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Sorry for not updating. I COMPLETELY FORGOT that I had this thing...

Disclaimer: I didn't make up any of the characters, but the plot is mine. Don't sue, it's just not polite.

ALINESPACETHINGTHATSHERETOSEPERATETHESTORYFROMMYRANDOMRAMLINGSBYEBYE!!

Everyone was herded into the Great Hall. About a hundred girls attempted to sit near or next to Sirius, but his friends saved him from that. James loved to tease him about this any time he could.

"Is every girl on to you or is it just me?" He asked.

"Shut up James," Sirius said, but he was grinning. The thought made him feel wanted.

Dumbledore stood. Everyone silenced.

"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts, happy to see you all here blah, blah, blah," Dumbledore said. "I'm sure everyone's starving, so here is your incredibly nice smelling food. Tuck in!"

Food appeared, and everyone started eating ravenously. There were mounds of mashed potatoes, bowls of salad, enormous plates full of roast chicken, and...floating candy canes...

In the midst of all the happily eating people, Lily came up behind James and pushed his face into his plate of mashed potatoes. He came back up, coughing and spitting on a girl sitting right across from him.

"WHAT THE FUCK JAMES?!" yelled the girl being spat on.

"Sorry Tara," he apologized, and then turned on Lily, who was laughing at him.

"LILY!"

"Ye—s?" Lily said in a sing song voice.

James, not being able to think of anything to call her, just glared at her, and spat at her feet.

"Ooooh, not very friendly are we?" teased Lily.

James, still pissed off, grabbed a bowl of salad and ground it in her face.

"Nope, not friendly," he retorted.

Lily was still trying to get salad dressing out of her eyes. Once she did, she took one look at James, and stalked off. James turned back around; unaware that Lily was only getting her ice cold pumpkin juice.

"MOTHERFU—" James cut himself off, because McGonagall was giving him a dirty look. Lily had just poured the contents of her ice cold juice down his shirt, and it was trickling down into his pants. He finally got up and whirled Lily around. He got all of the mashed potatoes still on his plate and rubbed her hair in it, and Lily screamed and pulled out her wand.

His legs shrank all the way down to a baby's would be. James pulled his wand out and hit Lily with a hex so hard that she slammed back against the wall with a curse that made her laugh uncontrollably.

Dumbledore rushed over and lifted both hexes. They both looked terrible. Detention for a week was awarded to both of them. They were to wash all the dishes that the house elves were usually supposed to do.

"HA HA!!" Sirius laughed as the teachers walked off.

Lily and James cuffed him upside the head.

"So—rry..." Sirius said unconvincingly.

James sat back down, and looked around. "Where's Moony?" He asked.

Sirius shrugged. "In the Shack, possibly?"

"Hey...James?" asked an uncertain voice beside him. It was Peter Pettigrew.

James almost groaned aloud. This was his peeve, his little scratch at the roof of his mouth that wouldn't heal. Peter was so ANNOYING! 'James, I don't get it.' 'James, you're so cool' 'Well, I didn't exactly do it, can you help me with it?'

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"YES, Peter?" James asked as nice as possible.

"Um, never mind," he said, seeing the look of agitation on his face.

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Ok, this isn't my best. I SWEAR IT WILL GET BETTER!! I'm all caught up in schoolwork, I'm sorry. This will get better. See you!!