Randy knocked on the door slowly, sighing loudly. Soon the door creaked
open a crack and half of Stu's face peered out at him. Stu asked boredly,
"What do you want, loser?"
"Could you be anymore paranoid?" Randy questioned, referring to Stu's peeking out the door all shifty eyed paranoid actions. Randy pushed the door open the rest of the way causing Stu to turn from him and stalk back to his bed.
Stu collapsed flat on his bed tiredly. He asked in a whiningly annoyed tone, "What do you want, dork?"
Randy closed the door securely, looked up at Stu with pride and said with a proud tone, "I killed someone! I'm the killer!"
"Who?" Stu sat up with great interest.
Randy smiled wickedly and answered, "Brock!"
"What?" Stu's tone was now in a mixture of disbelief and frustration.
His comrade's overly confident tone and mannerisms stopped and were replaced with a confused, venerable inquirement of, "What's wrong?"
"You killed your roommate! If Sara, Jenna and Kayleigh didn't know already they sure as hell know now that you're the killer!" Stu answered, rolling his eyes.
"That's right!" Randy's confidence returned, "I am the killer!"
Stu rolled his eyes again and asked, his tired and bored voice to be heard, "Is that all you came here for? To brag?"
"Not exactly...." Randy looked to the ground in shame and muttered just loud enough so Stu heard, "I need your help!"
"Disposal of the body, right?" Stu asked trying to pretend to be uninterested though excitement hinged its way into his question.
Still ashamed to have to ask, he muttered, "Yeah...."
"Then lets get to it!" Stu stood up.
"Okay!" Randy was so sure Stu would mock him so now found himself to be surprised at Stu's immediate agreement.
~*~*~
Kayleigh peeked out the door, saw that the halls were empty and whispered, "Okay! Let's go!"
She crept out of the room followed by Jenna then Sara. Sara looked back into the room with a menacing grin and said while laughing, "Goodbye Shannon!"
"FOREVER!!" Jenna yelled dramatically, snickering.
"What was the point in sneaking out if your gonna yell and draw attention to us?" Kayleigh wondered.
Jenna smiled, "I feel so alive! Lets continue our mischief!"
"We should! Jesus, good plan!" Kayleigh agreed, excited.
"What do you want to do?" Sara asked, closing the door to Shannon's room quickly.
(Authors note: Let me guess, you want to see what we did to Shannon? Guess what, I think I'll save that for later! You'll see what it is! Its a total scream! Muhawaha...)
"Mischief," Jenna answered simply with a shrug.
Kayleigh thought then suggested, "Let's go spray paint something!"
"Do we even have spray paint?" Jenna asked.
"Yeah..." Sara reached in her hoodies' pocket and pulled out (of the many things in there) a thing of red spray paint. Jenna and Kayleigh sent her curious looks and she replied their looks defensively, "What? You said we were going to vandalize stuff! What is vandalism without spray paint?"
Kayleigh sent Sara two thumbs up and said, "Your right! Let's paint peoples doors!"
"YES!!" Jenna agreed excitedly as she snatched the spray paint out of Sara's hands and turned to Shannon's door with it. She ripped the lid off of it and tossed it behind her to the ground and started painting.
Kayleigh bent down, picked up the lid and asked, "What are you going to put?"
"You'll see!" Jenna said with an evil laugh.
Sara grabbed the paint cap from Kayleigh and commented teasingly, "Knowing Jenna she'll probably put Stu's name with a heart around in."
"Guess again!" Jenna said as the sound of spray paint ceased.
She backed away from the door so her friend's could see. Now in the middle of the door the word 'Redrum' was written across in a fairly neat way. They all grinned wickedly and Kayleigh muttered, "Let the mischief really begin!"
"What? Spitting on doors and teaching whores a lesson isn't good enough for you?" Sara wondered.
"Poor Shannon! God bless her soul!" Jenna said sarcastically.
"Hmmm...." Kayleigh said all shifty eyed. Then she yelled, "YOINK!"
She grabbed the spray paint out of Jenna's hands and started running ahead of them, laughing madly. Jenna and Sara exchanged amused looks and Jenna said, "I guess we should chase after yelling random things...."
"Agreed!" Sara started chasing Kayleigh down then yelled, "ITS HIP TO BE SQUARE!! NERDS FOREVER!"
Jenna blinked blankly at Sara's statement, shrugged then ran after her yelling, "KIDNAP MR. SANDY CLAWS!!!!"
Sara stopped once she noticed Kayleigh had already started spray-painting a door. Jenna stopped too and asked, "Who's door is this?"
