The three of them slept peacefully in the late hours of the morning. Sara
slept crunched up in a ball on Stu's bed with the pillow placed over her
head. Over on the late, great, blue haired Stevo's bed Jenna and Stu laid
peacefully together. Shirtless hot Stu lay on his back with an arm
underneath Jenna's head, supporting her like a pillow would. One of her
arms draped itself over Stu's bare chest limply.
None of them would have awoken for a long while if a knock hadn't sounded. It took twelve loud booming knocks to wake Jenna who yawned and opened her eyes slowly. When she saw Stu she looked startled and forgot about the previous night where they almost broke the sacred rules (BUT DIDN'T!). A smile spread across her face as she shook Stu to wake him up. Her tired voice muttered, "Stu! Get up. Someone is at the door."
He opened his eyes leisurely and whined back, "Then go open the door. I'm tired!"
Jenna rolled her eyes and kicked the blanket that only covered her legs. She got off the bed and slowly walked toward the door, glancing at the sleeping Sara as she walked. She opened the door a crack and asked groggily, "Can I help you?"
"Yes! Is a Stuart Killings here?" A voice asked causing Jenna to actually look to see who it was, unlike what she did moments earlier. Before her stood the two men she had seen leave Stu's room the night he and Sara had 'slept' together. Before her stood Detective Jones and Silent George.
"Ummm... Yeah!" She answered hesitantly as she looked over to Stu and said, "Stu! You have company."
"Tell them to go away! I'm tired!" Stu said muffled as he placed a pillow over his head as Sara had.
With that, Sara rolled off of Stu's bed and shrieked, "Ow! That's the second time I've done that..."
Detective Jones pushed the door open more and walked in with Silent George following behind him. He looked from Stu to Sara and said, "Good morning, Miss Black."
Sara jumped a little and stood up from where she had fallen. She looked at the detective, startled and said, "Hey there Detective Jones! Howdy Silent George!" She added a little salute to Silent George who saluted back.
Jenna closed the door and mouthed 'Silent George' questioningly to Sara who smiled a goofy smile and said, "Jenna! This is Detective Jones and Silent George. They are detectives!"
Jenna glanced at them nervously and muttered, "I've gathered that."
She walked over to where Stu laid and shook him violently. She continued this until he threw the pillow off of his head, sat up and shrieked angrily, "WHAT?!"
"Mr. Killings, may we have a word with you?" Detective Jones asked sternly as he continued to glance from Sara to Jenna, thinking 'This boy sure gets around.'
Stu looked at the detective and muttered a little, "Oh..."
Sara laughed and said, "Stuart! Commerce with your guests!"
Stu leaped off of the bed and asked, "What is the problem?"
"As you were informed, five students were murdered two nights ago at a party," Detective Jones said in an emotionless voice.
"At the party?" Jenna asked.
Silent George nodded and ran an extended finger across his throat and did the snoopy dance. Jenna nodded in acknowledgement and allowed Jones to continue.
"Sounds like one bitchin' party!" Sara said, still sporting the goofy smile. Silent George looked at her sternly and she said, "I mean... Those poor people."
Jones looked at Sara dismissively, stared back at Stu and asked, "Were you at that party?"
"Yeah," Stu answered knowing he couldn't lie while Jenna and Sara were there.
Jones nodded in a way that told you that that's all he wanted to hear. He smiled smugly and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Killings but we are going to have to take you in and question you down at the station. You are the prime suspect in these, as well as your former roommate's murder."
"Why? Because I went to a party?" Stu asked, his eyes widened in fear.
"Wait! Stu, you are such a liar!" Jenna said, fake glaring at Stu.
Everyone looked at her and Stu asked, "What am I lying about?"
"You never were at that party!" Jenna said, pinching him slightly so he would get the hint to go along with it.
Stu got the hint and managed to not look surprised. He opened his mouth to say something when Sara cut in and lied, "Jenna's right! I was at that party all night and I never saw you."
Jones and Silent George looked at them all suspiciously. Then Jenna asked Stu, "Are you mixing up that party from like two weeks ago with this one?"
Stu faked a look of contemplation and said, "Your right! I am, aren't I?"
Detective Jones had this sudden look of disappointment as Stu asked with a hint of cockiness, "Is there anything else you need?"
"No, there isn't," Jones said in a defeated tone. Then he added, his voice filled with paranoia, "I will be back before you know it. I think you have something to do with this!"
"Bye then," Jenna said with an innocent smile.
"See ya, Silent George!" Sara said, saluting him again.
He saluted back and started walking towards the door. Detective Jones glared at Stu suspiciously and said, "I'll be back."
"We got that part. Bye bye," Jenna waved.
He didn't say anything as he turned, opened the door and walked out. Silent George shrugged and followed, closing the door behind him. Stu glanced from Sara to Jenna and asked, "Why did you do that?"
"Because, I already told you, I hate cops," Jenna answered.
"I was just following Jenna's lead," Sara said as she fell backwards on Stu's bed.
"Plus, it would be a shame if you went to prison for a murder you didn't do," Jenna said, poking one of his lovely dimples.
