Sara walked into his room kind of pissed off. She stared at Randy for a
moment, hate billowing behind the forced smile. Randy's room contained two
beds, one presumably being Randy's roommate's. On one side of the
room movies laid everywhere. A television set sat on a bedside table located at the end of the bed.
"So, where is your roommate?" Sara asked, making conversation.
"Most likely off smoking, selling cigarettes to children and pillaging the village woman," Randy shrugged and walked toward his bed after closing the door.
His bed was littered with movies and he simply pushed them off and onto the floor. Sara sighed and walked over to his bed. She sat beside him stiffly. She cracked her knuckles absently and said, "So. You like movies."
"Hell yeah. Life is just one big movie. Except this movie sucks," Randy replied.
"Actually, I think it's just getting good," Sara replied as she picked up a DVD off the ground and looked at it.
He glanced at what she held in her hands and quickly tossed it across the room saying nervously, "That's not mine."
"Don't be ashamed of Scooby-Doo! That movie is awesome! You gotta love the Shaggster!" Sara grinned at his discomfort.
He smiled at her then said, "You are right though. This movie is just getting good. So, what genre would you put our movie in?"
"Well," Sara actually didn't want to kill Randy at this point as she said, "The genre, I would have to say, is horror for the murders, Comedy because Stu is funny looking, Romance just because, Drama for the melodramatic moments we all have, Family because I'm so sure Jenna and Stu almost having sex is good clean 'See-it-with-your-church-youth-group' fun. And, we can't forget this gem, Western as symbolism for the randomness that is."
Randy's eyes widened in surprise as he said, "That's brilliant!"
"Whatever. I try," She shrugged modestly.
"Are you still mad at me?" He asked.
"Fuck yes! I hate you," She said blankly.
The hope in his eyes died and he asked sadly, "Why must you hate me?"
"Because you are scum, much like my dead boyfriend Stevo! You followed exactly in his footsteps," She said adding a sigh of despair.
"Why must you always bring it up?" He asked, annoyed.
"IT ONLY HAPPEND TWO NIGHTS AGO!" She unintentionally yelled.
"But I apologized!" He complained.
"Just give me a second to think up a witty comment!" She said beginning to contemplate.
~*~*~*~
"Where are we going?" Stu asked.
"My room," Jenna answered.
Stu grinned and said, "I like the sound of that!"
"Don't we all?" Jenna grinned as well.
When they got to the room she opened the door a little and kicked the door the remainder of the way open just as Stu had done a day before. He laughed and walked in behind her, her closing the door behind the two of them. He grinned more and asked, "What did ya wanna show me?"
She led him over to her bed and said innocently, "I just thought I would give you your shirt back."
"Why couldn't ya give it to me in my room?" He asked, not getting what she was implying.
She thought quickly and answered, "I needed a little change of environment."
"Oh," He nodded then asked, "Don't you like my shirt?"
"White isn't my color. How about we trade!" She said, eyeing his black t- shirt.
A devilish look appeared on his face and he pulled off his shirt with great haste. She giggled slightly as he placed his hands at the hem of her (more like his) shirt. He slowly lifted it off of her, his hands grazing her skin. Once her shirt was off he pulled her into a kiss as he wrapped his arms around her. She kissed him back as her hands messed with his hair absently.
He pulled away from the kiss and asked, "Where were we last night before Sara interrupted?"
Jenna laughed and pulled out of Stu's arms a little so there was a little space between them. She lowered her hands to Stu's belt and started unbuckling. Soon she pulled the black belt out through the belt loops until it was out. She let it hit the ground and she kissed him softly.
She laughed causing him to ask, "What's so funny?"
"Nothing! I just know someone will walk in here any minute," She said, glancing at the door expectantly.
He stared at the door in paranoia for a moment and sure enough it opened. Entered Kayleigh with her arms filled with things.
Once she saw Stu she turned her back to him to hide her klepto inspired new findings. He naturally assumed it just was because both him and Jenna were shirtless.
He scowled at Jenna and said, "See? You jinxed us!"
"I'm sorry," She said with a pout, "I always do this! I can't watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire because I always jinx the poor unsuspecting contestants."
Kayleigh dumped her new possessions on the side of her bed that was unseen to Stu and suggested, "Perhaps you two should get dressed."
Jenna bent down and picked up both the shirts and the belt. She handed the white shirt and the belt to Stu and pulled the black one on. She stuck her tongue out childishly and said, "It's mine now!"