Kayleigh shrugged and answered as she continued to write something, "How the hell should I know? I'm not psychic!"
"Then why this door?" Jenna asked, eyeing the door with wonder.
"It looked boring so I'm making it look cool!" Kayleigh answered distractedly, still writing.
Sara laughed and said, "I bet I know what your writing!"
Kayleigh stopped painting and backed away to admire her work. Jenna looked at the door, laughed and read out loud, "'The Scream Queens strike again!'"
"I knew it!" Sara squealed, happy as hell to read those words again. All three of them exchanged the same menacing proud looks.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~ (A/N: Yep! I finally am writing a flashback of us to explain what Kayleigh wrote.)
The two of them walked side by side down the empty hallways of their high school. Sara's golden blonde hair bounced in curls with each step she took. She watched her hair with hate as she said to her friend, "Remind me to straighten my hair after this whole thing ends."
"We have more important things to do then get your hair done!" Jenna replied boredly as idly she eyed her own brown hair that fell in her face. She brushed her hair away and sighed loudly.
Sara looked down at her t-shirt with the face of Stevo from one of her favorite films SLC Punk on it and smiled dreamily. Noticing what Sara was doing Jenna glanced down at her favorite Thirteen Ghosts t-shirt and said suddenly, "Sara! We should so rape our shirts!"
They both noticed that the classroom they passed had its door wide open and the teacher, Mr. Phillips silently stared at them, wide eyed. Both girls started laughing after Sara glared at him and said, "Child molesting is bad!"
He quickly looked away and the girls continued walking down the hall. Sara barely glanced at Jenna and asked, "Why do you think we're being called to the office?"
"Think about it, Snoopy!" Jenna rolled her eyes at her friends ignorance, "It's that time of the month!"
Silence fell for a moment then they both burst in fits of laughter. Jenna blushed only slightly and muttered, "You know what I mean!"
"Of course," Sara shrugged and smiled in amusement.
Jenna suddenly stopped walking as they stood in front of the glass door that said in black print 'School Office'. Sara opened the door and held it as Jenna entered first. She followed close behind and whispered, "Act cool."
Jenna nodded and rolled her eyes as she moved to the front desk that a senior stood behind. She had light blonde hair tied back in a ponytail and wore all pink including makeup. Jenna cringed at the pinkness and greeted in an overly innocent way, "Hello Bertha!"
"Freak..." The girl, Bertha said in disgust as she glanced at Jenna and Sara and the blackness they both wore.
Sara forced a cough then said quickly but clearly enough, "Bitchy Bertha!" She added another cough.
Jenna looked around the office thoroughly then asked distractedly, "Hey, where is everyone?"
"There is a meeting, if you must know!" Bertha answered coldly, sending Sara the angriest of stares.
Sara looked pleased then asked evilly, "So no one will here your screams?"
Jenna started moving away from them, off to the side. She watched all the doors carefully as she moved quickly to the filing cabinets located beyond the desk and next to the door with the plaque that read 'Guidance Councilor' on it. As she touched the handle on the center drawer of the metal cabinets she heard Bertha ask, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Ooh! You said 'hell'! I bet your mommy is going to make you eat soap for that one!" Sara mocked, glancing from Jenna to Bertha.
Jenna ignored Bertha and opened the drawer and started looking for their names. Bertha just glared at Sara with complete hatred as she spat, "Your a fucking freak!"
"Ooh! You said 'fucking'!" Sara taunted, enjoying herself. "Not only are you eating soap tonight but you also won a one way trip to hell! Congratulations!"
Bertha tried thinking up a clever comeback then widened her eyes. She said as she remembered, "Your mom is here to take you two home."
"Goody!" Jenna said, closing the drawer with two folders in hand.
"Nice talking to you as always, Bertha!" Sara said sarcastically as Jenna moved next to her.
As Sara walked to the office door Jenna smiled sweetly at Bertha and said darkly, "If you tell anyone of this I'll kill you in your sleep!"
Sara left the office and Jenna followed.
~*~*~
"I remember Bertha!" Sara said suddenly causing Kayleigh to raise her eyebrows in confusion as though to ask 'Who the fuck is Berth?'
Jenna answered Kayleigh's unspoken question, "Bertha is just another victim of the Scream Queens!"
"Interesting...." Kayleigh muttered, not really caring.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~ (A/N: Okay, This time I honestly will explain the Scream Queens thing!)
The both of them ran out of the building, glaring at the large sign at the entrance that read 'Meadow Brooks High School.' Jenna murmured darkly, "Damn public school system."
