Chapter 21! YAY! Ok this is kid of a stand-alone chapter. Nothing really important happens... it's just a good Brucas FUN chapter... It's really long... so I hope you like it! PLEASE REVIEW.... Its VERY important LOL! My finale grade for this semester depends on you guys! Thanks for reading! Hope you like it!
"Brooke... Brooke, wake up" Lucas whispered shaking Brooke gently
"No, I'm tired" Brooke whined turning over so he couldn't get to her and pulling the covers over her head
"Come on..."
"Hey! You got your winning game sex last night, now I need sleep"
"Brooke... we're gonna hit traffic, you can sleep on the way there." Lucas complained shaking her again
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Just come on"
"Do this Brooke, Do that Brooke, clean the chimney Brooke" Brooke mocked as she sat up and kissed Lucas good morning
"When have I ever asked you to clean the chimney?" Lucas asked kissing her back
"I don't know, but I'm sure you did... Luke! Its 5:30 in the morning!" Brooke yelled looking at the clock and crawling back under the covers. It was too early to do anything.
"I know... now just dressed... I have everything else packed"
"Packed for what?" Brooke whined getting warm under the covers again
"Do you have to argue with everything I do?"
"Yes, I believe chapter 5 in the 'How to be a Wife' manual said specifically to argue lots and lots with your husband" Brooke giggled.
"Uh huh... ok that must be the baby sitters" Lucas said hearing the door open
"Does anyone use a doorbell anymore?"
"Just get dressed"
"Lucas we're here!" Haley screamed
"Who is that?"
"Will you stop asking so many questions and just get dressed?"
"Fine" Brooke whined throwing a pillow at him.
Lucas walked downstairs where Nathan and Haley were waiting in the kitchen with bags and food galore from their trip up. Nathan had called him last night after the game to tell him that he had an interview in Chapel Hill and they wanted to stop buy after. Lucas then had conned them both into babysitting for 2 nights while he and Brooke went to Myrtle Beach, telling them it would be good practice for when they had 2 kids. Luckily they fell for it and now Lucas just had to get Brooke out of the house without her knowing where he was taking her.
"Hales! Your, how far a long did you say you were?" Lucas laughed hugging her
"You're funny... hug me quick, I gotta pee"
"Where's Amber?"
"Bonding with Dan and Deb... They love that child I swear! We go and get her from that place and she has more toys just from that one trip then we have for her in the whole apartment. Who knew Dan would actually care about something other than himself" Nathan laughed rolling his eyes
"Who knew..."
"Where are your two?" Nathan asked getting anxious.
"Sleeping dude... they won't rise until like 10:00 unless you wake them up"
"Man, Amber is up at 5:15 everyday... where's Brooke?"
"Getting madder and madder by the second because I wont tell her where I am taking her, she was saying something me making her clean the chimney?" Lucas laughed
"Nice... Ok well you 2 kids have fun, now don't go off having a lot of sex and drinking ya hear?" Nathan snorted in his southern accent
"Funny... that's exactly what Keith told me the night before I went on my first date with Brooke"
"We all see you listened so well"
"Haley!" Nathan and Lucas heard Brooke squeal
"Brooke!"
"Now I'm probably not going to be able to get her out of the house" Lucas laughed
"Who knew those 2 would actually be friends"
"Who knew we would either"
"Lucas! Haley's here!" Brooke screeched running down the stairs in her bra
"And so am I" Nathan laughed not bothering to cover his eyes
"Wait, so they're the babysitters? I am so lost"
"I see nothing has changed with you Brooke" Nathan laughed
"Bite me Nathan"
"Sorry, that's Lucas's job" Nathan laughed searching through the refrigerator for food
"Brooke... Clothes... car"
"Fine... if you wont tell me where we are going Haley will! Wont'cha Tutorwife?" Brooke asked turning to Haley
"Sorry Brooke, I'm sworn to secrecy"
"Ugh, you people suck... I know clothes, car... I got it" Brooke whined seeing Lucas's hand motions for her to get dressed and heading back up the stairs
"So what are you guys going to do today?"
