Author's note:
Oh crap! NO, damn it, NO! I totally forgot but Kayleigh isn't in Film. DAMN IT! Well, Fuck!!! Okay, how about we pretend she never was there... Damn it! I hate my little mistakes.... Okay, so we're going to act like she wasn't there in the last chapter.... Don't worry Kayleigh, I'll make it up to you!
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Class was over and everyone left as Randy, Jenna and Sara sat there, talking amongst themselves. Sara asked unintentionally loudly, "Are you and the prick Stu fighting still?"
Jenna looked to the front to see if Stu was still there but couldn't see through the group of standing descending classmates. She figured Stu had left so she answered softly, "I kind of hate him."
"Just two days ago you were on the verge of essence loss," Sara pointed out.
"What about you?" Jenna quickly changed the subject from her and Stu, "You don't come back to the room then you waltz in here with Randy doing the walk of shame."
Sara grinned, looked at Randy and said in an 'I-told-you-so' tone, "We really should have changed!"
Jenna, again changing the subject asked skeptically, "If you two weren't getting fresh with one another than what the hell were you doing?"
"Watching movies," Randy and Sara answered in unison.
"Ah," Jenna nodded understandingly, "Movie geeks are gods!"
"I try," Randy shrugged modestly.
Sara watched Jenna carefully as though scanning for emotion as she asked, "Do you really hate Stu? It's understandable but why the sudden change of heart? Is this another one of your Jedi mind tricks?"
Jenna glanced around the basically empty room then stopped when her eyes widened and landed on Stu Macher who stared at the group as though he listened in. Noticing that he finally caught Jenna's eye he headed to the back where they sat. He glared at each individual, specifically at Randy and Jenna. Then, before he could be greeted he asked in a psychotic tone, "So you hate me Jenna? Why is that?"
Sara stood up, noticing everyone else was gone and Mr. Connors awaited their departure. She looked at all her seated friends and said, "Lets go. By the way Stu, she hates you because you suck."
Jenna didn't move as Randy slid out of his seat and stood on either side of Sara. Randy grinned goofily as he asked, "Where were you Stu? I was looking all over for you!"
"Its understandable that you didn't see me," Stu began casually then added angrily, "You were to busy being led around by your whore!"
Sara moved past Randy until she stood in front of the blocking Stu. She shoved him out of the way causing him to stumble backward slightly. Jenna shot out of her seat and yelled, "Sara, don't!"
"I knew you still had feelings for Stu," Sara teased then went back to her pissed-off-at-Stu state.
Stu moved swiftly toward Sara but stopped dead in his tracks as Mr. Connor's voice echoed, "You four, take it outside."
"FINE!" Stu and Sara yelled back.
They all walked out of the classroom, each one of them sending the teacher a dark look. Jenna with her arms crossed over her chest as though for safety kept a great distance between herself and Stu. They kept on walking in silence up until they were outside. Once they were there Randy asked, "Why do you two always have to fight? You're really pissing me off."
"I agree," Jenna said in her frail voice.
Stu glared at her and yelled as he waved his arms in the air frantically, "Jenna agrees, everyone! Yippee fucking skippee!" Then he jumped right up in her face and asked calmly, "I guess were breaking up, eh?"
She looked to the ground causing him to scream, "LOOK AT ME!"
Jenna quickly did as she was told and looked up, right into his menacing eyes. Hate became to overcome her fear as she screamed back, "GO TO HELL!!!"
Sara and Randy exchanged confused looks. Then Sara walked over and stood between them. She shoved Stu away and asked, looking at Jenna, "What the fuck is up with the two of you?"
"Yesterday you couldn't keep your hands off each other and now you can't stop fighting!" Randy pointed out.
"Oh my god!" Sara squealed, her eyes widening as she said, "Your not turning into me, Jenna. You are me."
"What?" Jenna questioned, confused.
"You see," Sara explained, "You and I have switched bodies or something because you're pissed at Stu and I'm not. Jenna, you bad girl! You really shouldn't have kissed Randy in my body."