Sara glanced around the parking lot as they entered it, searching for the familiar car. As they stepped onto the asphalt and off the sidewalk the familiar orange-red '69 camaro sped toward them. Both girls laughed as the car screeched to a stop about a foot away from them. The driver's door opened and Kayleigh stepped out of the car. She looked at them both then said in amusement, "Ah! It's the children of the corn!"
"Oh, hello there 'mother'!" Sara greeted, emphasizing the word mother and adding little finger quotations around it.
"Hello child of the corn #2!" Kayleigh waved to Sara.
"Greetings and salutations!" Jenna said distractedly as she eyed the car hungrily.
"Hello child of the corn #1!" Kayleigh waved then noticed Jenna's looks towards the car and said sternly, "Your not driving!"
"Awww..." Jenna pouted and inquired, "Why the hell cant I?"
"Because your bound to run down the elderly, Child of the corn #1!" Kayleigh answered. She glanced at Sara to see her looking at the car mischievously and said quickly, "Same to you! No one but me drives."
Jenna slowly crept over to the passenger side of the car. Slowly she moved her hands to the front passenger seat's handle. Sara noticed this and Jenna noticed that she noticed and yelled, "I call shotgun!"
"Damn it!" Sara snapped her fingers and started heading toward the backseat as Jenna opened the door to her seat, sticking her tongue out at Sara as she passed.
Sara dived into the back seat and slammed her door just as her comrades had done. She sat up and glanced between the two and commented, "I see you stole your daddy's car again."
"Pretty much, corn child two!" Kayleigh answered as she turned the key in the ignition, starting the car.
"And where the fuck did you steal that trench coat from?" Jenna asked as she looked at the black trench coat Kayleigh wore.
They started driving off at high speed as Kayleigh answered with a chuckle, "Your mom!"
"Zoinks! That's original," Sara commented sarcastically.
Jenna sent the school one last glare as the sped out of the parking lot and away from the school. Jenna sighed, relieved that she was free for the day. She then said, "Remind me again why we even go to school when you just kidnap us, Kayleigh."
"Because," Sara answered, "It's a lot funnier this way!"
"Zoinks! Good answer!" Kayleigh teased.
"What movies are we watching on our lovely movie day?" Jenna asked, glancing from Kayleigh then back at Sara.
"Drop Dead Fred for sure!" Sara suggested.
Jenna nodded and replied happily, "Fuck yes!"
"I want to do something evil!" Kayleigh laughed menacingly.
Sara raised her eyebrows and asked, "Like satanic evil?"
"Or like having an affair with a priest evil?" Jenna wondered causing her friends to send her skeptical looks.
"Has that happened to you lately, corn child one?" Kayleigh still sent her skeptical looks when she every so often glanced away from the road as she drove.
Sara snickered as she teased, "Yeah Jenna, been to church lately?"
"Leave me alone or I'll have Matthew Lillard attack you!" Jenna grinned.
~*~*~
Sara, relishing in the memory retorted, "Not if I sick Matty on you first, Jenna!"
Both Kayleigh and Jenna stopped walking down the hall and stared at Sara in confusion. Jenna pat Sara on the head and said, still completely confused, "There there, little psychopath! You just need to lie down for a bit, I'm sure..."
"So I'm guessing guys like Randy make girls lose their minds," Kayleigh commented dully. She pointed at Sara and accused, "You slept with Randy!"
"I slept with him but I didn't sleep with him," Sara shrugged then started savoring thoughts of the past.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~ (A/n: Sorry.... I'll explain the scream queens thing though there isn't much to say. I'm just really liking these flashbacks! They are groovy to write!)
"I should join a cult!" Jenna said randomly as she laid on the old brown couch lazily.
Sara who sat on the concrete basement floor with a quilt wrapped around herself looked back at Jenna skeptically. She asked, "Why is that?"
"I don't know! I would be an experience to add to my resume," Jenna shrugged as her eyes boredly landed on Kayleigh who sat in front of the television as she looked through a box of movies.
"I can picture you in a cult! Your one of those people who would let everyone else drink the poisoned punch, laugh at their misfortunes then run," Kayleigh said distractedly, adding a laugh as she searched for a movie.
Jenna smiled as she imagined herself doing exactly that. Then Sara suggested, "We should start a cult!"
"What would we call it?" Kayleigh asked, still searching.
"The scream queens!" Jenna eagerly suggested.
"Okay.... I'm taking back the cult idea! Lets start a gang instead!" Sara said, imagining 'rumbling' with all the other gangs and beating up cops.
Jenna considered the idea and said, "Yes! And we could vandalize things!"
