Authors note:
Okay, I thought we all need a little pointless random things seeing as its been plot after plot here. DOWN WITH SERIOUSNESS! So this chapter, for the most part is just the pointlessness we all need. I love this chapter! It's so random and awesome!
I love you all so keep on trucking!
Sara the handsome man!
~*~*~*~
Jenna, Kayleigh and Sara sat around the television set watching the end credits for The Little Mermaid. Sara stretched her arms up over her head. Jenna looked at her boredly and asked, "What do you want to do next?"
"Lets vandalize something!" Kayleigh suggested enthusiastically.
"YES!!" Jenna and Sara agreed excitedly.
"Shame on you, Jesus!" Kayleigh shook a finger at Jenna in a 'shame on you' sort of way.
Sara looked at them in amusement and said, "No! Jesus is exempt from shame! She is special!"
"Special ed!" Jenna added with a laugh. When no one else joined in she looked down and said defeatedly, "Not funny..."
"But anyway..." Kayleigh said, sending Jenna unsure looks, "I say we attack people with plastic sporks."
Jenna nodded then suggested, "How about we dump pigs blood on the homicidal teen as she gets her one shining moment at the prom."
"Or we could spray paint things," Sara suggested dully with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Ooh, aren't we rebellious!" Jenna waved her hands around in mockery.
"I think we should do things to people that are highly ineffective. That's always fun to do," Kayleigh thought out loud.
"Or we can find a genie who lives in a coke can and we can capture her giving us threw wishes. I of course would firstly wish Stu would drop dead. Then I would wish for all the Jolt cola in the world. Then I would wish for things to exactly the same as they are but for us to go back before I wished so I could get more wishes," Sara rambled.
Jenna blinked blankly and asked, "Why destroy Stu firstly?"
Sara shrugged and answered, "I don't like him. He should burn in hell and burn fast!"
"Why, Jenna?" Kayleigh asked, "Do you love Stu after all?"
"NO!" Jenna answered instantly, "He is a fucking nut!"
Kayleigh was still wondering things but decided to let it go with a little, "Okay then...."
"Whatever. Lets go wreak havoc before I become a fucking nut," Sara said as she stood up from the ground.
"Too late, you already are," Jenna laughed crazily.
"DOOMED!" Kayleigh shrieked for no reason really.
Sara cracked her knuckles and said, "Everyone loves crazy people! Now lets go out in the world and become loved!"
"Don't we have classes?" Jenna asked, boredly as she stood up beside Sara.
Kayleigh stood as well and said wrathfully, "Damn education!"
"You know what? I was just thinking...." Sara began, a grin on her face.
Jenna cut in, talking so quickly she drooled on herself, "We should have a hand shake thing!"
"Damn you Jesus! Stop reading my mind," Sara yelled in fake anger.
Kayleigh stroked her chin as though she was in deep contemplation. She glanced at Sara then Jenna who now was wiping the drool off her own chin. Kayleigh clapped her hands together causing her comrades to jump slightly. She said, "We can just put our fists together and yell so people think we're insane 'Go, Go Power Rangers!'"
"YES!" Sara and Jenna agreed.
Kayleigh put her clenched fist in the area between her friends. Sara slowly, unsurely did the same. Jenna smiled at them innocently as she bashed her fist into theirs. Sara laughed then yelled at the top of her lungs, "GO, GO POWER RANGERS!!!"
Jenna and Kayleigh exchanged looks then Kayleigh shook her head and said, "We have to say it together."
"NO!" Jenna shrieked, "Anything but unison!"
With Sara's free hand she shook Jenna slightly, saying, "Its okay! If we can survive a random attack from Stu we can yell in unison."
"Okay, if you say so..." Jenna said, grinning wider.
"Okay, on the count of three we say it! 1.... 2....." Kayleigh laughed then started counting.
Before Kayleigh reached three Jenna yelled out, "SHAGGY PACKAGE!!!!"
Sara grinned and yelled, "I'M A HANDSOME MAN!"
"Awwww.... What the hell do I have to lose?" Kayleigh reasoned then yelled, "SATAN FOR PRESIDENT!"
They laughed then Sara said, "Apparently Stu isn't the only one who is insane."