Stu grinned and shook his head while putting on his own shirt. He glanced awkwardly at Kayleigh and kissed Jenna on the cheek. He started heading toward the door saying, "I'm thinking that's my cue to go."
"Good bye! Oh, can you go to Randy's and tell Sara to get over here?" Jenna asked.
"What's the hurry?" Stu asked.
Kayleigh shrugged and said the first thing that came to mind, "Ummm... I'm pregnant!"
He looked at her with surprise then noticed her laughing eyes and said, "Whatever. I'll get her."
He opened the door and left, closing the door. Jenna clapped excitedly and asked, "What did you get me?"
Kayleigh grinned mysteriously and said, "I'll show you when Sara gets here."
~*~*~*~*~
"How's that witty comment coming along?" Randy asked.
Sara shook her head disappointedly and said, "I got nothing!"
"My apologies," Randy said insincerely. Then he asked, "Hey! Did you say Jenna and Stu almost had sex?"
"Yeah," Sara spoke as though it was no big deal, "Luckily, I stopped them because..."
"Virgins never die," They both said. Sara looked at him, amazed.
"You and I... We're too compatible for our own good. Plus, the compatibility is going to waste by you hating me," Randy said, looking down at the movie littered floor.
"Randy... Why did you do it?" Sara asked sadly.
His eyes filled with dread as he answered, "Because my parents ignored the guidance councilor's suggestions of Anger Management."
"Did you enjoy yourself?" Angriness and bitterness began to force its way into her voice.
"No! God no! I would rather be on a Richard Simmons's Workout tape then do it again!" Randy said truthfully.
She didn't say anything. She just moved a hand over to one of his and held it as she leaned her head against his shoulder. He stroked her hands and asked softly, "Have you forgiven me yet?"
"No," She said instantly.
He frowned but decided he was content and didn't want to ruin the 'moving' scene in the movie. The moment was ruined as a knock sounded. Sara sat straight up and quickly let go of his hand. He thought 'Damn it!' as he stood and walked to answer the door. He opened it and saw Stu.
Stu smirked and asked, "Is Sara here?"
"Why?" Randy narrowed his eyes out of suspicion.
"Oh, I just wanted to know if she has yet to take my advice and swallow a bottle of aspirin," Stu replied coolly.
"Fuck off!" Sara yelled out of anger as she leapt off of Randy's bed and stomped toward the door.
"Awww... Aren't you just a peach and a half," Stu commented sarcastically?
"Go light yourself on fire!" Sara snapped.
"Right after you!" He said.
"No, I insist! Ladies first!" She spat.
"Ooh, burn," Randy muttered, laughing to himself.
Not knowing what to say, Stu snarled angrily, "Look who's the whore now!"
"It's still you!" She glared.
"Well... YOUR A BITCH!!" He hesitated then yelled.
"Yeah, that one sure will teach her," Randy shook his head, looking at Stu shamefully.
Stu ignored Randy and asked Sara, "Don't you have a Muppet to rape, Vampira?"
Sara, having no idea what she was saying yelled, "I would if all the freaking Muppets weren't already busy with you, bastard!"
"You know what you just implied?" Randy asked her.
"Probably not!" She yelled.
Stu glared fiercely at her and said as calmly as he could (Not very calm), "Jenna and Kayleigh want you."
Sara calmed down and said, "Oh. Okay."
"You two are crazy!" Randy stated.
"I prefer the term psychotic!" Both Sara and Stu said in unison.
Sara glared at Stu and yelled, "STOP STEALING MY LINES!"
He glared back and snapped, "It's not even your line!"
"Bite me!" She pushed him out of her way and started heading back to her room to join Jenna and Kayleigh.
"I would rather not!" He yelled after her.
"Why aren't you on fire yet?" She yelled without turning around.
Stu opened then closed his mouth angrily as she left sight with the turn of a corner. Randy looked at him amused and said, "You gotta love the crazy girl who wants your partner in crime to burst into flames."
He just glared at Randy and shook a finger in a 'That's not funny' way.
~*~*~
She walked into the room to see Jenna and Kayleigh watch her expectantly. She closed the door and said, "Hunny! I'm home."
"Who's your 'hunny'?" Jenna asked.
"My imaginary friend, George. He's cool! He has blue hair, he can breathe fire, oh... and he's a Snowman!"