"You don't need to be a gang to vandalize things, you know," Kayleigh commented.
"UNITY!!!" Jenna yelled.
Sara grinned and thought out loud, "And every time we do evil things we can write 'The Scream Queens strike again'."
"Yes we shall! For years and years to come," Kayleigh laughed insanely.
~*~*~
Stu and Randy walked in silence, glancing at one another boredly. As they turned the corner they saw Jenna, Kayleigh and Sara looking rather guilty as they crowded around a random door. They heard snickering and a semi-loud 'Pssssst' noise as they moved closer to the girls. Jenna whispered, unaware of the enclosing predators, "Don't write that, Sara!"
"Too late!" Sara grinned as she reread what she just spray-painted, "'Every time you think impure thoughts Jesus kills another kitten.'"
"Damn it, Sara! You're going to give me a bad reputation! Why couldn't you say God kills the kitties? I wash my hands of this!" Jenna joked as she stared at the word 'Jesus'.
Kayleigh turned to smile at Jenna then noticed Randy and Stu and yelled, "Ah! Its the children of the corn number three and four!"
"See? I remember good times as well!" Kayleigh said to Sara who now looked at Randy with a grin on her face.
Sara slowly moved toward Randy, ignoring Stu completely. She squealed happily, "Your alive!"
"So Kayleigh, which one of them is child of the corn number three?" Jenna asked in order to avoid Stu's staring eyes.
Kayleigh looked from Randy to Stu, consideration and contemplation apparent in her eyes. She laughed then answered, "Randy is three because he rocks and Stu is lucky to be four since he tried killing my friends!"
"What's with the vandalism?" Stu asked, changing the subject quickly.
"None of your fucking business, bastard!" Sara snapped viciously at him.
"Ummm...." Randy glanced from Stu to Sara nervously then asked, "What is with the graffiti, dearest?"
"The Scream Queens strike again!" Jenna said as she darkly stared back at Stu.
"What?" Stu inquired in confusion.
"Its still none of your fucking business, asshole!" Sara snapped again.
"Ummm....." Randy again glanced around nervously then asked unsurely, "What is with the scream queens thing, sweetie?"
Jenna smiled in amusement at Randy's attempts to calm Sara that actually worked. Kayleigh shrugged and answered blankly, "We are the Scream Queens. There isn't much to explain. That's what we call ourselves."
"Sometimes memories just come back to you randomly," Jenna added.
Randy looked at the three girls in a mixture of skepticism and detection as he stated, "You girls don't look much like Jamie Lee Curtis...."
"Jamie Lee Curtis can kiss my ass!" Jenna said defiantly.
Stu looked Randy over, waiting for him to get pissed of as he commented, "Randy is like obsessed with Jamie Lee Curtis. Its sick!"
"Well....." Kayleigh started laughing as she quickly said, "In your face because she dies in the Halloween series!"
Randy looked darkly at everyone then looked at Sara's smiling face and relaxed. He smiled back at her and said softly, "Your my favorite scream queen."
"Awwww...." Sara delicately wrapped her arms around him and kissed him on the cheek.
Jenna rolled her eyes in misplaced disgust as she continued to glare at Stu every so often. Randy leaned in and kissed Sara on the lips, her continuing it. Stu rolled his eyes at them as he moved away from them and stood next to Kayleigh, staring at Jenna. Kayleigh smiled kindly at Stu then asked dully, "So Stuart, have you tried to kill any of my friends lately?"
"That's right you fucker!" Sara pulled away from Randy's kisses but still remained in his arms as she glared viciously at Stu.
Impatient to hear what else Sara planned to snarl at Stu she said listlessly, "If you ever touch anyone of us again you will pay."
"Touch!" Stu said mockingly as he poked Kayleigh on the shoulder.
"Go date rape someone!" Jenna snapped as she started walking off, away from Stu.
Kayleigh looked at Stu in frustration and started walking after Jenna. Before leaving she said, "The Scream Queens strike again!"
"Damn you Stu!" Sara said, annoyed. She pulled out of Randy's arms and chased after her friends with out saying good-bye to Randy.
Randy looked after her longingly then looked at Stu in dislike then muttered sarcastically, "Aren't you a popular guy? I see all the girls love you!"
'Let's just go take care of this Brock thing!" Stu said, annoyed and frustrated.
~*~*~
Author's Note:
What did you think about the little flashbacks? I really liked them! Its going to be bitchin' to write the prequel which I plan to do as soon as I finish up this fic and start my sequel. Aren't you all so excited?
Ummm....Was this chapter boring? It might have been.... I'm not sure.