"Well, lets go prove to society that not only do we not contribute to anything but we vandalize and terrify!" Kayleigh said, bouncing toward the door.
Jenna grabbed random things and stuffed them in her pockets. She sighed and laughed then agreed, "Lets do exactly that!"
Kayleigh opened the door and started walking out, Jenna following closely behind her. Sara looked around the room menacingly, in search of a tool to scare people. A light bulb lit up in her mind and she dashed to her bed. She looked around in a paranoid way then pulled a shoebox out from under her bed. She grabbed something out from the box and hid them quickly in the pocket of her black hooded sweatshirt. Sara walked out of the room, closing the door securely.
~*~*~*~
Randy walked back to his room slowly, deep in thought. He wondered who he could kill in order to prove Stu wrong, to prove that he too was the killer. When he finally walked in his room he was highly disappointed when he saw Brock there. Brock who laid on his own bed with his arms behind his head, supporting it watched Randy carefully. Of course Brock didn't say 'Hey Randy! Good to see you! How is the family?' Instead he asked cockily, "How is my lady friend Sara?"
Randy glared at Brock with complete hatred. He tried to keep his voice calm and even but ended up doing exactly the opposite. In a voice that was furious and uneven he snapped, "DROP DEAD!"
"Are you angry with me, buddy?" Brock asked, sitting up in his bed.
"Why the fuck did you kiss Sara?" Randy asked angrily.
Brock shrugged and answered, "Oh, I did it for you! I wanted to see if she was worthy of your affection so therefore I kissed her. If she was worthy she wouldn't have kissed me! I say you end things with her and find someone else."
"What?" Randy inquired, "Why the fuck should I end things with Sara?"
"Because she's a whore," Brock answered instinctively.
Randy began to think. He considered his options then decided he had to do what he had to do. He thought, 'Brock has got to go...'
~*~*~*~
Kayleigh and Jenna walked down the hallway, side by side. Sara skipped behind them. Jenna without even looking at her asked Sara, "Why are you skipping? Who gave you sugar?"
"No one, I swear!" Sara stopped skipping and started walking beside them.
Kayleigh shrugged and asked, "What mischief do you want to do first?"
"Kill Stu!" Sara suggested instantly.
Jenna looked down to the ground and said, "Sara, how about just for fun you tell us exactly why you hate Stu."
"He's a jerk! He also tried to kill me incase you forgot. He is a.....BASTARD!!!" Sara started speaking calmly then yelled in fury. The noise she was making caused a door they were walking past to open, a brunette girl stared out glaring at them.
The brunette said in a tired, annoyed voice, "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!"
"DROP DEAD!" Sara shrieked back, stopping dead in her tracks.
Jenna stopped as well, eyeing the brunette dangerously. After looking the girl over Jenna asked, "Your in our Film class, right?"
The girl squinted at them then smirked an 'I'm-a-bitch' smile as she said, "Oh yeah! You-" She pointed at Sara "-are the chick who did the walk of shame today with that loser, Randy!"
"You slept with Randy?" Kayleigh asked Sara.
Sara looked at her sheepishly then whispered, "I'll explain later Kayleigh, don't worry!"
Jenna who didn't take her eyes off the brunette asked coldly, "What is your name?"
"Danielle, why?" The girl answered reluctantly.
"Well Danielle.... I thought you should know something. Jesus hates you!" Jenna answered, her menacing eyes widening as though to fill Danielle with terror. It kind of worked to some extent.
"Go to hell, sluts!" Danielle quickly closed the door and they could hear the lock click.
Kayleigh looked from the door to her friends in confusion. She asked, "How am I a slut?"
"Lets bother her," Jenna suggested.
"Yes!" Sara agreed. She stomped over to where the door was at arm length. She started spitting on the door.
Jenna and Kayleigh exchanged skeptical looks then moved to Sara's side. Kayleigh tapped on Sara's head and asked, "Why are you spitting on her door?"
"I think in Greece when you spit on people and their doors or something you're cursing them," Sara answered, continuing to spit on the door.
"Really?" Jenna questioned. Sara nodded and Jenna started spitting on the door too.
"You guys! Stop!" Kayleigh ordered. They both stopped mid-spit and looked at her as she continued to say, "The spit on people for good luck in Greece, I think."