Everyone sent her looks as though she was crazy and Randy muttered, "And I thought Stu was crazy."
Jenna laughed then said, "I hate Stu. You've been wanting this, Sara. When I finally do what you want you accuse me of stealing your body. You never are happy!"
"Why does everyone have to hate me?" Stu asked, looking to the sky for an answer.
"Because you suck, Stu," Sara continued to scan Jenna for lies as she commented, "You replied just as I would have! You body thief!"
Sara still had her back to Stu as she stared Jenna down with great suspicion. Jenna's eyes widened in fear as she saw it happen. She somewhat froze but still managed to whimper, "Sara..."
Sara stood there then felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around and almost immediately felt hands clamp around her throat. She let out a single strangled gasp as his hands tightened. Stu looked down at her in a way that told everyone he totally was out of his mind. He chuckled as he strangled her and said calmly, "Think of something more original then 'you suck', please. Its really getting old."
Jenna screamed, "STOP HURTING HER!"
Stu just tightened his grip with one hand on Sara's throat as Jenna leapt on him. With his now free hand he shoved her mid-leap causing her to fall to the ground. He returned both hands to Sara's throat, her eyes fluttering to the back of her head slightly. And he probably would have killed her right then and there if Randy hadn't stepped in and ordered, "Stop it! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
Stu frowned and said in an emotionless tone, "Fine! I guess I really know now who my friends are..."
Randy rolled his eyes and said sort of pissed off like, "You are trying to murder my girlfriend after all."
Jenna stood up slowly, backing away from Stu in fear. Stu glanced at her then Randy, sighed then took his hands away from Sara quickly causing her to collapse to the ground. Stu turned from them and stuffed his hands in his jeans' pockets as he huffed and said, "You all are so melodramatic. Take some pills already!"
Stu started walking off in no particular direction, just wanting to leave. Randy stared after him and yelled, "We'll talk about this one later, pal!"
Then Sara's loud gasping breaths filled his ears and he bent down to her level. He looked over to see that Jenna had done the same. Both looked down at her in worry as she rubbed her red throat. Once her breaths evened out she said with an added cough like laugh, "Man, Stu needs to get laid."
Jenna and Randy laughed, relieved that Sara was okay. Sara sat up, looked at Jenna with worry as she asked, "Are you okay, Jenna?"
Jenna nodded slowly and answered, "It was just a little fall. I'm okay."
"You're bleeding," Randy pointed out as he eyed Jenna's blood covered elbow.
Jenna looked around trying to find her bleeding part. She looked at her elbow, chuckled uneasily and muttered, "So I am."
Sara stood up and the others followed suit, standing beside her. She turned to Randy and pleaded, "Please go beat up Stu."
Randy thought for a moment then smiled at her and said, "Okay. I'll go and beat up my best buddy just for you."
"Thank you!" Sara kissed Randy on the cheek as though to say 'Off with you'.
"In case I don't survive...." Randy said dramatically as he leaned in and kissed her softly and quickly on the lips.
Jenna grinned and said, "Don't worry, Randy. If you don't make it then we'll make sure the memory of movie geeks everywhere lives on."
"Thank you, Jenna!" Randy said, taking a little bow. He started heading in the direction Stu had gone.
Jenna and Sara looked at one another then at the leaving Randy. Jenna, rubbing her elbow, asked, "Are you sure you're alright and everything?"
"Besides the whole be strangled thing today has been good," Sara answered then asked, "Now, what the fuck is up with you and Stu?"
Jenna frowned sorrowfully and said, "I'll fill you and Kayleigh in in the safety of our own rooms...."
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Author's note:
That chapter sucked. I kinda wrote that impetuously. You know what song makes me think of the relationship between Jenna and Stu? "The Ex" by Billy Talent. Oh, GUESS WHAT?!?!?! I'm getting a SLC Punk t-shirt. So is Jenna! Aren't you oh so happy for us? I surely am.... Everyone, IM PREGNANT! No I'm not. You guys are silly! Okay, I think I will go then. GO OUT OF MY MIND THAT IS! BUHAWAHAHAHA! I'm just kidding. Or am I?
