Stu walked into his room, slamming the door with anger behind him. He fell
onto his bed, his face burying itself into his pillow. He closed his eyes,
replaying his fresh actions in his head. He tried to kill Sara right then
and there where anyone could have seen. He pushed Jenna to the ground.
"Jenna...." He thought, knowing if there was any doubt in Jenna's mind before that he was a killer it was gone now. "She probably knows."
Stu let out a loud sigh then asked out loud, "What the fuck is wrong with me?"
Anger began to take over him as he punched the wall beside his bed with out even looking. Then he muttered into the pillow, "Sorry Jenna but you have to be put on the list. You'll be right next to Sara."
A knock sounded but before he could even move or look up Randy stormed in, slamming the door with such force that a picture fell off the wall. Stu turned over onto his back and stared at Randy innocently, asking, "What ever is the matter, my friend?"
"You tried to kill Sara!" Randy yelled.
Stu shushed him then replied in an immature way, "She started it."
Randy, ignoring Stu's comment snapped in a less loudly tone, "I swear if you touch her again I'll-"
"You'll what?" Stu asked dangerously as he stood up from his bed and mocked, "You'll fail to kill me because I'm the killer, baby!"
Randy began to feel slightly inferior to Stu but sure as hell wasn't going to show it so he glared fiercely and reminded bitterly, "I'm the killer too."
"You wish," Stu snorted.
Randy raised his eyebrows questioningly and asked, "You want proof?"
"Yes I do," Stu said in a 'You-cant-do-shit' tone.
Randy thought about it and decided he would prove Stu wrong later but now he would avenge Sara. He said in anger, "You need to treat Sara better! Also, what is wrong with you and Jenna?"
"I think I'll murder Sara," Stu said simply to piss Randy off and to ignore the question.
Pissing Randy off worked seeing as he began to shake with rage. He lunged at Stu, putting his hands tightly around his neck just as Stu had done to Sara. A look of worry overcame Stu's usual cocky facial expressions. He tried forcing Randy away but failed. Then, in a strangled, choked voice Stu said, "I was kidding!"
Randy's grip loosened on his neck and the angry face gradually calmed. His hands dropped, he turned from Stu and said, "Don't kid about that..."
"Why did you and her make up anyway? Its just a disaster waiting to happen," Stu rubbed his neck irritably.
Randy grinned and replied, "Disasters are what make movies interesting."
Stu rolled his eyes and muttered, "Well your movie is boring."
"I'm sorry mine isn't as interesting as yours. Not everyone beats up their girlfriends and their friends'."
Stu's irritability turned into anger as he snarled, "Jenna is no longer my girlfriend!"
"Explain that to me," Randy ordered.
"Fine! Here's the thing...." Stu began.
~*~*~*~
Sara and Jenna walked sadly to their room. Sara continued to rub her throat and Jenna stroked her elbow absently. They opened the door when they reached it and walked in slowly, closing the door depressedly. Kayleigh, sitting on her bed, jumped up and asked, "What happened?"
"What makes you think something happened?" Jenna asked in a sad tone.
"The fact that you two are all depressed," Kayleigh replied then asked, "What happened that's making you all sad?"
Sara shrugged and said in a lofty tone, "I was almost killed."
"What?!" Kayleigh exclaimed, "And I missed it? Who tried to kill you?"
"Stu," Jenna answered simply.
Kayleigh nodded understandingly as she asked, "What did you do now, Sara?"
"Nothing!" Sara defended.
"Yeah, Stu is just crazy," Jenna said distantly.
Both Kayleigh and Sara stared at Jenna expectantly. Then Sara commanded, "Tell me about what happened with you and Stu!"
"Fine! Here's the thing...." Jenna began.
~*~*~
Randy stared at Stu in horror as he asked, "So you think Jenna knows about us being killers?"
"She's a smart girl. I'm positive she knows," Stu answered sadly.
Randy sighed and asked, "What the fuck are we going to do?"