"You think? I think I'm right!" Sara started spitting on the door again.
"Yeah! Sara could be right," Jenna spit too.
Kayleigh sighed exasperatedly then muttered, "If you can't beat them to death, join them!"
As soon as Kayleigh too started spitting on the now 'cursed' door it swung open and someone appeared in front of their target. Slow to react they all got one final spit on her. It wasn't until Danielle screamed that they looked at her angry face. Kayleigh chuckled nervously and said, "Look at the time! We have to take Sara in for her Rabies shot."
"That's right! We all need them! In case you didn't know, Rabies causes people to spit on other people's doors," Jenna went along, adding an overly innocent grin.
Jenna and Kayleigh grabbed one of Sara's arms each and started dragging her away. Sara stuck her tongue out at Danielle and yelled after her, "You have Rabies too now! So in your face!"
They continued to drag her away until they turned a corner. Then they both let go causing her to fall to the ground. Sara whimpered in pain then stood up, saying, "Thanks for the warning!"
"No problem," Kayleigh shrugged modestly.
Jenna grinned and commented, "We are insane!"
"Speak for yourself, Jesus," Sara crossed her arms over her chest.
"Lets return to our evil doings!" Kayleigh said, her friends nodding in agreement.
~*~*~*~*~
Randy moved over to his bed. He reached down and grabbed what he was looking for by its handle. When he turned and looked back at Brock he hid his freshly retrieved item behind his back. Randy asked, "Brock, when you die what do you want to be known for?"
"What kind of question is that?" asked Brock, thinking over the question.
"Its a good question. Now answer it," Randy said calmly.
"I guess I want to be known as the hot dude from the Real World," He shrugged then smirked as he added, "And to be known for kissing your girl."
Randy's eye oddly twitched as he asked calmly, "Brock, can you stand up for a minute?"
"Why?" Brock asked in suspicion.
"I want you to show me a really cool dance move," Randy lied as he clenched onto the knife behind him.
~*~*~*~
"Where are we going?" Kayleigh asked as she followed Sara who followed Jenna.
"You'll see," Jenna grinned mischievously as she reached in her pants pockets and pulled out a pack of Juicy Fruit gum. She took three pieces out of the pack and put it back in her pocket. She held onto a piece and handed two back to Sara with out stopping. She ordered, "Take one and pass it back!"
Sara did as she was told and handed the third piece back to Kayleigh. All three started chewing the gum and Sara asked, "What is with the gum?"
Jenna glanced back at her and answered, "We're going to spit gum in people's hair!"
"What's with all the spitting today?" Kayleigh questioned.
Sara shrugged in answer to Kayleigh's question then asked, "Jesus, who is our victim?"
"Shannon!" Jenna answered.
Sara stopped walking abruptly and Kayleigh collided into her. Jenna, hearing only her own footsteps walking stopped, turned and looked at Sara and Kayleigh. She raised her eyebrows and asked, "Is there a problem?"
"Not with me! Its all-" Kayleigh pointed at Sara. Sara looked down at the tiled floor.
Jenna rolled her eyes and asked, "What's wrong Sara?"
"Nothing," Sara muttered, not looking up.
"Cheer up, Sara!" Kayleigh said cheerfully, "We'll make sure you don't kill anyone yet!"
Sara nodded, looked up and smiled. She said softly, the roughness usually in her voice gone, "If you guys see me try to be subtle and sly just remember that I'm probably up to no good."
"Oh okay! And if we see you doing the obvious we'll know you really aren't doing evil. We won't worry if we see you sharpening a machete or forcing toxins down Shannon's throat," Jenna smiled darkly, envisioning her blonde friend trying to get her blonde foe to drink poison. She let out a loud laugh.
Sara gave Jenna two thumbs up and said, "Groovy plan!"
"So we're going to spit gum in her hair as payback?" Kayleigh asked, making sure that's what they were doing.
"Well, yes!" Jenna simply answered.
"Oh! Cool! Can we cut her hair too?" Kayleigh asked excitedly.
Jenna started walking again and answered, "Sure."
~*~*~
"You want me to show you some cool dance moves?" Brock repeated, confused.
Randy nodded slowly causing Brock to jump off the bad and stand in front of him. Brock smirked and asked, "What do you want me to show you?"
