The two girls stormed out of Stu's room, angrily. Once they were a little
bit away from Stu Jenna asked, "What was that thing you were looking at
that made Stu mad?"
"Yearbook," Sara answered dismissively.
"And what about Randy?" She asked as she realized she was still wearing Stu's t-shirt.
Sara noticed too that what she wore belonged to Stu the whore. She glared at the shirt as though it was it's owner and said, "Let's use the shirt for voodoo or something."
"No!" She hugged the shirt slightly, "I love the shirt!"
"Then why the hell did you storm out of there all pissed off?" Sara asked, still glaring at the shirt.
"Oh! I was just following your lead," Jenna shrugged innocently then asked again, "What about Randy?"
Sara sighed despairingly and answered, "In that yearbook it said Randy's name is Randy Meeks. Stu, the asshole who should be locked away forever, claims it's a typo."
"Perhaps you read wrong," Jenna suggested.
"There is only one way to find out," Sara began.
Jenna grinned and said, "We can steal it!"
"Let's get Kayleigh and rob Stu!" Sara said excitedly.
"Yeah... Kayleigh probably needs a little havoc wreckage," Jenna nodded in agreement.
Sara grinned mischievously and asked "Can I beat him up while were robbing him?"
Jenna smiled and simply answered, "How 'bout no?"
"Damn you to hell!" Sara fake pouted.
~*~*~
They crept into their room slowly. Why they crept, no one knows. Once they were inside they closed the door and noticed Kayleigh, wide-awake, staring across the room. The two girls followed her gaze to see something highly unexpected.
There, lying on Sara's bed was Randy. He was covered in her black blankets and laid facing down, with his face embedded in a red pillow. Jenna whispered to Kayleigh, "Why is he here?"
Kayleigh's eyes laughed slightly as she answered, "He was waiting for Sara to come back."
"Awwww.... Isn't that sweet, Sara?" Jenna teased as her friend glared slightly at Randy.
Sara slowly walked towards Randy's sleeping body, saying nothing. Jenna sat next to Kayleigh and whispered, "This is gonna be good."
"Hell yeah! Do you got any popcorn?" Kayleigh asked.
Sara stood over Randy and gently sat down on the bed. She stared down at him and shook him lightly. Softly she said, "Randy. Wake up..."
He stirred a little until he turned onto his back. His eyes slowly fluttered open and he stared at Sara in silence. She asked softly, "Why are you sleeping in my bed?"
He, figuring Sara had forgiven him, answered, "I wanted to apologize to you."
Jenna whispered to Kayleigh, "Why isn't she bitch slapping him?"
Kayleigh shrugged and said, "Maybe they'll kiss and make up."
"Oh Randy," Sara said with a smile. The smile vanished and she asked angrily, "How is Shannon doing?"
"See! That's what I'm talking about!" Jenna said happily.
"I wouldn't know how Shannon is! She could be dead for all I care!" Randy shrieked as he sat up.
"I hate you!" She snapped.
"I'm sorry!" Randy yelled defensively.
Sara glanced at her friends, sighed and strangely enough turned to Randy and kissed him. He, totally caught off guard, kissed her back at the last second. She pulled away and frowned. He looked at her strangely and asked, "You still hate me?"
Kayleigh whispered, "See? They kissed and made up!"
"Do I still hate you?" Sara repeated. She glared and said, "Hell yeah I still hate you!"
"Why did you kiss me then?" Randy asked, highly confused.
"TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!! NOW LEAVE!" Sara screamed.
Jenna laughed, "Yes! That's what I'm talking about! YEAH!"
Everyone looked at Jenna and Kayleigh asked, "Are you drunk?"
"No! How come everyone always thinks I am? I'm just crazy!" Jenna answered.
"Anyway..." Randy started.
"I told you to get out!" Sara pointed toward the door.
"Fine!" Randy pushed the covers off of him and jumped off the bed. He walked to the door and looked at Sara who didn't even look back.