"I don't know," Stu answered in a distant tone.
"Are we going to have to kill her?" Randy asked.
Stu answered in annoyance, "I don't know, Randy!"
Randy gasped as he asked, "Do you think she told Sara?"
Stu snapped, "I honestly don't know!"
"Do you think Sara will hate me?" Randy asked nervously, his hands fidgeting crazily.
"I DONT KNOW!" Stu yelled then added quietly, "Nor do I care."
Randy shut his mouth then opened it again and asked annoyingly, "Are you gonna learn to keep your temper in check, man?"
This question Stu did answer in all seriousness, "I hope so! Another attempt to kill your girlfriend and I'm off to prison."
"One more attempt to kill my girlfriend and I'll kill you," Randy threatened.
Stu laughed, took in Randy's serious tone and laughed even harder. The laughter quickly stopped as Stu asked, "Are you threatening me?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the kids call it nowadays," Randy nodded fiercely.
"Big words!" Stu teased, "You are such a pansy!"
"Fine! I'll go and prove who is a pansy!" Randy stomped over to the door and glared at Stu.
Stu snorted and said, "It'll still be you no matter what you fail to do."
"Trust me, I won't fail!" Randy insisted as he walked out of the room, leaving the door wide open.
Stu remained in deep contemplation, thinking about Jenna and ignoring the opened door. It wasn't until he stopped thinking about her that he headed toward the door. Marjory belated, He yelled, "Close the door much?"
That was when someone appeared in the open doorway causing Stu to jump out of surprise. The surprise immediately turned to loathing as Shannon the slut entered his room, pushing him aside. He looked around in a confused way and asked in a tone to match, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"I just came to see you, Stu," Shannon smirked confidently.
"Well," He responded, staring at the opened door waiting for her to leave through it, "I don't want to see you!"
"Awww," She lied, "Your words hurt me, baby."
Stu cringed and ordered sternly, "Don't call me 'baby'! Its just wrong!"
She glanced around the room then noticed the still open door. She raised an eyebrow and said, "You can close the door, you know!"
"Why?" Stu asked, "Your just leaving anyway."
"What?" Shannon questioned, "You mean you honestly don't want to do anything?"
Stu laughed unsurely then asked, "What are you talking about?"
She rolled her eyes and answered, "I thought guys like you liked girls. Apparently, I was wrong."
"I do like girls. I just don't really want to catch anything," Stu insisted, nodding toward the door.
"I am not a whore!" She faked offensiveness.
He laughed loudly, "I didn't call you a whore. I guess someone has a guilty conscience."
"Shut up! I don't like you," She said coldly.
"Then leave!"
She walked to the door slowly and glared at him. Before she left she said, "Have fun with your freak girlfriend." (Authors note: Hahahaha, Jenna I just called you a freak. Am I now....DOOMED?)
"I will!" Stu nodded happily, glad she was leaving.
She walked out, sending him cold stares. Stu closed the door and locked it. Doing so he thought, "God, that was strange...."
~*~*~*~
"So yeah, Stu knows I at least stole the yearbook," Jenna stated in a detached tone.
Kayleigh looked around in frantic paranoia. She asked, "You don't think he'll try and kill me too? I'm too young to die!"
"He just tried to kill me because I'm a bitch. No need for you to worry," Sara smiled and strangely bopped her head around. Then she added dramatically, "Your not...DOOMED!"
"DOOMED!" Jenna echoed with a laugh.
"Shut up, Jesus!" Sara laughed as well.
"Or what? I'll be....DOOMED!?" Jenna asked.
"Oooh.....DOOMED!" Kayleigh echoed.
"I think I'll go see Randy later and see if he is...." Sara began, seriously.
"To see if he is.... DOOMED!?" Kayleigh inquired, cackling insanely.
"DOOMED!" Jenna started thinking and laughing then stopped and added, "I just realized Randy's last name! Its Doom so that means he's...DOOMED!"
