Quote: "I say rise up against them and stab them with your plastic forks!"
Mark, Pump Up The Volume
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The three of them looked down upon the thin white book, reading the red lettering that read 'Woodsboro High School'. The date on it was only last year.
Jenna opened the book to the first page, which was just covered with signatures and little 'Have a great rest of your life' things written on it. She glanced at Sara and Kayleigh who read the messages. Sara cringed and read out loud, "'Hey Stu, Your the greatest! I'm sorry about Tatum! Love ya, Lindie."
"Who's Tatum?" Jenna asked.
"What kind of name is Tatum? That's just crazy," Kayleigh commented.
"'I know we have had a really bad year but at least school is out! When you go to college make sure you party like its high school all over gain! Keep it real, Mike," Sara read.
Jenna snickered and said, "Look how many girls have things in common with you, Sara? There are like ten 'Stu, I hate you's' from Claire, Molly, Missy, Irene, Jamie and so on."
"See? He is a slut! Why else would girls hate him?" Sara grinned, knowing she was right.
"Maybe it's his bubbly personality," Kayleigh shrugged.
Sara and Jenna mouthed the word 'bubbly' and shook it off. Jenna turned the page to see the words 'In Loving Memory of...' More signatures covered the page. As did four large photographs.
Jenna's eyes widened slightly as she read 'Tatum Riley' underneath a picture of a girl. (A/n: You've seen her so I don't feel like elaborating on what she looks like. Why? Cuz I'm lazy!) Right beside the picture were the scrawled words that read, "I'm sorry about your girlfriend, Stu. May God bless Tatum's soul!"
"That Tatum girl dated Stu," Kayleigh realized.
"No wonder she's dead. She probably killed herself. I know I would!" Sara laughed then stopped when she noticed Jenna's serious expression.
"That's not funny," Jenna said with a sad hint in her voice.
Sara forced a laugh then asked, "How come you mocked the people murdered not two days ago but you're all serious and mournful for this chick you've never met?"
"She too was murdered," Kayleigh, said.
"How do you know that?" Sara asked, rolling her eyes.
"Because it says 'These murders sure were a riot' and it's signed by Randy," Jenna answered.
Sara rolled her eyes even though she was a tad bit taken aback about the whole thing. She looked at her friends then lied, "I don't give a damn about any of this."
~*~*~FLASHBACK~*~*~
"Hey loser, are you going to sign my yearbook?" Stu asked as he handed the book to Randy.
Randy took and opened the book and glanced at all the signatures, "God, do any of these sheep know how to write their last names? There are about twenty Jennifers in this school yet each one think you'll know which one they are. Plus, none of them even write anything memorable! 'Have a great life' and 'Tatum and Stu forever in spirit' are written everywhere. Its fucking crazy!"
"Just sign it!" Stu ordered.
"Fine!" Randy flipped the page and let out a laugh as he looked at the 'In loving memory...' page and commented, "Notice how they didn't put up a picture of Mr. Billy Loomis? I wonder why."
Stu grinned evilly and said, "Might have something to do with the fact that he is the 'killer'."
Randy glanced around the cafeteria to see the many seniors clamoring around, having one another sign the 'significant' yearbook. He looked back at Stu and said, "I'll sign the magical book just like everyone else."
Randy grabbed a black pen off of the table he sat at and ripped the cap off, throwing it to the ground. He looked down at the memorial page and wrote quickly, as though he already planned what he would write. He threw the book back at Stu. Stu read out loud what Randy wrote, "'These murders sure were a riot! Burn in hell, Stu! Your pal, Randy!' I will burn in hell, right next to you."
Randy smirked slightly as he took the book back and flipped through it. He stopped on a page and wrote something down hastily. Before Stu took his book back Randy said, "I just stated the obvious."
Stu snatched the book and chuckled at what he saw. The words 'Fucking crazy' were written with an arrow drawn pointing to Sidney Prescott. His smile vanished when he saw 'Man slut' with the arrow pointed to himself, whose picture was located a few down from Sidney's. He glared at Randy and snatched the pen violently from Randy and wrote 'Geek' across Randy's picture. His photographic face was covered. Stu grinned mischievously as he held the book in front of Randy so he could see he newly fashioned picture.
Randy laughed and said coolly, "Good! I don't photograph well."
Stu flipped the pages back to the memorial page and said kind of dementedly, "They can put up a picture of Tatum. They can put up a picture of out late principal, Principal Himbry, which might I add is larger then the rest. They can put up pictures of everyone's favorite dead couple, Casey Becker and football player Steve Orith. But where is the tribute to the killer who murdered them all? Huh?! Answer me that!"