The three of them laughed and Kayleigh soon said, "I shall show you guys the beautiful stolen artifacts now!"
Jenna and Sara sat down on the bed next to Kayleigh's (Jenna's) and watched as she bent down and retrieved the yearbook. She tossed it over to them and Jenna caught it. Jenna smiled and said, "That's what I'm talking about!" (A/n: From now on Jenna, that is your saying. Yours' and the Glad people's.)
"Oh there's more," Kayleigh laughed then said very Mr. Burns like, "Excellent!"
"What else did you steal?" Sara asked.
Kayleigh bent again and grabbed a small Zippo lighter with blue flames on it. She frowned at it and said, "Here Sara. This was Stevo's."
Kayleigh tossed the lighter to Sara. She caught it and said sadly, "Thanks."
"Why are you stealing things from Stevo?" Jenna asked, eyeing the Zippo.
"He doesn't need it!" Kayleigh defended as she grabbed an unlabelled black tape. She tossed it to Jenna and said, "It's Stu's. I have no clue what it is."
"I hope its not porn," Jenna said as she looked it over. She set the tape to the side, on top of the yearbook.
"I stole some of Stu's shirts," Kayleigh admitted as she set five different colored shirts on the bed.
"God, I think you have a problem, Miss Klepto," Sara muttered as she glared at the shirts.
"And the final things I got was some of Stevo's hair dye. The dead bastard was holding out on me," Kayleigh dumped three boxes of red, blue and black hair dye on the bed.
"Damn Randy to hell for making me miss out on the stealing," Sara pouted as she flipped her new lighter open and closed.
"I don't mind missing out. Distracting Stu was glorious!" Jenna smiled.
"You looked to be enjoying yourself," Kayleigh commented.
"Eww! Stu disgusts me," Sara said bitterly.
Jenna shrugged and said, "We should look at the yearbook."
~*~*~
Author's Note:
Okay, that chapter was random. I don't like it. I like where I yell at Stu but I thought (as usual) it sucked. Did you like that chapter? I kinda did but didn't.
Hey, ya know what rocks? The movie 'Cheats' does! Its main character Handsome (Yes, that's his name) is my newest favorite movie character. Go see it because it is great.... Cheaters rock...
Well, I got to go attempt to update my Thirteen Ghosts fic.
Love to all- SARA
room movies laid everywhere. A television set sat on a bedside table located at the end of the bed.
"So, where is your roommate?" Sara asked, making conversation.
"Most likely off smoking, selling cigarettes to children and pillaging the village woman," Randy shrugged and walked toward his bed after closing the door.
His bed was littered with movies and he simply pushed them off and onto the floor. Sara sighed and walked over to his bed. She sat beside him stiffly. She cracked her knuckles absently and said, "So. You like movies."
"Hell yeah. Life is just one big movie. Except this movie sucks," Randy replied.
"Actually, I think it's just getting good," Sara replied as she picked up a DVD off the ground and looked at it.
He glanced at what she held in her hands and quickly tossed it across the room saying nervously, "That's not mine."
"Don't be ashamed of Scooby-Doo! That movie is awesome! You gotta love the Shaggster!" Sara grinned at his discomfort.
He smiled at her then said, "You are right though. This movie is just getting good. So, what genre would you put our movie in?"
"Well," Sara actually didn't want to kill Randy at this point as she said, "The genre, I would have to say, is horror for the murders, Comedy because Stu is funny looking, Romance just because, Drama for the melodramatic moments we all have, Family because I'm so sure Jenna and Stu almost having sex is good clean 'See-it-with-your-church-youth-group' fun. And, we can't forget this gem, Western as symbolism for the randomness that is."
Randy's eyes widened in surprise as he said, "That's brilliant!"
"Whatever. I try," She shrugged modestly.
"Are you still mad at me?" He asked.
"Fuck yes! I hate you," She said blankly.
The hope in his eyes died and he asked sadly, "Why must you hate me?"
"Because you are scum, much like my dead boyfriend Stevo! You followed exactly in his footsteps," She said adding a sigh of despair.
"Why must you always bring it up?" He asked, annoyed.
"IT ONLY HAPPEND TWO NIGHTS AGO!" She unintentionally yelled.
"But I apologized!" He complained.
"Just give me a second to think up a witty comment!" She said beginning to contemplate.
~*~*~*~
"Where are we going?" Stu asked.
"My room," Jenna answered.