"I figured we would just stay around here...maybe take them to the park later today or tomorrow" Haley smiled
"Sounds fun, let me just warn you Emma is going through a climbing phase... she climbs everything including me so you might have to watch her at the park. And Austin will try and eat anything he gets his hands on so beware and"
"Luke, we'll be fine! We also have a kid of our own and believe me, if I can handle Amber all day by myself Nathan and I can handle your 2 angels"
"Angels? Yea, good luck with that" Lucas laughed as he went upstairs to make sure Brooke was actually getting ready. Knowing her she was already sidetracked doing something else.
"Ok Broody, spill... where are we going?" Brooke asked cornering him in their bedroom. She was going to get this out of him if it killed her.
"Tahiti" Lucas laughed
"Really?"
"No, hurry up"
"I'm ready, let me just kiss the kids bye since I'm not sure if I'll ever see them again" Brooke giggled
After Brooke kissed Emma and Austin goodbye and finished lecturing Haley about making them watch Telletubbies Lucas finally managed to get her in the car. Still she had no idea where he was taking her but she hoped it was somewhere warm and sunny so she could at least work on her tan.
"Ok... let's play a game... you know how I hate car rides" Brooke said once they had been in the car for about 5 minutes. If he wasn't going to tell her my choice she was going to trick him into it
"Ok..."
"Ok... say the first thing that comes to mind, Black or white?" Brooke giggled sitting up on her knees
"Black" Lucas sighed knowing exactly what she was doing
"Steak or Hamburgers?"
"Hamburgers"
"Ok um, Me or Peyton" Brooke asked figuring that would put a nice twist into the game
"That's a tough one"
"Shut up" Brooke giggled
"Sorry... ok continue"
"Ok remember, you have to tell me as fast as possible...where are we going?" Brooke asked hoping to break him
"I'm not telling you"
"Damn it Lucas Scott! Fine... you wont tell me? Ok then... We will listen to Hanson the whole way to wherever" Brooke giggled. It was now time for plan B. If she couldn't trick him into telling her she could torture him
"You are gonna regret this once you figure out where we are going"
"And you are going to totally regret not telling me where we are going when you are on your 50th verse of Oom Bop" Brooke smiled evilly
"IPOD... remember. I knew you were going to make me listen to something like this so I was smart and brought it with me, complete with like 30 new songs Peyton sent me... what's so funny?" Lucas asked seeing Brooke crack up in her seat
"Your trusty IPOD? It's in my back pocket... Hmmm what does Brooke want to listen too while Lucas has to hear Hanson?"
"Wait? How did you? It was in my back pocket"
"I know... I snagged it when you were kissing me this morning... Oh this looks like a good one... One Tree Hill by U2. Have fun bopping with Hanson" Brooke giggled putting the earpieces in her ears and propping her feet up on the dashboard.
Haley and Nathan sat at the bar staring at the floor. The quiet was getting to both of them. They hadn't been in a quiet house, alone together for a while. Without having Amber there to whine or want to play they had nothing to do until Emma and/or Austin woke up. Not to mention the fact that Brooke and Lucas had absolute nothing in the refrigerator, not even flour.
"So... you think it will be this quiet when we have 2 kids?" Nathan laughed listening to the silence
"Are you kidding me? Between the new one crying and Amber being jealous... its going to suck" Haley sighed
"Your right... you think it's a boy?" Nathan asked hopefully. It wasn't that he would be upset if it were a girl, it was just that he already had his girl... now he needed a boy to keep up with Lucas
"Nope... I think it's a girl"
"Your just saying that me worry me Hales... if it's a boy we should name him Nathaniel."
"Ha, Ha, Right! And if we have twin boys we can name them Daniel and Nathaniel... not going to happen Nate" Haley snorted. There was no way she was naming their child Nathaniel...
"Ok since your so sure it's a girl... we'll make a deal. If it's a boy I name him, a girl you name her deal?"