"Billy is unworthy of idolism and if there was a tribute to him the little munchkins who hate the world and slit their wrists will go off and steal his as well as our ways and then I would be pissed off!" Randy answered calmly.
"I was talking about..." Stu glanced around then leaned in and whispered, "I was talking about the better killer. I was talking about me, man!"
Randy shook his head slightly and asked, "What are they gonna do? Put a picture of the costume and entitle it 'The veteran who murdered our friends'?"
Stu laughed and muttered, "Veteran... I like the sound of that."
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Kayleigh watched Sara carefully and stated, "I think you do care, Sara. Randy is crazy! He just said that the murders at his high school where 'a riot' right after murders going on here. Strange, I think."
"Shut up! I don't care! I don't even like him anymore," Sara lied.
Jenna closed the book and said seriously, "I need to talk to Stu..."
"Why? Because he probably is a murderer or because you want to lose your essence?" Kayleigh asked.
Jenna jumped up off the bed and said, "Both!"
"Oh no you don't!" Sara replied.
"Why not? I need answers! I gotta know if my boyfriend likes killing people as a pastime!" Jenna started walking towards the door to leave.
Both Sara and Kayleigh followed. Kayleigh saying, "How stupid do I look? We aren't going to have you kill yourself for sex!"
"I'm going with you because I feel like pissing Stu off," Sara said
"Be careful, he might kill you," Kayleigh teased.
"Shut up!" Jenna snapped as she opened the door.
"Fine! I'll piss Stu off then I'll go yell at Randy for killing people," Sara laughed.
"Brilliant plan," Jenna commented.
"I'm going to rob Randy while I'm at it...." Sara said innocently as she skipped down the halls.
"Sara, did you forget your crazy pills?" Kayleigh asked.
"Yeah, I took them all for myself," Jenna answered.
Sara laughed insanely and said jokingly, "Damn you, Jenna! Damn you like the bastards from AOL who are ripping you off because you use the free disc! Damn you!"
Jenna grinned and said, "Lets go piss Stu off and make him all paranoid!"
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Authors note:
AH! It's so short. Don't worry, I plan to update soon. Very soon in fact.... Next chapter will be interesting.
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The three of them looked down upon the thin white book, reading the red lettering that read 'Woodsboro High School'. The date on it was only last year.
Jenna opened the book to the first page, which was just covered with signatures and little 'Have a great rest of your life' things written on it. She glanced at Sara and Kayleigh who read the messages. Sara cringed and read out loud, "'Hey Stu, Your the greatest! I'm sorry about Tatum! Love ya, Lindie."
"Who's Tatum?" Jenna asked.
"What kind of name is Tatum? That's just crazy," Kayleigh commented.
"'I know we have had a really bad year but at least school is out! When you go to college make sure you party like its high school all over gain! Keep it real, Mike," Sara read.
Jenna snickered and said, "Look how many girls have things in common with you, Sara? There are like ten 'Stu, I hate you's' from Claire, Molly, Missy, Irene, Jamie and so on."
"See? He is a slut! Why else would girls hate him?" Sara grinned, knowing she was right.
"Maybe it's his bubbly personality," Kayleigh shrugged.
Sara and Jenna mouthed the word 'bubbly' and shook it off. Jenna turned the page to see the words 'In Loving Memory of...' More signatures covered the page. As did four large photographs.
Jenna's eyes widened slightly as she read 'Tatum Riley' underneath a picture of a girl. (A/n: You've seen her so I don't feel like elaborating on what she looks like. Why? Cuz I'm lazy!) Right beside the picture were the scrawled words that read, "I'm sorry about your girlfriend, Stu. May God bless Tatum's soul!"
"That Tatum girl dated Stu," Kayleigh realized.
"No wonder she's dead. She probably killed herself. I know I would!" Sara laughed then stopped when she noticed Jenna's serious expression.
"That's not funny," Jenna said with a sad hint in her voice.
Sara forced a laugh then asked, "How come you mocked the people murdered not two days ago but you're all serious and mournful for this chick you've never met?"
"She too was murdered," Kayleigh, said.
"How do you know that?" Sara asked, rolling her eyes.
"Because it says 'These murders sure were a riot' and it's signed by Randy," Jenna answered.
Sara rolled her eyes even though she was a tad bit taken aback about the whole thing. She looked at her friends then lied, "I don't give a damn about any of this."