Stu grinned and said, "I like the sound of that!"
"Don't we all?" Jenna grinned as well.
When they got to the room she opened the door a little and kicked the door the remainder of the way open just as Stu had done a day before. He laughed and walked in behind her, her closing the door behind the two of them. He grinned more and asked, "What did ya wanna show me?"
She led him over to her bed and said innocently, "I just thought I would give you your shirt back."
"Why couldn't ya give it to me in my room?" He asked, not getting what she was implying.
She thought quickly and answered, "I needed a little change of environment."
"Oh," He nodded then asked, "Don't you like my shirt?"
"White isn't my color. How about we trade!" She said, eyeing his black t- shirt.
A devilish look appeared on his face and he pulled off his shirt with great haste. She giggled slightly as he placed his hands at the hem of her (more like his) shirt. He slowly lifted it off of her, his hands grazing her skin. Once her shirt was off he pulled her into a kiss as he wrapped his arms around her. She kissed him back as her hands messed with his hair absently.
He pulled away from the kiss and asked, "Where were we last night before Sara interrupted?"
Jenna laughed and pulled out of Stu's arms a little so there was a little space between them. She lowered her hands to Stu's belt and started unbuckling. Soon she pulled the black belt out through the belt loops until it was out. She let it hit the ground and she kissed him softly.
She laughed causing him to ask, "What's so funny?"
"Nothing! I just know someone will walk in here any minute," She said, glancing at the door expectantly.
He stared at the door in paranoia for a moment and sure enough it opened. Entered Kayleigh with her arms filled with things.
Once she saw Stu she turned her back to him to hide her klepto inspired new findings. He naturally assumed it just was because both him and Jenna were shirtless.
He scowled at Jenna and said, "See? You jinxed us!"
"I'm sorry," She said with a pout, "I always do this! I can't watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire because I always jinx the poor unsuspecting contestants."
Kayleigh dumped her new possessions on the side of her bed that was unseen to Stu and suggested, "Perhaps you two should get dressed."
Jenna bent down and picked up both the shirts and the belt. She handed the white shirt and the belt to Stu and pulled the black one on. She stuck her tongue out childishly and said, "It's mine now!"
Stu grinned and shook his head while putting on his own shirt. He glanced awkwardly at Kayleigh and kissed Jenna on the cheek. He started heading toward the door saying, "I'm thinking that's my cue to go."
"Good bye! Oh, can you go to Randy's and tell Sara to get over here?" Jenna asked.
"What's the hurry?" Stu asked.
Kayleigh shrugged and said the first thing that came to mind, "Ummm... I'm pregnant!"
He looked at her with surprise then noticed her laughing eyes and said, "Whatever. I'll get her."
He opened the door and left, closing the door. Jenna clapped excitedly and asked, "What did you get me?"
Kayleigh grinned mysteriously and said, "I'll show you when Sara gets here."
~*~*~*~*~
"How's that witty comment coming along?" Randy asked.
Sara shook her head disappointedly and said, "I got nothing!"
"My apologies," Randy said insincerely. Then he asked, "Hey! Did you say Jenna and Stu almost had sex?"
"Yeah," Sara spoke as though it was no big deal, "Luckily, I stopped them because..."
"Virgins never die," They both said. Sara looked at him, amazed.
"You and I... We're too compatible for our own good. Plus, the compatibility is going to waste by you hating me," Randy said, looking down at the movie littered floor.
"Randy... Why did you do it?" Sara asked sadly.
His eyes filled with dread as he answered, "Because my parents ignored the guidance councilor's suggestions of Anger Management."
"Did you enjoy yourself?" Angriness and bitterness began to force its way into her voice.
"No! God no! I would rather be on a Richard Simmons's Workout tape then do it again!" Randy said truthfully.
She didn't say anything. She just moved a hand over to one of his and held it as she leaned her head against his shoulder. He stroked her hands and asked softly, "Have you forgiven me yet?"
"No," She said instantly.
He frowned but decided he was content and didn't want to ruin the 'moving' scene in the movie. The moment was ruined as a knock sounded. Sara sat straight up and quickly let go of his hand. He thought 'Damn it!' as he stood and walked to answer the door. He opened it and saw Stu.
Stu smirked and asked, "Is Sara here?"
"Why?" Randy narrowed his eyes out of suspicion.
"Oh, I just wanted to know if she has yet to take my advice and swallow a bottle of aspirin," Stu replied coolly.