"Ah... Young love," Kayleigh smiled and waved to Randy.
"Bye, Sara!" Randy said as he opened the door.
"Be gone!" Sara still didn't look at him.
With that, he left, not bothering to close the door. Jenna stood up and slammed the door. She turned and looked at her friends and said, "Men today.... They are all so lazy and melodramatic."
"Stu too?" Kayleigh asked.
"Forget about that!" Sara stood up and walked toward Kayleigh and Jenna. She nodded toward Jenna and said, "We have to wreak havoc!"
"Oh yeah!" Jenna remembered, "We are going to steal something from lovely Stu."
Kayleigh calmly asked, "What are we stealing?"
"His yearbook," Sara answered with an evil grin on her face.
"Oh! I get it. Jenna is going to have an unhealthy obsession with Stu! First she steals his shirt, now she is going to steal mementos from his youthful days," Kayleigh laughed.
Jenna crossed her arms over her chest and said, "I am not going to have an unhealthy obsession with Stu! I'll have you know, obsessions are very healthy!"
"Then why are we swiping the yearbook?" Kayleigh asked, raising an eyebrow.
Jenna shrugged and said, "Curiosity, I suppose."
"Plus it said Randy's last name is 'Meeks'," Sara added.
"Hmmmm... Strange," Kayleigh commented.
Jenna looked toward Sara and asked, "How should we steal it?"
"Why are you asking me?" Sara laughed evilly and suggested, "How about we kill Stu like Michael Myers would and take the book and run!"
Jenna nodded in agreement and said, "Good plan, except... Killing Stu! Honestly... Like you aren't a key suspect already, Miss 'I-dated-Stevo-who- was-murdered-after-he-cheated-on-you'!"
"Wow, good times. I'm so glad we are recapping such good memories," Kayleigh sighed.
Sara glared at Jenna then shrugged and said with a hint of anger, "Fine! We wont kill the bastard. Just take away all my fun, why don't ya!"
"How about Jenna distracts him and we swipe it?" Kayleigh suggested.
"Good plan!" Jenna said instantly.
"I bet you think it's a good plan for you, Miss Almost Broke The Rules!" Sara muttered bitterly, upset that she couldn't kill Stu.
~*~*~
Stu sat there in his room, lying on his bed with his hands underneath his head. He had an unfolded newspaper lying on his bare chest and he sported a huge grin. He muttered to himself, "Randy is such a rookie!"
He chuckled and wondered how he would kill his next victim. As these thoughts ran through his head a knock came at the door and he jumped slightly. Him, being too lazy to get up called out, "Come in!"
The door flew open and in walked Randy. He looked at Stu with annoyance as he closed the door. He frowned and asked, "Is that the paper? Hey, you actually can read!"
"Your just mad because you got shot down!" Stu mocked.
"Whatever!" Randy glared darkly then asked, "Does it talk about the murders?"
"Of course. We are going to blow them all to oblivion when we strike again," Stu grinned.
"Hell yeah we are," Randy agreed.
A knock sounded again and Stu sighed exasperatedly asking, annoyed, "God! Who is it?"
Randy, realizing Stu wasn't going to get up walked over and opened the door to see Jenna standing there. As soon as she saw him her eyes widened and she said very loudly, "Oh looky! It's Randy!"
He didn't notice but she moved her hand in a beckoning way to someone in the hall. Suddenly Sara walked into the picture and looked at Randy with annoyance. Then Jenna leaned in and whispered in her ear so only she could hear, "You have to distract Randy!"
"Damn it," Sara muttered then forced a smile and said, "Randy, can we go to your room or something? We need to talk."
Randy spoke with surprise and eagerness, "Yeah. We can go to my room."
He walked past Jenna, grabbed Sara's hand to her disliking and started dragging her off. Jenna stared after them and when Randy wasn't looking Sara glared at Jenna and, with her free hand, drove an extended finger across her throat like Silent George would do and pointed at Jenna while mouthing 'You'. Jenna laughed and waved to them when she heard Stu whine, "Jenna! Come in!"