"DOOMED!" Kayleigh teased, laughing at Sara's fake pout.
Sara glared and muttered, "Go to hell!"
Kayleigh gasped falsely, looked from Sara to Jenna with widened eyes. She pretended to be shocked as she said, "Sara, you can't talk to Jesus like that! Or else your...."
"DOOMED!" Jenna and Kayleigh boomed in unison.
Sara rolled her eyes and asked, "What is wrong with you both?"
"I'm drunk," Kayleigh answered.
Jenna shrugged and said, "I don't have an excuse. Um... Near death experiences excite me."
"Oh," Sara shrugged, "Then I guess with Stu around you'll get excited a lot."
"Why would Stu kill her?" Kayleigh asked.
Jenna stopped laughing and answered, "We already covered this! He is gonna kill me because I know about him being Stu Macher rather than Stu Killings..."
Sara snorted, "He is such a dumbass. What serial killer changes his last name to 'Killings'?"
"Yeah.... He now is...DOOMED!" Kayleigh said, cracking up with laughter.
Neither Jenna or Sara laughed. They just blinked excessively then Jenna said, "We've moved past that, Kayleigh."
"Oh," Kayleigh blushed slightly then added with an insane laugh, "DOOMED!"
Sara chuckled then asked, "So I guess we all are positive Stu is the killer, right?"
"Yeah, I guess," Kayleigh shrugged.
Jenna fell silent causing Sara to stare at her in anticipation. Finally Jenna answered, "I know he is the killer."
"Haha, Stu sucks!" Sara clapped happily.
"Where does Randy stand?" Jenna asked.
Kayleigh yawned and commented, "They are best friends and if one is a killer the other will be a crazy conformist and do the same."
Sara shook her head violently and said, "Randy Doom or Randy Meeks or whatever the fuck his name is is not a conformist! A killer, probably. But he is not Stu's lap dog!"
"DOOMED!" Jenna laughed suddenly.
Kayleigh patted her on the head and teased, "Jesus, we're already past that. Move on!"
"DOOMED!" Jenna repeated just for the sake of repeating it.
Sara looked down at her black nails and asked sorrowfully, "Do you think Randy will try and kill me too?"
"Why do you ask?" Jenna wondered.
Sara shrugged, "Killing me might become some crazy cool fad..."
"Probably," Kayleigh replied with a cheerful nod.
"Thanks," Sara muttered.
Jenna looked at Sara and said, "Your crazy!"
"I'm crazy?" Sara inquired then teased, "That means nothing from a chick who digs hobbits with hairy feet! You're a nut!"
Kayleigh looked at both of them, herself cracking up as she said, "DOOMED!"
"You and your paranoia are insane!" Jenna insisted then defended, "Hobbits are the shit! That's more then you can say about elves!"
Sara crossed her arms over her chest and pointed out, "I'm a blonde! I'm bound to die."
Kayleigh grinned sheepishly then said, "Not if your shagging the killer!"
"'Shagging'?" Jenna and Sara repeated questioningly, Sara confused.
"You've seen one to many Mike Myers films..." Jenna commented.
"I'm not that kind of girl! No shagging until after the movie!" Sara replied.
"Or you're DOOMED!" Kayleigh dramatized.
"You know what? Guys suck! Stu can and probably will go to hell. Before he murders us lets go cry at Disney films," Jenna said.
~*~*~
Authors note:
Okay, hello everyone! A lot of the stuff in this chapter only Jenna will get. I'll explain them now:
The DOOMED thing: Ever seen that one FedEx commercial? The one where they keep saying DOOMED? That is what made this chapter what it is.
The calling Jenna Jesus thing: Me and her took a quiz thing and her results were Jesus. I got Simon because Jesus hates me... Hahah, sorry. I'm insane.
Other than that, I guess you guys got it all. Everyone, I love you all! Now go to hell! Okay... Sorry! I have Tourettes so PISS OFF! Sorry, Drop Dead Fred wrote that, I swear!