"Call the freaks up and apologize!" ~Handsome Davis, 'Cheats'
"Could you be anymore paranoid?" Randy questioned, referring to Stu's peeking out the door all shifty eyed paranoid actions. Randy pushed the door open the rest of the way causing Stu to turn from him and stalk back to his bed.
Stu collapsed flat on his bed tiredly. He asked in a whiningly annoyed tone, "What do you want, dork?"
Randy closed the door securely, looked up at Stu with pride and said with a proud tone, "I killed someone! I'm the killer!"
"Who?" Stu sat up with great interest.
Randy smiled wickedly and answered, "Brock!"
"What?" Stu's tone was now in a mixture of disbelief and frustration.
His comrade's overly confident tone and mannerisms stopped and were replaced with a confused, venerable inquirement of, "What's wrong?"
"You killed your roommate! If Sara, Jenna and Kayleigh didn't know already they sure as hell know now that you're the killer!" Stu answered, rolling his eyes.
"That's right!" Randy's confidence returned, "I am the killer!"
Stu rolled his eyes again and asked, his tired and bored voice to be heard, "Is that all you came here for? To brag?"
"Not exactly...." Randy looked to the ground in shame and muttered just loud enough so Stu heard, "I need your help!"
"Disposal of the body, right?" Stu asked trying to pretend to be uninterested though excitement hinged its way into his question.
Still ashamed to have to ask, he muttered, "Yeah...."
"Then lets get to it!" Stu stood up.
"Okay!" Randy was so sure Stu would mock him so now found himself to be surprised at Stu's immediate agreement.
~*~*~
Kayleigh peeked out the door, saw that the halls were empty and whispered, "Okay! Let's go!"
She crept out of the room followed by Jenna then Sara. Sara looked back into the room with a menacing grin and said while laughing, "Goodbye Shannon!"
"FOREVER!!" Jenna yelled dramatically, snickering.
"What was the point in sneaking out if your gonna yell and draw attention to us?" Kayleigh wondered.
Jenna smiled, "I feel so alive! Lets continue our mischief!"
"We should! Jesus, good plan!" Kayleigh agreed, excited.
"What do you want to do?" Sara asked, closing the door to Shannon's room quickly.
(Authors note: Let me guess, you want to see what we did to Shannon? Guess what, I think I'll save that for later! You'll see what it is! Its a total scream! Muhawaha...)
"Mischief," Jenna answered simply with a shrug.
Kayleigh thought then suggested, "Let's go spray paint something!"
"Do we even have spray paint?" Jenna asked.
"Yeah..." Sara reached in her hoodies' pocket and pulled out (of the many things in there) a thing of red spray paint. Jenna and Kayleigh sent her curious looks and she replied their looks defensively, "What? You said we were going to vandalize stuff! What is vandalism without spray paint?"
Kayleigh sent Sara two thumbs up and said, "Your right! Let's paint peoples doors!"
"YES!!" Jenna agreed excitedly as she snatched the spray paint out of Sara's hands and turned to Shannon's door with it. She ripped the lid off of it and tossed it behind her to the ground and started painting.
Kayleigh bent down, picked up the lid and asked, "What are you going to put?"
"You'll see!" Jenna said with an evil laugh.
Sara grabbed the paint cap from Kayleigh and commented teasingly, "Knowing Jenna she'll probably put Stu's name with a heart around in."
"Guess again!" Jenna said as the sound of spray paint ceased.
She backed away from the door so her friend's could see. Now in the middle of the door the word 'Redrum' was written across in a fairly neat way. They all grinned wickedly and Kayleigh muttered, "Let the mischief really begin!"
"What? Spitting on doors and teaching whores a lesson isn't good enough for you?" Sara wondered.
"Poor Shannon! God bless her soul!" Jenna said sarcastically.
"Hmmm...." Kayleigh said all shifty eyed. Then she yelled, "YOINK!"
She grabbed the spray paint out of Jenna's hands and started running ahead of them, laughing madly. Jenna and Sara exchanged amused looks and Jenna said, "I guess we should chase after yelling random things...."
"Agreed!" Sara started chasing Kayleigh down then yelled, "ITS HIP TO BE SQUARE!! NERDS FOREVER!"
Jenna blinked blankly at Sara's statement, shrugged then ran after her yelling, "KIDNAP MR. SANDY CLAWS!!!!"
Sara stopped once she noticed Kayleigh had already started spray-painting a door. Jenna stopped too and asked, "Who's door is this?"
Kayleigh shrugged and answered as she continued to write something, "How the hell should I know? I'm not psychic!"