"Hmmmm...." Randy pretended to think about it. He pointed behind Brock and gasped, inquiring, "What's that?"
"What's what?" Brock turned around, looking all over for something suspicious.
This was Randy's moment, his perfect moment. He took his perfect moment and took it quickly. Swiftly he took the knife he hid behind his back and moved it centimeters away from Brock's throat. Randy hesitated then pulled the blade into Brock's throat, pulling it across and off. Randy held the bloody knife in his hand shakily. It took a moment for Brock's body to collapse to the ground. Randy sighed and let go of the knife thinking, 'That was easy.'
The knife fell with a thud just as Brock's body had done. Randy thought of what he just had done and muttered, "Fuck!"
He quickly backed away from the body until he bumped into the door. He jumped around and relaxed slightly. He shook his head and whispered to himself, "I hate to have to do this but it needs to be done...'
Randy opened the door, crept out then closed it quickly. He grabbed his key out of his pocket and locked his door. He looked around to see if anyone was watching and no one was. He returned the key to his pocket and started heading in the direction of Stu's room.
~*~*~
"You knock!" Sara insisted to Kayleigh as they stood outside Shannon's room.
"No, you knock!" Kayleigh replied, stuffing her hands in her pockets.
Sara got ready to insist that Kayleigh knock again but Jenna knocked on the door before she could. Jenna rolled her eyes and asked, "Was that so hard?"
"More than you know," Sara answered.
The door swung open and Shannon entered the picture. Kayleigh snickered when she noticed Shannon's failed attempts to cover up her newly gain wounds from the party with makeup. Shannon glared at Kayleigh then Jenna then finally settled her angry looks on Sara. Shannon asked, "What do you freaks want?"
"Exactly that!" Kayleigh answered smugly, "We're being freaks."
"Go be freaks else where than, you freaks!" Shannon tried shutting the door on them but Jenna quickly put her foot in the way. The door bounced off her foot causing Shannon to look down and whined, "What do you want?"
"We are here to go crazy!" Jenna said insanely, pushing the door open. Jenna walked in, pushing past Shannon. Sara walked past her, avoiding everyone's gaze. Kayleigh hissed at Shannon and bounced past her.
Shannon closed her door and glared at them all. She asked, fear hinging on her voice, "Why are you going crazy here?"
"Because your our most favorite person!" Kayleigh answered sarcastically.
Shannon shook slightly and responded fearfully, "Are you going to try and hurt me again? If you are I'm ready! I know some super bad moves!"
Jenna moved all up in Shannon's face and said menacingly, "Boo!"
Shannon flinched and Jenna backed away. Kayleigh laughed and mocked, "Aren't you fearless!"
"Leave me alone!" Shannon ordered.
"NEVER!!!" Kayleigh yelled dramatically moving closer to Shannon. When Kayleigh was close enough to be an arms length away.
"Back off!" Shannon shrieked in fear.
"We don't have to!" Jenna joined Kayleigh and moved closer to Shannon.
Shannon decided to play tough as she asked, "Who do you think you are?"
"Well, I personally am Alanis Morissette's daughter. She is my daddy!" Jenna answered looking at her black fingernails with false interest.
Kayleigh laughed then shrugged and answered, "I'm Satan on my good days."
Jenna reached in her mouth and pulled out her gum. She placed it on top Shannon's head and smashed it in there. Their bleached blonde foe's eyes widened in terror and shock as she yelled, "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"DROP DEAD!" Sara yelled back as she moved beside Jenna.
Kayleigh looked at Sara and said, "I was worried about you! I thought you went mute or something."
"No, I was just taking a nap..." Sara lied, pulling her gum out of her mouth and doing as Jenna and Kayleigh had done.
Shannon shrieked and whimpered as she stroked her gum filled hair sorrowfully. She glared at them and yelled, "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!"
"I think you need a hair cut," Jenna commented.
"YES!!" Kayleigh and Sara agreed.
Shannon shook her head furiously, not really sure what was to come. Sara reached in her hoody and pulled out one of the things she had retrieved from under her bed.
~*~*~
Author's note:
Okay, I lied, there is some plotness in this chapter! I liked it though. I intended it to be longer but I think I'll end it there. More chapters are soon to come, I swear. You all rock! This was boring so don't hate me!