"Deal... Hello in there little Hannah Lee Scott"
"Or Nathaniel Matthew Scott" Nathan broke in
"Who ares you talking toos?" Emma asked walking into the kitchen sleepily
"Emma! You're awake! Thank god" Nathan yelled
"Natan!"
"Its about time... Creepy... its 10:00 on the dot" Haley laughed looking at the microwave
"Dawson's Creek"
"Right" Nathan laughed
"Natan! Lets play ponys!" Emma giggled
"You 2 have fun, I'm going to check on Austin"
Brooke sat in her seat trying really hard to listen to his music but all of the sudden it as like she was in 6th grade again being forced to sit through hours and hours of Peyton's crappy music. It was terrible and she wouldn't understand why anyone would want to listen to it. It also wasn't helping that Lucas didn't seem to be bothered by the Hanson playing over and over again; he was as usual off in his own little world.
"Your music sucks... I can't do this anymore!" Brooke finally said taking the earpieces out
"I knew you'd break" Lucas laughed turning the Hanson down
"Well if you and Peyton would get better taste in Music I wouldn't have to suffer like this... How was Hanson?"
"Well about the 4th time hearing it I came to the conclusion that Oom Bop is actually their secret language that they used to talk about their sex lives to each other so their mother wouldn't hear"
"Wow... ok Luke its time we turn the Hanson off" Brooke giggled
"Hungry?"
"Yes... for like the past hour" Brooke whined turning the air up
"Why didn't you say something?"
"I was giving you the silent treatment"
"You were asleep" Lucas laughed
"That too...Hey! That's a South of the Boarder sign. Can we go to South of the Boarder? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! Lucas if you love me at all you will take me to South of the Boarder and let me buy mindless junk that is way under priced for the kids. Oh! And I want to ride the giant Sombrero! Dude... we should get Pedro to marry us again! Please! Pedro is calling us... See!" Brooke begged pointing to the 30th South of the Boarder sign they had passed with the Cartoon Pedro saying, "Come see Pedro... 100 miles"
"I wonder how much it cost them to put up all of those billboards... I mean I know we have seen at least 50. Why put them up? It isn't like anyone actually wants to go because of the billboards"
"Lucas! Look! Lets go... The billboard is calling me! You would look very sexy in a sombrero! Please... We can go into that store that is 18 an up! We're over 18 now..." Brooke giggled
"When did being under 18 ever stop you? Ok, we'll go... but Pedro is not marrying us"
"Pedro employees have a good eye for fake ID's. And we'll just see about him marrying us Broody..." Brooke giggled kissing him
"Ok... but seriously we can't stay long"
"Right... the mystery place, I forgot... hey! You can wear your sombrero!"
"If I'd known you liked this place so much I would have just brought you here" Lucas laughed trying to steer as Brooke kissed him
"No! Have you ever spent the night in Pedro's hotel? There are some shady people there"
"Worse than us?" Lucas asked lifting his eyebrow
"Hell no... we rock" Brooke giggled
"That we do"
Nathan and Emma sat on the floor playing hang man Barbie while Haley and Austin tried to throw Barbie shoes at the back of Nathan's head since Austin thought that was the funniest thing ever. This went on for a while until Nathan heard crying.
"What the hell is that?"
"Oh nos! Belwa" Emma screamed running to her room
"Bella?"
"Her Chihuahua"
"She gotted stuck on my bed" Emma laughed running back with the little dressed dog and putting her on the floor where she proceeded to try and attack Nathan's ankles
"Damn... this dog I like Cujo in clothes! He is trying to bite me!"
"That's causes you calleded her a boy silly"
"That thing is not a dog, more like a rat of steroids" Nathan laughed still trying to get away from the dog
"No! Belwa doesn't is do drugs" Emma giggled picking up the tiny dog and letting it kiss her face
"Nice Nathan... a 3 year old can tame Cujo over there but you run... You're such a tough man!" Haley laughed tickling Austin
"Ok you know what? Enough of this boring hangman Barbie... I think enough Barbie's have lost their heads today. Emma you guys have a trampoline with a net right?"