Oh crap! NO, damn it, NO! I totally forgot but Kayleigh isn't in Film. DAMN IT! Well, Fuck!!! Okay, how about we pretend she never was there... Damn it! I hate my little mistakes.... Okay, so we're going to act like she wasn't there in the last chapter.... Don't worry Kayleigh, I'll make it up to you!
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Class was over and everyone left as Randy, Jenna and Sara sat there, talking amongst themselves. Sara asked unintentionally loudly, "Are you and the prick Stu fighting still?"
Jenna looked to the front to see if Stu was still there but couldn't see through the group of standing descending classmates. She figured Stu had left so she answered softly, "I kind of hate him."
"Just two days ago you were on the verge of essence loss," Sara pointed out.
"What about you?" Jenna quickly changed the subject from her and Stu, "You don't come back to the room then you waltz in here with Randy doing the walk of shame."
Sara grinned, looked at Randy and said in an 'I-told-you-so' tone, "We really should have changed!"
Jenna, again changing the subject asked skeptically, "If you two weren't getting fresh with one another than what the hell were you doing?"
"Watching movies," Randy and Sara answered in unison.
"Ah," Jenna nodded understandingly, "Movie geeks are gods!"
"I try," Randy shrugged modestly.
Sara watched Jenna carefully as though scanning for emotion as she asked, "Do you really hate Stu? It's understandable but why the sudden change of heart? Is this another one of your Jedi mind tricks?"
Jenna glanced around the basically empty room then stopped when her eyes widened and landed on Stu Macher who stared at the group as though he listened in. Noticing that he finally caught Jenna's eye he headed to the back where they sat. He glared at each individual, specifically at Randy and Jenna. Then, before he could be greeted he asked in a psychotic tone, "So you hate me Jenna? Why is that?"
Sara stood up, noticing everyone else was gone and Mr. Connors awaited their departure. She looked at all her seated friends and said, "Lets go. By the way Stu, she hates you because you suck."
Jenna didn't move as Randy slid out of his seat and stood on either side of Sara. Randy grinned goofily as he asked, "Where were you Stu? I was looking all over for you!"
"Its understandable that you didn't see me," Stu began casually then added angrily, "You were to busy being led around by your whore!"
Sara moved past Randy until she stood in front of the blocking Stu. She shoved him out of the way causing him to stumble backward slightly. Jenna shot out of her seat and yelled, "Sara, don't!"
"I knew you still had feelings for Stu," Sara teased then went back to her pissed-off-at-Stu state.
Stu moved swiftly toward Sara but stopped dead in his tracks as Mr. Connor's voice echoed, "You four, take it outside."
"FINE!" Stu and Sara yelled back.
They all walked out of the classroom, each one of them sending the teacher a dark look. Jenna with her arms crossed over her chest as though for safety kept a great distance between herself and Stu. They kept on walking in silence up until they were outside. Once they were there Randy asked, "Why do you two always have to fight? You're really pissing me off."
"I agree," Jenna said in her frail voice.
Stu glared at her and yelled as he waved his arms in the air frantically, "Jenna agrees, everyone! Yippee fucking skippee!" Then he jumped right up in her face and asked calmly, "I guess were breaking up, eh?"
She looked to the ground causing him to scream, "LOOK AT ME!"
Jenna quickly did as she was told and looked up, right into his menacing eyes. Hate became to overcome her fear as she screamed back, "GO TO HELL!!!"
Sara and Randy exchanged confused looks. Then Sara walked over and stood between them. She shoved Stu away and asked, looking at Jenna, "What the fuck is up with the two of you?"
"Yesterday you couldn't keep your hands off each other and now you can't stop fighting!" Randy pointed out.
"Oh my god!" Sara squealed, her eyes widening as she said, "Your not turning into me, Jenna. You are me."
"What?" Jenna questioned, confused.
"You see," Sara explained, "You and I have switched bodies or something because you're pissed at Stu and I'm not. Jenna, you bad girl! You really shouldn't have kissed Randy in my body."
Everyone sent her looks as though she was crazy and Randy muttered, "And I thought Stu was crazy."