Okay, I thought we all need a little pointless random things seeing as its been plot after plot here. DOWN WITH SERIOUSNESS! So this chapter, for the most part is just the pointlessness we all need. I love this chapter! It's so random and awesome!
I love you all so keep on trucking!
Sara the handsome man!
~*~*~*~
Jenna, Kayleigh and Sara sat around the television set watching the end credits for The Little Mermaid. Sara stretched her arms up over her head. Jenna looked at her boredly and asked, "What do you want to do next?"
"Lets vandalize something!" Kayleigh suggested enthusiastically.
"YES!!" Jenna and Sara agreed excitedly.
"Shame on you, Jesus!" Kayleigh shook a finger at Jenna in a 'shame on you' sort of way.
Sara looked at them in amusement and said, "No! Jesus is exempt from shame! She is special!"
"Special ed!" Jenna added with a laugh. When no one else joined in she looked down and said defeatedly, "Not funny..."
"But anyway..." Kayleigh said, sending Jenna unsure looks, "I say we attack people with plastic sporks."
Jenna nodded then suggested, "How about we dump pigs blood on the homicidal teen as she gets her one shining moment at the prom."
"Or we could spray paint things," Sara suggested dully with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Ooh, aren't we rebellious!" Jenna waved her hands around in mockery.
"I think we should do things to people that are highly ineffective. That's always fun to do," Kayleigh thought out loud.
"Or we can find a genie who lives in a coke can and we can capture her giving us threw wishes. I of course would firstly wish Stu would drop dead. Then I would wish for all the Jolt cola in the world. Then I would wish for things to exactly the same as they are but for us to go back before I wished so I could get more wishes," Sara rambled.
Jenna blinked blankly and asked, "Why destroy Stu firstly?"
Sara shrugged and answered, "I don't like him. He should burn in hell and burn fast!"
"Why, Jenna?" Kayleigh asked, "Do you love Stu after all?"
"NO!" Jenna answered instantly, "He is a fucking nut!"
Kayleigh was still wondering things but decided to let it go with a little, "Okay then...."
"Whatever. Lets go wreak havoc before I become a fucking nut," Sara said as she stood up from the ground.
"Too late, you already are," Jenna laughed crazily.
"DOOMED!" Kayleigh shrieked for no reason really.
Sara cracked her knuckles and said, "Everyone loves crazy people! Now lets go out in the world and become loved!"
"Don't we have classes?" Jenna asked, boredly as she stood up beside Sara.
Kayleigh stood as well and said wrathfully, "Damn education!"
"You know what? I was just thinking...." Sara began, a grin on her face.
Jenna cut in, talking so quickly she drooled on herself, "We should have a hand shake thing!"
"Damn you Jesus! Stop reading my mind," Sara yelled in fake anger.
Kayleigh stroked her chin as though she was in deep contemplation. She glanced at Sara then Jenna who now was wiping the drool off her own chin. Kayleigh clapped her hands together causing her comrades to jump slightly. She said, "We can just put our fists together and yell so people think we're insane 'Go, Go Power Rangers!'"
"YES!" Sara and Jenna agreed.
Kayleigh put her clenched fist in the area between her friends. Sara slowly, unsurely did the same. Jenna smiled at them innocently as she bashed her fist into theirs. Sara laughed then yelled at the top of her lungs, "GO, GO POWER RANGERS!!!"
Jenna and Kayleigh exchanged looks then Kayleigh shook her head and said, "We have to say it together."
"NO!" Jenna shrieked, "Anything but unison!"
With Sara's free hand she shook Jenna slightly, saying, "Its okay! If we can survive a random attack from Stu we can yell in unison."
"Okay, if you say so..." Jenna said, grinning wider.
"Okay, on the count of three we say it! 1.... 2....." Kayleigh laughed then started counting.
Before Kayleigh reached three Jenna yelled out, "SHAGGY PACKAGE!!!!"
Sara grinned and yelled, "I'M A HANDSOME MAN!"
"Awwww.... What the hell do I have to lose?" Kayleigh reasoned then yelled, "SATAN FOR PRESIDENT!"
They laughed then Sara said, "Apparently Stu isn't the only one who is insane."