"Yea, it is is big!" Emma squealed
"What about a Barbie jeep?"
"I hases a Barbie punch buggy! It is is blue like mommy's! Awson has us a hummerer" Emma answered pointing to the shed outside nest to her giant playhouse
"Ok then... I think it is time for a little game of bumper cars on the trampoline"
"Nathan!" Haley shrieked
"What? It has a net... and we'll put helmets on them... Hales! They'll love it"
"Ok... I am going to ask you this one question, would you let Amber do it?" Haley asked hoping this would change his mind
"Haley... if you only knew the things I let her do when you are off on your little shopping trips." Nathan laughed evilly
"Like what?"
"Like eating sugar! And drink Pepsi and jumping on the bed! Oh and we play in the dirt Haley... lots and lots of Mud and dirt! We do it all..." Nathan laughed
"Nathan! Fine... but if they die YOUR telling Brooke and Lucas why they don't have children anymore... and unlike us they can't have anymore!" Haley cried
"So, we'll give them this one... Ok Emmy Kate. Point me to the cars"
"Nathan No! Look... I am running to he grocery store to get some descent food for these kids... PLAY NICE! Here is Austin... and Nathan I am serious... NO Bumper cars" Haley lectured kissing him bye
"Yes Mother..."
"Awre we still going is to play bumperer cars?" Emma asked once Haley was gone
"Of course we are... you just cant tell Aunt Haley any of it, deal?"
"Deal" Emma giggled
Brooke and Lucas walked hand in hand together through the shops at South of the Boarder picking up and buying the dumbest little things for Emma and Austin. Since everything was so cheap Brooke decided they could buy double what they usually bought and it would break even, which left them carrying more bags and more bags to the car.
"Ok, where next Cheery?" Lucas asked putting another batch of bags in the backseat
"The hat store! I want a hat and you need a sombrero!" Brooke giggled grabbing his hand and pulling him with her
"What is it with you and this sombrero fetish?"
"I am having an affair with Pedro. He wears the sombrero to make it kinky" Brooke sighed as he opened the door for her to the store
"I see... oh this one is defiantly you" Lucas laughed grabbing a flowery hat with the word "Cheery" in big bold letters
"It says Cheery! Lucas they knew we were coming! Oh! There's yours"
"Brooke... that thing is bigger than your car" Lucas laughed
"That's why we should have brought yours...we'll put the top down! Luke... you are buying that hat!"
"How does it look" Lucas asked putting the heavy hat on his head
"Very sexy... almost as good as it looks on Pedro" Brooke giggled kissing him
"Can we go now?" Lucas asked handing her $40 to pay for the hats
"So you really don't wont Pedro to marry us?" Brooke pouted
"No..."
"Fine... but you have to give me a piggy back ride... I wore heels and my feet hurt"
"Your lucky I love you as much as I do... you know that?" Lucas asked leaning down so she could hop on his back
"Yes I do"
Nathan, Emma and Austin stood on the trampoline with Emma in the Punch Buggy and Austin in the Hummer. From the looks of thinks Emma's little girl car had no chance compared to Austin's hummer. But then again, they did say that punch buggies were one of the safest cars on the road.
"Ok... are we ready" Nathan asked making sure Emma's helmet was tight enough to save her in case of a collision.
"Awson cant drive by himselfs" Emma giggled
"Right, ok well I'll help him... can you?"
"Yes..." Emma sighed
"Ok... when I say do your going to hit the gas and go! Got it Emmy Kate?"
"Got its"
"OK, 1 2" Nathan started
"NATHAN! STOP!" Haley yelled at the top of her lungs
"We're busted..."
"Nathan... didn't I specifically ask you NOT to plat bumper cars?" Haley asked sweetly as she walked over to the trampoline
"Hales... we're not"
"Then what are you playing?"
"Crash Dummys" Nathan choked out trying not to laugh
"Nathan... house... Emma, Austin... come here. Are you guys hurt?"
