?"
Stu muttered an 'owww' and Jenna stared at the both of them as though they were psychos. Nonetheless, she finally answered, "She is in the room going through a phase. I love her little phases, too. All she does is sit there in the dark with a blanket wrapped around her and watch horror movies as well as anything with Matthew Lillard in it."
"Why?" Stu and Randy asked in unison.
Jenna answered with a sigh, "Think about it. Her heart has been broken like twice in the past few weeks and for the exact same reason. God! Randy, what were you thinking?"
Randy shrugged, "Ummm... Hey- looky! We are almost at class. What an enjoyable walk we've had. I better get a good seat."
With that, Randy dashed into the classroom in order to avoid the question because he honestly had no idea how to answer. He was very surprised at what he saw when he entered. A cop stood there talking to the teacher, Mr. Connors.
"You mean, they were murdered? All five of them? By the same person?" Mr. Connors asked rather loudly.
The cop glanced around the basically empty classroom and then noticed Randy. He looked back to Mr. Connors and said, "I trust you to notify your students."
The cop turned away from the teacher and headed for the entrance that Randy now stood in. As he passed Randy on his way out they made eye contact. Once he was gone Stu and Jenna joined him at the entrance. Stu slapped Randy in the back of the head and said, "Sit down, why don't ya?"
The three of them sat down in the back row of class, Stu sitting in the middle. Jenna sighed and commented, "Cops suck."
Stu nodded in agreement and said, "I'll give anyone of you a nickel if you ask a cop for bacon and chase after them with a machete!"
Randy, who wasn't even listening leaned forward in his seat, looked at Jenna and asked, "So how long will Sara be in this phase?"
Stu stared at Randy with laughing eyes and smacked him in the chest while saying, "Randy, you are one indecisive crazy bastard, ya know that?"
Jenna suppressed a laugh and suddenly stared at her black painted fingernails with interest. Randy glared at Stu then asked again, "When will her phase be over?"
Jenna looked away from her nails and asked, "Are you asking when her phase will be over or when you'll be able to see her?"
"I guess I am wondering when I can see her," Randy muttered as more people came into the room.
"How about when all hell freezes over? Then you can come on over," Jenna added an odd innocent smile.
More people filed in as Stu pointed out the obvious with saying, "That means she never wants to see ya, Randy ol' pal!"
"I don't care! Who said I cared? I've forgotten about Sara! I mean, Sara who?" Randy crossed his arms over his chest and pouted slightly.
"That's not what I've gathered, Randy," Jenna said.
"I said, Sara who?!" Randy looked mad.
Soon all the chairs around them were filled with students and Mr. Connors looked like he was about to throw up. And eventually he said very weakly, "Excuse me class."
The class ignored him but gradually when they noticed his serious face they all went quiet. Then the teacher said in the same weak voice, "Its my solemn responsibility to inform you that five students were murdered last night."
He paused to let this sink in and it did. Soon people turned to one another and whispered amongst themselves. Stu and Randy looked at each other and nodded in acknowledgement. Then Randy whispered so only Stu could hear, "Five? I only got one."
Stu whispered back with pride in his voice, "I told you, Movie Master, it's all about skill. Got that, rookie?"
Jenna eyed them both suspiciously then turned to the front of the room and asked loud enough to be heard over the class, "Who was murdered?"
With her question the class went silent as they waited for the teachers response. Mr. Connors answered dramatically, "The five students were Hilary Duff...." (A/n: Told ya I would kill Hilary Duff, Jenna... Hahaha. She never thought she'd be killed by Stu, did she? Nope.)
"She deserved it, I'm sure," Jenna whispered to the two boys beside her.
Stu nodded in a 'you know that's right' way as the teacher continued "...Justin Tennent..." (A/n: Only Kayleigh will get that...)
"He deserved it too, right?" Randy muttered.
"Right," Jenna agreed.
Mr. Connors continued still "...Nicki Stellar...."
"She deserved it," Stu commented. (A/n: I swear if Stu hadn't beat me to it I would have killed that bitch! Grrrr... Sorry, she is this really annoying girl at my school...)
"....Gerrit Nycamp...."
Jenna gasped slightly and muttered to herself, "Oh my god..."
"....and Sara Schmidt," The teacher finished. (A/n: For those who don't know, that's me! So I killed myself... Not Sara Black but my real self. LOL! Good times man, good times.)
This too was left to sink in. Stu just laughed on the inside and thought, 'I killed Sara in some sense.'
~*~*~*~
Class was over and the three walked together in silence. Stu put his arms around Jenna as they walked and said, "Are you okay, beautiful?"
Jenna forced a smile and said, "I'm great. I just am wondering how Kayleigh will take this."
Randy stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked in silence. Thats when Kayleigh joined them, walked beside Jenna and said 'hi' to everyone but Randy. Everyone noticed and Stu soon asked, "Hey, aren't you going to say hello to Randy?"
"Who?" She asked, not looking at Randy.
"Isn't that mature," Jenna commented with a laugh then went silent when she remembered Gerrit.
Kayleigh walked, still avoiding looking at Randy and asked again, "Who?"
Randy put his hands on his forehead and rubbed there as though he had a headache. He then said, "I'm sorry Kayleigh. Please don't be mad at me."
She finally looked at him and spat, "Apologize to Sara!"
Realizing she was talking to him she looked away quickly and Randy whined, "But Jenna said I can't see Sara until hell freezes over!"
Jenna laughed and said, "Well, you could see her but I wouldn't recommend it."
Stu, who looked at no one and sported a very serious look on his face said, "So, Kayleigh.... Five students were murdered last night...."
Her eyes widened only slightly and she asked, "Did they deserve it?"
Jenna raised a hand to high five Kayleigh and said, "Hell yeah, they did!"
Kayleigh high fived her and laugh while saying, "Who was killed?"
Stu pinched Jenna slightly causing her to say 'Owww!' and glare at him. Her face softened and she looked at Kayleigh sympathetically while saying gently, "Gerrit was killed...."
Kayleigh stopped walking suddenly and stood there frozen for a minute. She simply said, emotionlessly, "I have to go..."
Kayleigh ran off before anyone could say anything else to her. The three of them stared after her, silently. Then the silence was broken when Randy asked, "Is she going to be going through a phase too now?"
Jenna nodded and answered, "Probably. Everyone is getting their boyfriends killed."
Stu laughed to himself and said, "But don't worry about me being killed, Jenna. I'm invincible."
Jenna rolled her eyes and said, "Just learn to follow the rules."
~*~*~*~
Authors note:
Okay, whoa... I've been updating like crazy, haven't I? Well, I had too cuz Jenna said she would gut me like a fish If I hadn't. Speaking of my clone, she is the reason I've been able to update at all. You see, my Microsoft Word died for some reason so I've been sending the chapters to Jenna and she has been fixing them and putting them on here. So everyone thank Jenna who rocks!
Oh! Guess what? I had the greatest dream an hour ago. See, Matthew Lillard worked at a convenient store and I went there and bought some chips. I saw him and started freaking out but didn't say anything because I was sooo excited. I went back to the store (who wouldn't?) and I told him he was the greatest actor alive and he thanked me and thats all I remember... I think after that we went to church together... Lol... Oh the great irony it was....
Love you all! Sara