"Well, lets go prove to society that not only do we not contribute to anything but we vandalize and terrify!" Kayleigh said, bouncing toward the door.
Jenna grabbed random things and stuffed them in her pockets. She sighed and laughed then agreed, "Lets do exactly that!"
Kayleigh opened the door and started walking out, Jenna following closely behind her. Sara looked around the room menacingly, in search of a tool to scare people. A light bulb lit up in her mind and she dashed to her bed. She looked around in a paranoid way then pulled a shoebox out from under her bed. She grabbed something out from the box and hid them quickly in the pocket of her black hooded sweatshirt. Sara walked out of the room, closing the door securely.
~*~*~*~
Randy walked back to his room slowly, deep in thought. He wondered who he could kill in order to prove Stu wrong, to prove that he too was the killer. When he finally walked in his room he was highly disappointed when he saw Brock there. Brock who laid on his own bed with his arms behind his head, supporting it watched Randy carefully. Of course Brock didn't say 'Hey Randy! Good to see you! How is the family?' Instead he asked cockily, "How is my lady friend Sara?"
Randy glared at Brock with complete hatred. He tried to keep his voice calm and even but ended up doing exactly the opposite. In a voice that was furious and uneven he snapped, "DROP DEAD!"
"Are you angry with me, buddy?" Brock asked, sitting up in his bed.
"Why the fuck did you kiss Sara?" Randy asked angrily.
Brock shrugged and answered, "Oh, I did it for you! I wanted to see if she was worthy of your affection so therefore I kissed her. If she was worthy she wouldn't have kissed me! I say you end things with her and find someone else."
"What?" Randy inquired, "Why the fuck should I end things with Sara?"
"Because she's a whore," Brock answered instinctively.
Randy began to think. He considered his options then decided he had to do what he had to do. He thought, 'Brock has got to go...'
~*~*~*~
Kayleigh and Jenna walked down the hallway, side by side. Sara skipped behind them. Jenna without even looking at her asked Sara, "Why are you skipping? Who gave you sugar?"
"No one, I swear!" Sara stopped skipping and started walking beside them.
Kayleigh shrugged and asked, "What mischief do you want to do first?"
"Kill Stu!" Sara suggested instantly.
Jenna looked down to the ground and said, "Sara, how about just for fun you tell us exactly why you hate Stu."
"He's a jerk! He also tried to kill me incase you forgot. He is a.....BASTARD!!!" Sara started speaking calmly then yelled in fury. The noise she was making caused a door they were walking past to open, a brunette girl stared out glaring at them.
The brunette said in a tired, annoyed voice, "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!"
"DROP DEAD!" Sara shrieked back, stopping dead in her tracks.
Jenna stopped as well, eyeing the brunette dangerously. After looking the girl over Jenna asked, "Your in our Film class, right?"
The girl squinted at them then smirked an 'I'm-a-bitch' smile as she said, "Oh yeah! You-" She pointed at Sara "-are the chick who did the walk of shame today with that loser, Randy!"
"You slept with Randy?" Kayleigh asked Sara.
Sara looked at her sheepishly then whispered, "I'll explain later Kayleigh, don't worry!"
Jenna who didn't take her eyes off the brunette asked coldly, "What is your name?"
"Danielle, why?" The girl answered reluctantly.
"Well Danielle.... I thought you should know something. Jesus hates you!" Jenna answered, her menacing eyes widening as though to fill Danielle with terror. It kind of worked to some extent.
"Go to hell, sluts!" Danielle quickly closed the door and they could hear the lock click.
Kayleigh looked from the door to her friends in confusion. She asked, "How am I a slut?"
"Lets bother her," Jenna suggested.
"Yes!" Sara agreed. She stomped over to where the door was at arm length. She started spitting on the door.
Jenna and Kayleigh exchanged skeptical looks then moved to Sara's side. Kayleigh tapped on Sara's head and asked, "Why are you spitting on her door?"
"I think in Greece when you spit on people and their doors or something you're cursing them," Sara answered, continuing to spit on the door.
"Really?" Jenna questioned. Sara nodded and Jenna started spitting on the door too.
"You guys! Stop!" Kayleigh ordered. They both stopped mid-spit and looked at her as she continued to say, "The spit on people for good luck in Greece, I think."