She walked in to the room, leaving the door open. She smiled at him and said, "Stu, you gotta come with me! I've got something to show you. Get up."
Stu yawned and asked, "Can't you show me in here?"
"No! Now get your lovely ass up!" Jenna ordered.
He grinned and said, "Fine, fine, fine!"
He stood up and opened his closet and grabbed a black t-shirt. He pulled it over his head and asked, "Where are we going?"
"Just follow me," Jenna said as she walked out of the room. He shook his head and followed, closing the door behind him.
As they walked down the hall the crossed paths with Kayleigh. Stu waved and said, "Howdy Kayleigh!"
"Ummmm...Howdy?" She glanced at them dismissively as she passed them.
She walked to where the door to Stu's room was and waited until he and Jenna were out of site. Once they were she opened the door, slipped in the room, and closed the door quickly. She looked around the room and laughed while reminding herself, "The object is in his top dresser drawer."
She walked over to the said dresser and opened the drawer slowly as though if opened to quickly it would self-destruct. When it was open she saw the white thin book sitting on top of all the other things. She grabbed it and closed the drawer quickly, the opposite of how she opened it.
A mischievous smile spread across her face. She would steal some Stu and Stevo artifacts...
~*~*~*~
Authors note:
I'm sorry if that was boring. I'll show what other things Kayleigh steals in the next chapter. Hahahaha. Sorry, I'm kind of crazy. But who cares? BAH HUMBUG!
I love all my lovely reviewers. Jenna, you rock. Kayleigh, keep on truckin'! Dawnie-7, you really rock because you're the only person who reads this who isn't in the story. I think you rock much I will add a little cameo thing in a future chapter.
I love all three of ya! Oh, another character will be added in the next few chapters. It's going to be freaking awesome who I bring. All I'm saying is 'Serial Mom'. That's all!
Love you all,
SARA the crazy 80's freak
"Yearbook," Sara answered dismissively.
"And what about Randy?" She asked as she realized she was still wearing Stu's t-shirt.
Sara noticed too that what she wore belonged to Stu the whore. She glared at the shirt as though it was it's owner and said, "Let's use the shirt for voodoo or something."
"No!" She hugged the shirt slightly, "I love the shirt!"
"Then why the hell did you storm out of there all pissed off?" Sara asked, still glaring at the shirt.
"Oh! I was just following your lead," Jenna shrugged innocently then asked again, "What about Randy?"
Sara sighed despairingly and answered, "In that yearbook it said Randy's name is Randy Meeks. Stu, the asshole who should be locked away forever, claims it's a typo."
"Perhaps you read wrong," Jenna suggested.
"There is only one way to find out," Sara began.
Jenna grinned and said, "We can steal it!"
"Let's get Kayleigh and rob Stu!" Sara said excitedly.
"Yeah... Kayleigh probably needs a little havoc wreckage," Jenna nodded in agreement.
Sara grinned mischievously and asked "Can I beat him up while were robbing him?"
Jenna smiled and simply answered, "How 'bout no?"
"Damn you to hell!" Sara fake pouted.
~*~*~
They crept into their room slowly. Why they crept, no one knows. Once they were inside they closed the door and noticed Kayleigh, wide-awake, staring across the room. The two girls followed her gaze to see something highly unexpected.
There, lying on Sara's bed was Randy. He was covered in her black blankets and laid facing down, with his face embedded in a red pillow. Jenna whispered to Kayleigh, "Why is he here?"
Kayleigh's eyes laughed slightly as she answered, "He was waiting for Sara to come back."
"Awwww.... Isn't that sweet, Sara?" Jenna teased as her friend glared slightly at Randy.
Sara slowly walked towards Randy's sleeping body, saying nothing. Jenna sat next to Kayleigh and whispered, "This is gonna be good."