"Fuck off!" Sara yelled out of anger as she leapt off of Randy's bed and stomped toward the door.
"Awww... Aren't you just a peach and a half," Stu commented sarcastically?
"Go light yourself on fire!" Sara snapped.
"Right after you!" He said.
"No, I insist! Ladies first!" She spat.
"Ooh, burn," Randy muttered, laughing to himself.
Not knowing what to say, Stu snarled angrily, "Look who's the whore now!"
"It's still you!" She glared.
"Well... YOUR A BITCH!!" He hesitated then yelled.
"Yeah, that one sure will teach her," Randy shook his head, looking at Stu shamefully.
Stu ignored Randy and asked Sara, "Don't you have a Muppet to rape, Vampira?"
Sara, having no idea what she was saying yelled, "I would if all the freaking Muppets weren't already busy with you, bastard!"
"You know what you just implied?" Randy asked her.
"Probably not!" She yelled.
Stu glared fiercely at her and said as calmly as he could (Not very calm), "Jenna and Kayleigh want you."
Sara calmed down and said, "Oh. Okay."
"You two are crazy!" Randy stated.
"I prefer the term psychotic!" Both Sara and Stu said in unison.
Sara glared at Stu and yelled, "STOP STEALING MY LINES!"
He glared back and snapped, "It's not even your line!"
"Bite me!" She pushed him out of her way and started heading back to her room to join Jenna and Kayleigh.
"I would rather not!" He yelled after her.
"Why aren't you on fire yet?" She yelled without turning around.
Stu opened then closed his mouth angrily as she left sight with the turn of a corner. Randy looked at him amused and said, "You gotta love the crazy girl who wants your partner in crime to burst into flames."
He just glared at Randy and shook a finger in a 'That's not funny' way.
~*~*~
She walked into the room to see Jenna and Kayleigh watch her expectantly. She closed the door and said, "Hunny! I'm home."
"Who's your 'hunny'?" Jenna asked.
"My imaginary friend, George. He's cool! He has blue hair, he can breathe fire, oh... and he's a Snowman!"
The three of them laughed and Kayleigh soon said, "I shall show you guys the beautiful stolen artifacts now!"
Jenna and Sara sat down on the bed next to Kayleigh's (Jenna's) and watched as she bent down and retrieved the yearbook. She tossed it over to them and Jenna caught it. Jenna smiled and said, "That's what I'm talking about!" (A/n: From now on Jenna, that is your saying. Yours' and the Glad people's.)
"Oh there's more," Kayleigh laughed then said very Mr. Burns like, "Excellent!"
"What else did you steal?" Sara asked.
Kayleigh bent again and grabbed a small Zippo lighter with blue flames on it. She frowned at it and said, "Here Sara. This was Stevo's."
Kayleigh tossed the lighter to Sara. She caught it and said sadly, "Thanks."
"Why are you stealing things from Stevo?" Jenna asked, eyeing the Zippo.
"He doesn't need it!" Kayleigh defended as she grabbed an unlabelled black tape. She tossed it to Jenna and said, "It's Stu's. I have no clue what it is."
"I hope its not porn," Jenna said as she looked it over. She set the tape to the side, on top of the yearbook.
"I stole some of Stu's shirts," Kayleigh admitted as she set five different colored shirts on the bed.
"God, I think you have a problem, Miss Klepto," Sara muttered as she glared at the shirts.
"And the final things I got was some of Stevo's hair dye. The dead bastard was holding out on me," Kayleigh dumped three boxes of red, blue and black hair dye on the bed.
"Damn Randy to hell for making me miss out on the stealing," Sara pouted as she flipped her new lighter open and closed.
"I don't mind missing out. Distracting Stu was glorious!" Jenna smiled.
"You looked to be enjoying yourself," Kayleigh commented.
"Eww! Stu disgusts me," Sara said bitterly.
Jenna shrugged and said, "We should look at the yearbook."
~*~*~
Author's Note:
Okay, that chapter was random. I don't like it. I like where I yell at Stu but I thought (as usual) it sucked. Did you like that chapter? I kinda did but didn't.
Hey, ya know what rocks? The movie 'Cheats' does! Its main character Handsome (Yes, that's his name) is my newest favorite movie character. Go see it because it is great.... Cheaters rock...
Well, I got to go attempt to update my Thirteen Ghosts fic.
Love to all- SARA