Now I shall leave you a quote I just thought of, currently viewable in Jenna's Eastwick Fic:
"Jesus stole my tennis shoes!"
"Jenna...." He thought, knowing if there was any doubt in Jenna's mind before that he was a killer it was gone now. "She probably knows."
Stu let out a loud sigh then asked out loud, "What the fuck is wrong with me?"
Anger began to take over him as he punched the wall beside his bed with out even looking. Then he muttered into the pillow, "Sorry Jenna but you have to be put on the list. You'll be right next to Sara."
A knock sounded but before he could even move or look up Randy stormed in, slamming the door with such force that a picture fell off the wall. Stu turned over onto his back and stared at Randy innocently, asking, "What ever is the matter, my friend?"
"You tried to kill Sara!" Randy yelled.
Stu shushed him then replied in an immature way, "She started it."
Randy, ignoring Stu's comment snapped in a less loudly tone, "I swear if you touch her again I'll-"
"You'll what?" Stu asked dangerously as he stood up from his bed and mocked, "You'll fail to kill me because I'm the killer, baby!"
Randy began to feel slightly inferior to Stu but sure as hell wasn't going to show it so he glared fiercely and reminded bitterly, "I'm the killer too."
"You wish," Stu snorted.
Randy raised his eyebrows questioningly and asked, "You want proof?"
"Yes I do," Stu said in a 'You-cant-do-shit' tone.
Randy thought about it and decided he would prove Stu wrong later but now he would avenge Sara. He said in anger, "You need to treat Sara better! Also, what is wrong with you and Jenna?"
"I think I'll murder Sara," Stu said simply to piss Randy off and to ignore the question.
Pissing Randy off worked seeing as he began to shake with rage. He lunged at Stu, putting his hands tightly around his neck just as Stu had done to Sara. A look of worry overcame Stu's usual cocky facial expressions. He tried forcing Randy away but failed. Then, in a strangled, choked voice Stu said, "I was kidding!"
Randy's grip loosened on his neck and the angry face gradually calmed. His hands dropped, he turned from Stu and said, "Don't kid about that..."
"Why did you and her make up anyway? Its just a disaster waiting to happen," Stu rubbed his neck irritably.
Randy grinned and replied, "Disasters are what make movies interesting."
Stu rolled his eyes and muttered, "Well your movie is boring."
"I'm sorry mine isn't as interesting as yours. Not everyone beats up their girlfriends and their friends'."
Stu's irritability turned into anger as he snarled, "Jenna is no longer my girlfriend!"
"Explain that to me," Randy ordered.
"Fine! Here's the thing...." Stu began.
~*~*~*~
Sara and Jenna walked sadly to their room. Sara continued to rub her throat and Jenna stroked her elbow absently. They opened the door when they reached it and walked in slowly, closing the door depressedly. Kayleigh, sitting on her bed, jumped up and asked, "What happened?"
"What makes you think something happened?" Jenna asked in a sad tone.
"The fact that you two are all depressed," Kayleigh replied then asked, "What happened that's making you all sad?"
Sara shrugged and said in a lofty tone, "I was almost killed."
"What?!" Kayleigh exclaimed, "And I missed it? Who tried to kill you?"
"Stu," Jenna answered simply.
Kayleigh nodded understandingly as she asked, "What did you do now, Sara?"
"Nothing!" Sara defended.
"Yeah, Stu is just crazy," Jenna said distantly.
Both Kayleigh and Sara stared at Jenna expectantly. Then Sara commanded, "Tell me about what happened with you and Stu!"
"Fine! Here's the thing...." Jenna began.
~*~*~
Randy stared at Stu in horror as he asked, "So you think Jenna knows about us being killers?"
"She's a smart girl. I'm positive she knows," Stu answered sadly.
Randy sighed and asked, "What the fuck are we going to do?"
"I don't know," Stu answered in a distant tone.
"Are we going to have to kill her?" Randy asked.
Stu answered in annoyance, "I don't know, Randy!"