"You think? I think I'm right!" Sara started spitting on the door again.
"Yeah! Sara could be right," Jenna spit too.
Kayleigh sighed exasperatedly then muttered, "If you can't beat them to death, join them!"
As soon as Kayleigh too started spitting on the now 'cursed' door it swung open and someone appeared in front of their target. Slow to react they all got one final spit on her. It wasn't until Danielle screamed that they looked at her angry face. Kayleigh chuckled nervously and said, "Look at the time! We have to take Sara in for her Rabies shot."
"That's right! We all need them! In case you didn't know, Rabies causes people to spit on other people's doors," Jenna went along, adding an overly innocent grin.
Jenna and Kayleigh grabbed one of Sara's arms each and started dragging her away. Sara stuck her tongue out at Danielle and yelled after her, "You have Rabies too now! So in your face!"
They continued to drag her away until they turned a corner. Then they both let go causing her to fall to the ground. Sara whimpered in pain then stood up, saying, "Thanks for the warning!"
"No problem," Kayleigh shrugged modestly.
Jenna grinned and commented, "We are insane!"
"Speak for yourself, Jesus," Sara crossed her arms over her chest.
"Lets return to our evil doings!" Kayleigh said, her friends nodding in agreement.
~*~*~*~*~
Randy moved over to his bed. He reached down and grabbed what he was looking for by its handle. When he turned and looked back at Brock he hid his freshly retrieved item behind his back. Randy asked, "Brock, when you die what do you want to be known for?"
"What kind of question is that?" asked Brock, thinking over the question.
"Its a good question. Now answer it," Randy said calmly.
"I guess I want to be known as the hot dude from the Real World," He shrugged then smirked as he added, "And to be known for kissing your girl."
Randy's eye oddly twitched as he asked calmly, "Brock, can you stand up for a minute?"
"Why?" Brock asked in suspicion.
"I want you to show me a really cool dance move," Randy lied as he clenched onto the knife behind him.
~*~*~*~
"Where are we going?" Kayleigh asked as she followed Sara who followed Jenna.
"You'll see," Jenna grinned mischievously as she reached in her pants pockets and pulled out a pack of Juicy Fruit gum. She took three pieces out of the pack and put it back in her pocket. She held onto a piece and handed two back to Sara with out stopping. She ordered, "Take one and pass it back!"
Sara did as she was told and handed the third piece back to Kayleigh. All three started chewing the gum and Sara asked, "What is with the gum?"
Jenna glanced back at her and answered, "We're going to spit gum in people's hair!"
"What's with all the spitting today?" Kayleigh questioned.
Sara shrugged in answer to Kayleigh's question then asked, "Jesus, who is our victim?"
"Shannon!" Jenna answered.
Sara stopped walking abruptly and Kayleigh collided into her. Jenna, hearing only her own footsteps walking stopped, turned and looked at Sara and Kayleigh. She raised her eyebrows and asked, "Is there a problem?"
"Not with me! Its all-" Kayleigh pointed at Sara. Sara looked down at the tiled floor.
Jenna rolled her eyes and asked, "What's wrong Sara?"
"Nothing," Sara muttered, not looking up.
"Cheer up, Sara!" Kayleigh said cheerfully, "We'll make sure you don't kill anyone yet!"
Sara nodded, looked up and smiled. She said softly, the roughness usually in her voice gone, "If you guys see me try to be subtle and sly just remember that I'm probably up to no good."
"Oh okay! And if we see you doing the obvious we'll know you really aren't doing evil. We won't worry if we see you sharpening a machete or forcing toxins down Shannon's throat," Jenna smiled darkly, envisioning her blonde friend trying to get her blonde foe to drink poison. She let out a loud laugh.
Sara gave Jenna two thumbs up and said, "Groovy plan!"
"So we're going to spit gum in her hair as payback?" Kayleigh asked, making sure that's what they were doing.
"Well, yes!" Jenna simply answered.
"Oh! Cool! Can we cut her hair too?" Kayleigh asked excitedly.
Jenna started walking again and answered, "Sure."
~*~*~
"You want me to show you some cool dance moves?" Brock repeated, confused.
Randy nodded slowly causing Brock to jump off the bad and stand in front of him. Brock smirked and asked, "What do you want me to show you?"