"We didnts get to play" Emma pouted
"Good... come on, let's go play a nice quiet game INSIDE... Sitting down" Haley said helping them both into the house where Nathan was pouting on the couch
"I have an idea" he smiled once Haley sat down next to him with the kids
"Ok... this was not what I had in mind"
"Come on Hales... Poke Haley's Belly is an awesome game.... Its inside, its quiet, we're sitting down" Nathan laughed
"This child is going to have brain damage... and I am going to blame you!"
"Yea, yea... Lets take them to the park"
"Right, park... parks are made for children, lets do that" Haley smiled
Lucas and Brooke had been driving for 4 hours and Brooke was getting ready to go insane. She and Lucas had talked about everything imaginable from sex, to his shoulder to sex again to what she wanted to be, to sex again, now they were talking about how much they talked about sex.
"Lucas.... is it bad that everything we talk about ends up relating to sex?" Brooke asked once their talk had related to sex for the 3rd time in an hour
"No... it just means we have a good sex life"
"Very true" Brooke agreed
"Plus we aren't embarrassed to talk to each other about it" Lucas said
"I hate people like that! I swear... if you cant talk about it don't do it! And if you can talk about it as much as we do you should be able to have it as much as we do"
"Right"
"And when Emma comes to us about sex one day?" Brooke giggled
"Its bad no matter how much she talks about it" Lucas cut in almost before she could even finish her sentence
"Agreed!"
"We should probably stop doing it in all the random places that we do it though" Lucas laughed thinking about all the messes their sex lives did end up getting them into
"Why? That makes it fun"
"Because they are getting to the age where they aren't dumb anymore"
"Very true... from now on... normal places only" Brooke agreed reluctantly
"Right... this is going to be tough" Lucas laughed
"Oh My God! We're going to Myrtle Beach aren't we?" Brooke shrieked seeing the "Welcome to Myrtle Beach" sign
"It took you until now to figure that out?"
"Lucas...You are the greatest husband ever! Are we staying at some ritzy swanky hotel with a mini bar?"
"Brooke.... Do you really think I would book us a room without a mini bar?" Lucas asked
"I told Haley I got the better brother! Pull over right... here!" Brooke yelled unbuckling her seatbelt
"Why?"
"Because... I'm going to kiss you now and I don't want to kill us" Brooke giggled sliding over to his seat sitting in his lap
"You really need a bigger car" Lucas said struggling to make room for her
"Shut up and kiss me" Brooke giggled not giving him a chance to say anything else
"Brooke, we're on the side on the road" Lucas laughed finally breaking free of her kiss
"It doesn't seem to be bothering you too much... we'll give all of the bored children coming home from school an eyeful"
"Can we at least put the top up?"
"I just hit the button" Brooke smiled kissing him again
"I told Nathan I got the better girl"
"Of course you did... can you see Haley having sex on the state line?"
"Never..." Lucas laughed
"Damn..." Brooke cussed sitting back against the steering wheel
"What?"
"We just agreed to not have sex in random places"
"I lied" Lucas laughed pulling her towards him kissing her
"Ok me too"
Haley and Nathan walked with Emma through the park. Their time there had been pretty chaos free. Emma had only tried to climb 3 sets of monkey bars and Austin had only eaten one leaf. Then it happened... they saw the petting zoo.
"Aunt Tutor Girl?" Emma asked excitedly
"Yes?"
"I go pet the bunnies!" Emma giggled pointing to the petting zoo
"Yea Hales... lets go pet the bunnies... you wanna pet the bunnies Austin?"
"Bables" Austin giggled
"Bubbles... I swear, what have Brooke and Lucas done to this kid? Bubbles..."
"I don't know Nathan... a petting zoo?" Haley asked feeling unsure. She would never let Amber get near a goat or a donkey.
"Yea, Dan use to take me all the time after baseball games and stuff, if I did good"
"Aren't they unsanitary?"