Randy gasped as he asked, "Do you think she told Sara?"
Stu snapped, "I honestly don't know!"
"Do you think Sara will hate me?" Randy asked nervously, his hands fidgeting crazily.
"I DONT KNOW!" Stu yelled then added quietly, "Nor do I care."
Randy shut his mouth then opened it again and asked annoyingly, "Are you gonna learn to keep your temper in check, man?"
This question Stu did answer in all seriousness, "I hope so! Another attempt to kill your girlfriend and I'm off to prison."
"One more attempt to kill my girlfriend and I'll kill you," Randy threatened.
Stu laughed, took in Randy's serious tone and laughed even harder. The laughter quickly stopped as Stu asked, "Are you threatening me?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the kids call it nowadays," Randy nodded fiercely.
"Big words!" Stu teased, "You are such a pansy!"
"Fine! I'll go and prove who is a pansy!" Randy stomped over to the door and glared at Stu.
Stu snorted and said, "It'll still be you no matter what you fail to do."
"Trust me, I won't fail!" Randy insisted as he walked out of the room, leaving the door wide open.
Stu remained in deep contemplation, thinking about Jenna and ignoring the opened door. It wasn't until he stopped thinking about her that he headed toward the door. Marjory belated, He yelled, "Close the door much?"
That was when someone appeared in the open doorway causing Stu to jump out of surprise. The surprise immediately turned to loathing as Shannon the slut entered his room, pushing him aside. He looked around in a confused way and asked in a tone to match, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"I just came to see you, Stu," Shannon smirked confidently.
"Well," He responded, staring at the opened door waiting for her to leave through it, "I don't want to see you!"
"Awww," She lied, "Your words hurt me, baby."
Stu cringed and ordered sternly, "Don't call me 'baby'! Its just wrong!"
She glanced around the room then noticed the still open door. She raised an eyebrow and said, "You can close the door, you know!"
"Why?" Stu asked, "Your just leaving anyway."
"What?" Shannon questioned, "You mean you honestly don't want to do anything?"
Stu laughed unsurely then asked, "What are you talking about?"
She rolled her eyes and answered, "I thought guys like you liked girls. Apparently, I was wrong."
"I do like girls. I just don't really want to catch anything," Stu insisted, nodding toward the door.
"I am not a whore!" She faked offensiveness.
He laughed loudly, "I didn't call you a whore. I guess someone has a guilty conscience."
"Shut up! I don't like you," She said coldly.
"Then leave!"
She walked to the door slowly and glared at him. Before she left she said, "Have fun with your freak girlfriend." (Authors note: Hahahaha, Jenna I just called you a freak. Am I now....DOOMED?)
"I will!" Stu nodded happily, glad she was leaving.
She walked out, sending him cold stares. Stu closed the door and locked it. Doing so he thought, "God, that was strange...."
~*~*~*~
"So yeah, Stu knows I at least stole the yearbook," Jenna stated in a detached tone.
Kayleigh looked around in frantic paranoia. She asked, "You don't think he'll try and kill me too? I'm too young to die!"
"He just tried to kill me because I'm a bitch. No need for you to worry," Sara smiled and strangely bopped her head around. Then she added dramatically, "Your not...DOOMED!"
"DOOMED!" Jenna echoed with a laugh.
"Shut up, Jesus!" Sara laughed as well.
"Or what? I'll be....DOOMED!?" Jenna asked.
"Oooh.....DOOMED!" Kayleigh echoed.
"I think I'll go see Randy later and see if he is...." Sara began, seriously.
"To see if he is.... DOOMED!?" Kayleigh inquired, cackling insanely.
"DOOMED!" Jenna started thinking and laughing then stopped and added, "I just realized Randy's last name! Its Doom so that means he's...DOOMED!"
"DOOMED!" Kayleigh teased, laughing at Sara's fake pout.
Sara glared and muttered, "Go to hell!"