"Hmmmm...." Randy pretended to think about it. He pointed behind Brock and gasped, inquiring, "What's that?"
"What's what?" Brock turned around, looking all over for something suspicious.
This was Randy's moment, his perfect moment. He took his perfect moment and took it quickly. Swiftly he took the knife he hid behind his back and moved it centimeters away from Brock's throat. Randy hesitated then pulled the blade into Brock's throat, pulling it across and off. Randy held the bloody knife in his hand shakily. It took a moment for Brock's body to collapse to the ground. Randy sighed and let go of the knife thinking, 'That was easy.'
The knife fell with a thud just as Brock's body had done. Randy thought of what he just had done and muttered, "Fuck!"
He quickly backed away from the body until he bumped into the door. He jumped around and relaxed slightly. He shook his head and whispered to himself, "I hate to have to do this but it needs to be done...'
Randy opened the door, crept out then closed it quickly. He grabbed his key out of his pocket and locked his door. He looked around to see if anyone was watching and no one was. He returned the key to his pocket and started heading in the direction of Stu's room.
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"You knock!" Sara insisted to Kayleigh as they stood outside Shannon's room.
"No, you knock!" Kayleigh replied, stuffing her hands in her pockets.
Sara got ready to insist that Kayleigh knock again but Jenna knocked on the door before she could. Jenna rolled her eyes and asked, "Was that so hard?"
"More than you know," Sara answered.
The door swung open and Shannon entered the picture. Kayleigh snickered when she noticed Shannon's failed attempts to cover up her newly gain wounds from the party with makeup. Shannon glared at Kayleigh then Jenna then finally settled her angry looks on Sara. Shannon asked, "What do you freaks want?"
"Exactly that!" Kayleigh answered smugly, "We're being freaks."
"Go be freaks else where than, you freaks!" Shannon tried shutting the door on them but Jenna quickly put her foot in the way. The door bounced off her foot causing Shannon to look down and whined, "What do you want?"
"We are here to go crazy!" Jenna said insanely, pushing the door open. Jenna walked in, pushing past Shannon. Sara walked past her, avoiding everyone's gaze. Kayleigh hissed at Shannon and bounced past her.
Shannon closed her door and glared at them all. She asked, fear hinging on her voice, "Why are you going crazy here?"
"Because your our most favorite person!" Kayleigh answered sarcastically.
Shannon shook slightly and responded fearfully, "Are you going to try and hurt me again? If you are I'm ready! I know some super bad moves!"
Jenna moved all up in Shannon's face and said menacingly, "Boo!"
Shannon flinched and Jenna backed away. Kayleigh laughed and mocked, "Aren't you fearless!"
"Leave me alone!" Shannon ordered.
"NEVER!!!" Kayleigh yelled dramatically moving closer to Shannon. When Kayleigh was close enough to be an arms length away.
"Back off!" Shannon shrieked in fear.
"We don't have to!" Jenna joined Kayleigh and moved closer to Shannon.
Shannon decided to play tough as she asked, "Who do you think you are?"
"Well, I personally am Alanis Morissette's daughter. She is my daddy!" Jenna answered looking at her black fingernails with false interest.
Kayleigh laughed then shrugged and answered, "I'm Satan on my good days."
Jenna reached in her mouth and pulled out her gum. She placed it on top Shannon's head and smashed it in there. Their bleached blonde foe's eyes widened in terror and shock as she yelled, "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"DROP DEAD!" Sara yelled back as she moved beside Jenna.
Kayleigh looked at Sara and said, "I was worried about you! I thought you went mute or something."
"No, I was just taking a nap..." Sara lied, pulling her gum out of her mouth and doing as Jenna and Kayleigh had done.
Shannon shrieked and whimpered as she stroked her gum filled hair sorrowfully. She glared at them and yelled, "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!"
"I think you need a hair cut," Jenna commented.
"YES!!" Kayleigh and Sara agreed.
Shannon shook her head furiously, not really sure what was to come. Sara reached in her hoody and pulled out one of the things she had retrieved from under her bed.
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Author's note:
Okay, I lied, there is some plotness in this chapter! I liked it though. I intended it to be longer but I think I'll end it there. More chapters are soon to come, I swear. You all rock! This was boring so don't hate me!