"A pony!" Emma shrieked
"Their fine Haley... Emma, do you want to ride the pony?" Nathan asked seeing the excitement on her face
"Can I please... please?" Emma begged
"Of course you can"
"Not! Nathan what if she fell off" Haley cried
"Haley... they hold her on"
"Here... you take Austin to pet the bunnies and I'll take Emma to the ponies"
"What if they get some kind of weird bunny disease?" Haley pouted taking Austin from Nathan
"Then the bunnies will take over the world and kill us all... except Brooke because they will find out she is their lost play boy bunny... afterwards they will make her queen of their land and she will live happily ever after" Nathan laughed picking Emma up
"Nathan, you're not funny... come on Austin, we'll go pet the bunnies"
"We go ride is the pony Natan?"
"Yep!" Nathan laughed waving bye to Haley who was looking nervously at the zoo
"Yay!"
"Don't let the bunnies bite you Hales"
Brooke and Lucas finally made it to their hotel, an hour and a half later than they should have but they still made it.
"Lets go on the beach!" Brooke said once they were checked in
"Shouldn't we put our stuff up first?"
"That's what bellboys are for... bathing suit now Lucas Scott" Brooke giggled throwing him his suit
"At least let me see what we have in here food wise"
"Fine... I'm going to change, you do what you have too...Hey why is my red bathing suit the only one in here... its not exactly the best thing to wear on a 'family beach'"
"I-I wouldn't know.... It was the only one I could find" Lucas laughed looking down at his feet
"Liar...it was at the bottom of my drawer"
"Just go change"
Once Brooke and Lucas were both changed and had eaten all the gummy bears out of the snack drawer Brooke drug Lucas down to the very crowded beach in her skimpy bathing suit.
"You're looking sexy in that bathing suit" a man whistled a Brooke when they got out onto the beach
"Why thank you, my husband thinks so too" Brooke smiled grabbing onto Lucas
"I think I have the hottest wife out here"
"Of course you do broody, its kinda chili out here" Brooke whined grabbing tight onto Lucas
"It's April"
"I am going to go check out that guy over there with the nice flubber action... Keith... Keith is that you?" Brooke yelled
"Brooke..."
"Oh no... he's looking at us! Run! He might come and sit on us... then us skinny people are done for!" Brooke giggled pulling Lucas down the beach with her
"Brooke! This way"
"I hate running in sand" Brooke whined
"I think I just killed some kids sand castle"
"Bad boy Broody! Is he still coming?" Brooke asked stopping to look
"No, he sat down with his flubbery wife"
"Deb?" Brooke yelled
"Brooke" Lucas laughed
"Sorry! I couldn't help myself... I think we are gonna have to hide in the water" Brooke giggled
"What is it with us and water?"
"Holy shit! This is cold water" Brooke screamed once they got in
"Wave" Lucas yelled grabbing Brooke's hand as the wave went over them
"Ah! My Top!" Brooke giggled
"You're kidding"
"No!"
"Wait... there it is" Lucas laughed grabbing it and throwing it at her
"You know I bet if we swam out farther no one would see us if we were skinny dipping"
"Your evil..."
"I know... and cold" Brooke shivered
"Do you really want to get naked in this freezing cold water"
"Come on Lucas! We can tell our grandkids, just for like 5 seconds" Brooke begged pulling him out farther
"We aren't having grandkids because Emma and Austin aren't ever having sex"
"Good point, well we can tell Nathan and Haley's grandkids...come on"
"Those boogie boarders are going to see us" Lucas laughed
"So what? They don't know us, besides real men surf"
Nathan and Haley met back together in the llama part of the petting zoo. Haley looked so frazzled and freaked out by the llamas that Nathan couldn't help but laugh. That was just how Haley was and he loved her for it.
"How was riding the pony?" Haley asked Emma who had her hand over her nose
"It smellded bad" Emma coughed
"She wouldn't ride it"
"I don't wants to is smell likes a horse" Emma laughed
"She wouldn't touch it either" Nathan laughed
"It stinkded"
"How were the bunnies" Nathan asked still laughing a little Emma
"Fine... but a goat chewed a hole in my sweater"
"Did you like the bunnies Austin?"
"Bables" Austin giggled
"Good Lord... what next?"