"Then why this door?" Jenna asked, eyeing the door with wonder.
"It looked boring so I'm making it look cool!" Kayleigh answered distractedly, still writing.
Sara laughed and said, "I bet I know what your writing!"
Kayleigh stopped painting and backed away to admire her work. Jenna looked at the door, laughed and read out loud, "'The Scream Queens strike again!'"
"I knew it!" Sara squealed, happy as hell to read those words again. All three of them exchanged the same menacing proud looks.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~ (A/N: Yep! I finally am writing a flashback of us to explain what Kayleigh wrote.)
The two of them walked side by side down the empty hallways of their high school. Sara's golden blonde hair bounced in curls with each step she took. She watched her hair with hate as she said to her friend, "Remind me to straighten my hair after this whole thing ends."
"We have more important things to do then get your hair done!" Jenna replied boredly as idly she eyed her own brown hair that fell in her face. She brushed her hair away and sighed loudly.
Sara looked down at her t-shirt with the face of Stevo from one of her favorite films SLC Punk on it and smiled dreamily. Noticing what Sara was doing Jenna glanced down at her favorite Thirteen Ghosts t-shirt and said suddenly, "Sara! We should so rape our shirts!"
They both noticed that the classroom they passed had its door wide open and the teacher, Mr. Phillips silently stared at them, wide eyed. Both girls started laughing after Sara glared at him and said, "Child molesting is bad!"
He quickly looked away and the girls continued walking down the hall. Sara barely glanced at Jenna and asked, "Why do you think we're being called to the office?"
"Think about it, Snoopy!" Jenna rolled her eyes at her friends ignorance, "It's that time of the month!"
Silence fell for a moment then they both burst in fits of laughter. Jenna blushed only slightly and muttered, "You know what I mean!"
"Of course," Sara shrugged and smiled in amusement.
Jenna suddenly stopped walking as they stood in front of the glass door that said in black print 'School Office'. Sara opened the door and held it as Jenna entered first. She followed close behind and whispered, "Act cool."
Jenna nodded and rolled her eyes as she moved to the front desk that a senior stood behind. She had light blonde hair tied back in a ponytail and wore all pink including makeup. Jenna cringed at the pinkness and greeted in an overly innocent way, "Hello Bertha!"
"Freak..." The girl, Bertha said in disgust as she glanced at Jenna and Sara and the blackness they both wore.
Sara forced a cough then said quickly but clearly enough, "Bitchy Bertha!" She added another cough.
Jenna looked around the office thoroughly then asked distractedly, "Hey, where is everyone?"
"There is a meeting, if you must know!" Bertha answered coldly, sending Sara the angriest of stares.
Sara looked pleased then asked evilly, "So no one will here your screams?"
Jenna started moving away from them, off to the side. She watched all the doors carefully as she moved quickly to the filing cabinets located beyond the desk and next to the door with the plaque that read 'Guidance Councilor' on it. As she touched the handle on the center drawer of the metal cabinets she heard Bertha ask, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Ooh! You said 'hell'! I bet your mommy is going to make you eat soap for that one!" Sara mocked, glancing from Jenna to Bertha.
Jenna ignored Bertha and opened the drawer and started looking for their names. Bertha just glared at Sara with complete hatred as she spat, "Your a fucking freak!"
"Ooh! You said 'fucking'!" Sara taunted, enjoying herself. "Not only are you eating soap tonight but you also won a one way trip to hell! Congratulations!"
Bertha tried thinking up a clever comeback then widened her eyes. She said as she remembered, "Your mom is here to take you two home."
"Goody!" Jenna said, closing the drawer with two folders in hand.
"Nice talking to you as always, Bertha!" Sara said sarcastically as Jenna moved next to her.
As Sara walked to the office door Jenna smiled sweetly at Bertha and said darkly, "If you tell anyone of this I'll kill you in your sleep!"
Sara left the office and Jenna followed.
~*~*~
"I remember Bertha!" Sara said suddenly causing Kayleigh to raise her eyebrows in confusion as though to ask 'Who the fuck is Berth?'
Jenna answered Kayleigh's unspoken question, "Bertha is just another victim of the Scream Queens!"
"Interesting...." Kayleigh muttered, not really caring.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~ (A/N: Okay, This time I honestly will explain the Scream Queens thing!)
The both of them ran out of the building, glaring at the large sign at the entrance that read 'Meadow Brooks High School.' Jenna murmured darkly, "Damn public school system."