"Actually, I would find it funny if he made close 'friends' with a guy named Daisy," Sara said, laughing.
Stu glared at Sara slightly and muttered, "Well, thank you to all."
Jenna started laughing slightly. Then when Stu asked 'What?' she said, "We 'slept' together, Stu!"
Stu nodded and muttered, "Right..."
"Hey, Loser! Do you have any aspirin? I have a fucking headache," Sara complained.
"Yeah. It's in the top dresser drawer over there. Try and take the whole bottle and die, please," Stu replied coolly.
"Anything to make you happy, asshole," Sara smiled sweetly as she got up off the bed again.
Jenna frowned and stated sarcastically, "I'm becoming so overwhelmed by all the love in this room."
"Love? I'll show you love," Stu grinned as he leaned over and planted a kiss on Jenna's unsuspecting lips.
Sara rolled her eyes and commented, "Stu, your a fucking dog that humps peoples legs. Just like that damn Tim." (A/n- Read Jenna's Witches of Eastwick Fic and you'll understand.)
She glanced over at them to see the two groping one another. She just walked over to the dresser and opened the top dresser. She dug around for the aspirin, which she eventually found, along with a small white book, which she grabbed. She glanced at the book then at Stu and Jenna in disgust. She took the book and sat down and flipped it to a middle page.
Pictures covered the pages with names underneath them making Sara realize it was a yearbook. One picture caught her eye and she muttered, "Randy Meeks...?"
This made Stu stop what he was doing with Jenna and looked over to Sara who held his senior yearbook. He leaped up causing Jenna to be startled. He quickly moved toward Sara and grabbed the yearbook, closing it. He snapped, "Don't look through my shit!"
Both Sara and Jenna jumped slightly and Sara asked, "Why does it say Randy's name is 'Randy Meeks'?"
"Its a typo," Stu answered instantly as he tossed the book back into the open drawer.
Sara stood up and yelled, "I FUCKING HATE YOU STU!"
"GOOD!" He yelled back. She pouted and stomped towards the door, which she opened. She glared at him and yelled, "I HOPE THEY LOCK YOU AWAY!"
She started stomping away, leaving Jenna to stare after her. She looked at Stu and yelled, "BE NICER!"
He shrugged defensively and asked, "Your mad at me too?"
"YES!" She yelled as she stood up from the bed and stomped towards the door.
"So, I'll see you later?" Stu asked.
"Okay, bye!" She said before she left, closing the door behind her.
"Women are crazy," He muttered to himself.
~*~*~
Authors note:
God, that was a really short chapter, wasn't it? I'm sorry... I just felt like writing it so I did. God, I'm updating a lot...I probably will update again soon.... Very soon... I hope you like this cuz I think it all sucks....
Well, I have to go and watch Matty bleed and drool on himself... I LOVE STU!
SARA
None of them would have awoken for a long while if a knock hadn't sounded. It took twelve loud booming knocks to wake Jenna who yawned and opened her eyes slowly. When she saw Stu she looked startled and forgot about the previous night where they almost broke the sacred rules (BUT DIDN'T!). A smile spread across her face as she shook Stu to wake him up. Her tired voice muttered, "Stu! Get up. Someone is at the door."
He opened his eyes leisurely and whined back, "Then go open the door. I'm tired!"
Jenna rolled her eyes and kicked the blanket that only covered her legs. She got off the bed and slowly walked toward the door, glancing at the sleeping Sara as she walked. She opened the door a crack and asked groggily, "Can I help you?"
"Yes! Is a Stuart Killings here?" A voice asked causing Jenna to actually look to see who it was, unlike what she did moments earlier. Before her stood the two men she had seen leave Stu's room the night he and Sara had 'slept' together. Before her stood Detective Jones and Silent George.
"Ummm... Yeah!" She answered hesitantly as she looked over to Stu and said, "Stu! You have company."
"Tell them to go away! I'm tired!" Stu said muffled as he placed a pillow over his head as Sara had.
With that, Sara rolled off of Stu's bed and shrieked, "Ow! That's the second time I've done that..."
Detective Jones pushed the door open more and walked in with Silent George following behind him. He looked from Stu to Sara and said, "Good morning, Miss Black."
Sara jumped a little and stood up from where she had fallen. She looked at the detective, startled and said, "Hey there Detective Jones! Howdy Silent George!" She added a little salute to Silent George who saluted back.
Jenna closed the door and mouthed 'Silent George' questioningly to Sara who smiled a goofy smile and said, "Jenna! This is Detective Jones and Silent George. They are detectives!"
Jenna glanced at them nervously and muttered, "I've gathered that."
She walked over to where Stu laid and shook him violently. She continued this until he threw the pillow off of his head, sat up and shrieked angrily, "WHAT?!"
"Mr. Killings, may we have a word with you?" Detective Jones asked sternly as he continued to glance from Sara to Jenna, thinking 'This boy sure gets around.'
Stu looked at the detective and muttered a little, "Oh..."
Sara laughed and said, "Stuart! Commerce with your guests!"
Stu leaped off of the bed and asked, "What is the problem?"
"As you were informed, five students were murdered two nights ago at a party," Detective Jones said in an emotionless voice.