"Hell yeah! Do you got any popcorn?" Kayleigh asked.
Sara stood over Randy and gently sat down on the bed. She stared down at him and shook him lightly. Softly she said, "Randy. Wake up..."
He stirred a little until he turned onto his back. His eyes slowly fluttered open and he stared at Sara in silence. She asked softly, "Why are you sleeping in my bed?"
He, figuring Sara had forgiven him, answered, "I wanted to apologize to you."
Jenna whispered to Kayleigh, "Why isn't she bitch slapping him?"
Kayleigh shrugged and said, "Maybe they'll kiss and make up."
"Oh Randy," Sara said with a smile. The smile vanished and she asked angrily, "How is Shannon doing?"
"See! That's what I'm talking about!" Jenna said happily.
"I wouldn't know how Shannon is! She could be dead for all I care!" Randy shrieked as he sat up.
"I hate you!" She snapped.
"I'm sorry!" Randy yelled defensively.
Sara glanced at her friends, sighed and strangely enough turned to Randy and kissed him. He, totally caught off guard, kissed her back at the last second. She pulled away and frowned. He looked at her strangely and asked, "You still hate me?"
Kayleigh whispered, "See? They kissed and made up!"
"Do I still hate you?" Sara repeated. She glared and said, "Hell yeah I still hate you!"
"Why did you kiss me then?" Randy asked, highly confused.
"TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!! NOW LEAVE!" Sara screamed.
Jenna laughed, "Yes! That's what I'm talking about! YEAH!"
Everyone looked at Jenna and Kayleigh asked, "Are you drunk?"
"No! How come everyone always thinks I am? I'm just crazy!" Jenna answered.
"Anyway..." Randy started.
"I told you to get out!" Sara pointed toward the door.
"Fine!" Randy pushed the covers off of him and jumped off the bed. He walked to the door and looked at Sara who didn't even look back.
"Ah... Young love," Kayleigh smiled and waved to Randy.
"Bye, Sara!" Randy said as he opened the door.
"Be gone!" Sara still didn't look at him.
With that, he left, not bothering to close the door. Jenna stood up and slammed the door. She turned and looked at her friends and said, "Men today.... They are all so lazy and melodramatic."
"Stu too?" Kayleigh asked.
"Forget about that!" Sara stood up and walked toward Kayleigh and Jenna. She nodded toward Jenna and said, "We have to wreak havoc!"
"Oh yeah!" Jenna remembered, "We are going to steal something from lovely Stu."
Kayleigh calmly asked, "What are we stealing?"
"His yearbook," Sara answered with an evil grin on her face.
"Oh! I get it. Jenna is going to have an unhealthy obsession with Stu! First she steals his shirt, now she is going to steal mementos from his youthful days," Kayleigh laughed.
Jenna crossed her arms over her chest and said, "I am not going to have an unhealthy obsession with Stu! I'll have you know, obsessions are very healthy!"
"Then why are we swiping the yearbook?" Kayleigh asked, raising an eyebrow.
Jenna shrugged and said, "Curiosity, I suppose."
"Plus it said Randy's last name is 'Meeks'," Sara added.
"Hmmmm... Strange," Kayleigh commented.
Jenna looked toward Sara and asked, "How should we steal it?"
"Why are you asking me?" Sara laughed evilly and suggested, "How about we kill Stu like Michael Myers would and take the book and run!"
Jenna nodded in agreement and said, "Good plan, except... Killing Stu! Honestly... Like you aren't a key suspect already, Miss 'I-dated-Stevo-who- was-murdered-after-he-cheated-on-you'!"
"Wow, good times. I'm so glad we are recapping such good memories," Kayleigh sighed.
Sara glared at Jenna then shrugged and said with a hint of anger, "Fine! We wont kill the bastard. Just take away all my fun, why don't ya!"
"How about Jenna distracts him and we swipe it?" Kayleigh suggested.