Sara glanced around the parking lot as they entered it, searching for the familiar car. As they stepped onto the asphalt and off the sidewalk the familiar orange-red '69 camaro sped toward them. Both girls laughed as the car screeched to a stop about a foot away from them. The driver's door opened and Kayleigh stepped out of the car. She looked at them both then said in amusement, "Ah! It's the children of the corn!"
"Oh, hello there 'mother'!" Sara greeted, emphasizing the word mother and adding little finger quotations around it.
"Hello child of the corn #2!" Kayleigh waved to Sara.
"Greetings and salutations!" Jenna said distractedly as she eyed the car hungrily.
"Hello child of the corn #1!" Kayleigh waved then noticed Jenna's looks towards the car and said sternly, "Your not driving!"
"Awww..." Jenna pouted and inquired, "Why the hell cant I?"
"Because your bound to run down the elderly, Child of the corn #1!" Kayleigh answered. She glanced at Sara to see her looking at the car mischievously and said quickly, "Same to you! No one but me drives."
Jenna slowly crept over to the passenger side of the car. Slowly she moved her hands to the front passenger seat's handle. Sara noticed this and Jenna noticed that she noticed and yelled, "I call shotgun!"
"Damn it!" Sara snapped her fingers and started heading toward the backseat as Jenna opened the door to her seat, sticking her tongue out at Sara as she passed.
Sara dived into the back seat and slammed her door just as her comrades had done. She sat up and glanced between the two and commented, "I see you stole your daddy's car again."
"Pretty much, corn child two!" Kayleigh answered as she turned the key in the ignition, starting the car.
"And where the fuck did you steal that trench coat from?" Jenna asked as she looked at the black trench coat Kayleigh wore.
They started driving off at high speed as Kayleigh answered with a chuckle, "Your mom!"
"Zoinks! That's original," Sara commented sarcastically.
Jenna sent the school one last glare as the sped out of the parking lot and away from the school. Jenna sighed, relieved that she was free for the day. She then said, "Remind me again why we even go to school when you just kidnap us, Kayleigh."
"Because," Sara answered, "It's a lot funnier this way!"
"Zoinks! Good answer!" Kayleigh teased.
"What movies are we watching on our lovely movie day?" Jenna asked, glancing from Kayleigh then back at Sara.
"Drop Dead Fred for sure!" Sara suggested.
Jenna nodded and replied happily, "Fuck yes!"
"I want to do something evil!" Kayleigh laughed menacingly.
Sara raised her eyebrows and asked, "Like satanic evil?"
"Or like having an affair with a priest evil?" Jenna wondered causing her friends to send her skeptical looks.
"Has that happened to you lately, corn child one?" Kayleigh still sent her skeptical looks when she every so often glanced away from the road as she drove.
Sara snickered as she teased, "Yeah Jenna, been to church lately?"
"Leave me alone or I'll have Matthew Lillard attack you!" Jenna grinned.
~*~*~
Sara, relishing in the memory retorted, "Not if I sick Matty on you first, Jenna!"
Both Kayleigh and Jenna stopped walking down the hall and stared at Sara in confusion. Jenna pat Sara on the head and said, still completely confused, "There there, little psychopath! You just need to lie down for a bit, I'm sure..."
"So I'm guessing guys like Randy make girls lose their minds," Kayleigh commented dully. She pointed at Sara and accused, "You slept with Randy!"
"I slept with him but I didn't sleep with him," Sara shrugged then started savoring thoughts of the past.
~*~*~Flashback~*~*~ (A/n: Sorry.... I'll explain the scream queens thing though there isn't much to say. I'm just really liking these flashbacks! They are groovy to write!)
"I should join a cult!" Jenna said randomly as she laid on the old brown couch lazily.
Sara who sat on the concrete basement floor with a quilt wrapped around herself looked back at Jenna skeptically. She asked, "Why is that?"
"I don't know! I would be an experience to add to my resume," Jenna shrugged as her eyes boredly landed on Kayleigh who sat in front of the television as she looked through a box of movies.
"I can picture you in a cult! Your one of those people who would let everyone else drink the poisoned punch, laugh at their misfortunes then run," Kayleigh said distractedly, adding a laugh as she searched for a movie.
Jenna smiled as she imagined herself doing exactly that. Then Sara suggested, "We should start a cult!"
"What would we call it?" Kayleigh asked, still searching.
"The scream queens!" Jenna eagerly suggested.
"Okay.... I'm taking back the cult idea! Lets start a gang instead!" Sara said, imagining 'rumbling' with all the other gangs and beating up cops.
Jenna considered the idea and said, "Yes! And we could vandalize things!"
"You don't need to be a gang to vandalize things, you know," Kayleigh commented.