"At the party?" Jenna asked.
Silent George nodded and ran an extended finger across his throat and did the snoopy dance. Jenna nodded in acknowledgement and allowed Jones to continue.
"Sounds like one bitchin' party!" Sara said, still sporting the goofy smile. Silent George looked at her sternly and she said, "I mean... Those poor people."
Jones looked at Sara dismissively, stared back at Stu and asked, "Were you at that party?"
"Yeah," Stu answered knowing he couldn't lie while Jenna and Sara were there.
Jones nodded in a way that told you that that's all he wanted to hear. He smiled smugly and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Killings but we are going to have to take you in and question you down at the station. You are the prime suspect in these, as well as your former roommate's murder."
"Why? Because I went to a party?" Stu asked, his eyes widened in fear.
"Wait! Stu, you are such a liar!" Jenna said, fake glaring at Stu.
Everyone looked at her and Stu asked, "What am I lying about?"
"You never were at that party!" Jenna said, pinching him slightly so he would get the hint to go along with it.
Stu got the hint and managed to not look surprised. He opened his mouth to say something when Sara cut in and lied, "Jenna's right! I was at that party all night and I never saw you."
Jones and Silent George looked at them all suspiciously. Then Jenna asked Stu, "Are you mixing up that party from like two weeks ago with this one?"
Stu faked a look of contemplation and said, "Your right! I am, aren't I?"
Detective Jones had this sudden look of disappointment as Stu asked with a hint of cockiness, "Is there anything else you need?"
"No, there isn't," Jones said in a defeated tone. Then he added, his voice filled with paranoia, "I will be back before you know it. I think you have something to do with this!"
"Bye then," Jenna said with an innocent smile.
"See ya, Silent George!" Sara said, saluting him again.
He saluted back and started walking towards the door. Detective Jones glared at Stu suspiciously and said, "I'll be back."
"We got that part. Bye bye," Jenna waved.
He didn't say anything as he turned, opened the door and walked out. Silent George shrugged and followed, closing the door behind him. Stu glanced from Sara to Jenna and asked, "Why did you do that?"
"Because, I already told you, I hate cops," Jenna answered.
"I was just following Jenna's lead," Sara said as she fell backwards on Stu's bed.
"Plus, it would be a shame if you went to prison for a murder you didn't do," Jenna said, poking one of his lovely dimples.
"Actually, I would find it funny if he made close 'friends' with a guy named Daisy," Sara said, laughing.
Stu glared at Sara slightly and muttered, "Well, thank you to all."
Jenna started laughing slightly. Then when Stu asked 'What?' she said, "We 'slept' together, Stu!"
Stu nodded and muttered, "Right..."
"Hey, Loser! Do you have any aspirin? I have a fucking headache," Sara complained.
"Yeah. It's in the top dresser drawer over there. Try and take the whole bottle and die, please," Stu replied coolly.
"Anything to make you happy, asshole," Sara smiled sweetly as she got up off the bed again.
Jenna frowned and stated sarcastically, "I'm becoming so overwhelmed by all the love in this room."
"Love? I'll show you love," Stu grinned as he leaned over and planted a kiss on Jenna's unsuspecting lips.
Sara rolled her eyes and commented, "Stu, your a fucking dog that humps peoples legs. Just like that damn Tim." (A/n- Read Jenna's Witches of Eastwick Fic and you'll understand.)
She glanced over at them to see the two groping one another. She just walked over to the dresser and opened the top dresser. She dug around for the aspirin, which she eventually found, along with a small white book, which she grabbed. She glanced at the book then at Stu and Jenna in disgust. She took the book and sat down and flipped it to a middle page.
Pictures covered the pages with names underneath them making Sara realize it was a yearbook. One picture caught her eye and she muttered, "Randy Meeks...?"
This made Stu stop what he was doing with Jenna and looked over to Sara who held his senior yearbook. He leaped up causing Jenna to be startled. He quickly moved toward Sara and grabbed the yearbook, closing it. He snapped, "Don't look through my shit!"
Both Sara and Jenna jumped slightly and Sara asked, "Why does it say Randy's name is 'Randy Meeks'?"
"Its a typo," Stu answered instantly as he tossed the book back into the open drawer.
Sara stood up and yelled, "I FUCKING HATE YOU STU!"
"GOOD!" He yelled back. She pouted and stomped towards the door, which she opened. She glared at him and yelled, "I HOPE THEY LOCK YOU AWAY!"
She started stomping away, leaving Jenna to stare after her. She looked at Stu and yelled, "BE NICER!"
He shrugged defensively and asked, "Your mad at me too?"
"YES!" She yelled as she stood up from the bed and stomped towards the door.
"So, I'll see you later?" Stu asked.
"Okay, bye!" She said before she left, closing the door behind her.
"Women are crazy," He muttered to himself.
~*~*~
Authors note:
God, that was a really short chapter, wasn't it? I'm sorry... I just felt like writing it so I did. God, I'm updating a lot...I probably will update again soon.... Very soon... I hope you like this cuz I think it all sucks....
Well, I have to go and watch Matty bleed and drool on himself... I LOVE STU!
SARA