"Good plan!" Jenna said instantly.
"I bet you think it's a good plan for you, Miss Almost Broke The Rules!" Sara muttered bitterly, upset that she couldn't kill Stu.
~*~*~
Stu sat there in his room, lying on his bed with his hands underneath his head. He had an unfolded newspaper lying on his bare chest and he sported a huge grin. He muttered to himself, "Randy is such a rookie!"
He chuckled and wondered how he would kill his next victim. As these thoughts ran through his head a knock came at the door and he jumped slightly. Him, being too lazy to get up called out, "Come in!"
The door flew open and in walked Randy. He looked at Stu with annoyance as he closed the door. He frowned and asked, "Is that the paper? Hey, you actually can read!"
"Your just mad because you got shot down!" Stu mocked.
"Whatever!" Randy glared darkly then asked, "Does it talk about the murders?"
"Of course. We are going to blow them all to oblivion when we strike again," Stu grinned.
"Hell yeah we are," Randy agreed.
A knock sounded again and Stu sighed exasperatedly asking, annoyed, "God! Who is it?"
Randy, realizing Stu wasn't going to get up walked over and opened the door to see Jenna standing there. As soon as she saw him her eyes widened and she said very loudly, "Oh looky! It's Randy!"
He didn't notice but she moved her hand in a beckoning way to someone in the hall. Suddenly Sara walked into the picture and looked at Randy with annoyance. Then Jenna leaned in and whispered in her ear so only she could hear, "You have to distract Randy!"
"Damn it," Sara muttered then forced a smile and said, "Randy, can we go to your room or something? We need to talk."
Randy spoke with surprise and eagerness, "Yeah. We can go to my room."
He walked past Jenna, grabbed Sara's hand to her disliking and started dragging her off. Jenna stared after them and when Randy wasn't looking Sara glared at Jenna and, with her free hand, drove an extended finger across her throat like Silent George would do and pointed at Jenna while mouthing 'You'. Jenna laughed and waved to them when she heard Stu whine, "Jenna! Come in!"
She walked in to the room, leaving the door open. She smiled at him and said, "Stu, you gotta come with me! I've got something to show you. Get up."
Stu yawned and asked, "Can't you show me in here?"
"No! Now get your lovely ass up!" Jenna ordered.
He grinned and said, "Fine, fine, fine!"
He stood up and opened his closet and grabbed a black t-shirt. He pulled it over his head and asked, "Where are we going?"
"Just follow me," Jenna said as she walked out of the room. He shook his head and followed, closing the door behind him.
As they walked down the hall the crossed paths with Kayleigh. Stu waved and said, "Howdy Kayleigh!"
"Ummmm...Howdy?" She glanced at them dismissively as she passed them.
She walked to where the door to Stu's room was and waited until he and Jenna were out of site. Once they were she opened the door, slipped in the room, and closed the door quickly. She looked around the room and laughed while reminding herself, "The object is in his top dresser drawer."
She walked over to the said dresser and opened the drawer slowly as though if opened to quickly it would self-destruct. When it was open she saw the white thin book sitting on top of all the other things. She grabbed it and closed the drawer quickly, the opposite of how she opened it.
A mischievous smile spread across her face. She would steal some Stu and Stevo artifacts...
~*~*~*~
Authors note:
I'm sorry if that was boring. I'll show what other things Kayleigh steals in the next chapter. Hahahaha. Sorry, I'm kind of crazy. But who cares? BAH HUMBUG!
I love all my lovely reviewers. Jenna, you rock. Kayleigh, keep on truckin'! Dawnie-7, you really rock because you're the only person who reads this who isn't in the story. I think you rock much I will add a little cameo thing in a future chapter.
I love all three of ya! Oh, another character will be added in the next few chapters. It's going to be freaking awesome who I bring. All I'm saying is 'Serial Mom'. That's all!
Love you all,
SARA the crazy 80's freak