"Home?" Haley asked hopefully
"Is hungry"
"I want to shoot the BB guns!" Nathan said pointing to the BB gun target area
"Nathan... why?" Haley sighed
"Because it's what guys do"
"Ugh, Nathan you are a guy... we know... now lets go" Haley whined trying to pulling Nathan away from the guns
"Haley... No! I want to shoot the BB gun" Nathan complained picking up a loaded gun
"Nathan! Give me that"
"Ouch! You shot me in the leg!" Nathan yelled in pain
"Oh My God... I shot my husband"
"He Be Ok... It just in the fat... No Blood. Take him to doctor. He fix it right up" The man who ran the stand laughed
"Dude... I don't have fat! Thank god I was wearing jeans"
"Nathan... come on lets get you to the doctor"
"Don't you feel sorry for me? You did shoot me" Nathan complained
"Ha, ha. I shot Lucas with a BB gun in the arm one time when we were 8 and he popped it out and we kept playing... Be a man Nathan."
"It still hurt"
Lucas and Brooke had made it back to the hotel room and had then found the mini bar. An hour later after drinking ½ the mini bar they were both feeling pretty good and were no longer cold at all. After hey had been kicked out of the pool area for trying to do cannon balls into the Jacuzzi (since the pool wasn't heated) they decided that Marco Polo down the hall of their hotel would be just as much fun. But after Brooke fell down the stairs they decided that playing Marco polo with just 2 people in bathing suits and blindfolds wasn't the best idea so, feeling a little more sober from her fall Brooke drug Lucas downstairs to get a massage.
"Why, why are we doing this again?" Lucas laughed as Brooke guided him into the massage room.
"Because even drunk you are tense Broody..."
"I, I am not tense right now" Lucas smiled pushing Brooke against the elevator wall kissing her
"But you are drunk aren't you?" Brooke giggled kissing him back and pulling him down the hall with her to the massage room
"Just a little"
"Me too... ok on the table" Brooke whispered stumbling to find the table next to his
"Shhh" A lady groaned
"Hey lady or man... we are paying just as much as you to get a massage so we can talk if we want too" Brooke shot back
"It's suppose to be a quiet room..."
"Fine... we wont talk, but my question for you is is there a rule that says no sex? Is this the no sex room? Come on Lucas, let's have sex"
"I think she, she should marry Keith" Lucas laughed pointing to the lady
"Or that Flubber guy on the beach"
"2 massages?" The masques asked
"Yes, please"
"Ok... relax... take deep breaths"
"Dude... I think we should live here" Lucas said about 5 minutes into their massages
"What about the kids?"
"We have kids?" Lucas groaned
"Lucas" Brooke giggled
"Kidding... I think"
"No more mini bar for you Mr."
"I think we drank it all anyway" Lucas laughed
"Just about"
"Hey, is that a man or a woman?" Lucas asked pointing to the "Shhh" person
"That's a Pat" Brooke giggled
"What's a Pat?"
"You know Pat... Saturday Night Live"
"Right... No" Lucas laughed
"Lucas, Pat you never knew if it was a woman or a man..."
"Is your name Pat?" Lucas asked loudly to the woman. He defiantly more drunk than Brooke had thought he had been.
"Lucas" Brooke giggled
"Yes, why?" The heshe responded
"Wait... so can I ask you a question?" Brooke asked joining in on the fun
"If you have too"
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"Excuse me?"
"Uh, Lucas... I think we had better run for real this time... if it's a guy, you can take him but if it's a girl I'm dead" Brooke giggled grabbing her towel and Lucas
"Ma'am... wouldn't you like to finish your massage?" The man yelled after her and Lucas
"No... I am stealing my husband, I think I am going to go have my way with him in our room" Brooke giggled
"You dirty girl Brooke Scott"
"Come on babe... lets go do something while your still feeling nothing, cause tomorrow it looks like I'm driving home"
Spoilers: 2 more chapters! YAY!... Next chapter is going to be really important... having a lot of information you may need to understand the sequel, then its Brooke's birthday party! AS always if you guys have any ideas please leave them in your reviews! Thank you!