Kayleigh gasped falsely, looked from Sara to Jenna with widened eyes. She pretended to be shocked as she said, "Sara, you can't talk to Jesus like that! Or else your...."
"DOOMED!" Jenna and Kayleigh boomed in unison.
Sara rolled her eyes and asked, "What is wrong with you both?"
"I'm drunk," Kayleigh answered.
Jenna shrugged and said, "I don't have an excuse. Um... Near death experiences excite me."
"Oh," Sara shrugged, "Then I guess with Stu around you'll get excited a lot."
"Why would Stu kill her?" Kayleigh asked.
Jenna stopped laughing and answered, "We already covered this! He is gonna kill me because I know about him being Stu Macher rather than Stu Killings..."
Sara snorted, "He is such a dumbass. What serial killer changes his last name to 'Killings'?"
"Yeah.... He now is...DOOMED!" Kayleigh said, cracking up with laughter.
Neither Jenna or Sara laughed. They just blinked excessively then Jenna said, "We've moved past that, Kayleigh."
"Oh," Kayleigh blushed slightly then added with an insane laugh, "DOOMED!"
Sara chuckled then asked, "So I guess we all are positive Stu is the killer, right?"
"Yeah, I guess," Kayleigh shrugged.
Jenna fell silent causing Sara to stare at her in anticipation. Finally Jenna answered, "I know he is the killer."
"Haha, Stu sucks!" Sara clapped happily.
"Where does Randy stand?" Jenna asked.
Kayleigh yawned and commented, "They are best friends and if one is a killer the other will be a crazy conformist and do the same."
Sara shook her head violently and said, "Randy Doom or Randy Meeks or whatever the fuck his name is is not a conformist! A killer, probably. But he is not Stu's lap dog!"
"DOOMED!" Jenna laughed suddenly.
Kayleigh patted her on the head and teased, "Jesus, we're already past that. Move on!"
"DOOMED!" Jenna repeated just for the sake of repeating it.
Sara looked down at her black nails and asked sorrowfully, "Do you think Randy will try and kill me too?"
"Why do you ask?" Jenna wondered.
Sara shrugged, "Killing me might become some crazy cool fad..."
"Probably," Kayleigh replied with a cheerful nod.
"Thanks," Sara muttered.
Jenna looked at Sara and said, "Your crazy!"
"I'm crazy?" Sara inquired then teased, "That means nothing from a chick who digs hobbits with hairy feet! You're a nut!"
Kayleigh looked at both of them, herself cracking up as she said, "DOOMED!"
"You and your paranoia are insane!" Jenna insisted then defended, "Hobbits are the shit! That's more then you can say about elves!"
Sara crossed her arms over her chest and pointed out, "I'm a blonde! I'm bound to die."
Kayleigh grinned sheepishly then said, "Not if your shagging the killer!"
"'Shagging'?" Jenna and Sara repeated questioningly, Sara confused.
"You've seen one to many Mike Myers films..." Jenna commented.
"I'm not that kind of girl! No shagging until after the movie!" Sara replied.
"Or you're DOOMED!" Kayleigh dramatized.
"You know what? Guys suck! Stu can and probably will go to hell. Before he murders us lets go cry at Disney films," Jenna said.
~*~*~
Authors note:
Okay, hello everyone! A lot of the stuff in this chapter only Jenna will get. I'll explain them now:
The DOOMED thing: Ever seen that one FedEx commercial? The one where they keep saying DOOMED? That is what made this chapter what it is.
The calling Jenna Jesus thing: Me and her took a quiz thing and her results were Jesus. I got Simon because Jesus hates me... Hahah, sorry. I'm insane.
Other than that, I guess you guys got it all. Everyone, I love you all! Now go to hell! Okay... Sorry! I have Tourettes so PISS OFF! Sorry, Drop Dead Fred wrote that, I swear!
Now I shall leave you a quote I just thought of, currently viewable in Jenna's Eastwick Fic:
"Jesus stole my tennis shoes!"