"UNITY!!!" Jenna yelled.
Sara grinned and thought out loud, "And every time we do evil things we can write 'The Scream Queens strike again'."
"Yes we shall! For years and years to come," Kayleigh laughed insanely.
~*~*~
Stu and Randy walked in silence, glancing at one another boredly. As they turned the corner they saw Jenna, Kayleigh and Sara looking rather guilty as they crowded around a random door. They heard snickering and a semi-loud 'Pssssst' noise as they moved closer to the girls. Jenna whispered, unaware of the enclosing predators, "Don't write that, Sara!"
"Too late!" Sara grinned as she reread what she just spray-painted, "'Every time you think impure thoughts Jesus kills another kitten.'"
"Damn it, Sara! You're going to give me a bad reputation! Why couldn't you say God kills the kitties? I wash my hands of this!" Jenna joked as she stared at the word 'Jesus'.
Kayleigh turned to smile at Jenna then noticed Randy and Stu and yelled, "Ah! Its the children of the corn number three and four!"
"See? I remember good times as well!" Kayleigh said to Sara who now looked at Randy with a grin on her face.
Sara slowly moved toward Randy, ignoring Stu completely. She squealed happily, "Your alive!"
"So Kayleigh, which one of them is child of the corn number three?" Jenna asked in order to avoid Stu's staring eyes.
Kayleigh looked from Randy to Stu, consideration and contemplation apparent in her eyes. She laughed then answered, "Randy is three because he rocks and Stu is lucky to be four since he tried killing my friends!"
"What's with the vandalism?" Stu asked, changing the subject quickly.
"None of your fucking business, bastard!" Sara snapped viciously at him.
"Ummm...." Randy glanced from Stu to Sara nervously then asked, "What is with the graffiti, dearest?"
"The Scream Queens strike again!" Jenna said as she darkly stared back at Stu.
"What?" Stu inquired in confusion.
"Its still none of your fucking business, asshole!" Sara snapped again.
"Ummm....." Randy again glanced around nervously then asked unsurely, "What is with the scream queens thing, sweetie?"
Jenna smiled in amusement at Randy's attempts to calm Sara that actually worked. Kayleigh shrugged and answered blankly, "We are the Scream Queens. There isn't much to explain. That's what we call ourselves."
"Sometimes memories just come back to you randomly," Jenna added.
Randy looked at the three girls in a mixture of skepticism and detection as he stated, "You girls don't look much like Jamie Lee Curtis...."
"Jamie Lee Curtis can kiss my ass!" Jenna said defiantly.
Stu looked Randy over, waiting for him to get pissed of as he commented, "Randy is like obsessed with Jamie Lee Curtis. Its sick!"
"Well....." Kayleigh started laughing as she quickly said, "In your face because she dies in the Halloween series!"
Randy looked darkly at everyone then looked at Sara's smiling face and relaxed. He smiled back at her and said softly, "Your my favorite scream queen."
"Awwww...." Sara delicately wrapped her arms around him and kissed him on the cheek.
Jenna rolled her eyes in misplaced disgust as she continued to glare at Stu every so often. Randy leaned in and kissed Sara on the lips, her continuing it. Stu rolled his eyes at them as he moved away from them and stood next to Kayleigh, staring at Jenna. Kayleigh smiled kindly at Stu then asked dully, "So Stuart, have you tried to kill any of my friends lately?"
"That's right you fucker!" Sara pulled away from Randy's kisses but still remained in his arms as she glared viciously at Stu.
Impatient to hear what else Sara planned to snarl at Stu she said listlessly, "If you ever touch anyone of us again you will pay."
"Touch!" Stu said mockingly as he poked Kayleigh on the shoulder.
"Go date rape someone!" Jenna snapped as she started walking off, away from Stu.
Kayleigh looked at Stu in frustration and started walking after Jenna. Before leaving she said, "The Scream Queens strike again!"
"Damn you Stu!" Sara said, annoyed. She pulled out of Randy's arms and chased after her friends with out saying good-bye to Randy.
Randy looked after her longingly then looked at Stu in dislike then muttered sarcastically, "Aren't you a popular guy? I see all the girls love you!"
'Let's just go take care of this Brock thing!" Stu said, annoyed and frustrated.
~*~*~
Author's Note:
What did you think about the little flashbacks? I really liked them! Its going to be bitchin' to write the prequel which I plan to do as soon as I finish up this fic and start my sequel. Aren't you all so excited?
Ummm....Was this chapter boring? It might have been.... I'm not sure.
"Call the freaks up and apologize!" ~Handsome Davis, 'Cheats'