~*~*~FLASHBACK~*~*~
"Hey loser, are you going to sign my yearbook?" Stu asked as he handed the book to Randy.
Randy took and opened the book and glanced at all the signatures, "God, do any of these sheep know how to write their last names? There are about twenty Jennifers in this school yet each one think you'll know which one they are. Plus, none of them even write anything memorable! 'Have a great life' and 'Tatum and Stu forever in spirit' are written everywhere. Its fucking crazy!"
"Just sign it!" Stu ordered.
"Fine!" Randy flipped the page and let out a laugh as he looked at the 'In loving memory...' page and commented, "Notice how they didn't put up a picture of Mr. Billy Loomis? I wonder why."
Stu grinned evilly and said, "Might have something to do with the fact that he is the 'killer'."
Randy glanced around the cafeteria to see the many seniors clamoring around, having one another sign the 'significant' yearbook. He looked back at Stu and said, "I'll sign the magical book just like everyone else."
Randy grabbed a black pen off of the table he sat at and ripped the cap off, throwing it to the ground. He looked down at the memorial page and wrote quickly, as though he already planned what he would write. He threw the book back at Stu. Stu read out loud what Randy wrote, "'These murders sure were a riot! Burn in hell, Stu! Your pal, Randy!' I will burn in hell, right next to you."
Randy smirked slightly as he took the book back and flipped through it. He stopped on a page and wrote something down hastily. Before Stu took his book back Randy said, "I just stated the obvious."
Stu snatched the book and chuckled at what he saw. The words 'Fucking crazy' were written with an arrow drawn pointing to Sidney Prescott. His smile vanished when he saw 'Man slut' with the arrow pointed to himself, whose picture was located a few down from Sidney's. He glared at Randy and snatched the pen violently from Randy and wrote 'Geek' across Randy's picture. His photographic face was covered. Stu grinned mischievously as he held the book in front of Randy so he could see he newly fashioned picture.
Randy laughed and said coolly, "Good! I don't photograph well."
Stu flipped the pages back to the memorial page and said kind of dementedly, "They can put up a picture of Tatum. They can put up a picture of out late principal, Principal Himbry, which might I add is larger then the rest. They can put up pictures of everyone's favorite dead couple, Casey Becker and football player Steve Orith. But where is the tribute to the killer who murdered them all? Huh?! Answer me that!"
"Billy is unworthy of idolism and if there was a tribute to him the little munchkins who hate the world and slit their wrists will go off and steal his as well as our ways and then I would be pissed off!" Randy answered calmly.
"I was talking about..." Stu glanced around then leaned in and whispered, "I was talking about the better killer. I was talking about me, man!"
Randy shook his head slightly and asked, "What are they gonna do? Put a picture of the costume and entitle it 'The veteran who murdered our friends'?"
Stu laughed and muttered, "Veteran... I like the sound of that."
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Kayleigh watched Sara carefully and stated, "I think you do care, Sara. Randy is crazy! He just said that the murders at his high school where 'a riot' right after murders going on here. Strange, I think."
"Shut up! I don't care! I don't even like him anymore," Sara lied.
Jenna closed the book and said seriously, "I need to talk to Stu..."
"Why? Because he probably is a murderer or because you want to lose your essence?" Kayleigh asked.
Jenna jumped up off the bed and said, "Both!"
"Oh no you don't!" Sara replied.
"Why not? I need answers! I gotta know if my boyfriend likes killing people as a pastime!" Jenna started walking towards the door to leave.
Both Sara and Kayleigh followed. Kayleigh saying, "How stupid do I look? We aren't going to have you kill yourself for sex!"
"I'm going with you because I feel like pissing Stu off," Sara said
"Be careful, he might kill you," Kayleigh teased.
"Shut up!" Jenna snapped as she opened the door.
"Fine! I'll piss Stu off then I'll go yell at Randy for killing people," Sara laughed.
"Brilliant plan," Jenna commented.
"I'm going to rob Randy while I'm at it...." Sara said innocently as she skipped down the halls.
"Sara, did you forget your crazy pills?" Kayleigh asked.
"Yeah, I took them all for myself," Jenna answered.
Sara laughed insanely and said jokingly, "Damn you, Jenna! Damn you like the bastards from AOL who are ripping you off because you use the free disc! Damn you!"
Jenna grinned and said, "Lets go piss Stu off and make him all paranoid!"
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Authors note:
AH! It's so short. Don't worry, I plan to update soon. Very soon in fact.... Next chapter will be interesting.