Jenna laughed then said, "I hate Stu. You've been wanting this, Sara. When I finally do what you want you accuse me of stealing your body. You never are happy!"
"Why does everyone have to hate me?" Stu asked, looking to the sky for an answer.
"Because you suck, Stu," Sara continued to scan Jenna for lies as she commented, "You replied just as I would have! You body thief!"
Sara still had her back to Stu as she stared Jenna down with great suspicion. Jenna's eyes widened in fear as she saw it happen. She somewhat froze but still managed to whimper, "Sara..."
Sara stood there then felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around and almost immediately felt hands clamp around her throat. She let out a single strangled gasp as his hands tightened. Stu looked down at her in a way that told everyone he totally was out of his mind. He chuckled as he strangled her and said calmly, "Think of something more original then 'you suck', please. Its really getting old."
Jenna screamed, "STOP HURTING HER!"
Stu just tightened his grip with one hand on Sara's throat as Jenna leapt on him. With his now free hand he shoved her mid-leap causing her to fall to the ground. He returned both hands to Sara's throat, her eyes fluttering to the back of her head slightly. And he probably would have killed her right then and there if Randy hadn't stepped in and ordered, "Stop it! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
Stu frowned and said in an emotionless tone, "Fine! I guess I really know now who my friends are..."
Randy rolled his eyes and said sort of pissed off like, "You are trying to murder my girlfriend after all."
Jenna stood up slowly, backing away from Stu in fear. Stu glanced at her then Randy, sighed then took his hands away from Sara quickly causing her to collapse to the ground. Stu turned from them and stuffed his hands in his jeans' pockets as he huffed and said, "You all are so melodramatic. Take some pills already!"
Stu started walking off in no particular direction, just wanting to leave. Randy stared after him and yelled, "We'll talk about this one later, pal!"
Then Sara's loud gasping breaths filled his ears and he bent down to her level. He looked over to see that Jenna had done the same. Both looked down at her in worry as she rubbed her red throat. Once her breaths evened out she said with an added cough like laugh, "Man, Stu needs to get laid."
Jenna and Randy laughed, relieved that Sara was okay. Sara sat up, looked at Jenna with worry as she asked, "Are you okay, Jenna?"
Jenna nodded slowly and answered, "It was just a little fall. I'm okay."
"You're bleeding," Randy pointed out as he eyed Jenna's blood covered elbow.
Jenna looked around trying to find her bleeding part. She looked at her elbow, chuckled uneasily and muttered, "So I am."
Sara stood up and the others followed suit, standing beside her. She turned to Randy and pleaded, "Please go beat up Stu."
Randy thought for a moment then smiled at her and said, "Okay. I'll go and beat up my best buddy just for you."
"Thank you!" Sara kissed Randy on the cheek as though to say 'Off with you'.
"In case I don't survive...." Randy said dramatically as he leaned in and kissed her softly and quickly on the lips.
Jenna grinned and said, "Don't worry, Randy. If you don't make it then we'll make sure the memory of movie geeks everywhere lives on."
"Thank you, Jenna!" Randy said, taking a little bow. He started heading in the direction Stu had gone.
Jenna and Sara looked at one another then at the leaving Randy. Jenna, rubbing her elbow, asked, "Are you sure you're alright and everything?"
"Besides the whole be strangled thing today has been good," Sara answered then asked, "Now, what the fuck is up with you and Stu?"
Jenna frowned sorrowfully and said, "I'll fill you and Kayleigh in in the safety of our own rooms...."
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Author's note:
That chapter sucked. I kinda wrote that impetuously. You know what song makes me think of the relationship between Jenna and Stu? "The Ex" by Billy Talent. Oh, GUESS WHAT?!?!?! I'm getting a SLC Punk t-shirt. So is Jenna! Aren't you oh so happy for us? I surely am.... Everyone, IM PREGNANT! No I'm not. You guys are silly! Okay, I think I will go then. GO OUT OF MY MIND THAT IS! BUHAWAHAHAHA! I'm just kidding. Or am I?